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Best to keep it to criticizing each others opinions when and where it's relevant. That discussion was just heading strait into personal insults territory, and I'd rather not deal with all the paperwork :P

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just kidding around

 

ot: when people bid on my ebay listings and never respond/pay when they win >_>


 

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What has really started annoying me is the fact that one of the kids I live with has horrible showering habits. The kid take anywhere from 2 to 4 showers per day. I wouldn't have an issue with this if he didn't take 45 minute long showers and if they weren't at 3:30 in the morning. Some of us need to use the bathroom too you know.... Also, he has a bottle of shampoo and bodywash in the shower, but he never uses them. Ever. The other two guys who I live with think he just uses all of our bodywash/shampoo instead of his own. Seriously though, what does one do in the shower for 45 minutes? There is only one thing that comes to mind, and it ain't pretty. =/

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Ponder life. Relax. Enter a realm of mental and physical harmony. Become one with thy self. Get really, really clean. Seek pleasure.

 

Take your pick.

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Why not all of them? :wink:


The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]

I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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This topic took a turn for the disgusting

 

Turn off the hot water, I can guarantee you his showers won't be longer than 2 mins

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Yes, it certainly did. C'mon guys, let's tone it down a bit please.

 

On topic, it annoys the hell out of me when my idiot dispatcher sends me to a job that's already been done. :wall: I'm constantly amazed that he's been able to keep his job for 5 years when he's this bad at it.


 

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People calling me "kid". weather irl or over the net, especially since im 22 and it's by some snot-nosed little 16 year old. Bad enough I look 16 in the face, but calling me kid by someone much younger makes me wish punch-able monitors existed.


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Open office destroyed my masterful document that I spent hours working on the other night when I tried to save it into a .doc format. Kindof want to cry. I'm so sad that I won't be able to make it look as nice as I had it, and I'll have to spend another two hours formatting. :cry:


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I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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-Weird lighting (when it has a random blink/flash)

-The sound of someone eating a banana...

 

Probably lots of other things but those are a few randoms that I can think of at the top of my head :P.

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-Weird lighting (when it has a random blink/flash)

-The sound of someone eating a banana...

 

Probably lots of other things but those are a few randoms that I can think of at the top of my head :P.

Fluorescent lights. I can't stand being in rooms lit only with fluorescent lights for extended periods of time. I seem to be one of those people who get's really stressed out without a more complete light source, normally in 30-60 minutes.

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I hate banana sounds too. What's even worse though, is when you pay attention to how the banana goop squishes through your teeth when you're eating a banana.

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I hate banana sounds too. What's even worse though, is when you pay attention to how the banana goop squishes through your teeth when you're eating a banana.

 

 

Is it bad that I was eating a banana while reading this and almost threw up?

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You guys have ruined bananas for me.

 

By the way, who else remembers when everyone was putting "you are now manually breathing/swallowing/noticing itches" in their signatures? Because that drove me up the wall as it literally made me cease to function at the time.

 

...On a related note if you make a fist you might notice that your ring finger squeezes up against your middle finger and that no matter what you do it always rubs it annoyingly.


The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]

I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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Thanks for ruining clenching a fist for me...

 

And seriously, I love bananas. Those sounds and feels are fantastic, something you can't get from somewhere else.


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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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...On a related note if you make a fist you might notice that your ring finger squeezes up against your middle finger and that no matter what you do it always rubs it annoyingly.

Nope, it feels fine.

 

Trololol

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^Here's another one then.

 

First hold your breath for sixty seconds (or as long as you can) then read the hide tags. Don't read them until after, though.

[hide] No seriously don't read them until after. [hide] Are you sure you've already held your breath? [hide] If you haven't held your breath yet I am very disappointed in you. [hide] If you still haven't you are a pathetic excuse for a human being. [hide] If you have I'm sorry for the inconvenience, but if you haven't you suck. [hide] Those people who haven't are the reason those who have have to deal with this. [hide] Seriously, hold your breath. [hide] How's being breathless? :grin: [/hide] [/hide] [/hide] [/hide] [/hide] [/hide] [/hide][/hide]

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The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]

I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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You sir are a troll.


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I don't know what you're talking about.

 

Also, sore shins. They're a common consequence of sparring but jeez do they suck sometimes.


The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]

I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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Sore shins? Try shin splints.

And I still have a convulsion in a part of my calf... Since yesterday. Hurts like hell and I don't know what to do about it.


t3aGt.png

 

So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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