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[JAMjE]

Introduction?

Hello there avid blog readers, my name is Jamie and I'm here to tell you about my produ... welcome you to my blog!

 

I'll try and keep this short and sweet, because you're here for runescape purposes and most likely couldn't give two fudgestickles about my personal life!

 

I'm 16, turning 17 in a few days. I'm male. I've played runescape for some years now, this account is probably closing in on its first birthday, but the type of player I am doesn't record things like that because that would require commitment!

Ah commitment, something that has evaded me my entire life, whether with school, girls :wink: , and clearly most importantly, runescape! And it is because of this lack of commitment, the highest level I've ever acheived in my runescape "career" was a mere 83 strength (disgraceful, I know). But because of my lack of commitment, which interlinks with my lack of ambition, I have stumbled across of form of playing runescape that some of you will find remarkable: I play simply for fun!

Bear with me here, I know it may sound like I'm on some kind of drug here, but lets look at the facts:

 

-Its a game.

 

Right well I didn't do well in English so I sometimes forget the difference between singular and plural, but alas, that sole fact remains true, and for that reason, starting from last month, I began playing runescape for fun, and am thoroughly enjoying it thus far (though not quite enough to repurchase membership, despite these pesky NPCs nagging me to do so!).

 

 

Well that's that for an intro I think? Does it not suffice? Would you like more info about my private life? Well you'll just have to post won't you!

 

 

Now onto blogging,

in this blog you'll be stretched to find goal bars and immense targets that I'll never aquire in my wildest dreams!

Instead you'll receive a bidaily (I think that's a word?) update to begin with, which will either increase of decrease in

[JAMjE]

Blog entry #1

Today was a good day!

I learnt the values of talking to strangers!

A lot of people probably play quite independantly, which I'm not judging because up until recently, I was very much one of them, but today I decided to partake in the flowing conversations at Musa Point. The people there seemed friendly enough, and I can't imagine where the term 'F2P Nub' comes from, but I'm going off on one of them pesky tangents! Where was I..? Yes, that was it, the people. We all enjoyed a few laughs, and time really flew by, and before I knew it, my inventory was full of a healthy mixture of swordfish and tuna! I told them I'd be back shortly after my cabbage expeditions, but before I could click the "teleport to..." button, I was told to "STOP and WAIT."

Now I was raised a good boy, so I did as I was told, and one of the fine gentlemen I'd encountered that day decided to share a secret with me, he decided to share the secret of Stiles!

For those who like me, were or are unaware of Stiles's existence, I'll let you know what his job entails:

He takes my fish, and gives me paper.

Sounds like a sweet deal for him?

But what he doesn't know is that those peices of paper can be exchanged for the very fish he has filled his bags with! Oh Stiles!

So I continued fishing until I heard and saw those oh so sweet fireworks!

That was my aim complete, 58-60 fishing was done in a top notch time, and I made a few friends along the way! Stiles isn't one of them! Pesky fishmonger trying to steal my fish...

 

I decided to retire as a professional fisherman, and try my hand at becoming a chef, after all I was already technically still an assistant... although I haven't worked for the chef in a good few months...

So I grabbed my fish from my past career and set about cooking up a feast, and in the process I acheived this beauty!

I believe that job was a success!

 

After paying a visit to my old chef master, I officially quit as his assistant to start up my own cooking buisness, but first I'd need some clients, and who better to feed than a whole village of barbarians!

On my way there I met this sad fella'

Who rabbited on about his long lost love... or was it his big bad dove? Eh, whatever he wanted, I decided to help, yano, build up some customer relations!

So after a lot of running about in the barbarian village, I finally earned the cheif's trust, and he placed an order of 12 feasts in the next 2 days... what can I say? These barbarians like their food!

Oh yes, the quest...

Well I turned into cupid for a bit and evicted Juliet from her house where a little 'n' large couple now reside!

After helping him, the little bugger wanted more help, but this time I got a lovely little reward!

And after that, i forgave him for sending me on a pointless quest!

But I did stick a note on his fridge reminding him to sort his own love problems out in the future!

 

Today was a good day!