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Could YOU eat and drink NOTHING for 30 years?

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Somehow he got liquids, that is a fact. Maybe through humid air?


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Me too, I posted it for the lulz, but even so, the military put him in a hospital without food or water for 2 weeks and said he was perfectly healthy.. Didn't know you could go two weeks without water?


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I find that very hard to believe.

 

He went two weeks under observation and was not found to eat and drink anything--still was deemed 'healthy' according to the article.


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2 weeks is somewhat believable. 70 years? That's a load of crap.


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I dunno, 2 weeks is obviously different then 70 years, but still, 2 weeks? That's more then anyone else I've ever heard of, in my life.


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If anyone believes this, they're quite gullible. I suspect that he has an accomplice.

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I heard this rule on a show before. I think it was...

3 minuets without air.

3 days without water.

3 weeks without food. You can live without, after that it becomes a little iffy.

But 70 years? I dont think so, if it is true more power to him, but still... I find it very hard to believe.


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Maybe he uses feeding tubes of some sort. He technically would be telling the truth if that was the case. It seems very unlikely though.


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I remember reading about this in Guinnes world records or whatever when I was little :thumbsup: I dunno if it's real, but it's pretty cool. To answer teh question, I could not eat and drink nothing for 30 years.

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I have trouble making it 24 hours without food or drink.


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2 Weeks is believable

but what the hell 70 years?

 

how can he walk?wouldn't lack calcium?

 

 

 

interesting cool story tbh.

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He's been eating his beard for the past 70 years.


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I agree, you heard that saying, I heard that too, as well as "Nothings impossible" who knows, just because it's never been done before doesn't mean it can't be done period.


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"You can hold a lot of water in those yogi beards. A sneaky yogi for certain," he said.

LOL.

 

Btw guys, this is fake.


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This is bullcrap I know he had some grape drink sometime and maybe like they said, he his it in his beard.


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give him a treadmill. Make him run 20 miles a day, then see how long he lasts.


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It does say he doesn't sweat, not sure if that means he doesn't do many physical things, or he just doesn't sweat.


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Load of [cabbage]. Your stomach acids would literally eat through your stomach walls without eating for that long.


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The comments following the article are good for a laugh. Anyway, as magekillr said, I suspect that someone involved with the man's "24/7 observation" is smuggling in food and drink for him. It's also possible that this is all some form of publicity stunt (to what end, I can't imagine).

 

Facts are facts, after all. It is physically impossible to survive for much longer than a week without imbibing liquids; no amount of "mental fortitude" or "hidden human potential" can allow for any human to simply live without taking in nutrients and liquids.


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Says he has been "gargling" and bathing in water, probably why he hasn't died. That plus he presumably does close to zero physical activity. And IIRC, last time people tried an experiment like this with him, he lost weight. So there is some way he is getting water


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