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~160. Black demons are the equivalent of ~172 per hour if you use effigies on summoning and cheaper idk why people do rock lobsters.

black drags are around that rate and make money :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:


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~160. Black demons are the equivalent of ~172 per hour if you use effigies on summoning and cheaper idk why people do rock lobsters.

 

Magic xp?


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OMFG I DID MY C1S AND WERE TALKING TO YOU BUT YOU WERENT REPLYING THEN YOU LOGGED OF AND DG'D WITHOUT ME THEN I GOT SAD AND WENT PKING.

 

And here are dem pix of my day of pking.

 

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YEAH HAHA I TROLOLOLD DEM KIDS AT THE BH SO GOOD WITH MY RAPIER THEN BLIND CAME AND WATCHED AND DID SOME HIMSELF AND WE ALL LAUGHED AND YOU WERENT THERE BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO BUSY BEING AN UNRELIABLE [bleep]ER BUT I FORGIVE YOU, ANYTHING I SAY IN CAPS SHOULD BE INSTANTLY DISREGARDED BUT SERIOUSLY, SOMEONE HELP ME I CAN'T STOP THIS HAS ACTUALLY BECOME A COMPULSION TO TYPE A LONG RANT IN CAPS AND SOUND ALL MAD BUT IM REALLY NOT MAD I LIKE PUPPIES AND KITTENS AND WOMEN AND ECSTACY WAIT WHAT WAS THAT LAST ONE OH NEVER MIND THAT BECAUSE AS I STATED PREVIOUSLY ANYTHING I SAY IN CAPS SHOULD BE DISREGARDED, HOWEVER I CANNOT DENY THAT THIS MAKES A PARADOX WHERE IF I DENY WHAT I WRITE IN CAPS BUT WRITE MYSELF DENYING IT THEN IT'S ACTUALLY THE TRUTH BUT SERIOUSLY SOMEONE HELP ME I THINK I'LL NEED TO BE DEFIBRILATED OR SOMETHING TO CALM ME DOWN WAIT DID I SAY DEFIBRILATED? WHY THE [bleep] DID I SAY DEFIBRILATED THAT MAKES NO SENSE IM LITERALLY ACTUALLY SPOUTING WHATEVER COMES INTO MY HEAD AND BY SAYING THAT NOW THAT'S IN MY HEAD AND NOW IM THINKING ABOUT GOING FOR THE AWARD OF BIGGEST POST WITH LEAST AMOUNT OF CONTENT IN IT WHICH IS ACTUALLY NOT EVEN REMOTELY CONSTRUCTIVE TO CIVILISATION IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR MEANS AND I LIKE SAYING BIG WORDS IT MAKES ME SOUND FANCY LIKE ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM OMFG THAT WORD IS SO COOL, BUT THE BEST TYPES OF WORDS ARE THE TRICKY LITTLE SMALL WORDS LIKE AXIOMATIC OR HERMAPHRODITE, BUT SPEAKING OF HERMAPHRODITES THEY'RE WOMEN AND MEN AT THE SAME TIME WHICH WOULD MEAN THAT IF THEY WERE ASEXUAL THEY COULD HAVE SEX WITH THEMSELVES AND PRODUCE A BABY OF WHICH THEY ARE BOTH THE MOTHER AND FATHER BUT THAT IS ACTUALLY NOT POSSIBLE AS HERMAPHRODITES DO NOT POSSESS BOTH THE XX AND XY CHROMOSOME AND HENCE CANNOT REPRODUCE WITH THEMSELVES, BUT STILL IT'S PRETTY COOL TO THINK ABOUT, AND IF IT WERE POSSIBLE, THEN THE UNHOLY, GOD-FORSAKEN SPAWN OF THESE HERMAPHRODITES WOULD BE EXACTLY LIKE THE KIDS IN BH AND OH MY [bleep]ING GOD I ACTUALLY MANAGED TO RANT SO MUCH THAT I'VE GONE THROUGH EVERY SINGLE TOPIC IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE AND COME RIGHT BACK TO THE TOPIC I WAS FIRST RANTING ABOUT, I HAVE ACTUALLY MANAGED TO DO THIS, I AM SO FREAKING COOL AND ALSO IF YOU TAKE ONE THING, AND ONE THING ONLY AWAY FROM THIS CONVOLUTED, NONSENSICAL RANT IT WILL BE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Obt, you're a hermaphrodite.


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DG'd a little with Kayla, Lisa, and Jane.

 

:mellow:

 

Lol'd.

 

STORY TIME.

 

I wasn't planning on going out tonight, and I actually screened my best friend's calls 'cause I knew he'd [bleep] at me if I declined his invitation to hangout. BUT, Kayla texted me asking if I was "going tonight." I said "no, going where?" She said "to the pool hall. Robbie's going." So I called Robbie (my best friend, to clarify), got ready real quick, and he picked me up. It was me, Robbie, our other best friend Quinn, and Quinn's girlfriend Charlotte. We got to the pool hall and met up with Kayla, Haley (Kayla's best friend), this guy named James (the party I ran into Kayla at was actually James' party), and this other girl I had never met. I think her name was Alex.

 

Kayla said hi to me and gave me a hug, but for the rest of the night, she completely ignored me. Her and Alex kept going out to Kayla's car to drink, too. At one point, Charlotte said she was going to the bathroom, so all the girls went. When Charlotte came back, she said that the moment they got into the bathroom, Kayla asked her if she had heard about what happened between Kayla and I. Charlotte said no, though I'm pretty sure she does know. Kayla's exact words were, "I basically left my boyfriend for him, we kind of half hooked up, then I deleted him on Facebook and stopped talking to him because I was nervous. This is so awkward!"

 

There's two things that strike me as odd about what she said:

 

1. I had always been under the impression that she left her boyfriend because she was unhappy with him, and I just happened to be the catalyst for her leaving him, not that she had actually left him for me.

2. Nervous? I thought it was 'cause she was just being bipolar and weird. 'Nervous' has interesting implications, I think.

 

I don't know if I mentioned it in my last update, but when we talked at the party the other night, she said she felt that I was misunderstanding what she wanted from me. If you'll recall, she told me that she wanted casual sex, but I'm now wondering if maybe she actually liked me. On the other hand, she might've just wanted to be friends. I dunno.

 

At the end of the night, she left without saying a word to any of us. Pretty rude. Will Kayla be making an appearance in the next chapter of STORY TIME? Tune in next week to find out!

 

EDIT: Chicken, I [bleep]ing lol'd so hard.


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96 Prayer and 138 combat. I'm now fake maxed combat, and I don't like it at all. Gonna need to get my chaotic xbow as soon as possible so I can start making money for 99 Prayer.

 

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It's still a good level. Congratulations :).


Supporter of Zaros | Quest Cape owner since 22 may 2010 | No skills below 99 | Total level 2595 | Completionist Cape owner since 17th June 2013 | Suggestions

99 summoning (18th June 2011, previously untrimmed) | 99 farming (14th July 2011) | 99 prayer (8th September 2011) | 99 constitution (10th September 2011) | 99 dungeoneering (15th November 2011)

99 ranged (28th November 2011) | 99 attack, 99 defence, 99 strength (11th December 2011) | 99 slayer (18th December 2011) | 99 magic (22nd December 2011) | 99 construction (16th March 2012)

99 herblore (22nd March 2012) | 99 firemaking (26th March 2012) | 99 cooking (2nd July 2012) | 99 runecrafting (12th March 2012) | 99 crafting (26th August 2012) | 99 agility (19th November 2012)

99 woodcutting (22nd November 2012) | 99 fletching (31st December 2012) | 99 thieving (3rd January 2013) | 99 hunter (11th January 2013) | 99 mining (21st January 2013) | 99 fishing (21st January 2013)

99 smithing (21st January 2013) | 120 dungeoneering (17th June 2013) | 99 divination (24th November 2013)

Tormented demon drops: twenty effigies, nine pairs of claws, two dragon armour slices and one elite clue | Dagannoth king drops: two dragon hatchets, two elite clues, one archer ring and one warrior ring

Glacor drops: four pairs of ragefire boots, one pair of steadfast boots, six effigies, two hundred lots of Armadyl shards, three elite clues | Nex split: Torva boots | Kalphite King split: off-hand drygore mace

30/30 Shattered Heart statues completed | 16/16 Court Cases completed | 25/25 Choc Chimp Ices delivered | 500/500 Vyrewatch burned | 584/584 tasks completed | 4000/4000 chompies hunted

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Thanks Enaid. :)

 

14,782 dragon bones for 99 prayer, or

5,913 frost dragon bones for 99 prayer.

 

Dragon bones: 4,590 GP/each

Frost dragon bones: 14.1k GP/each

 

67.8m GP for 99 prayer with dragon bones.

83.3m GP for 99 prayer with frost dragon bones.

 

Hm. I think the frost bones are worth it for me. I hate training prayer.


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Download/Stream some TV shows/films.

Windows 7 side by side,

Level prayer

????

Profit


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I stayed up all night. It's 9AM right now. I'm now very comfortable soloing TDs with a steel titan. Successful day of 'Scape and The Real World MMORPG. I even got Enaid to recite a Dutch lullaby for me. <3:

 

EDIT: Just spent 10m on steel titans, yaks, pray pots, brews, and cannonballs. LOL I'M GONNA KILL STUFF.


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Druvovic tells me solo corp is rather fun. You can try that.


Supporter of Zaros | Quest Cape owner since 22 may 2010 | No skills below 99 | Total level 2595 | Completionist Cape owner since 17th June 2013 | Suggestions

99 summoning (18th June 2011, previously untrimmed) | 99 farming (14th July 2011) | 99 prayer (8th September 2011) | 99 constitution (10th September 2011) | 99 dungeoneering (15th November 2011)

99 ranged (28th November 2011) | 99 attack, 99 defence, 99 strength (11th December 2011) | 99 slayer (18th December 2011) | 99 magic (22nd December 2011) | 99 construction (16th March 2012)

99 herblore (22nd March 2012) | 99 firemaking (26th March 2012) | 99 cooking (2nd July 2012) | 99 runecrafting (12th March 2012) | 99 crafting (26th August 2012) | 99 agility (19th November 2012)

99 woodcutting (22nd November 2012) | 99 fletching (31st December 2012) | 99 thieving (3rd January 2013) | 99 hunter (11th January 2013) | 99 mining (21st January 2013) | 99 fishing (21st January 2013)

99 smithing (21st January 2013) | 120 dungeoneering (17th June 2013) | 99 divination (24th November 2013)

Tormented demon drops: twenty effigies, nine pairs of claws, two dragon armour slices and one elite clue | Dagannoth king drops: two dragon hatchets, two elite clues, one archer ring and one warrior ring

Glacor drops: four pairs of ragefire boots, one pair of steadfast boots, six effigies, two hundred lots of Armadyl shards, three elite clues | Nex split: Torva boots | Kalphite King split: off-hand drygore mace

30/30 Shattered Heart statues completed | 16/16 Court Cases completed | 25/25 Choc Chimp Ices delivered | 500/500 Vyrewatch burned | 584/584 tasks completed | 4000/4000 chompies hunted

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Druvovic tells me solo corp is rather fun. You can try that.

 

Oh that's a good idea. It might have to wait, 'cause I don't have a ZS right now. I just bought solo Arma gear, too, lol.


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Druvovic tells me solo corp is rather fun. You can try that.

 

I really WANT to solo corp, but that ain't happening any time soon, lol.


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Druvovic tells me solo corp is rather fun. You can try that.

 

I really WANT to solo corp, but that ain't happening any time soon, lol.

 

I'm gonna try it sometime soon, lol. I tried soloing Kree today and I lagged out at the very end of the first kill (I rarely lag out like that). I was spam clicking my brews, and when the game unfroze, Kree was gone but my prayer had hit zero and I had 200 LP left. It was scary. I hit my house tab just in time, 'cause I got combo'd by the minis and died in my house. And whoever was there last half-killed Kree, so I didn't get the drop. <_<

 

Fail. Sold my Arma gear. Just gonna focus on TDs.


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Went to TDs and Losing Games was there. HE DIED LOL. Then he watched me kill one TD and I totally failed and looked like a noob 138 in front of the pro. ;/ I've been up for like 29 hours now or something, LOL. I'm not even tired, just dazed and confused. gonna take a shower then do my TDs trip. I'm house sitting for my grandmother tonight, and her comp is pretty [cabbage]ty so I'll probably just skill or something, I dunno. might see what Jane is doing. or might see what Kayla is doing. Nah, not Kayla. I don't mind Jane seeing me all loopy, but I need to be lucid to see Kayla. that is assuming that Kayla would see me anyway, lol.


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I ended up staying awake for a grand total of 40 hours. YES! I was talking to Jane all last night, which was pretty interesting. She just got her wisdom teeth removed, so she was hopped up on painkillers and being just as loopy and weird as I was. I didn't talk to Kayla at all, but I'm gonna text her later and see what might come of that.

 

It's scary -- Jane and I are a lot alike. We both sort of "use" the opposite sex and see multiple people at the same time. I know of at least two other guys that she spends a lot of time with, though I'm 100% sure she hasn't slept with either of them (though she might sleep with one of them soon). At first I was put off by it 'cause I don't like the idea of hooking up with a girl right after she's probably hooked up with someone else, but whatever. It's a lot easier to spend time with her and talk to her these days, which I imagine is because I've completely written her off as a [bleep]buddy and nothing more, so I don't hold back around her -- I'm an arrogant, pretentious [bleep]. She loves it.

 

FML I'm still kinda tired. I'm gonna be busy pretty much all day, so no 'Scape till tonight, I imagine. BUT, I think I'm gonna pick up a headset later (Enaid, Grimy, I'm looking at you).


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I got skype now if you wanna talk to me too. :-#

 

Here's my latest endeavor.

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OMFG if I was home I would've been online and I would've been there. :(

 

We'll definitely Skype it up. Crik and Jax are gonna be calling me all [bleep]ing day every day L.


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O ya :!:

 

Decided imma focus on slayer/monster hunting now and buy 90 farm after free trade comes out.


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O ya :!:

 

Decided imma focus on slayer/monster hunting now and buy 90 farm after free trade comes out.

 

99 get

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