Shiny Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Dupin. I respect your decisionTo taunt me, but lets with precisionLook ahead, to the future and beyondFlying, we really must abscond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dupin Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 I tried, my friend, to the point of praying,But I still have no idea what the [bleep] you're saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiny Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Abstract, my dear old friendWith abstract expressions comes a way to mend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Inc Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 See and that's the thing,Like a midnight summer's fling.You act like an affair with flames I haveAs if my forum time I enjoy to halve. But in reality it's only respectThat I have to give, now with inspectI have decided to reflect all yourLame land country wide tours.My visa was revoked cuz I'm too hot for thisSo ahem. Case dismissed. Now, with this let's redefineWhat we mean by the word battle.Because line by lineYou merely and meekly rattledThe bars of this prison holding me backLike starving lion I attack.I call you mufasa cuz I run overYour attempts to save the ownerBut you can call me bonkers cuzCuz I carry all you like a tonkaTruck into the storage binThe cleaning men nd womenWill be by later to pick youNo hate, just playing, chin up. *in all serious, my original rap was completely playful, and i didn't intend it to come across as rude...* I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193) Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KCIf you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 We seem to be getting very posh,but it's starting to sound like a load of tosh,I'm sorry to sound mean,old bean. 2257AD.TUMBLR.COM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiny Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Old Saru, I must attendWith my power, I'm willing to bendThe laws of this land, to gift you a visaLets hope my decision doesn't liken to Black Mesa I know. Hate is not hereJest I was, lest in fearOT, is place to celebrate Now, lets ... masturbate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 That breaks a rule,You fool!We are rapping,not [bleep]! 2257AD.TUMBLR.COM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dupin Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Sam's right, and the rhyme is quite entertainingI reccommend the "Favorite OTers" thread for that type of straining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevepole Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 I'm up like viagra,Back to kill this [cabbage] Sam be drinking like a child looking like Tony Hayward, BP chunder everywhere. With that,I'm outa here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Say what?You been smokin some pot?People who smoke green, say it's rather keen,but smoking is bad,But think of the good times we've had 2257AD.TUMBLR.COM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpgGamer Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 why all these white boys be trippin'these lyrical raps you rippin'are flippin' whack wheres our local ethnic crewwith the flow of a poetic attackI'm just a white boy, too Don't feel bad, we're all ex- 'scapersbut when i saw a thread for rappin'i wanted to jump off some 'scrapers Y'all are ridiculousand all you posers are talentlessso stop word smithin', and go back to fappin' Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThurinEthir Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 what's up in this thread yoi just got back from pianoi can't rap with a meter'least i measure in centimetersyea this rap fails so hardso i'll stop tryin to be a bard Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaaps1 Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Lol little moddy, you think you got it rough?Go to the life of the Crew, that's where it's really toughCuz when the coding attacks, no it don't give backAnd when you're validating, no, you don't get cut no slackTake a screenie once, no that's not good enoughTake it five more times, better get paid a million bucksWhat's going on around here, you say that you got enough?But I'm just getting started, so sit down and buckle upI know what you're thinking, way to drag this debate to a rapBut once the rapping gets going, there's no way of turning backSo let me reiterate this statement, Crew owns, hows that sound?And I know I getting banned--So I might as well change my status to offline now. ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GottaGetDownOnfriday Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Woke up this morning and saw this post.Went to the kitchen and made me some toast.I came back to my computer out of breathOMG WTF its the blue screen of death I rebooted my computer because im boredI logged into warcraft, FOR THE HORDE!I farmed wailing caverns for hatchlingsscored a few deviates cha-ching cha-chingNow I have a few thousand more goldits off to the auction houseto see my loot sold. I really suck at rhyming,its not the timingI just fail at life. 65,280 to 99 fletching on 3-14-0940,405 to 99 woodcutting on 10-17-2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Inc Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 So since the last posts are inundatedWith lame jokes and rhymes restatedI'll make a post that's wholly unrelatedAbout a history class I keep highly rated. (in other words, I wrote this earlier today on my other forum L ) "I listened to the teacher. Now called preacher, Because I was sittin in the classroom bleachers,Listening to him, damn my brains a fast leecher, talking about Christianity, and hi Jesus, nice to meet ya!So I haerd the other blokes, stand up straight and talk about all the folk,The ones who lived and died when burdens were still called some "yolks." They talked of a tail of someone you might know. They talked about how great Rome was and all, But quickly changed subject to what exactly brought around the fall.Like walking down a history lane shopping mall, They showed all the mental sidetracks and artifacts With which Rome became enthralled. They talked about how Jesus was said to have come to save the world, But never knew if he was human, in others words, don't know boy from girl. I listened to the rambling and put my brain back in control, Speeding down the intellectual super highway, as my wheels roll. The facts all become blurs like the words uttered from the girl with the pole; That I imagine she'd fit so nicely wrapped around Because in this town The only way to not frownIs to divulge. All your secrets and your lies and your reasons soforth untold, That you find happiness despite all the trees in the fold. Who are massacred and murdered and numbered so high, oh [cabbage] a toll--Booth and I'm back up and speeding down the high way fast,Clock on my dashboard says hurry up your boy, you're gonna be last. So up I stand out of the car as high as I can be, My rational and concrete car coming to a stop. a tall six-three (6'3") I simply talked about how Virgil wrote his Aeneid (teacher prounded it 'ey-knee-id') Was merely just a wager against homer and his illiad. So then the teacher said well Sam, listen here you kid. I listened to the words that came from your tongue and such,Your knowledge of history could make even one like me kinda blushHowever, not to knot your panties or cut off your long tall (anal) bushBUT THAT ASSIGNMENT WAS FOR LAST CLASS. HAHA KID, LATE MUCH?" I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193) Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KCIf you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate_Felix Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 (The guy above me doesnt seem to realise its actually red ring of death.) Is it time?Sam, can you spare a dime?People watch me rhyme...Hearts go colder than rime. [hide]Felix, je moeder.Je moeder felixJe vader, felix.Felix, je oma.Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)Felix, je moeder.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcneilp Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 I saw this thread from my pierI almost choked on my beerIts makin me bleed from my earLike bein stabbed with a spearI cant rap without sounding queerThats it, im done here... It isn't in the castle, It isn't in the mist, It's a calling of the waters, As they break to show, The new Black Death, With reactors aglow, Do you think your security, Can keep you in purity, You will not shake us off above or belowScottish frictionScottish fiction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Inc Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 I saw this thread from my pierI almost choked on my beerIts makin me bleed from my earLike bein stabbed with a spearI cant rap without sounding queerThats it, im done here... Sound queer? Boy come hereDon't fear, I can't leer.However not to jeer, but like a deerYou are caught in headlights clear.Off goes your head into the field nearI pick it up and dust it off. And call it Mcneilp Oh so i couldn't think of a last rhymeBut don't worry, I will. NEXT TIME! I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193) Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KCIf you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyfura Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 So it seems rap ain't my thingI much rather listen to the Industrial swingDon't get me wrongThis style can be strongBut the things here inMake me scream withinAll this sex, drugs and crunkIs really just junkSo lets all rapAbout the meaningful crap. Yeah, my rap is lameBut thats me being tame.This society we live inIn not much to be given.Where has our sight goneOur blindness should be undone.Pull our [cabbage] togetherAnd lets change the weather.Thats all I've got to sayRap really isn't my way. "Don't get in my face, don't invade my space. I'll put you in your place.I'll only tell you once, I'll never tell you twice. This is me being nice." ~Porcelain and the Tramps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate_Felix Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 I saw this thread from my pierI almost choked on my beerIts makin me bleed from my earLike bein stabbed with a spearI cant rap without sounding queerThats it, im done here... Sound queer? Boy come hereDon't fear, I can't leer.However not to jeer, but like a deerYou are caught in headlights clear.Off goes your head into the field nearI pick it up and dust it off. And call it Mcneilp Oh so i couldn't think of a last rhymeBut don't worry, I will. NEXT TIME!Hello im Chris Hansen with dateline NBCWhy dont you have a seat over here?Lately we have been watching you peeAnd i think you are queer. [hide]Felix, je moeder.Je moeder felixJe vader, felix.Felix, je oma.Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)Felix, je moeder.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 yo, guys,don't be a homophobe,or I'll take your ear lobe,you won't be able to listen to my rap,but hey, it'll probably a load of crap. 2257AD.TUMBLR.COM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bows Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 If you take my ear lobe,I can still hear, yo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dupin Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 It's bad enough that y'all can't rhyme.At least spell "hear" right next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bows Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 That was my bad,Don't get so mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiny Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Rap. What the [bleep] is rap?A vast world, you need a mapOT, let me take you on a journeyListen to me and stop being horny Rap, as some of you knowLyrical poems, a real big showAttempted, mostly by blackThey have something white men lack Soul. Boy, soul is what they gotYou remember their rhymes, you never forgotWhite men, like Vannila IceLack the soul, lack the spice But boy, girl this aint racially chargedBecause white men, need to get rechargedThey can rap, if they give it a punchHold on a minute, let me get to the crunch OT, I have a confessionWhen I was twelve I got an obsessionHip-Hop, was my name and my gameBack then, I didn't think I was lame Da Hom3yz, was my band oh yeahSomething about it, didn't strike me as queerTake a look, on youtube, yoYou'll see my rap talent, bro - A link is what I gotMy rap talent is smoking hotSo OT, take a tip from meKeep on rapping, you'll be the best you can be. Word. (I am the one in the white and grey hoodie, and caution, bad language) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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