99 Slayer. EDIT: 99 Summoning.

[Obtaurian]

EDIT:

 

99 Summoning. Sorry to Saruman44 who couldn't be there. :( Steel titan seemed glitched when I used it at clan wars. The spec would only charge when I wasn't in combat.

 

I can't believe it.

 

I first fell in love with slayer in 2006 after coming back from a very extended break from Runescape. I vividly remember slaying in full rune with a warrior helm and dragon scimitar trying to save money for a black mask. I remember getting a 500k loan from a friend to afford my first set of Guthan's. I remember discovering Zarfot's slayer guide and how it changed the way I slayed (like it did for most people). I remember buying a cannon, getting a fire cape, how the release of Summoning made Slayer so much more fun for me. Everything I've ever done in Runescape has been for the purpose of helping me slay.

 

Unfortunately, I definitely overextended myself both yesterday (321k experience, #7 on Runetracker) and today. I was saving all of my effigies for Summoning, but at 80k to 99 Slayer, my hand was feeling very cramped and was aching pretty badly. I decided to use two dragonkin lamps for the final bit of experience. I'm glad I did.

 

I have to give a HUGE thank you to D Jay99 for lending me his Dragon Claws multiple times for 15-24 hours each time, and for selling me 1k iron titan scrolls. But, I also have to give a huge [bleep] you to him and King Mirthas for crashing me TWICE at nechs a few hours ago, lol. I'd also like to thank the FSC chat for coming to see me get 99 Slayer. I love you guys. Sorry to my friends who couldn't be there -- I love you, too.

 

My immediate goal is 99 Summoning, which I should be getting in the next few days. After that I'll be getting an arcane stream necklace and chaotic rapier, then back to slaying for 99 magic and 99 ranged. Ranged will also be trained while I camp for an onyx using a steel titan. I plan on finishing off prayer and herblore by runecrafting.

 

Without further adieu, the level-up picture:

 

 

Thanks for reading.

[Aslan]

Slaying until 5am again, eh?

Goodjob.Now quit for a few years so I can catch up.

()My Summoning level is 99.

()What is your level in Summoning ?

[D Jay99]

Finally 99, awesome :thumbup:

[Aiel]

0/10 for that idiot in a firecape who failed his flash2

[IHasChicken]

0/10 for that idiot in a firecape who failed his flash2

 

I don't see a...oh...

 

Fail.

[Saru Inc]

U eat dung

 

 

 

 

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ok to be fair I might not have waited either :(

 

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ok so let me tell you story about a Morning's glory.

 

So there once was this cat, he was not fat, but he was where it was at. (At the time)

 

He was once visiting a forum, to alleviate his boredom. He saw a topic, so he decided to not be so myopic, and clicked to op it. On it there was a person who was stating, what we should be rating. But instead of rating, this Obelisk started instigating. He saw a kid named Saru, he yelled "Who are you?" So because saru's identity couldn't be bought, him and Obelisk constantly fought. Saru screamed aloud "You can't take me! I summon the minion Lowc15!" And so he fought too. That doesn't really have to do with anything though. But it rhymed.

 

So Saru saw this Darkalien in his clan chat, he asked him. "y hate u spat?" But no one knew, and for this no one was confused. So they then became friends, and this seems like a weird way to end. So one day Jagex said with much dismay, "your names will change, today." So Dark, with much enthusiasm, like a gay lark, changed his name to Jimi, from Dark. And he went through the land, praising the God, and the band. He taught of the love that came from the Hendrix, and his companion obelisks. Many saw this as a way to rejoice, Dark had become a demi-God, with his own voice. He reminded us all, that we all became who we are, when the Obelisk shattered in the stars.

 

But the religion soon corrupted this cat, he had an esoteric heart attack. His religion stupefied far and wide, his accusations full of diatribes. Anyone who did not fall before his God and say "Obt you saved the day" was surely thrown to the pit of dismay. Jimi changed his name to Obtrawrian, and Obtaurian to show the cacophony of dead symphonies in his soul. He broke promises, gaining accomplishments, without the appearance of his deliverance. (Thats me mother [bleep]er) But after he accomplished his 99 Slayer, he asked "who is not here?" And he remembered with fear, as he began to shed a tear. He forgot his best man, his own Saruman. However, he began to think, not even pulling out his hair, he said like the bastard child he is, "I DO NOT CARE!"

 

And down came Saru from the clouds, saying aloud "holy [cabbage].... wow." He sat down on the ground, and pulled off of his crown, a gun, he turned around. "Hello Obtaurian, you look scared like this is an alien invasion (ok that kinda rhymes). "Scared? You would dare?" Obtaurian screamed with his natural gay flare. Saru said in a quiet tone, "who are ye? Ye stand alone." And Saru sealed his fate to this date, with 7 short words. "you are no longer a master at bait." And fired off one round, heard around the town, and it lodged itself into Obt's burger king crown.

 

Down he fell, like a tree from hell, with words he screamed, as Saru sealed his fate:

 

Rate/hate k THANKS"

 

Saru felt safe once again, so he picked up his pen, and wrote with all his soul and some then (idk it rhymes),

 

ten, out of ten."

[Turnpike]

10. About time. Jesus christ. Die of old age before Wouter gets it now.

[AnneFrank]

wouter828:LMFAO

 

 

 

o.

congrats

 

nice achievement

 

but you said you were getting it at night [it was 12:45 am IN MY TIME] THE [bleep] ARE YOU ON LOL

[Obtaurian]

Slaying until 5am again, eh?

Goodjob.Now quit for a few years so I can catch up.

()My Summoning level is 99.

()What is your level in Summoning ?

 

Haha, I think I got it around 3AM, but I still went to bed at 5. Wont be staying up like that again for a while... I hope. :grin:

 

Finally 99, awesome

 

:thumbup: :thumbup: RACE YOU TO 138?!

 

0/10 for that idiot in a firecape who failed his flash2

 

gj idiot. <3:

 

[hide]

U eat dung

 

 

 

 

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ok to be fair I might not have waited either

 

--------

 

ok so let me tell you story about a Morning's glory.

 

So there once was this cat, he was not fat, but he was where it was at. (At the time)

 

He was once visiting a forum, to alleviate his boredom. He saw a topic, so he decided to not be so myopic, and clicked to op it. On it there was a person who was stating, what we should be rating. But instead of rating, this Obelisk started instigating. He saw a kid named Saru, he yelled "Who are you?" So because saru's identity couldn't be bought, him and Obelisk constantly fought. Saru screamed aloud "You can't take me! I summon the minion Lowc15!" And so he fought too. That doesn't really have to do with anything though. But it rhymed.

 

So Saru saw this Darkalien in his clan chat, he asked him. "y hate u spat?" But no one knew, and for this no one was confused. So they then became friends, and this seems like a weird way to end. So one day Jagex said with much dismay, "your names will change, today." So Dark, with much enthusiasm, like a gay lark, changed his name to Jimi, from Dark. And he went through the land, praising the God, and the band. He taught of the love that came from the Hendrix, and his companion obelisks. Many saw this as a way to rejoice, Dark had become a demi-God, with his own voice. He reminded us all, that we all became who we are, when the Obelisk shattered in the stars.

 

But the religion soon corrupted this cat, he had an esoteric heart attack. His religion stupefied far and wide, his accusations full of diatribes. Anyone who did not fall before his God and say "Obt you saved the day" was surely thrown to the pit of dismay. Jimi changed his name to Obtrawrian, and Obtaurian to show the cacophony of dead symphonies in his soul. He broke promises, gaining accomplishments, without the appearance of his deliverance. (Thats me mother [bleep]er) But after he accomplished his 99 Slayer, he asked "who is not here?" And he remembered with fear, as he began to shed a tear. He forgot his best man, his own Saruman. However, he began to think, not even pulling out his hair, he said like the bastard child he is, "I DO NOT CARE!"

 

And down came Saru from the clouds, saying aloud "holy [cabbage].... wow." He sat down on the ground, and pulled off of his crown, a gun, he turned around. "Hello Obtaurian, you look scared like this is an alien invasion (ok that kinda rhymes). "Scared? You would dare?" Obtaurian screamed with his natural gay flare. Saru said in a quiet tone, "who are ye? Ye stand alone." And Saru sealed his fate to this date, with 7 short words. "you are no longer a master at bait." And fired off one round, heard around the town, and it lodged itself into Obt's burger king crown.

 

Down he fell, like a tree from hell, with words he screamed, as Saru sealed his fate:

 

Rate/hate k THANKS"

 

Saru felt safe once again, so he picked up his pen, and wrote with all his soul and some then (idk it rhymes),

 

ten, out of ten."

[/hide]

 

Saru . . . I [bleep]ing love you. So. Much. <3: <3: <3:

 

10. About time. Jesus christ. Die of old age before Wouter gets it now.

 

Haha, thanks buddy. <3:

 

wouter828:LMFAO

 

 

 

o.

congrats

 

nice achievement

 

but you said you were getting it at night [it was 12:45 am IN MY TIME] THE [bleep] ARE YOU ON LOL

 

I got it around 3AM pacific time

Kota21: Lmfao@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

[Aiel]

edit out king mirthas's messege or they'll gf your post like they did to mine in screenshots >.>

[Obtaurian]

edit out king mirthas's messege or they'll gf your post like they did to mine in screenshots >.>

 

L, they better not touch my picture.

[Low C]

I'd make a long story that rhymes like saru did but that would take too much time. So i'll just cut to the chase and give you a 10/10. Grats, slayer is one of my favorite skills also and I know how hard it must have been to stick with it for so long.

[Jacks0n]

U eat dung

 

 

 

 

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ok to be fair I might not have waited either :(

 

--------

 

ok so let me tell you story about a Morning's glory.

 

So there once was this cat, he was not fat, but he was where it was at. (At the time)

 

He was once visiting a forum, to alleviate his boredom. He saw a topic, so he decided to not be so myopic, and clicked to op it. On it there was a person who was stating, what we should be rating. But instead of rating, this Obelisk started instigating. He saw a kid named Saru, he yelled "Who are you?" So because saru's identity couldn't be bought, him and Obelisk constantly fought. Saru screamed aloud "You can't take me! I summon the minion Lowc15!" And so he fought too. That doesn't really have to do with anything though. But it rhymed.

 

So Saru saw this Darkalien in his clan chat, he asked him. "y hate u spat?" But no one knew, and for this no one was confused. So they then became friends, and this seems like a weird way to end. So one day Jagex said with much dismay, "your names will change, today." So Dark, with much enthusiasm, like a gay lark, changed his name to Jimi, from Dark. And he went through the land, praising the God, and the band. He taught of the love that came from the Hendrix, and his companion obelisks. Many saw this as a way to rejoice, Dark had become a demi-God, with his own voice. He reminded us all, that we all became who we are, when the Obelisk shattered in the stars.

 

But the religion soon corrupted this cat, he had an esoteric heart attack. His religion stupefied far and wide, his accusations full of diatribes. Anyone who did not fall before his God and say "Obt you saved the day" was surely thrown to the pit of dismay. Jimi changed his name to Obtrawrian, and Obtaurian to show the cacophony of dead symphonies in his soul. He broke promises, gaining accomplishments, without the appearance of his deliverance. (Thats me mother [bleep]er) But after he accomplished his 99 Slayer, he asked "who is not here?" And he remembered with fear, as he began to shed a tear. He forgot his best man, his own Saruman. However, he began to think, not even pulling out his hair, he said like the bastard child he is, "I DO NOT CARE!"

 

And down came Saru from the clouds, saying aloud "holy [cabbage].... wow." He sat down on the ground, and pulled off of his crown, a gun, he turned around. "Hello Obtaurian, you look scared like this is an alien invasion (ok that kinda rhymes). "Scared? You would dare?" Obtaurian screamed with his natural gay flare. Saru said in a quiet tone, "who are ye? Ye stand alone." And Saru sealed his fate to this date, with 7 short words. "you are no longer a master at bait." And fired off one round, heard around the town, and it lodged itself into Obt's burger king crown.

 

Down he fell, like a tree from hell, with words he screamed, as Saru sealed his fate:

 

Rate/hate k THANKS"

 

Saru felt safe once again, so he picked up his pen, and wrote with all his soul and some then (idk it rhymes),

 

ten, out of ten."

 

tl;dr

 

 

GRATS OBT <3:<3:

 

11/10 =]

[gremmy]

Get 200M exp now.

 

0/10

[Gandalf14141]

10/10

[The_Gabe]

Get 200M exp now.

 

0/10

 

 

[bleep] YOU I WAS GONNA SAY THAT :-( :-( :-( :| :x :thumbdown:

 

OT: lol slayer 8/10 because it's not 99 mining

[Skully]

Lmfao/10.

Can I see your bank please? :D

[mujammil]

K i was gonna post 99 herb but ur fail ass achievment kicks my failer achievement so wtf u win.

 

 

 

 

Wait u range/mage slay?

 

LOL WUT

 

 

10/10

[Obtaurian]

99 Summoning. Post edited. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[ghjkl]

ffs now ur as good as me

[Albel]

Amazing job sir. Gratz are in order. :thumbup:

 

12/10

[Saru Inc]

So I see a party with out me there,

Normally I would shout "how you dare!"

But I think this time I'll stop and stare

As I see you make mammals out of thin air.

 

Now most my think this post has a point,

Now you know I'd never want to dissapoint,

So bow your head, I got oil, let's anoint.

And then you give rest to your wrist joint.

 

And before you ask my why am I not rating

Be lucky you don't have to ask "why so hating"

Maybe I should demand you to stop master... plating?

About the fact I take so long to stamp a rating

 

But like a federal post office worker

I'm not at the summ party, go berserker

Like I just got a girl nd a cop just took'er

I grab a pen and write hate so fast it all blurs

 

But I stop and realize, potentially empathize

This was the man who said I could shoot arrows oh so high

So drop the pen, now i'm playing it cool,

Grab a bow, shoot up my entire [bleep]ing school,

 

Fire three shots, 4 shots, maybe even more

Noobs are running head first to the door

But I tb'd and froze, lol'd to the floor

And said "if only obtaurian knew what was in store"

 

So I grabbed magnet, but not like icp

I knew how it worked, i grabbed an m-60 (thats like m-16 but better. and it rhymes)

Threw it onto Obt's hardrive

Watched it fuzz, watched the [bleep] cry

 

Pulled out my gun and to no end

ima quote a movie. say hi lil friend.

So I pulled the trigger, bullets got bigger

as they hit harder so did my vigor

 

Dropped to the floor he bled out all aghast

I thought I overreacted, acted a tad to fast

Then I realized without emphasize, all in contrast

No one un invites saru with out hurting their ass.

 

 

thats is all.

 

 

o nd 10\10

[Saru Inc]

edit: i edited the rhyme to make it better

[Aiel]

L slayer prod. 10/10 now getting prayer, mage, range and herblore.

[Skully]

HI.