Pirate_Felix Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 Rap is [cabbage]Deal with it [hide]Felix, je moeder.Je moeder felixJe vader, felix.Felix, je oma.Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)Felix, je moeder.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovesilvia Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 None of you can rapAll your rhymes are crapNow go back to playing rsThat's all you ever will be good at LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Y'all are clueless, y'all are clawlessI dunno what's worseThat your midnsa r eweak, or that nails are the smallest? Please kiddies, don't mess aroundThis isn't your mommy's playgroundFool around and you'll surely seeWhat death and blood can really be You mention RunescapeAnd hope you'll belateThe certain doom impending yetIt's obvious that this is a betyou've lostFor you've crossed The wrong raptor, yoGood show The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 I'm a white boy but my neck is redI put miracle whip on my wonder breadMy face is pail, nah I've never been in JailMe and Buffy spend every winter in VailHow many [bleep]es have i slapped? Zero, uhAnd Martha Stuart happens to be my heroI grew up in a farm and i was born with no rhythmDr. Phil is my uncle and I like to hang with himI can't dance, I wear khaki pantsMy middle name is Lance, my grandma is from FranceSo maybe I'm whackCause my skin ain't blackBut you can't talk smackBecause whitey just struck back SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Inc Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Oh hey look I'm like your avatarI'm bawling, scarred from your monstarRaps that fly back and forth like arteriesBut hey I'm the clog, oreo hold the fetish please.I stop you in your tracks Like a spine that's got no backYou trying to hold onto your skills and your tactBut wait you fall back As I move into attackI shove off all your labels I know they ain't good,I tear off your fablesLike I tear up da hood. im bored I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193) Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KCIf you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Im taking you to school,Call me the professor.Youre sexually confused,Cause youre a cwossdwessa.You wike to kiss men,And thats weal funny.Call up Hugh Hefner,Youre a gay boy bunny.Youre wost on this stage,You need a map, Junkie.You made a wong weft turnAt Albuquerque.One mo! One mo!Im a pimp cause my hunting appeals hot, son,I do a dwive by on your holeWith my double bawweled shotgun! SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Inc Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Calling me a homo Is so 80's slowmoAll the dodosin the world totalCouldn't make up for the rarityThat you'll only find in me.This visual clarity, Like redneck barbarityTears apart your boundariesYour borders are falling in spreesLike Gods and dead celebritiesall the best things come in threesYour rise your fall your defeatIt was fun to watch you investNow sit back cuz I'm the best. Call me the old school priestLike nun other I slap down and feastUpon the taming of the beast Known as your last retreat.I've crushed you with a rock, GibraltarThis last time you have falteredSO again here I goSmashing the altar of your ego. I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193) Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KCIf you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dupin Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 That rap is pretty blandI suggest you use both handsAnd stop using one to rub your ego. You say that you are homosexBut you seem pretty autosexI'm not disappoint, I just say you shouldn't brag so. I am not criticizingI just find it quite surprisingThat you would want to write your raps this way You'll say you were just trollingBut I don't find this consolingTo be honest, I just think it's sorta gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate_Felix Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 (Ignore this post, just posting the top 5 posters here:bonkers 12Das 8Sam 8Dupin 7Shiny 7) [hide]Felix, je moeder.Je moeder felixJe vader, felix.Felix, je oma.Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)Felix, je moeder.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Inc Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 So it looks the FelixHas the thread's head nickedClean off, don't scoffHis search and post resultsKilled more than Beck's insults. I am waiting for Das to postMaybe he'll act like Nas and boastOr maybe like a little nut sit and roastSo I'll raise my glass and toast. But I'll confess with my mouthI'm not a rapper to yell aboutI just like rhyming my sentence linesAnd if in the creative process combinesAnd a rap's produced -- that's fineBut one thing to watch for -- land mineIs my stinging one line's. I can make some decent metaphorsMy swagga drops the floorMy words confuse and confoundAnd create for your grave a little mound.But I think that's just because I wanna have funAnd if I lose or get beaten I'm still gonna runWith the same ones I did beforeNow go Das: 1,2,3,4: I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193) Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KCIf you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giordano Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Damn guys, this is a pretty good threadWith words like these you don't need to dreadfor off-topic just got coolerbut you can't measure it with a rulersince that's just stupid. My whiteness is glowing right now. "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Inc Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 So you read my rap and you came?Well hell I believe I just won the game ok that's all i wanted to say. I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193) Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KCIf you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dupin Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 We are all whiteAnd that's all right.Our rhymes are still sweet.Can't you feel the beat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aeternitatis Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 This thread's a jokeSo I'll take a poke, at what you fools call rappin'All I'm doin' is laughin'Off-topic is dead, bullet to the head, tired of abortion threads,some guy's dead,caught by the feds,Kids dissing weed, I'm no bad seed, just wanna feed my mind,say you don't have the time, can't spare a dime, but man... you'll shine, just sit back and rhyme. Doesn't have to make sense,'cause for you it'll do, don't get all tense,my mind's bent, just wanna ventGotta work tonight, no drinks tonight but still, I feel aight, man, you get me, right? You know how it feels, servin' food, servin' meals, it's for real,I get paid, I get laid, feel no pain, I just gain this respect from my peers,doin' it for years on end, I like to spend dough to grow happiness, growing me some cannabis, nothin' better than thisCurin', dryin', it's multiplyin',money's comin' in, mesmerized as I open my tin, Packin' bowls whole, I told you man, I'll clear this [cabbage] then hit the spliff in my handTake a hit, pass it to a friend, let it in, you feel it? This is real [cabbage], the best yet, don't forget I'm downtown at co-op, cops are busting some grow op, but not mine, not this time, gotta stop, gotta go, sorry bro, no more time to rhyme but remember: this thread's mine. "Only by going too far can one find out how far one can go." T.S. Eliot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Returnofmic Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 I came, I saw, I [bleep]ing conqueredBig up post and I got bonker'dFeeling the hate towards my forumCan't find your own decorumMan this rap got me all flowin'Should see my fingers, they be glowin' Posting my pics, feeding yo tics, watching yo flicksDebating your thread, yo hunger gon' get fed, you just wait 'til your deadClickin' yo links, drinking yo drinks, cause I riddle like the sphinxI just want all the fame, I ain't gon' take the blame, but I'll just lay my claim. 138 Combat as of Summer 2010 - Retired Summer 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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