Ezkaton Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 There once was a great Obt who was very good at drinking coffee. Just recently news came that Obt would have another storytime written by his loyal fans. One day Obt woke up and cheated on kelsi with a sparrow that looked like the harpy Mr Greens... Obt was so aghast at this mistake he went on a Dungeoneering rampage, unbinding all his arrows and throwing them into the home ggs portal. They hit Grimy Bunyip, causing him to stop drop and roll off the edge of Shadow-Forger's room into a bathtub, turning him into a much less efficient, albeit clean Bunyip. Obt then slayed the Shadow-Forger, causing him to fall down into the DGS clan citadel and die of boredom, because he was trapped and had no agil effigies to open. Fortunately for Obt, he was a mighty Sith Lord. He used the Force to powercook pancakes for all the Harpies in the yard, who then called over Kal'ger the Warmongererer to see if he could really eat twenty heimcrabcakes at once. Kal'ger could only eat three before Obt became impatient and shoved them all down Kal'gers throat at once causing him to fall head-head first into the DGS clan citadel. Kal'ger fought down the urge to challenge dgs to a yugioh battle because DGS had harpies. The Harpies, however, didn't have a blue eyes white harpy that could transform into Nex if you superheated it. Kal'ger knew this and summoned his zombie army. Then the harpies made sweet cakes and ate them. This made the harpies super powerful and Kal'ger was a dinosaur with asthma so when he tried to eat a Harpy-cake and went into a cake-induced coma. Obt then continued on his quest through F61, his trusty Primal Scimitard gripped tightly in his hands, when all of a sudden he was ambushed by Provite warrior (level-7). Obt was lucky to escape with his life, although the warrior murdered his Cub World-bearer gruesomely by using a Hexhunter Bow as a garrotte... Obt was astonished by the bloodshed and the hatred of this Provite Warrior, and vowed to kill it once and for all. However, a F1 Large+4 was called by Obt's nemesis Kayla, who had just joined Fungeonsweepers. Obt decided to join to sabotage Kayla's floor by planting a nyan cat in the construction spot, because Kayla couldn't gt tele. When she noticed, she demanded NC to open all of the doors. However, nyan cat just stole all the keys and hid them in its rainbow trail. Kayla was mad bro. She was no bro though, so Obt's manly powers of seduction were futile and useless, leaving him no choice but to Reacting impulsively and saying what's on your mind feels oh so good.. for a little, until you realize you just started WWIII.2672nd person to reach 2496 total.Thanks to Wicked for the awesome siggy :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Recci Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 There once was a great Obt who was very good at drinking coffee. Just recently news came that Obt would have another storytime written by his loyal fans. One day Obt woke up and cheated on kelsi with a sparrow that looked like the harpy Mr Greens... Obt was so aghast at this mistake he went on a Dungeoneering rampage, unbinding all his arrows and throwing them into the home ggs portal. They hit Grimy Bunyip, causing him to stop drop and roll off the edge of Shadow-Forger's room into a bathtub, turning him into a much less efficient, albeit clean Bunyip. Obt then slayed the Shadow-Forger, causing him to fall down into the DGS clan citadel and die of boredom, because he was trapped and had no agil effigies to open. Fortunately for Obt, he was a mighty Sith Lord. He used the Force to powercook pancakes for all the Harpies in the yard, who then called over Kal'ger the Warmongererer to see if he could really eat twenty heimcrabcakes at once. Kal'ger could only eat three before Obt became impatient and shoved them all down Kal'gers throat at once causing him to fall head-head first into the DGS clan citadel. Kal'ger fought down the urge to challenge dgs to a yugioh battle because DGS had harpies. The Harpies, however, didn't have a blue eyes white harpy that could transform into Nex if you superheated it. Kal'ger knew this and summoned his zombie army. Then the harpies made sweet cakes and ate them. This made the harpies super powerful and Kal'ger was a dinosaur with asthma so when he tried to eat a Harpy-cake and went into a cake-induced coma. Obt then continued on his quest through F61, his trusty Primal Scimitard gripped tightly in his hands, when all of a sudden he was ambushed by Provite warrior (level-7). Obt was lucky to escape with his life, although the warrior murdered his Cub World-bearer gruesomely by using a Hexhunter Bow as a garrotte... Obt was astonished by the bloodshed and the hatred of this Provite Warrior, and vowed to kill it once and for all. However, a F1 Large+4 was called by Obt's nemesis Kayla, who had just joined Fungeonsweepers. Obt decided to join to sabotage Kayla's floor by planting a nyan cat in the construction spot, because Kayla couldn't gt tele. When she noticed, she demanded NC to open all of the doors. However, nyan cat just stole all the keys and hid them in its rainbow trail. Kayla was mad bro. She was no bro though, so Obt's manly powers of seduction were futile and useless, leaving him no choice but to ragequit the floor and leave Kayla and the Nyancat behind. He decided to join Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambler Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 There once was a great Obt who was very good at drinking coffee. Just recently news came that Obt would have another storytime written by his loyal fans. One day Obt woke up and cheated on kelsi with a sparrow that looked like the harpy Mr Greens... Obt was so aghast at this mistake he went on a Dungeoneering rampage, unbinding all his arrows and throwing them into the home ggs portal. They hit Grimy Bunyip, causing him to stop drop and roll off the edge of Shadow-Forger's room into a bathtub, turning him into a much less efficient, albeit clean Bunyip. Obt then slayed the Shadow-Forger, causing him to fall down into the DGS clan citadel and die of boredom, because he was trapped and had no agil effigies to open. Fortunately for Obt, he was a mighty Sith Lord. He used the Force to powercook pancakes for all the Harpies in the yard, who then called over Kal'ger the Warmongererer to see if he could really eat twenty heimcrabcakes at once. Kal'ger could only eat three before Obt became impatient and shoved them all down Kal'gers throat at once causing him to fall head-head first into the DGS clan citadel. Kal'ger fought down the urge to challenge dgs to a yugioh battle because DGS had harpies. The Harpies, however, didn't have a blue eyes white harpy that could transform into Nex if you superheated it. Kal'ger knew this and summoned his zombie army. Then the harpies made sweet cakes and ate them. This made the harpies super powerful and Kal'ger was a dinosaur with asthma so when he tried to eat a Harpy-cake and went into a cake-induced coma. Obt then continued on his quest through F61, his trusty Primal Scimitard gripped tightly in his hands, when all of a sudden he was ambushed by Provite warrior (level-7). Obt was lucky to escape with his life, although the warrior murdered his Cub World-bearer gruesomely by using a Hexhunter Bow as a garrotte... Obt was astonished by the bloodshed and the hatred of this Provite Warrior, and vowed to kill it once and for all. However, a F1 Large+4 was called by Obt's nemesis Kayla, who had just joined Fungeonsweepers. Obt decided to join to sabotage Kayla's floor by planting a nyan cat in the construction spot, because Kayla couldn't gt tele. When she noticed, she demanded NC to open all of the doors. However, nyan cat just stole all the keys and hid them in its rainbow trail. Kayla was mad bro. She was no bro though, so Obt's manly powers of seduction were futile and useless, leaving him no choice but to ragequit the floor and leave Kayla and the Nyancat behind. He decided to join 999134thpure in a stake, but he ^^My blog of EoC PvM, lols and Therapy.^^My livestream- Currently: Offline :(Offical Harpy Therapist of the Mad[hide=Lewtations]Barrows drops: Dharok's helm x2, Guthan's helm, Ahrim's top, Hood and skirt, Torag's hammers, Karils skirt, Karil's top, Torag's helm, Verac's skirt, Verac's Flail, Dharok's Platebody.Dag kings drops: Lost count! :wall:4k+ Glacors, 7 Ragefires, 4 Steadfasts, 4 Glaivens, 400+ shards![/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brunokiller Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 why is this not on top My blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stonewall337 Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 JIMI NEEDS MAOR POSTZ [hide=Drops]Araxxor Eye x1 Leg pieces x2GWD: 5000 Addy bar Steam B Staff x3 Z Spear x6 Sara. Hilt x2 Bandos Hilt x2 (LS, Solo)SS x6 (1 LS)Tormented Demons: Shard x6 Slice x5 Claws x9 Limbs x3DKS: Archer x21 Warrior x31 Berserker x30 Axe x51[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Squab Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 JIMI NEEDS MAOR POSTZQFT Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them meBuying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupineThe only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it. Poignant Purple to Lokie's Ravishing Red and Alg's Brilliant Blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lose No Hope Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 JIMI NEEDS MAOR POSTZQFTQFQFT [hide]unbinding green's kidneys for ltk's heartdo you farm guam like me sir ltk[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezkaton Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 There once was a great Obt who was very good at drinking coffee. Just recently news came that Obt would have another storytime written by his loyal fans. One day Obt woke up and cheated on kelsi with a sparrow that looked like the harpy Mr Greens... Obt was so aghast at this mistake he went on a Dungeoneering rampage, unbinding all his arrows and throwing them into the home ggs portal. They hit Grimy Bunyip, causing him to stop drop and roll off the edge of Shadow-Forger's room into a bathtub, turning him into a much less efficient, albeit clean Bunyip. Obt then slayed the Shadow-Forger, causing him to fall down into the DGS clan citadel and die of boredom, because he was trapped and had no agil effigies to open. Fortunately for Obt, he was a mighty Sith Lord. He used the Force to powercook pancakes for all the Harpies in the yard, who then called over Kal'ger the Warmongererer to see if he could really eat twenty heimcrabcakes at once. Kal'ger could only eat three before Obt became impatient and shoved them all down Kal'gers throat at once causing him to fall head-head first into the DGS clan citadel. Kal'ger fought down the urge to challenge dgs to a yugioh battle because DGS had harpies. The Harpies, however, didn't have a blue eyes white harpy that could transform into Nex if you superheated it. Kal'ger knew this and summoned his zombie army. Then the harpies made sweet cakes and ate them. This made the harpies super powerful and Kal'ger was a dinosaur with asthma so when he tried to eat a Harpy-cake and went into a cake-induced coma. Obt then continued on his quest through F61, his trusty Primal Scimitard gripped tightly in his hands, when all of a sudden he was ambushed by Provite warrior (level-7). Obt was lucky to escape with his life, although the warrior murdered his Cub World-bearer gruesomely by using a Hexhunter Bow as a garrotte... Obt was astonished by the bloodshed and the hatred of this Provite Warrior, and vowed to kill it once and for all. However, a F1 Large+4 was called by Obt's nemesis Kayla, who had just joined Fungeonsweepers. Obt decided to join to sabotage Kayla's floor by planting a nyan cat in the construction spot, because Kayla couldn't gt tele. When she noticed, she demanded NC to open all of the doors. However, nyan cat just stole all the keys and hid them in its rainbow trail. Kayla was mad bro. She was no bro though, so Obt's manly powers of seduction were futile and useless, leaving him no choice but to ragequit the floor and leave Kayla and the Nyancat behind. He decided to join 999134thpure in a stake, but he fed 999 to a Baby Troll and was thus disqualified. Upon seeing this Brunokiller decided to smuggle a Mal Gobson out of Daemonheim for Obt so he could attempt to kill Reacting impulsively and saying what's on your mind feels oh so good.. for a little, until you realize you just started WWIII.2672nd person to reach 2496 total.Thanks to Wicked for the awesome siggy :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 There once was a great Obt who was very good at drinking coffee. Just recently news came that Obt would have another storytime written by his loyal fans. One day Obt woke up and cheated on kelsi with a sparrow that looked like the harpy Mr Greens... Obt was so aghast at this mistake he went on a Dungeoneering rampage, unbinding all his arrows and throwing them into the home ggs portal. They hit Grimy Bunyip, causing him to stop drop and roll off the edge of Shadow-Forger's room into a bathtub, turning him into a much less efficient, albeit clean Bunyip. Obt then slayed the Shadow-Forger, causing him to fall down into the DGS clan citadel and die of boredom, because he was trapped and had no agil effigies to open. Fortunately for Obt, he was a mighty Sith Lord. He used the Force to powercook pancakes for all the Harpies in the yard, who then called over Kal'ger the Warmongererer to see if he could really eat twenty heimcrabcakes at once. Kal'ger could only eat three before Obt became impatient and shoved them all down Kal'gers throat at once causing him to fall head-head first into the DGS clan citadel. Kal'ger fought down the urge to challenge dgs to a yugioh battle because DGS had harpies. The Harpies, however, didn't have a blue eyes white harpy that could transform into Nex if you superheated it. Kal'ger knew this and summoned his zombie army. Then the harpies made sweet cakes and ate them. This made the harpies super powerful and Kal'ger was a dinosaur with asthma so when he tried to eat a Harpy-cake and went into a cake-induced coma. Obt then continued on his quest through F61, his trusty Primal Scimitard gripped tightly in his hands, when all of a sudden he was ambushed by Provite warrior (level-7). Obt was lucky to escape with his life, although the warrior murdered his Cub World-bearer gruesomely by using a Hexhunter Bow as a garrotte... Obt was astonished by the bloodshed and the hatred of this Provite Warrior, and vowed to kill it once and for all. However, a F1 Large+4 was called by Obt's nemesis Kayla, who had just joined Fungeonsweepers. Obt decided to join to sabotage Kayla's floor by planting a nyan cat in the construction spot, because Kayla couldn't gt tele. When she noticed, she demanded NC to open all of the doors. However, nyan cat just stole all the keys and hid them in its rainbow trail. Kayla was mad bro. She was no bro though, so Obt's manly powers of seduction were futile and useless, leaving him no choice but to ragequit the floor and leave Kayla and the Nyancat behind. He decided to join 999134thpure in a stake, but he fed 999 to a Baby Troll and was thus disqualified. Upon seeing this Brunokiller decided to smuggle a Mal Gobson out of Daemonheim for Obt so he could attempt to kill Leo, the Sandwich Lady and both evil twins. Once they were dead, Obt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youmu Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Don't make it into a wall of text x.x BlogTrimmed | Master Quester | Final BossBoss pets: Bombi | Shrimpy | Ellie | Tz-Rek Jad | Karil the Bobbled | Mega Ducklings120s: Dungeoneering | Invention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stonewall337 Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 NO POSTS? THEN WHO WAS PHONE? [hide=Drops]Araxxor Eye x1 Leg pieces x2GWD: 5000 Addy bar Steam B Staff x3 Z Spear x6 Sara. Hilt x2 Bandos Hilt x2 (LS, Solo)SS x6 (1 LS)Tormented Demons: Shard x6 Slice x5 Claws x9 Limbs x3DKS: Archer x21 Warrior x31 Berserker x30 Axe x51[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambler Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Needs moar wall of text.It is an amazing story tbh. I want to archive it somewhere. ^^My blog of EoC PvM, lols and Therapy.^^My livestream- Currently: Offline :(Offical Harpy Therapist of the Mad[hide=Lewtations]Barrows drops: Dharok's helm x2, Guthan's helm, Ahrim's top, Hood and skirt, Torag's hammers, Karils skirt, Karil's top, Torag's helm, Verac's skirt, Verac's Flail, Dharok's Platebody.Dag kings drops: Lost count! :wall:4k+ Glacors, 7 Ragefires, 4 Steadfasts, 4 Glaivens, 400+ shards![/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted March 11, 2012 Author Share Posted March 11, 2012 . . . and Obtaurian did awake from his slumber with terrible fury. But when he sought those who usurped his peace, he found many, and they were Dungeonsweepers. To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambler Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 The End...? ;) ^^My blog of EoC PvM, lols and Therapy.^^My livestream- Currently: Offline :(Offical Harpy Therapist of the Mad[hide=Lewtations]Barrows drops: Dharok's helm x2, Guthan's helm, Ahrim's top, Hood and skirt, Torag's hammers, Karils skirt, Karil's top, Torag's helm, Verac's skirt, Verac's Flail, Dharok's Platebody.Dag kings drops: Lost count! :wall:4k+ Glacors, 7 Ragefires, 4 Steadfasts, 4 Glaivens, 400+ shards![/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saradomin_Mage Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 :eek: :eek: :eek: HE YET LIVES In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambler Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 :eek: :eek: :eek: HE YET LIVESAlso applies. ^^My blog of EoC PvM, lols and Therapy.^^My livestream- Currently: Offline :(Offical Harpy Therapist of the Mad[hide=Lewtations]Barrows drops: Dharok's helm x2, Guthan's helm, Ahrim's top, Hood and skirt, Torag's hammers, Karils skirt, Karil's top, Torag's helm, Verac's skirt, Verac's Flail, Dharok's Platebody.Dag kings drops: Lost count! :wall:4k+ Glacors, 7 Ragefires, 4 Steadfasts, 4 Glaivens, 400+ shards![/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted April 1, 2012 Author Share Posted April 1, 2012 nah. To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Squab Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 WTFBQQ THERE IS NO NEW STORYTIME WAY TO KILL ALL MY HOPES AND DREAMS Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them meBuying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupineThe only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it. Poignant Purple to Lokie's Ravishing Red and Alg's Brilliant Blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 And now i am sad. BRB killing self. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambler Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 There was once a mean obt who decided to play an april fool's joke on his stalkersblog-followers... GOGOGO ^^My blog of EoC PvM, lols and Therapy.^^My livestream- Currently: Offline :(Offical Harpy Therapist of the Mad[hide=Lewtations]Barrows drops: Dharok's helm x2, Guthan's helm, Ahrim's top, Hood and skirt, Torag's hammers, Karils skirt, Karil's top, Torag's helm, Verac's skirt, Verac's Flail, Dharok's Platebody.Dag kings drops: Lost count! :wall:4k+ Glacors, 7 Ragefires, 4 Steadfasts, 4 Glaivens, 400+ shards![/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saradomin_Mage Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 *And so Gwasha fed Obtaurian some hot, steaming chicken soup while they watched Lord of the Rings together. Obt looked up at Gwasha, carefully adjusting the big fluffy blanket so that it didn't reveal his sensual smile. Gwasha knew he was smiling, though, and smiled right back, his playful grin sparking a heat in Obt that he didn't know he had. Obt slowly moved closer."It's cold," he said.Gwasha put his arm around Obt and brushed his lips against Obt's ear. "Don't worry, my little obelisk. I'll keep you warm tonight."They never bothered to watch the second movie. No idea where that came from but I laughed. In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Th e Doctor Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 *And so Gwasha fed Obtaurian some hot, steaming chicken soup while they watched Lord of the Rings together. Obt looked up at Gwasha, carefully adjusting the big fluffy blanket so that it didn't reveal his sensual smile. Gwasha knew he was smiling, though, and smiled right back, his playful grin sparking a heat in Obt that he didn't know he had. Obt slowly moved closer."It's cold," he said.Gwasha put his arm around Obt and brushed his lips against Obt's ear. "Don't worry, my little obelisk. I'll keep you warm tonight."They never bothered to watch the second movie. No idea where that came from but I laughed. Just laughed out loud in the middle if a crowd at this. Armadyl Drops : 4 Hilts; 3 Chestplates; 2 Chainskirts; 1 Helmet; 1 Buckler; 2 Shard 1; 2 Shard 2; 1 Shard 3Nex : 1 Zaryte BowKalphite King : 1 Drygore Rapier ; 1 Drygore Longsword : 1 Drygore Offhand Rapier : 1 Drygore Offhand Longsword Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted June 28, 2012 Author Share Posted June 28, 2012 obt #1 To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambler Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Rule 32 pls. ^^My blog of EoC PvM, lols and Therapy.^^My livestream- Currently: Offline :(Offical Harpy Therapist of the Mad[hide=Lewtations]Barrows drops: Dharok's helm x2, Guthan's helm, Ahrim's top, Hood and skirt, Torag's hammers, Karils skirt, Karil's top, Torag's helm, Verac's skirt, Verac's Flail, Dharok's Platebody.Dag kings drops: Lost count! :wall:4k+ Glacors, 7 Ragefires, 4 Steadfasts, 4 Glaivens, 400+ shards![/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saradomin_Mage Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 ohey In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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