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Who doesn't love George Carlin?

 

 

*some of the stuff in the video is relevant to this thread*

Good call on the Carlin. His entire "You Are All Diseased" stand-up is gold if you want to know some things that are really pissing him off.


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Why do people hate him so much? Can't you just... not pay attention to him? It's not like he's permanently on the front page of the news...

You aren't criticizing the Meyer one though. Good to know :grin:

 

I stopped criticizing Bieber when I learned he was driving a Ferrari and dating an actress at 17. I mean, what were we doing at 17? Probably posting here about politics or religion and not out there being a millionaire celebrity.

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For those who drive, people who forget their blinkers when making a turn.


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I stopped criticizing Bieber when I learned he was driving a Ferrari and dating an actress at 17. I mean, what were we doing at 17? Probably posting here about politics or religion and not out there being a millionaire celebrity.

 

touché

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For those who drive, people who forget their blinkers when making a turn.

 

I was biking at night and a car turned into my path without signaling (it was turning right, I was going straight on the sidewalk). Fortunately it passed in front of me, but I yelled at them "don't turn your [bleep]ing signal on or anything". Pretty sure they heard it too :-)


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When my girlfriend expresses her anger at me through twitter or facebook in a passive-aggressive manner.


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When my girlfriend expresses her anger at me through twitter or facebook in a passive-aggressive manner.

 

Mind if I ask your/her age?


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Both of us are 18 in University.


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Both of us are 18 in University.

 

She does that at age 18? I would expect that from a 13 year old...


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For those who drive, people who forget their blinkers when making a turn.

 

People who think they can turn as soon as they put on their indicator. Seriously, you need to check if it's clear first. You can't just put it on and [bleep]ing turn.

 

About 2 weeks ago we had to go pick up my dad from the Airport. We were driving to the exit when some fool just cut right infront of us. My dad got out of the car, walked up to the other dude, banged on his window. We saw arms flinging in the air, heard 2 loud voices. My dad came back and said "He said he had his indicator on. He doesn't understand why i'm so angry. Turn indicator means he can turn."

Really?

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Hypocrites.

Self-righteous people who try to tell me how I should live.

Babies.

Junkies.

Incessant [bleep]ing.

College.

Working out.

Southern drivers.

People who never shut up.

People who don't work for their money then figure the government should take care of them.

Cancer.

Plane trips.

Sloppy drunks.

Sloppy girls.

Drunk girls (the ones that don't stop whining).

People who do stupid things for attention.

Liars.

Being late.

Unkempt rooms.

Rap music.

 

~90% of these I deal with on a daily basis, but always good to express what annoys me :shades:


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Rap music.

 

While I like rap music, I hate those douches that just have to blast it out of their [cabbage]ty cars.

I hate drivers who go and shove the biggest sub they can find into whatever car they have and blast [cabbage] music. The musics one thing, but blasting it from an old hilux that's rusting away with a bad P-plater driver? just sad.


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I've said it a thousand times, but kids who get so excited over alcohol. My roommate and I picked up 30 beers last night and he was literally acting like a kid who just found out he was going to get a new toy. All annoying and talking about how funny it was that we were hiding all the alcohol.

 

I just wasn't in the mood. And he's planning on getting [cabbage]-faced tonight. I said: "Dude, you're taking care of yourself. I'm not dealing with that [cabbage]."

 

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[bleep]ing city buses, at least half of them seem to believe they have the right of way all the time. I almost got run over by one today on my bike.

 

I've said it a thousand times, but kids who get so excited over alcohol.

 

To add to that; people who seem to think the only reason there is to drink alcohol is to get completely wasted.

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Did the teacher share? I would demand that they do if I was going to.

Yup she did. She said that she had problems with her husband and that she had met somebody new that she'd like to get involved with, but she still has feelings for her husband and isn't sure she really wants to give up on him yet.


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Hypocrites.

Self-righteous people who try to tell me how I should live.

Babies.

Junkies.

Incessant [bleep]ing.

College.

Working out.

Southern drivers.

People who never shut up.

People who don't work for their money then figure the government should take care of them.

Cancer.

Plane trips.

Sloppy drunks.

Sloppy girls.

Drunk girls (the ones that don't stop whining).

People who do stupid things for attention.

Liars.

Being late.

Unkempt rooms.

Rap music.

~90% of these I deal with on a daily basis, but always good to express what annoys me :shades:

Maybe you shouldn't be a bartender.


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When your dad is teaching you how to drive and then turns the radio on to terrible music that throws you out of focus. It doesn't affect me as much as before, but it still gets on my nerves when he doesn't tell me (still not good about taking eyes off the road for 5 seconds yet, so I guess it's my fault).

 

It's more unnerving he feels the need to keep a rifle in the back seat at all times. :|

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I've said it a thousand times, but kids who get so excited over alcohol. My roommate and I picked up 30 beers last night and he was literally acting like a kid who just found out he was going to get a new toy. All annoying and talking about how funny it was that we were hiding all the alcohol.

 

I just wasn't in the mood. And he's planning on getting [cabbage]-faced tonight. I said: "Dude, you're taking care of yourself. I'm not dealing with that [cabbage]."

 

>.>

 

Ohhh boy ^this x10000000million.

 

First time my friend got drunk around me he was getting a boner over every little sip. Took every ounce of me not to hit him. Also we took him smoking one time, he got a boner off it too. Now all he does is copy whatever we do. Kinda sad.


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I prefer to kick my messengers down bottomless pits.


"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Damnit.

 

Friends getting all excited about this stupid drinking game they created. They created beer-ice, too, which is the most [bleep]ing stupid idea ever, and they're all thinking it's the best thing in the world.


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Damnit.

 

Friends getting all excited about this stupid drinking game they created. They created beer-ice, too, which is the most [bleep]ing stupid idea ever, and they're all thinking it's the best thing in the world.

 

Suggest the game of "whoever can go the longest without drinking, wins!" Not bound to work, but it's my favorite form of drinking game. I NEVER LOSE!


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