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Why didn't you just throw them in the bin like a sane person? Stuff it in an empty crisp packet and it'd never be found. Toilets are a bad place to hide misdeeds. Perhaps you should have used a river :ugeek:

 

Not good enough. The only answer is the ocean.

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Never dispose of grade cards in your house. Pocket it, go to a park or something and throw it in the bin there. Unless your school is super sneaky and anticipated this by using some kind of waterproof ink and paper, then you're fine, but in any case you broke the toilet. Good job.

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Never dispose of grade cards in your house. Pocket it, go to a park or something and throw it in the bin there. Unless your school is super sneaky and anticipated this by using some kind of waterproof ink and paper, then you're fine, but in any case you broke the toilet. Good job.

 

Haha, wouldn't that be a [bleep]?

 

Seriously, this thread would get 100x better if that was the case :thumbup:

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The only surefire way you could get rid of bad grade grades is next time you have to find an active volcano and drop the report card in. The lava won't tell anyone.

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If you blow up the mailbox, they can't even deliver the mail.

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

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I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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How to destroy evidence easily.

 

Step 1: Rip up the evidence into small pieces, don't use a shredder because they can be reassembled using the shredder.

Step 2: Place in a cup of food colouring and mix with a spoon until you have a pulp.

Step 3: Squeeze it out in front of the sink.

Step 4: Leave to dry out.

Step 5: Spray EazyCheese on it and put it on the floor on a dog walking path.

 

Now, that is for paper other things like hard disks are harder to destroy and require a different technique.

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You shouldn't of stuck it down the toilet, if you'd've put it in the bin in a park or somewhere which wasn't your house it would've been emptied and be in a landfill no need to stick it down a bloody toilet.

The problem could or could not be because of your evidence destroying but I think toilets should be able to cope with a bit more, if you want my opinion I think the papers formed a pulp wall in the pipe - It just needs some bleach I think.

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The only surefire way you could get rid of bad grade grades is next time you have to find an active volcano and drop the report card in. The lava won't tell anyone.

 

And the charred paper flies up in the thermal currents and takes a fantastic journey around the world, floating through deserts, storms, blizzards and other assorted epic landscapes, finally landing delicately on your doorstep as your parents get home.

 

Sorry, that isn't surefire either.

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1:Place the report card on your kitchen table

2: Break into a thermonuclear missle bunker

3: fire a thermonuclear missle at your house

4:?????

5: Profit!

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]

I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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K so Lrn2scan your report card at a friends house onto computer and altar the grades

 

Or learn not to [kitty] out and show them the grades?

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get better grades. if you're embarrassed to show your parents your grades, wouldn't you be honest to yourself? you're only fooling yourself, faking grades or removing them so your parents can't see them, you're only letting yourself down.

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If these report cards were made out of regular paper, then i doubt you caused the leak. However, flushing down that model volcano you got a low mark on at the science fair may be the cause.

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We need to archive this thread. Or at least burn it into all our memories, right up there with the Testicular torsion thread, and that one on ass hair.

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How about manning up and showing your parents your stupid grades?

 

Was about to post that, but you beat me to it. Happy to know I'm not the only one thinking this way. :thumbsup:

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We need to archive this thread. Or at least burn it into all our memories, right up there with the Testicular torsion thread, and that one on ass hair.

Because every slightly funny thing has to be TIF meme? Come on, you're ruining the status of them. :wink: (whatever they status they had... :blink: )

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The Report Card was made in the fires of Mount Doom. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came.

 

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The Report Card was made in the fires of Mount Doom. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came.

 

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Yeah. Because charred remains of paper are totally legible! How about manning up and showing your parents your stupid grades?

What loser takes responsibility for something that's solely their fault?

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The Report Card was made in the fires of Mount Doom. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came.

 

You have my sword.

And you have my bow.

 

 

And MY AXE.

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