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Lol, it's just a tiny little short story that I found amusing. And just to remind everyone, Kayla was the insane girl who I dated over New Years last year.

 

So I'm at work, right? I'm ringing up a huge line of people at the register, and out of the corner of my eye I spy two people who look familiar. Now, I have bad eyesight and I only recognized the first person because he's black and gay (and don't you [bleep]ing tell me that you would not recognize your gay black friend from a mile away if you had one). When they got a little closer I saw that the girl he was with had big beautiful brown hair, and my first thought was OH SHIT LOL IS THAT KAYLA, and when she turned towards me I saw that it was her and lol'd on the inside.

 

All of this happened in the space of maybe 5 seconds, and I'm still ringing a customer up so I look away from my gay black friend and my former fling to resume my work. A few seconds later I hear someone say in a hushed-yet-frantic tone, "OMG IT'S JIMI," and I look up to see both of them powerwalking towards the exit of the store. I think I literally laughed out loud and the customer I was helping just looked at me like I was crazy.

 

/storytime

 

 

Gay black people can be frustrating.

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if jimi cried a lot, we'd call him sobtaurian

 

if jimi cleaned floors a lot, we'd call him moptaurian

 

if jimi tried to reverse exponential functions, we'd call him logtaurian

 

if jimi chased cats a lot, we'd call him dogtaurian

 

if jimi made a lot of decisions, we'd call him optaurian

 

if jimi was 6foot-7foot, we'd call him longtaurian

 

if jimi was secret agent #007, we'd call him bondtaurian

 

if jimi liked men, we'd call him gaytaurian

 

if jimi committed a felony, we'd call him badtaurian

 

if jimi tried to commit genocide on the balloon population, we'd call him poptaurian

 

if jimi was good at photoshopping pictures, we'd call him shoptaurian

 

if jimi was a southern farmer, we'd call him croptaurian

 

if jimi had the powers of the Ring, we'd call him the Green Lantern

 

if jimi arrested evildoers, we'd call him coptaurian

 

if jimi liked to spin around in circles, we'd call him toptaurian

 

if jimi was all YMCMB, we'd call him raptaurian

 

if jimi had gorgeous manboobs, we'd call him traptaurian

 

if jimi told dora the explorer what to do for 2 minutes and then refused to help her afterwards, we'd call him maptaurian

 

if jimi wielded a zaap cannon, we'd call him faaptaurian

 

if jimi had the powers of phoenix wright, we'd call him aptaurian

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I lol'd so hard

 

I love you so much

 

if jimi loved zaaps, we'd call him complete <3

 

 

ily2 hon <3

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if jimi liked men, we'd call him gaytaurian

 

I lol'd so hard

 

I love you so much

 

if jimi loved zaaps, we'd call him complete <3

 

 

ily2 hon <3

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if Jimi was a Pokemon, we'd call him Poketaurian.

 

If Jimi was Conan the Barbarian, we'd call him Barbtaurian.

 

These popped into my mind when I was reading what Zaaps said xD

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Oh, I thought I should mention that a group of people are/were trying to recover my account in the hopes that it has a couple billion GP on it (because every player who started 01-03 has BILS AND BILS, RIGHT?!). Anyone who knows me knows that my bank is worth jack shit. I have like 300 overloads, my chaotics, some hybrid pieces, and a lot of random stuff that might add up to ~10m. The moment I acquire money, I spend it on skills. I don't do any MHing anymore because dungeoneering is way more fun and I don't really like doing things like that without the best possible gear (which I don't have).

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*Resets recoveriers just in case* Dat 02 player with 1.5b+ bank. :twss:

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bils on bils on bils

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Holy shit this blog is still around?

 

Despite obt not giving us nearly enough story time, yes.

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In loving memory of one of the greatest blogs to ever exist. You will not be forgotten.

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my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them me

Buying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.

Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:

your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupine

The only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it.

 


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In loving memory of one of the greatest blogs to ever exist. You will not be forgotten.

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:'(

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In loving memory of one of the greatest blogs to ever exist. You will not be forgotten.

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:'(

It's not dead yet. 5 word story time GO

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5 word story time

 

There once was a great

 

lets do this!

 

Obt who was very good

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my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them me

Buying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.

Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:

your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupine

The only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it.

 


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I am going to continue to be /obt/use and refuse to enter into any shenanigans in said Blogscape thread or any related subsidiaries.

 

[bleep] OFF HOW ARE U SO [bleep]ING LUCKY U PIECE OF [bleep]ING SHIT [bleep] [bleep] [wagon] MUNCHER

 

 

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Well, usuck then.

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[hide=Lewtations]

Barrows drops: Dharok's helm x2, Guthan's helm, Ahrim's top, Hood and skirt, Torag's hammers, Karils skirt, Karil's top, Torag's helm, Verac's skirt, Verac's Flail, Dharok's Platebody.

Dag kings drops: Lost count! :wall:

4k+ Glacors, 7 Ragefires, 4 Steadfasts, 4 Glaivens, 400+ shards![/hide]

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