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I think I had one of those when I first joined.

Don't judge me; I was eleven.

Never forget, never forgive. We are Legion!!11

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"The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."

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Yeah, I guess I was using a bad example. More of the "Like this if you love your parents, ignore if you hate them" sort-of thing would probably be more like it.

 

That is a more realistic example (although I am sure the other kind pops up too). The ones I was seeing were relating to soldiers and Christianity with an occasional odd cause here and there.

 

As for the trendy "I'm in the minority" percentage signatures, I could tolerate them unless the math was off.

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I think I had one of those when I first joined.

Don't judge me; I was eleven.

 

Damage of Public Morale, 3 years

Involuntary bodily harm to Citizens, 5 years

Crime against reason....

 

... Death... *Shoots*

 

Back on topic... When one of my co workers makes it public knowledge on my office floor that I am hitting on someone, when I am actually not.

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Like this post if you like breathing.

 

Ignore it if you're a neo-nazi communist slavekeeper who keeps children as slaves, sexual partners, and soldiers; are a mysogynist; like wasps; have genital warts; dislike America; smell like fetid cheese; beat up homeless people; and are a total wimp with no life.

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The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

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I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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Like this post if you like breathing.

 

Ignore it if you're a neo-nazi communist slavekeeper who keeps children as slaves, sexual partners, and soldiers; are a mysogynist; like wasps; have genital warts; dislike America; smell like fetid cheese; beat up homeless people; and are a total wimp with no life.

What if I don't like breathing, but don't do any of the other things? Do I just tolerate your post or acknowledge it in some other way?

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I think I had one of those when I first joined.

Don't judge me; I was eleven.

Never forget, never forgive. We are Legion!!11

 

No, no, you got it all wrong. It's: 9gag legion. Never le forgive, Never le forget.

Lol, thanks for reminding me of 9fag. :mad:

 

hoho I am internet comedic legend!

"The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."

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I think I had one of those when I first joined.

Don't judge me; I was eleven.

Never forget, never forgive. We are Legion!!11

 

No, no, you got it all wrong. It's: 9gag legion. Never le forgive, Never le forget.

Lol, thanks for reminding me of 9fag. :mad:

 

hoho I am internet comedic legend!

I think they prefer "le 9fag".

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]

I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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I think I had one of those when I first joined.

Don't judge me; I was eleven.

Never forget, never forgive. We are Legion!!11

 

No, no, you got it all wrong. It's: 9gag legion. Never le forgive, Never le forget.

Lol, thanks for reminding me of 9fag. :mad:

 

hoho I am internet comedic legend!

I think they prefer "le 9fag".

 

I like 9gag

 

[bleep] me, right?

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Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy.

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I honestly don't understand how you could find 9gag funny if you're over the age of 13.

 

I decided to be brave and visit the site myself. This was on the front page.

 

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LOL!!! because justin bieber is a girl xDDDdd so there lesbians xP thumbs up if justin bieber sucks

 

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What really drew me off 9gag was their unquestionable opinions: Justin Bieber sucks, Barney is a demigod, the youth of today sucks (talk about irony in this one), and of course, MEME USED IMPROPERLY.

 

Add that with overused memes and the general populace's inability to be funny, I'm surprised 9gag can be held to anybody in modest regard.

"The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."

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YouTube, definitely. I once argued with someone who claimed Carly Rae Jepson was a teenage s-word. I told him Carly Rae Jepson is considerably older than a teenager and has one of the most squiky clean public images many of us have ever come across, and even if she didn't, why the hell would it matter to her music? He claimed I was in love with her and should go listen to "shit music".

 

You might be mistaken for thinking this was on a Carly Rae Jepson music video... you would be wrong. This was on Blondie - Call Me. You want unquestionable opinions? Well there it is.

 

9Gag's mostly not that funny (badluckbrianfriendzonedforeveralonelevel:super!!!!) but that's why you keep hammering the 'R' key until you find something worth staying for. This one's pretty funny.

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People on the internet have awful, awful opinions. Particularly about women. I suggest you find a browser addon that hides comment sections, so you're not tempted to converse with anyone in them again.

 

On my end, there's a guy at the place I work who uses the word 'obstropolous' instead of 'obstreperous'. ???

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If you actually get into an argument with someone in the comment section of a youtube video, you already lost. There is no reason to actually go back and see if someone responded to you :P

 

Why is the guy from community in that picture? I'm assuming it's funny based on something else he was in?

 

I hate Meme's in general. There are a few that are amusing, but only a very small handful (by this I mean I have a weakness for monorail cat and face palm picard).

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