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What's the first thing that comes to mind when you see a lowly leveled character asking silly questions about this or that? I'll tell you because we all think it- NOOB.

 

But what is a noob? A noob is someone who doesn't know what they are doing. A noob is a person who comes to you with questions and you give them rebuttal. You insult them, degrade them, let them know they aren't as good as you.

 

But is that all there is to being a noob? No. Noobs are the unwitting pillars of our existence. They kill the cows so we may buy the hides that level our crafting. They kill the druids so we may buy the herbs and make your potions. They kill the giants for bones and sell them so we can level our prayer! They even mine the rune essence so our runecrafting levels don't suck.

And what do we give them when they ask us for help? We tell them to gtfo.

 

I'm not saying you should take them under your wing. Absolutely not! I'm merely saying we all should make an effort to let them know where to find their answers. Let them have cake so we may bath in our millions, and pk with full prayer potions. Let them have cake

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I don't think noob when I see a low keveled character I think noob when I see a high level who's doinitrong.

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They even mine the rune essence so our runecrafting levels don't suck.

 

 

didnt work for you eh mate

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You fail.

You confused noob and newb.

 

Newb is a low levelled new player who may ask stupid questions but only does so because they simply havent learnt yet.

Noob is a higher levelled longterm player who should know better and does dumb/annoying stuff out of sheer ignorance/stupidity.

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The Venom in your replys repels me and attracts me at the same time. My illusions of grandeur only added to the wounds your words obviously aimed to cause... and yet, experiencing your unbridled vehemence, your unchecked need to demean. Such audacity! Such Anger! Your contempt is unparalleled!

 

Of course the fact that your rude remarks originate from behind the safety of a computer screen, and fall with no real effect since my integrity is not relevant (this is but a game) barely registers in the face of your verbal onslaught! The passion in your attacks is inspiring. I am pleased with the results of this experiment... I can barely wait to hear more. :twisted:

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The Venom in your replys repels me and attracts me at the same time. My illusions of grandeur only added to the wounds your words obviously aimed to cause... and yet, experiencing your unbridled vehemence, your unchecked need to demean. Such audacity! Such Anger! Your contempt is unparalleled!

 

Of course the fact that your rude remarks originate from behind the safety of a computer screen, and fall with no real effect since my integrity is not relevant (this is but a game) barely registers in the face of your verbal onslaught! The passion in your attacks is inspiring. I am pleased with the results of this experiment... I can barely wait to hear more. :twisted:

 

You truely seem to be in an illusion given only one psot were remotely "venomed" and tht was mine whihc only was "venom" in the "you fail!" the rest was quite civil.

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The Venom in your replys repels me and attracts me at the same time. My illusions of grandeur only added to the wounds your words obviously aimed to cause... and yet, experiencing your unbridled vehemence, your unchecked need to demean. Such audacity! Such Anger! Your contempt is unparalleled!

 

Of course the fact that your rude remarks originate from behind the safety of a computer screen, and fall with no real effect since my integrity is not relevant (this is but a game) barely registers in the face of your verbal onslaught! The passion in your attacks is inspiring. I am pleased with the results of this experiment... I can barely wait to hear more. :twisted:

 

Did you get an adult to prepare that for you in advanced? It seems a tad rehersed considering none of the replies were actually contemptuous in nature. You also spelled "replies" incorrectly.

 

There's a difference between a newbie and a noob. A newbie is someone who is new to the game and therefore has to learn, just like we all did. A noob on the other hand can describe several kinds of players; those who annoy you or beg for cash; high levels who do silly and aggrivating things; people who pj or steal your spot ;did I mention people who beg for cash?

 

Basically noob is just an insult developed according to the two laws of all MMORPG's

 

1. Anyone who is a lower level/not as rich as/inferior to you is a noob.

2. Anyone who is a higher level/richer than/superior to you is a no lifer.

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Terrible thread 3/10.

 

No really, first post is about some observation that isn't even the case usually (I see plenty of people who help new players when they ask for it), and next paw comes in being his usual annoying self as he only seems to post when he wants to bring down someone else because they said something that was apparently wrong. Last few posts are ridiculous too.

 

That being said, I do help new players when they ask for it (won't go out of my way for it though) and tell them to google their next question.

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Terrible thread 3/10.

 

No really, first post is about some observation that isn't even the case usually (I see plenty of people who help new players when they ask for it), and next paw comes in being his usual annoying self as he only seems to post when he wants to bring down someone else because they said something that was apparently wrong. Last few posts are ridiculous too.

 

That being said, I do help new players when they ask for it (won't go out of my way for it though) and tell them to google their next question.

 

Yeah cause sits not like half my posts are in help and advice and website corrections to help people out.

 

And of course I'mn trying to bring someone down by pointing out they have confused the noob and the newb and thus transfer the treatment of noobs onto the newb; which is incorrect.

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The Venom in your replys repels me and attracts me at the same time. My illusions of grandeur only added to the wounds your words obviously aimed to cause... and yet, experiencing your unbridled vehemence, your unchecked need to demean. Such audacity! Such Anger! Your contempt is unparalleled!

 

Of course the fact that your rude remarks originate from behind the safety of a computer screen, and fall with no real effect since my integrity is not relevant (this is but a game) barely registers in the face of your verbal onslaught! The passion in your attacks is inspiring. I am pleased with the results of this experiment... I can barely wait to hear more. :twisted:

 

Did you get an adult to prepare that for you in advanced? It seems a tad rehersed considering none of the replies were actually contemptuous in nature. You also spelled "replies" incorrectly.

 

There's a difference between a newbie and a noob. A newbie is someone who is new to the game and therefore has to learn, just like we all did. A noob on the other hand can describe several kinds of players; those who annoy you or beg for cash; high levels who do silly and aggrivating things; people who pj or steal your spot ;did I mention people who beg for cash?

 

Basically noob is just an insult developed according to the two laws of all MMORPG's

 

1. Anyone who is a lower level/not as rich as/inferior to you is a noob.

2. Anyone who is a higher level/richer than/superior to you is a no lifer.

 

I have to agree. There is no reason to go out of your way to include words like the ones you used. It does not make you seem smarter, and it does not make you see like God looking over us, the rats, in your experiment.

Asking silly questions means that person is a newb.

 

Btw, you seem to think all those cow hide killers are actual people. What fail.

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Terrible thread 3/10.

 

No really, first post is about some observation that isn't even the case usually (I see plenty of people who help new players when they ask for it), and next paw comes in being his usual annoying self as he only seems to post when he wants to bring down someone else because they said something that was apparently wrong. Last few posts are ridiculous too.

 

That being said, I do help new players when they ask for it (won't go out of my way for it though) and tell them to google their next question.

 

Yeah cause sits not like half my posts are in help and advice and website corrections to help people out.

 

And of course I'mn trying to bring someone down by pointing out they have confused the noob and the newb and thus transfer the treatment of noobs onto the newb; which is incorrect.

No but as far as i've noticed most of your posts are also you correcting someone because they apparently said something wrong, you seem to want to be right a lot even when you can decide not to act all stuck up and just ignore someone. It isn't your duty to reply to stuff really, it's just a forum keep it light and don't correct people all the time.

Yes technically you are right and not doing anything wrong but it's just annoying.

 

Also I'm not going to bother with a new post for the post below this one as that would be superfluous given the contents of it, but yes it does seem like you correct people a lot. I don't follow you around or something but usually when I see you post you're either correcting someone or in a discussion because you think something and don't agree with someone else. It's okay to do that once in a while but as I see it you take it pretty far.

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My posts hardly ever correct people.

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What's the first thing that comes to mind when you see a lowly leveled character asking silly questions about this or that? I'll tell you because we all think it- NOOB.

 

But what is a noob? A noob is someone who doesn't know what they are doing. A noob is a person who comes to you with questions and you give them rebuttal. You insult them, degrade them, let them know they aren't as good as you.

 

But is that all there is to being a noob? No. Noobs are the unwitting pillars of our existence. They kill the cows so we may buy the hides that level our crafting. They kill the druids so we may buy the herbs and make your potions. They kill the giants for bones and sell them so we can level our prayer! They even mine the rune essence so our runecrafting levels don't suck.

And what do we give them when they ask us for help? We tell them to gtfo.

 

I'm not saying you should take them under your wing. Absolutely not! I'm merely saying we all should make an effort to let them know where to find their answers. Let them have cake so we may bath in our millions, and pk with full prayer potions. Let them have cake

 

actually bots do most of those things and keep those items in high volume.

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What's the first thing that comes to mind when you see a lowly leveled character asking silly questions about this or that? I'll tell you because we all think it- NOOB.

 

But what is a noob? A noob is someone who doesn't know what they are doing. A noob is a person who comes to you with questions and you give them rebuttal. You insult them, degrade them, let them know they aren't as good as you.

 

But is that all there is to being a noob? No. Noobs are the unwitting pillars of our existence. They kill the cows so we may buy the hides that level our crafting. They kill the druids so we may buy the herbs and make your potions. They kill the giants for bones and sell them so we can level our prayer! They even mine the rune essence so our runecrafting levels don't suck.

And what do we give them when they ask us for help? We tell them to gtfo.

 

I'm not saying you should take them under your wing. Absolutely not! I'm merely saying we all should make an effort to let them know where to find their answers. Let them have cake so we may bath in our millions, and pk with full prayer potions. Let them have cake

 

actually bots do most of those things and keep those items in high volume.

This. One bot can easily do the work of 100+ noobs, without asking stupid questions, wasting your time, and overall just being an annoyance :thumbup:
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What's the first thing that comes to mind when you see a lowly leveled character asking silly questions about this or that? I'll tell you because we all think it- NOOB.

 

But what is a noob? A noob is someone who doesn't know what they are doing. A noob is a person who comes to you with questions and you give them rebuttal. You insult them, degrade them, let them know they aren't as good as you.

 

But is that all there is to being a noob? No. Noobs are the unwitting pillars of our existence. They kill the cows so we may buy the hides that level our crafting. They kill the druids so we may buy the herbs and make your potions. They kill the giants for bones and sell them so we can level our prayer! They even mine the rune essence so our runecrafting levels don't suck.

And what do we give them when they ask us for help? We tell them to gtfo.

 

I'm not saying you should take them under your wing. Absolutely not! I'm merely saying we all should make an effort to let them know where to find their answers. Let them have cake so we may bath in our millions, and pk with full prayer potions. Let them have cake

 

actually bots do most of those things and keep those items in high volume.

This. One bot can easily do the work of 100+ noobs, without asking stupid questions, wasting your time, and overall just being an annoyance :thumbup:

thats a bit callous mate

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I never denied that I was wrong in using the term noob over newb, and I appreciate the correction. I was merely exaggerating my response by inferring my post was a experiment. A joke, or poke perhaps. Either way, I'm here to have fun. RS is a game... to most at least, but I think the important thing is that it stays fun. :thumbsup:

 

This discussion? I was merely trying to create a reason to make noob a less used term. Do I have a personal investment in this discussion? Only as much as I will allow.

 

Did I go about it the wrong way? Depends. I learned that Noob is not the same as Newb. And I have provoked many Forumites to post their views concerning my observations and it's irrelevance. Responses that include perspectives which I had not considered. Bots? I spaced that they even existed. Great counter argument xpandax. =D>

 

From another perspective I have tested the waters of this forum and found them to be teeming with people who are very passionate in there responses, and very ready to correct someone when they are wrong. If I was lesser man, I could take advantage of this aspect. But I am lazy, and generally a nice guy, so investing that much effort in causing someone else suffering seems silly, not to mention the probability that it would pay out is questionable. I'd probably end up looking like a boorish angry troll.

 

I'd like to thank Paw_Claw for the correction and just wanted to point out that I had not interpreted your post as venomous; merely acknowledged the potential for venom to be present in said post. I was impressed to say the least.

 

So... Yeah. I was wrong. This is definitely not the audience I expected to be pitching my rant at. Its just the majority or RS players seem to be way into the grinding to have fun, and I can't help but see massive amounts of players getting flamed for flaming. Whats the point? If you ignore them they will leave. You can't force someone to stop doing something. You have to let them find a reason; Like the fact that the people they're flaming are the same which provide their essentials (which they are apparently not not <_< ) or the people they are trying to flame are not getting burned.

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Could you please shut the [bleep] up? You made an idiotic OP, and then proceeded to try to overpower us with big words.

 

OP wasn't even an argument really...

 

This thread just failed.

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Could you please shut the [bleep] up? You made an idiotic OP, and then proceeded to try to overpower us with big words.

 

OP wasn't even an argument really...

 

This thread just failed.

 

Hypocrite much?

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Could you please shut the [bleep] up? You made an idiotic OP, and then proceeded to try to overpower us with big words.

 

OP wasn't even an argument really...

 

This thread just failed.

 

Hypocrite much?

 

At least my threads are actually driven by something that annoys me about Runescape and are actually supported by some other people here and have *some* evidence to back them up...

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Could you please shut the [bleep] up? You made an idiotic OP, and then proceeded to try to overpower us with big words.

 

OP wasn't even an argument really...

 

This thread just failed.

 

Hypocrite much?

 

At least my threads are actually driven by something that annoys me about Runescape and are actually supported by some other people here and have *some* evidence to back them up...

 

"some" evidence? You mean next to zero?

 

It's better to make a thread worthy of intelligent people making intelligent criticisms than a thread with 100 idiots supporting.

 

What makes you think that this issue doesn't annoy the OP?

 

Seriously, at least the OP replies in a civilised manner, whether he tries to act condescending or not, unlike idiots like you who can't seem to post without resorting to swearing.

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At least my threads are actually driven by something that annoys me about Runescape and are actually supported by some other people here and have *some* evidence to back them up...

 

It's like watching two turds try to argue over who smells better.

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But is that all there is to being a noob? No. Noobs are the unwitting pillars of our existence. They kill the cows so we may buy the hides that level our crafting. They kill the druids so we may buy the herbs and make your potions. They kill the giants for bones and sell them so we can level our prayer! They even mine the rune essence so our runecrafting levels don't suck.

We have bots do these things for us. Thanks bots. :thumbup:

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Could you please shut the [bleep] up? You made an idiotic OP, and then proceeded to try to overpower us with big words.

 

OP wasn't even an argument really...

 

This thread just failed.

 

Hypocrite much?

 

At least my threads are actually driven by something that annoys me about Runescape and are actually supported by some other people here and have *some* evidence to back them up...

 

"some" evidence? You mean next to zero?

 

It's better to make a thread worthy of intelligent people making intelligent criticisms than a thread with 100 idiots supporting.

 

What makes you think that this issue doesn't annoy the OP?

 

Seriously, at least the OP replies in a civilised manner, whether he tries to act condescending or not, unlike idiots like you who can't seem to post without resorting to swearing.

 

swearing actually makes you cool and hard and popular

 

seriously

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"Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned- Tyler"

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At least my threads are actually driven by something that annoys me about Runescape and are actually supported by some other people here and have *some* evidence to back them up...

 

"some" evidence? You mean next to zero?

 

It's better to make a thread worthy of intelligent people making intelligent criticisms than a thread with 100 idiots supporting.

 

What makes you think that this issue doesn't annoy the OP?

 

Seriously, at least the OP replies in a civilised manner, whether he tries to act condescending or not, unlike idiots like you who can't seem to post without resorting to swearing.

 

swearing actually makes you cool and hard and popular

 

seriously

[bleep]ing [cabbage]head [bleep]ing die you [bleep]ing [bleep] [bleep] suck my [bleep]ing [bleep] [bleep].

 

Amidoinitrite?

 

 

And to answer the OP, we have autoers to gather the rune essence and cowhides that you seem to appreciate so much and that makes noobs worthless noobs, but I think we've already established that.

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