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22M split from a Virtus top with some random 10-man RSOF team on the first kill.

 

This...this I can live with.

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Going to leave the amount of Nex I've killed here every day so I can see how much she's screwing me out of my money.

 

Amount of Nex killed today: 25.

Amount of Nex killed since my last drop: 25.

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"PKed" the Claws, Fury, Zerker Ring and Whip in my inventory (as well as the 500 deaths, I missed the astrals, d boots and cash on the ground just because I ran out as fast as I humanly could.)

 

Here's the back story.

 

Guy sitting around in a Chaotic Maul and Full Torva, bragging to the lower levels and basically thinking he was the most awesome player in Runescape because he could sit in the wildy on 1.5K LP with no protect prays on with full torva.

 

I pointed out that Torva wasn't that expensive anyway, and he told me that I didn't know anything about Nex (lol?) and that I should just shut up.

 

So I banked, and thought "Hmmm, how can I get to this guy?" I withdrew my D Claws, Ring of Vigour, Korasi, and some other gear (D boots, B gloves, A random skillcape because I had been too lazy to get my Ardy/Fire back,) and wondered whether I should try to get this guy in Bandos (high risk,) or in Prossy (lower risk, but with the added benifit of being able to rush with Soul Split on and to be able to Vengeance combo him. I eventually decided on prossy - I was doing this for fun after all, because someone in Torva is unkillable, right?

 

I run back to the wild, see him sitting, still chatting up the newbie looters, and I attempted to rush him a good 10 times (I don't mind if you don't like rushers - I normally don't do it, plus I was no-honoring because I didn't like his attitude, and besides, what are the odds of actually successfully rushing someone on like 1.5K LP?), using dragon claws to korasi with Soul Split on, and failing each and every time. With each failed attempt, he got more and more cocky, but I persisted.

 

Last attempt, half past midnight, I want to sleep, but I drag myself back for one last effort. I hit a 410 xp claw spec, then switched to korasi and hit 510 damage, but he was still at about 300 LP. The guy turns around, smacks me a 550 with his maul, triggers my Vengeance, kills himself, and I'm just left sitting there with a steaming pile of loot on the ground.

 

35M Pked in total - not much money to me (because I Nex quite a bit,) but a story I'll remember forever.

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Killed moar Nex today.

 

11 more kills, 7 man virtus legs on the last one. Ended up getting 20m over the 2 trips today.

 

Brings my total count up to:

 

Nex Killed: 36

Nex killed since last drop: 0

Total number of items since start of log: 1

 

Decided to buy a BCP with the cash, had 2M left over. Was bored, so I went to the duel arena. Doubled it 3 times and left, hi 16M.

 

Once I buy tassies, I will actually have every single piece of useful gear in my bank (all chaotics, all buyable gear, all quest gear,) that I will ever potentially need, ever (other than spirit shields, nex armours, and rares.)

 

I don't want to lose this baseline ever - it's nice not having to buy a BGS or a Z spear when I want to Corp, or buy a DFS when I want to do a wyvern task, etc.

 

Now all of my money will be focused on an Ely. Planning on keeping a nice big cash pile, and doing some pre-BXPW merching with it.

 

Now I'm gonna do some BA to get the fighter hat + torso, and do some MA for the day. Gonna try and do 3-4 hours of MA a day while TNH and DGS are all asleep over the next week so I can have imbued rings ASAP.

 

I've made a lot of money in the last 2 days. Now Nex just needs to give me a split that isn't virtus.

 

EDIT: Derp, i've bought back all of my chaotics OTHER than my rapier. I must've clean forgotten about it. I'll probably DG today and tomorrow to get that back before I go to BA, because i'll feel lonely without it.

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You're getting a torso for pking? Since it's not useful anywhere else.

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99 summoning (18th June 2011, previously untrimmed) | 99 farming (14th July 2011) | 99 prayer (8th September 2011) | 99 constitution (10th September 2011) | 99 dungeoneering (15th November 2011)

99 ranged (28th November 2011) | 99 attack, 99 defence, 99 strength (11th December 2011) | 99 slayer (18th December 2011) | 99 magic (22nd December 2011) | 99 construction (16th March 2012)

99 herblore (22nd March 2012) | 99 firemaking (26th March 2012) | 99 cooking (2nd July 2012) | 99 runecrafting (12th March 2012) | 99 crafting (26th August 2012) | 99 agility (19th November 2012)

99 woodcutting (22nd November 2012) | 99 fletching (31st December 2012) | 99 thieving (3rd January 2013) | 99 hunter (11th January 2013) | 99 mining (21st January 2013) | 99 fishing (21st January 2013)

99 smithing (21st January 2013) | 120 dungeoneering (17th June 2013) | 99 divination (24th November 2013)

Tormented demon drops: twenty effigies, nine pairs of claws, two dragon armour slices and one elite clue | Dagannoth king drops: two dragon hatchets, two elite clues, one archer ring and one warrior ring

Glacor drops: four pairs of ragefire boots, one pair of steadfast boots, six effigies, two hundred lots of Armadyl shards, three elite clues | Nex split: Torva boots | Kalphite King split: off-hand drygore mace

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You're getting a torso for pking? Since it's not useful anywhere else.

I beg to differ. Before I lost members, I would always use a torso on all my slayer tasks. Is it really worth paying 20m for +1 prayer bonus and some extra defense (that largely goes to waste since bunyip outheals most slayer monsters and SS makes up for the ones it doesn't)?

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You're getting a torso for pking? Since it's not useful anywhere else.

I beg to differ. Before I lost members, I would always use a torso on all my slayer tasks. Is it really worth paying 20m for +1 prayer bonus and some extra defense (that largely goes to waste since bunyip outheals most slayer monsters and SS makes up for the ones it doesn't)?

Actually I am getting a torso for PKing because money is not an issue for me (and shouldn't really be an issue ever as I have very few buyables left, the ability to Nex, and a 300M bank,) and I figured I'm already getting the fighter hat for Nex/Corp so I might as well pick up a low defence, high strength bonus torso that will vengeance combo well.

 

It's really for rushing/anti-rushing/general PKing use.

 

Plus I like BA.

 

On a crappier note, I pounded out 8 Hours of MA yesterday and I'm now 100/300 rank.

 

Trying to do the same today, and then 4 hours on Sunday and Monday to finish this crap off.

 

Main reason I want imbued rings are for FFA Corp, RSOF Nex teams (who don't share supplies, so I retaliate by going in with a Spectral and a Seers (i) and never get tanked trolololo,) TNH (I want the Fighter Hat + Onyx (i) for really accurate claw specials,) Slayer, and PKing (safe and dangerous)

 

It is not fun, but I don't hate it because it's semi-AFKable, and you can do 12 Ranks worth of MA in about 40 minutes if you know how to win quickly, which leaves a 20 minute window every hour for bankskilling/merching/PKing/IRL stuff.

 

I will not like Angry Farm when I have to eventually do it for the Comp cape though. I don't know how people survived it TBH.

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You're getting a torso for pking? Since it's not useful anywhere else.

I beg to differ. Before I lost members, I would always use a torso on all my slayer tasks. Is it really worth paying 20m for +1 prayer bonus and some extra defense (that largely goes to waste since bunyip outheals most slayer monsters and SS makes up for the ones it doesn't)?

It's not worth playing BA in the first place, once you got a torso you better damn well use it or you'll have wasted even more time.

Supporter of Zaros | Quest Cape owner since 22 may 2010 | No skills below 99 | Total level 2595 | Completionist Cape owner since 17th June 2013 | Suggestions

99 summoning (18th June 2011, previously untrimmed) | 99 farming (14th July 2011) | 99 prayer (8th September 2011) | 99 constitution (10th September 2011) | 99 dungeoneering (15th November 2011)

99 ranged (28th November 2011) | 99 attack, 99 defence, 99 strength (11th December 2011) | 99 slayer (18th December 2011) | 99 magic (22nd December 2011) | 99 construction (16th March 2012)

99 herblore (22nd March 2012) | 99 firemaking (26th March 2012) | 99 cooking (2nd July 2012) | 99 runecrafting (12th March 2012) | 99 crafting (26th August 2012) | 99 agility (19th November 2012)

99 woodcutting (22nd November 2012) | 99 fletching (31st December 2012) | 99 thieving (3rd January 2013) | 99 hunter (11th January 2013) | 99 mining (21st January 2013) | 99 fishing (21st January 2013)

99 smithing (21st January 2013) | 120 dungeoneering (17th June 2013) | 99 divination (24th November 2013)

Tormented demon drops: twenty effigies, nine pairs of claws, two dragon armour slices and one elite clue | Dagannoth king drops: two dragon hatchets, two elite clues, one archer ring and one warrior ring

Glacor drops: four pairs of ragefire boots, one pair of steadfast boots, six effigies, two hundred lots of Armadyl shards, three elite clues | Nex split: Torva boots | Kalphite King split: off-hand drygore mace

30/30 Shattered Heart statues completed | 16/16 Court Cases completed | 25/25 Choc Chimp Ices delivered | 500/500 Vyrewatch burned | 584/584 tasks completed | 4000/4000 chompies hunted

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You're getting a torso for pking? Since it's not useful anywhere else.

I beg to differ. Before I lost members, I would always use a torso on all my slayer tasks. Is it really worth paying 20m for +1 prayer bonus and some extra defense (that largely goes to waste since bunyip outheals most slayer monsters and SS makes up for the ones it doesn't)?

It's not worth playing BA in the first place, once you got a torso you better damn well use it or you'll have wasted even more time.

BA is fun though.

 

And yes, I did drop the F-Bomb.

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Killed 24 Nex today.

 

Not a drop in sight.

 

Been like 200 kills since my last drop that wasn't Virtus.

 

Getting a bit restless.

 

Probably gonna do a couple more hours tonight and then I have work tomorrow, which is annoying, but tomorrow night i'll hit the Nex again.

 

She owes me Torva [email protected]@@

 

Nex Killed: 24

Nex killed since last drop: 24

Total Nex killed since start of log: 60

Total number of items since start of log: 1 (Virtus Robelegs)

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Worked a 16 Hour shift yesterday, because of the Harry Potter opening.

 

9am->1am, all on my feet.

 

Crashed at home at about 3am, woke up at 2:40pm this afternoon.

 

[bleep]ing work.

 

Good money tho, but I missed the Jadinko update and my fr33 monies from that.

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Yeah I missed the early Jadinko update because my brother was playing.

"Nifflin got one on his first kill and sold it for 80m!"

"Why don't you go slay them then?"

"Nah I'm gonna dg with ousekeys"

 

:wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall:

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So yeah.

 

Hit a point where I realised I just wasn't having FUN anymore.

 

Sure, I was making money from Nex, but the only skills I had left to train were ones that were not that fun (except for DG, but I really don't see the point in going for 120 at the moment - I think I've burned out.)

 

So I've abandoned IHasChicken, but not before my last action - staking my 275M bank all in one-go.

 

If I lost I'd leave forever, and find another way to spend my time. If I won, I'd start anew, but make it a bit more challenging and interesting this time.

 

I won.

 

So now, I am retiring IHasChicken for the next long while, have stripped the account of all of it's items, and I'm now starting IHazChicken.

 

I already have the account made, it has a couple of notable stats (82 Magic being the best,) and I am going to make it into one of the best turmoil zerkers I can think of (with a 550M budget, I should be fine.)

 

I'm making a turmoil zerk not only because I enjoy PKing, but for having lower defence and less gear to choose from as I progress through the game, and having some methods of money making/skill training cut off to me because I cannot do all of the quests.

 

For example, moneymaking strategies like Nex and GWD are going to be replaced by Barrows and other lower end bosses - mid-leveled content I haven't really encountered yet because I've been so used to being at the top with a maxed combat account.

 

I get to slay to 99 again - while it is [cabbage] money now, I don't need money and I have always enjoyed Slayer.

 

I get to do a whole lot of quests again - I enjoyed quests when I first did them and it'll be nice doing them a second time around.

 

Finally, I get to Dungeoneer as a 45 def zerker - a good challenge for me, and a chance to be a noob again.

 

So that's what's happening. I'll try to set some goals over the next couple of days, and stick to them.

 

In other news, been working my ass off this week, and I got my Uni results back. Got 3 credits and a pass for my 4 units, which means I'm a full GPA up from where I was last semester, which is great.

 

Want to try and maintain that goodness through the next semester coming up in the next couple of weeks.

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Sorry to hear that you started a new account! :(

What about all that time lost from MA?!

 

Congrats on all your achievements (even though you're abandoning them!) and mostly for doing better in school!

Good luck on your zerker :P

 

I won't be gone forever from my main.

 

I'll probably come back in a year or so to finish off getting comp cape, maybe.

 

I am going to be a bit smarter with this account though - I will be merching a lot more, and I pretty much have the cash for extremes + turmoil + all gear I will ever need EVER, so any money I make from 99 Slayer/Barrows trips will be going towards merching, and buying some ridiculous gear (PVP equipment etc.) for some turmoil rapage.

 

I actually have my list of what I intend to buy right here, I might post it.

 

Dungeoneering Items:

 

1. Arc Stream

2. Scroll of Cleansing

3. Scroll of Life

4. Ring of Vigour

5. Rapier

6. Crossbow

7. Rigour

8. Maul

9. Staff

10. Longsword

 

Total for this section - FREE!!!

 

Cheap PKing Items:

 

10 of Each Skillcape I have - Spare cash

100 Black D'hide Sets - 1.87m

100 DDS's - 2.31m

50 Dragon Scimitars - 3.925m

50 Spirit Shields - 2.42m

25 Hand Cannons - 3.06m

25 Korasi's Swords - 6.25m

20 Granite Mauls - 0.594m

20 Dragon Maces - 0.646m

20 Dragon Longswords - 1.204m

5 Dragon Battleaxes - 0.604m

1 Dragon Halberd - 0.203m

100 Magic Shortbows - 0.0887m

50 Prossy Sets - 1.41m

50 Red Mystic Sets - 5.98m

100 Sets of Barrows Gloves - 10m

100 Sets of Rune Gloves - 500k

100 Sets of Rune Boots - 1.51m

100 Rune Platebodies - 3.89m

100 Rune Platelegs - 3.83m

50 Ancient Staves - 3.525m

50 Seers' Helmets - 2.425m

25 Archer's Helmets - 1.405m

10 Warrior's Helmets - 0.509m

100 Berserker Helmets (e) - 8.38m

100 Amulets of Glory - 3.73m

100 Amulets of Strength - 0.125m

10 Amulets of Magic - Negligible

20 Combat Bracelets - 0.654m

20 Rings of Wealth - 0.758m

20 Skills Necklaces - 0.474m

20 Ruby Necklaces (Digsite Pendant) - 0.1m

500 Rings of Recoil - 0.411m

50 Rings of Life - 0.371m

100 Rune Defenders - Free

20 Rune Kiteshields - 0.744m

100 Ava's Accumulators - 0.2m

100 Rune Crossbows - 0.97m

10 Karil's Crossbows - 1.7m

5 Dark Bows - 1.69m

2 Crystal Bows - 1.852m

200 Dragon Arrows (p+++) - 0.573m

2 Dharok's Greataxes - 1.375m

25 Snakeskin Boots - 0.275m

2k Bolt Racks - 0.848m

10k Rune Arrows - 1.91m

5k Hand Cannon Shot - 1.22m

200 Dragon Bolts (e) - 0.806m

5k Broad Bolts - 0.495m

500 Rune Bolts - 0.416m

500 Ruby Bolts (e) - 0.201m

500 Diamond Bolts (e) - 0.505m

10k Rune Darts - 1.12m

500 Dragon Darts - 0.15m

500 Obby Rings - 0.116m

5 Obby Mauls - 0.15m

1 Berserker Necklace - 4m

1 Regen Brace - 0.15m

25k Deaths - 7.05m

10k Bloods - 2.9m

5k Souls - 2.725m

100k Fires, Airs - 0.9m

50k Waters - 0.75m

25k Earths - 0.275m

50k Bodies, Minds - 0.35m

1k Nats - 0.127m

1k Cosmics - 0.123m

5k Chaos - 0.27m

5k Laws - 1.03m

20k Astrals - 2.32m

500 House Tabs - 0.279m

100 Varrock Tabs - 0.0532m

100 Fally Tabs - 0.0548m

100 Camelot Tabs - 0.0521m

100 Lumbridge Tabs - 0.0481m

100 Ardougne Tabs - 0.0831m

20 Obby Capes - 0.736m

50 Mystic Boots - 0.303m

5k Monkfish - 1.46m

2k Rocktail - 3.6m

5k Shark - 2.89m

200 Choc Bombs - 0.551m

200 Karambwan - 0.186m

200 Brews - 2.72m

200 Restore Potions - Negligible

100 Super Restores - 0.63m

1k Super Attacks - 1.144m

1k Super Strengths - 1.621m

1k Prayer Potions - 3.2m

200 Ranging Potions - 1m

200 Magic Potions - 1.3m

100 Superantipoisons - 0.171m

 

TOTAL FOR THIS SECTION: 135.53M (Round to 140M)

 

Summoning [cabbage]:

 

50 Pony Pouches - 0.122m

1k Pony Scrolls - 0.3m

100 Yak Pouches - 0.36m

1k Yak Scrolls - 0.384m

50 Fire Titan Pouches - 0.172m

500 Titan Scrolls - 0.205m

500 Bunyip Pouches - 1.25m

500 Bunyip Scrolls - 0.139m

50 Steel Titan Pouches - 0.261m

500 Steel Titan Scrolls - 0.298m

200 Terrorbird Pouches - 0.0714m

2k Terrorbird Scrolls - 0.076m

50 War Tortoise Pouches - 0.52m

50 Wolpertinger Pouches - 0.178m

500 Magic Focus Scrolls - 0.193m

50 Geyser Titan Pouches - 0.194m

 

TOTAL FOR THIS SECTION: 4.72M (Round to 6M)

 

Expensive PKing Items:

 

95 Prayer (infernal ashes) ~ 125M

87 Herblore (19675 Super Defences, 1536 Special Recovers, 250 Superantifires,

1K Extreme Attacks, 1K Extreme Strengths, 100 Extreme Defences,

300 Extreme Magics, 300 Extreme Rangings, assuming no resell and no Scroll of Cleansing,) ~ 70M

Cannon - 0.75M

50k Cannonballs - 11.35M

Sara Stole - 0.025M

Mages' Book - 3.7M

Master Wand - 3.1M

Full Saradomin - 3.8m

Full Zamorak - 2.3m

Full Guthix - 1.2m

Full Rune (G) - 1.6m

Full Rune (T) - 0.715m

Dragon Staff - 1M

Robin Hood Hat - 5M

Imbued Fremmy Ring Set - 5.9M

Imbued DragonStone Ring - 0.0342M

Imbued Onyx Ring - 12.1M

Ancient Ceremonial Set - 1.62M

Amulet of Fury - 12.2M

Anchor - 0.205m

Saradomin Sword - 5.6M

Zamorakian Spear - 4.7M

Dragon Claws - 16.6M

Armadyl Godsword - 44.6M

Gilded Top + Bottom - 5.1M

Full Infinity x 2 (no gloves) - 16M

Staff of Light x 5 - 6.5M

Abyssal Whip x 10 - 11m

Full Void (with Melee, Range, Mage helmets and Deflector, and Elite Top + Bottom) x 2 - FREE

Torso x 3 - FREE

Fire Cape x 3 - FREE

EEE - FREE

Zammy Cape - FREE

Ardy cape 3 - FREE

2 Slayer Helmets - 2.3M

1 Dragon Hatchet - 1.2M

1 Dragon Pickaxe - 10.6M

Brackish Blade - 0.6M

 

TOTAL FOR THIS SECTION: 386.4M (Round to 400M)

 

Can Wait until I've earnt some money:

 

92 Herblore

99 Herblore

Ranger Boots

50K Cannonballs

3A Range Top

3A Range Legs

Blue H'Ween Mask

Corrupt Vesta's Sets x 2 - 22.8M

Corrupt Zuriel's Sets x 5 - 4.7M

Zuriel's Staff x 3 - 7.8M

 

So yeah, I should have about a 50M cash pile to start off with to merch with, whilst having Maxed gear and enough money for extremes (i'll get ovls later,) turmoil, and some bursting/barraging.

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I know a few of my friends who have abandoned their mains out of boredom and started Zerkers and with a fair amount of cash you can have some serious fun with them. In a way they tempt me to make a zerker but my 'main' is pretty pathetic so I don't think I will be for a while.

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