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Get back on & come dg obt, Grimy agreed to key.

 

Edit a long while later: nvm now sleeping.

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STORY TIME

 

So I was hanging with my nerdy white friend and he got drunk after like three beers and threw up all over his sister's room.

 

The end

 

by MstrMonopoly

 

Bro.

 

Please tell me you smooshed his sister.

 

His sister is ugly, but a decent enough body I guess. Total butterface.

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I piety the fool.

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Get back on & come dg obt, Grimy agreed to key.

 

Edit a long while later: nvm now sleeping.

 

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- I'm sorry!

 

Dang, I can't believe I missed that. I took a nap. :(

 

FORGIVE ME ENAID!

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STORY TIME.

 

Weird [bleep]ing night.

 

My best friend and I went to this party (fun fact: the party was two houses down from the elementary school my best friend and I went to). We were invited by Kayla's best friend (you all remember Kayla, right?). We got there at the same time as our two friends (kinda), Alex and Mark. We knocked, then decided to just go in. As we walk inside, KAYLA is walking towards the door, sees me, turns around and walks away. LOL. Okay, so this is interesting:

 

1. Alex is the guy that Jane was with in that video I mentioned before. He's becoming good friends with my best friend, who informs me that Alex is trying really hard to get Jane in bed. I was also informed later on in the night that Alex saw Jane naked yesterday. Lol?

2. Remember the other girl in that same video? Mark is her ex-boyfriend who hated me because I slept with her, though apparently he's forgiven me and we're friends now.

3. You all know Kayla, lol.

 

So we're all hanging out in the backyard watching a beer pong match. Kayla is sitting a few feet away from me, completely avoiding looking at me. We're there for like two minutes before we decide that it's really cold, so my friend and I go back to the car to get our jackets. While we're walking back into the house, I get a text from Kayla -- "Are you guys leaving?" Weird.

 

Later on, Robbie (my best friend) and Alex are playing beer pong and almost everyone else is inside. Kayla comes outside and asks me to come inside. We find an empty room and she starts rambling about how she's sorry she got all weird, that she felt really confused and awkward and just needed to stop the whole thing (whatever the [bleep] that means). The whole time she's talking, she is looking everywhere else but at me. She apologizes a bunch of times and says that I must be really pissed off at her. I tell her that I'm not mad in the slightest, and that I just thought it was weird that she acted the way she did. She says she's drunk and this is really weird, so I say alright and walk away.

 

Apparently Kayla started drinking a LOT after that, 'cause in no time she was completely drunk. Her friends kept calling me over, telling me that she wants to talk to me and she keeps saying that I don't care about her and such. WOW. I had to calm her down a bunch of times and pick her up off the floor (why the [bleep] do I always end up babysitting drunk girls?). At one point her best friend calls me over and tells me that, yet again, Kayla wants to talk to me, and she asks me to put Kayla to bed (lol). I find Kayla, walk her to a bedroom, lay her down on the bed, and I start walking away when she calls me back and starts complaining about having to wake up for work in a few hours. I tell her she'll be fine and walk out of the room.

 

Around 2AM, Kayla is stumbling around the house and making somewhat of a scene. Her friend gets two random people (a girl and a guy) to take her home, and they summon me yet again because Kayla wants to say bye to me, I guess. I'm sitting there while they discuss how they're getting her home, and I notice that not only do they not know where she lives, but they don't even really know her and they definitely don't know which room is her's in her apartment. I tell her best friend that I'm going to go with them 'cause I'm the only one who knows, so we all take off. Kayla is being incredibly annoying in the car.

 

We get to her apartment and the girl goes upstairs with her. She then comes downstairs and says Kayla wants the two of us up there, too. We watch Kayla stumble into bed and the girl tucks her in (lol). I plug her phone in because it's about to die. We say our goodbyes and leave.

 

Girls can be so goddamn [developmentally delayed]ed. Apparently she started drinking so much because I was there.

 

I have to get up in about five hours to get ready for the beach with Lisa tomorrow. I'm curious to see if Kayla talks to me after tonight. I doubt she will -- she was drunk, after all. If she does, and in the off-chance that she tries to start anything between us again, I'm definitely not going for it.

 

Maybe. I'll cross that bridge if I get to it.

 

SO I guess a bunch of their friends from church (guys, I think) are coming with me, Lisa, and Vanessa tomorrow. This is somewhat of a test for Lisa -- if she changes the way she acts around me because those guys are around, I'm going to continue seeing Jane and any other girls I might meet. If she acts differently, that tells me that she's definitely not interested in me, so I'm not going to give her the respect of exclusivity. If she's still all lovey-dovey and cute with me, I'm probably going to stop seeing Jane. I might stop seeing Jane anyway, 'cause I'm not going to want to touch her if she sleeps with Alex. I'm a territorial guy.

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Right. Now I guess you were right in asking to explain women.

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99 woodcutting (22nd November 2012) | 99 fletching (31st December 2012) | 99 thieving (3rd January 2013) | 99 hunter (11th January 2013) | 99 mining (21st January 2013) | 99 fishing (21st January 2013)

99 smithing (21st January 2013) | 120 dungeoneering (17th June 2013) | 99 divination (24th November 2013)

Tormented demon drops: twenty effigies, nine pairs of claws, two dragon armour slices and one elite clue | Dagannoth king drops: two dragon hatchets, two elite clues, one archer ring and one warrior ring

Glacor drops: four pairs of ragefire boots, one pair of steadfast boots, six effigies, two hundred lots of Armadyl shards, three elite clues | Nex split: Torva boots | Kalphite King split: off-hand drygore mace

30/30 Shattered Heart statues completed | 16/16 Court Cases completed | 25/25 Choc Chimp Ices delivered | 500/500 Vyrewatch burned | 584/584 tasks completed | 4000/4000 chompies hunted

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Right. Now I guess you were right in asking to explain women.

 

SEE WHAT I GO THROUGH?!

 

At least I have some hot chocolate that I took from that house. I'm such a badass. EDIT: Just so we're clear, those are PJs.

 

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Hot chocolate is awesome.

 

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Supporter of Zaros | Quest Cape owner since 22 may 2010 | No skills below 99 | Total level 2595 | Completionist Cape owner since 17th June 2013 | Suggestions

99 summoning (18th June 2011, previously untrimmed) | 99 farming (14th July 2011) | 99 prayer (8th September 2011) | 99 constitution (10th September 2011) | 99 dungeoneering (15th November 2011)

99 ranged (28th November 2011) | 99 attack, 99 defence, 99 strength (11th December 2011) | 99 slayer (18th December 2011) | 99 magic (22nd December 2011) | 99 construction (16th March 2012)

99 herblore (22nd March 2012) | 99 firemaking (26th March 2012) | 99 cooking (2nd July 2012) | 99 runecrafting (12th March 2012) | 99 crafting (26th August 2012) | 99 agility (19th November 2012)

99 woodcutting (22nd November 2012) | 99 fletching (31st December 2012) | 99 thieving (3rd January 2013) | 99 hunter (11th January 2013) | 99 mining (21st January 2013) | 99 fishing (21st January 2013)

99 smithing (21st January 2013) | 120 dungeoneering (17th June 2013) | 99 divination (24th November 2013)

Tormented demon drops: twenty effigies, nine pairs of claws, two dragon armour slices and one elite clue | Dagannoth king drops: two dragon hatchets, two elite clues, one archer ring and one warrior ring

Glacor drops: four pairs of ragefire boots, one pair of steadfast boots, six effigies, two hundred lots of Armadyl shards, three elite clues | Nex split: Torva boots | Kalphite King split: off-hand drygore mace

30/30 Shattered Heart statues completed | 16/16 Court Cases completed | 25/25 Choc Chimp Ices delivered | 500/500 Vyrewatch burned | 584/584 tasks completed | 4000/4000 chompies hunted

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are you 12,000 bc or ad?

 

 

 

bc = before cushions. Imagine going to bed without a [bleep]ing pillow

 

ad = advertisements. Imagine going to bed without seeing a [bleep]ing commercial

 

Sam's post from the first page of my blog still makes me lol.

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Approx. now would be a good time to get on and come dg.

Supporter of Zaros | Quest Cape owner since 22 may 2010 | No skills below 99 | Total level 2595 | Completionist Cape owner since 17th June 2013 | Suggestions

99 summoning (18th June 2011, previously untrimmed) | 99 farming (14th July 2011) | 99 prayer (8th September 2011) | 99 constitution (10th September 2011) | 99 dungeoneering (15th November 2011)

99 ranged (28th November 2011) | 99 attack, 99 defence, 99 strength (11th December 2011) | 99 slayer (18th December 2011) | 99 magic (22nd December 2011) | 99 construction (16th March 2012)

99 herblore (22nd March 2012) | 99 firemaking (26th March 2012) | 99 cooking (2nd July 2012) | 99 runecrafting (12th March 2012) | 99 crafting (26th August 2012) | 99 agility (19th November 2012)

99 woodcutting (22nd November 2012) | 99 fletching (31st December 2012) | 99 thieving (3rd January 2013) | 99 hunter (11th January 2013) | 99 mining (21st January 2013) | 99 fishing (21st January 2013)

99 smithing (21st January 2013) | 120 dungeoneering (17th June 2013) | 99 divination (24th November 2013)

Tormented demon drops: twenty effigies, nine pairs of claws, two dragon armour slices and one elite clue | Dagannoth king drops: two dragon hatchets, two elite clues, one archer ring and one warrior ring

Glacor drops: four pairs of ragefire boots, one pair of steadfast boots, six effigies, two hundred lots of Armadyl shards, three elite clues | Nex split: Torva boots | Kalphite King split: off-hand drygore mace

30/30 Shattered Heart statues completed | 16/16 Court Cases completed | 25/25 Choc Chimp Ices delivered | 500/500 Vyrewatch burned | 584/584 tasks completed | 4000/4000 chompies hunted

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Supporter of Zaros | Quest Cape owner since 22 may 2010 | No skills below 99 | Total level 2595 | Completionist Cape owner since 17th June 2013 | Suggestions

99 summoning (18th June 2011, previously untrimmed) | 99 farming (14th July 2011) | 99 prayer (8th September 2011) | 99 constitution (10th September 2011) | 99 dungeoneering (15th November 2011)

99 ranged (28th November 2011) | 99 attack, 99 defence, 99 strength (11th December 2011) | 99 slayer (18th December 2011) | 99 magic (22nd December 2011) | 99 construction (16th March 2012)

99 herblore (22nd March 2012) | 99 firemaking (26th March 2012) | 99 cooking (2nd July 2012) | 99 runecrafting (12th March 2012) | 99 crafting (26th August 2012) | 99 agility (19th November 2012)

99 woodcutting (22nd November 2012) | 99 fletching (31st December 2012) | 99 thieving (3rd January 2013) | 99 hunter (11th January 2013) | 99 mining (21st January 2013) | 99 fishing (21st January 2013)

99 smithing (21st January 2013) | 120 dungeoneering (17th June 2013) | 99 divination (24th November 2013)

Tormented demon drops: twenty effigies, nine pairs of claws, two dragon armour slices and one elite clue | Dagannoth king drops: two dragon hatchets, two elite clues, one archer ring and one warrior ring

Glacor drops: four pairs of ragefire boots, one pair of steadfast boots, six effigies, two hundred lots of Armadyl shards, three elite clues | Nex split: Torva boots | Kalphite King split: off-hand drygore mace

30/30 Shattered Heart statues completed | 16/16 Court Cases completed | 25/25 Choc Chimp Ices delivered | 500/500 Vyrewatch burned | 584/584 tasks completed | 4000/4000 chompies hunted

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