svs Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Welcome to another one of my topics where i hope to burn some time while other people can do the same thing... This time it's all about why and how certain things are possible in RS.The point is not to try and figure out why Jagex has or hasn't done it this or that way but rather to come up with silly reasons why for instance it's always daytime in Runescape. Guess i'll start (feel free to share your own thoughts on these, i'll write down the most silly and funny ones) Q. Why do we not have skyboxes?A. Because we do not have a sun, therefore water can't be reflected, therefore we can't see the sky (wait, that might actually make sense....) Q. How come it's always daytime in RS?A. Because the sun can't go under for the simple reason that there isn't a sun. Q. How come my tinderbox never runs out of flint nor tinder?There's actually a hole in your tinderbox that leads to wonderland and it has a magical tree growing under it, how the flint gets there remains a mystery Q. How come i can fish sharks and whatnot right next to a shore?A. If they'd been swimming in the middle of the sea you'd have a hard time catching them. Q. Why is it that after so many years, people still find burried tresure, in the EXACT SAME SPOT EVERYBODY ELSE DOES? (Demonsbane37)A. ? I hope ya'll better at this than me XD [~Visit my Slayer Blog~] Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.~unknown~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demonsbane37 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Why does smelting ore make you better at smithing armour? I never could figure that out :P How can a wee little dude kill a giant ourg, multiple times? Why is zaros so clumsy? Why is it that after so many years, people still find burried tresure, in the EXACT SAME SPOT EVERYBODY ELSE DOES? Alot of questions but no answers :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
svs Posted August 11, 2010 Author Share Posted August 11, 2010 The last one was a good one, i'll leave it up to others to find an answer :P [~Visit my Slayer Blog~] Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.~unknown~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 how come we come into the game as adults and dont know anythings like we where just born? The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demonsbane37 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 The fishing one was hilarious btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wkw Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Q: Why?A: Because! It's a game Runescape player since 2005 Ego Sum Deus Quo Malum Caligo et Barathum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demonsbane37 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Can you read? He said its not seriously trying to figure out why jagex did odd things its just a bit of fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demby123 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 How do people walk through other people? freaking people,how do they work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xpx Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 The weight system is completely irrational, sometimes making matter out of nothing or depleting useful ore into nothingness. You are also able to carry like 300 kg, which is quite spectacular. First to 99 Farming on 27. September, 2005.First to 3766 Port Score on 20. March, 2014.First to 4664 Port Score on 2. March, 2015. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Why does eating fish and other foods magically heal horrible injuries instantly?Glitch. Want to help the Tip.It Crew? Visit the Website Updates & Corrections forum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephy_ Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Why does eating fish and other foods magically heal horrible injuries instantly?Glitch.How can you even eat a whole shark in couple of seconds. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vp2008 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Q: How come doors close by themselves after a few mins? Q:How come monsters can suddenly reappear after we killed them? Q:How come some monsters drop rare items while others just drop rubbish but i kill them just after they reappear from nowhere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owned_Nex Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 How does cabbage teleport us Dungeoneering isn't a skill. I'm faster than bots at Sorceress Garden. PM me if you want to chat. My PM is always off. My keyboard is on fire. Want some? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin0001 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Why is it that until the fremennik warriors were stationed around the Dungeoneering island it was just an ocean there and not an island?Why is it there is still black areas of the map where no one can walk to until Jagex releases it and then people act like it's always been there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vp2008 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Why is coal, a non renewable energy source limitless in runescape? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 How come we can cut diamonds with a simple chisel? Want to help the Tip.It Crew? Visit the Website Updates & Corrections forum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mazhar Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 What kind of inventory can carry 28 godswords but not over 28 rings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Racer434 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 How come when we die we are suddenly wisped away to some town instead of the afterlife? How come when I run my 3 years of cross country experience makes me go no faster then everyone else? How come you can shoot 2 arrows at once on the dark bow and have them go different angles yet still hit the same target every single time? "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." - Confucius "choosing your path is the true trial", "the most honorable dilemma" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synthox Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 How come Npcs attack with the same movement over and over again?Why doesn't the character move the shield far enough to actually block anything? And if it does, thenHow do we still get hit?Why don't you get any visible wounds?Why can you chop down every oak or yew tree except the one in your house that is actually yours? TT rewards: 2 ranger boots, Zamorak page 1 (2x), Guthix page 1, Ancient page 2 You must construct additional oak larders doors... I mean pylons Barrows: 10. Total value~22.3 mil. Ahrim Robeskirt is currently the item I have received the most. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michel555555 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 whos the genius who decided to try and catch a shark with their bare hands? How big is a rune??????? [spoiler=click you know you wanna]Me behave? Seriously? As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home from a party after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived in a house with seven men, Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos, Pac man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance, and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies who always had the munchies. The fault is not mine! if you had this childhood and loved it put this in your signature! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bows Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 How is it possible for us to run from town to town and when we get tired we just listen to some music for a few seconds, and then we can do it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maulmachine Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Well, we do have a sun, you can see it in the sextant. Corporeal Drops:2xHoly elixersBandos Drops: Bcp(soloed) 5x hilts 8x tassets Armadyl Drops:Armadyl Hilt(trio)Zamorak Drops: 2xZamorakian spear 3x Steam battlestaff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bows Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Well, we do have a sun, you can see it in the sextant. Good point! :thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreezer Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 how come we can carry limitless amounts of arrows, stones (runes) and coins but we can't carry more than 28 pieces of cloth or rings or ...? Sacrificing efficiency for fun since 1991 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimy_Bunyip Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 How is it possible for us to run from town to town and when we get tired we just listen to some music for a few seconds, and then we can do it again.The towns are really close to each other :) whos the genius who decided to try and catch a shark with their bare hands?Why Otto of course How big is a rune???????Varies, remember you can chisel them in a quest, before enchanting them. Size and shape is irrelevant to a rune. How come Npcs attack with the same movement over and over again?How can runescape gamers train skills doing the same thing over and over again. Oh wait.Why doesn't the character move the shield far enough to actually block anything? And if it does, thenHow do we still get hit?what moron moves a shield farther away from themselves when they want to block something?Why don't you get any visible wounds?they're just censored ;DWhy can you chop down every oak or yew tree except the one in your house that is actually yours?the environmentalists pressured jagex to censor it How come when we die we are suddenly wisped away to some town instead of the afterlife?We are important to the gods (like how zanik respawned)How come when I run my 3 years of cross country experience makes me go no faster then everyone else?Obese people made jagex censor it so other obese people don't feel badHow come you can shoot 2 arrows at once on the dark bow and have them go different angles yet still hit the same target every single time?because it is possible to have projectiles at two different angles that hit the same target? they just need to go at the appropriate velocities How come there are plants but it never rains?The rain in runescape is of a very suggestive color. Hence it has been censoredHow do the skeleton npcs not fall apart?necromancy? oh cmon that's not even a question worth asking :PHow come the banker in the wilderness volcano holds every item in the entire game that isn't in someone's inventory in a tiny little sack?He's the mysterious old man in there. Who happens to have a large stock of explicit materials strewn around the wilderness volcano. Which has consequently been censored. How come you don't get a 6 pack when you use veracs, but you do when you use a fighter torso? Do you suddenly get fatter?the armor has a 6 pack etched onto itHow come when you aren't carrying or equiping any armour, weapons, or items, you weigh nothing?that's the effective weight of your inventory, not the weight of youHow come if you weigh nothing you can't fly or jump really high, or jump at all?it just seems like you weigh nothing, you may or may not actually weigh nothing How come we can cut diamonds with a simple chisel?defects in the crystal Why is coal, a non renewable energy source limitless in runescape?Because guthix hates manipulation clans, and an endless supply means hoarding is futile! Why is it that until the fremennik warriors were stationed around the Dungeoneering island it was just an ocean there and not an island?Until the strange power changed the island, it was actually in the shape of a giant phallus, and jagex was forced to censor the island by making it look like an ocean.It was actually there the whole time.Why is it there is still black areas of the map where no one can walk to until Jagex releases it and then people act like it's always been there?they're there, they're just censored due to large amounts of explicit materials in their location. How does cabbage teleport usthe cabbage just censors our actual, highly devious method of teleportation, which would not be suitable for the target audience Q: How come doors close by themselves after a few mins?Naughty imps doing naughty things that require privacy. But Jagex censored the impsQ:How come monsters can suddenly reappear after we killed them?Reproduction, it's just censored until the creatures reach adulthood Q:How come some monsters drop rare items while others just drop rubbish but i kill them just after they reappear from nowhere?Those creatures had long, fulfilling lives. Before they reached adulthood and became uncensored. Some moreso than others Why does eating fish and other foods magically heal horrible injuries instantly?Glitch.you answered your own question How can a wee little dude kill a giant ourg, multiple times?He believes in Kamina, who believes in him Why is it that after so many years, people still find burried tresure, in the EXACT SAME SPOT EVERYBODY ELSE DOES?Once again, guthix hates manipulation clans :) how come we come into the game as adults and dont know anythings like we where just born?our characters had extremely traumatic childhoods which would not be suitable for the target audience. It has been censored. MAN. Jagex needs to get its head out of the gutter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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