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[insert music genre] is the only real music left! [bleep] all the idiots listening to [insert other music genre]!

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Well, if you listen to it, it ain't half bad, really. But everything can be listened to. It all depends on personal tastes.

And you've gotta say that it kinda is The Next Big Thing in British music and has been like that for a few years now. Only other real sensations have been Adele and Susan Boyle.


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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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These zappos ads that make the page fail to load about 8 times out of 10.


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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

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Those Facebook like-[bleep] that guilt trip you with sad-looking pictures just to leech upon your likes.


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Click the "Signed in as..." go to Manage ignored users, copy paste Toki_Hakurei.

I'm pretty sure having boobs is the most broken super power anyone can ever have. 0_0

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Before I deleted my account, I found the worst ones the kind that show a picture with some cause and belittle/insult you for not liking. It was annoying on its own, but five or so people sharing a few of them that say "If you don't like X you're an ass/going to hell/prefer genocide of puppies/etc". Maybe it was the lack of subtlety more irritating than their preferred method of gathering "likes" that I found annoying. I'll just leave it at that.

 

On a cooking-related annoyance, I hate it when I accidentally get any skin contact with hot water out of klutziness. It ruins the enjoyment of eating something with the same hand that got slightly burned. >_>

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"Like this if you love pasta. Ignore if you want your entire family to burn in hell."

 

That sort of thing?

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Yeah, I guess I was using a bad example. More of the "Like this if you love your parents, ignore if you hate them" sort-of thing would probably be more like it.

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Yeah, I guess I was using a bad example. More of the "Like this if you love your parents, ignore if you hate them" sort-of thing would probably be more like it.

It's a "have you stopped beating your wife" kind of thing, then?

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Anyone remember those "95% of teenagers prefer rap to rock, put this in your signature if you're one of the 5%" signatures? Those used to be everywhere on tip.it when I joined.

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I think I had one of those when I first joined.

Don't judge me; I was eleven.

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I think I had one of those when I first joined.

Don't judge me; I was eleven.

Never forget, never forgive. We are Legion!!11

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"The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."

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Yeah, I guess I was using a bad example. More of the "Like this if you love your parents, ignore if you hate them" sort-of thing would probably be more like it.

 

That is a more realistic example (although I am sure the other kind pops up too). The ones I was seeing were relating to soldiers and Christianity with an occasional odd cause here and there.

 

As for the trendy "I'm in the minority" percentage signatures, I could tolerate them unless the math was off.

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I think I had one of those when I first joined.

Don't judge me; I was eleven.

Never forget, never forgive. We are Legion!!11

 

No, no, you got it all wrong. It's: 9gag legion. Never le forgive, Never le forget.

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I think I had one of those when I first joined.

Don't judge me; I was eleven.

 

Damage of Public Morale, 3 years

Involuntary bodily harm to Citizens, 5 years

Crime against reason....

 

... Death... *Shoots*

 

Back on topic... When one of my co workers makes it public knowledge on my office floor that I am hitting on someone, when I am actually not.


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Mindblown by how witty and original that comment was. -.-

The sad part is that memes can actually be funny if they're used to supplement wit/originality rather than be a substitute for it.

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"Like this if you love pasta. Ignore if you want your entire family to burn in hell."

 

That sort of thing?

 

The only thing worse then those pictures is the people that take the time to create them.

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Like this post if you like breathing.

 

Ignore it if you're a neo-nazi communist slavekeeper who keeps children as slaves, sexual partners, and soldiers; are a mysogynist; like wasps; have genital warts; dislike America; smell like fetid cheese; beat up homeless people; and are a total wimp with no life.

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The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]

I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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Like this post if you like breathing.

 

Ignore it if you're a neo-nazi communist slavekeeper who keeps children as slaves, sexual partners, and soldiers; are a mysogynist; like wasps; have genital warts; dislike America; smell like fetid cheese; beat up homeless people; and are a total wimp with no life.

What if I don't like breathing, but don't do any of the other things? Do I just tolerate your post or acknowledge it in some other way?

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I think I had one of those when I first joined.

Don't judge me; I was eleven.

Never forget, never forgive. We are Legion!!11

 

No, no, you got it all wrong. It's: 9gag legion. Never le forgive, Never le forget.

Lol, thanks for reminding me of 9fag. :mad:

 

hoho I am internet comedic legend!


"The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."

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