Help & Introductions

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Help & Introductions

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Introductions

Slightly tired, you stumble up to the door of a quiet building to find rest for the night. Placed in the middle of a forest, the building seems abandoned. You notice an ill tended-to sign hanging vertically, held only by a decrepit piece of rotting wood. You see it reads 'ԲaladØr TДveЯn'. Slightly scared, you feel glad you can finally get a drink.

You observe the rotting door and notice a brass gargoyle knocker fixed in the middle of it. Knocking twice to make sure nobody's inside, you wait for a reply. Suddenly you see the knocker's mouth open. You dismiss it as a trick of the light at first, but then you hear a voice.

 

"Evening, Newcomer. You are permitted to enter," screeched a gargoyle in a deathly voice that makes you cover your ears.

 

The door opens. Inside is a relatively pleasant abode filled with pirates, wizards, trolls, tinkers and a variety of other dwellers. You take a step into the bar hoping to ask for a drink from the eyepatch donning Landlord but instead the pub enters silence. Everyones looks at you, the newcomer.

 

"Arrr Well, tell us who you are then!" shouts a pirate in the corner who receives a cheer from the fellow Taverners.

 

 

Help

With no idea what to do the Landlord looks at you with his single eye. He appears grizzled, old and thin but despite this he looks happy as ever. The Landlord picks up a seat for you, sits you at a table, hands you your drink of choice (if you're under eighteen this will be fruit juice) and begins to speak.

'Do you have any questions? Now's the time to ask'

[Iconic]

Hello, I'm Iconic and if you have any problems or questions I would be happy to answer them within this thread.

[Nexaduro]

Hello, and welcome to The Tavern. :)

 

Feel free to call me up if you want advice or just a chance to chat. We're very good at 'just chatting' here. Most of that is done in "The Back Room," which is what I like to think of as Tip.it's penultimate off-topic thread.

[Retech]

Hiya newcomer! It's nice that you decided to stop on by for a visit. :)

 

I'm rather experienced at Dungeoneering and Hegemony games (though whether I'm any good at them is a different question entirely :wall: ), so if ya need any help, I can give it to you.

[Jehosaphat]

I am Stork. If you have questions, I can answer them - however, if they're not questions about how a game works, the answer will usually be "bacon" or "NUKE IT".

[Grim_]

Hello, I'm Grim (formerly grimdeath283). While it appears I am not all too active, I simply don't post when it is unnecessary ,however I will play just about anything. If you have any questions about the game that is currently being played or possibly need some rule book (if we are playing a more structured game) you should PM me.

Tl;dr If you have a question about rules or need an rule book PM me.

[Earth]

Hallo, You can tell my names earthgragonsage. Just call me Earth and we can all get back to short posts. Anyways, i'm the random evil crazy person who either takes on the roll of the annoyed and annoying bastard who knows what to do, or the nice guy who doesn't know jack. Welcome to the tavern, and if theres stuff thats confusing you, ask! We don't need another person going "Duuuurrrr what does this mean" In the middle of when it's important.

[The_Mather1]

Hi, I'm Mather, if you need any information within the topics of physics, chemistry, mineralogy, gemeology, electronics or biology then just ask, in all likelyhood I'll allready have done some meaningless research on it myself. Other than that I can do any useless and ridiculus math task you can imagine in less than an hour, I once calculated the energy requirement to keep a stable wormhole open using only three known constants (speed of light, size of an electron and radius of wormhole). Other than that I provide a fairly high amount of epic fails and randomness, and if you can imagine a way to get hurt I'll probably have a story on how I managed to do that.

[Ieyfura]

Welcome to the Falador Tavern! I hope you don't find this place overly intimidating, as it may appear so at first glance. But here in the Tavern we're all nice folk for the most part.

I am ieyfura, the story Roleplay nut. If you ever want to run a 2 way roleplay, just send me a message and I would be more than happy to craft a story with you.

 

I hope you enjoy your stay. :)

[Vixion]

fura hasesez nooooo liefe >:}

 

I have all Permission to say this because I am Vixion, Ieyfura's younger cousin. I am also a roleplayer on here and i would love to help you with anything that you may need. I promise i don't bite.

[jasignhagj]

I am Spork. I'm currently inactive at the tavern, but I enjoy a good game of Hegemony.

[a_bert]

hello there my name isa_bert

 

sometimes people will call me dungeonal

 

i am nice and many people get mad at me!!if youre not mad at me cool

[Resistance]

Good day to everybody, my name is Resistance. I've been a lurker here for quite a bit after finding a link to your forums on Runescape. I am interested in playing your Hegemony games, I have wrote AAR's for AOEIII so I feel 'qualified' to play but I might need a bit of help starting out.

 

Would anyone be willing to answer some questions of mine in either Live Chat or PM?

[a_bert]

Ask away

[Resistance]

Sent a PM.

[Bows]

Hi, I'm Bows. This seems like a cool place.

[Ieyfura]

Hi, I'm Bows. This seems like a cool place.

 

Indeed it is if you enjoy RPing or playing text based strategy games. Or perhaps a mixture of both? :3

[Nightwhisper]

Technically, I'm not "new" but I have gotten a bit tired of my previous account.

I'm Night, obviously. Don't call me Nightwhisper, I get a bit edgy when people do the whole "Internet formality bit". I can't help it, it's just who I am.

 

Some things about me would be that I'm fascinated by serial killers, and I'm (excuse me for the language) "Hellbent" on knowing who the true Jack the Ripper is. I personally think that it was Sir John Williams (or whatever his name was.) I find Johnny Depp ridiculously attractive and I don't care who knows it. :U

 

I'm not one for people being sticks in others' sides. Being a pretty lax person only goes so far with me though. I can be extremely serious when need be.

 

I'm a natural born bundle of sarcastic comments. :U If you try to give me some make-believe sob story, I will laugh at you, destroy you with a comment or two and be done with you.

Now, if you genuinely have an issue that you would like to discuss, I'm willing to listen.

 

I love to Roleplay. I have an RP site of my own. It's a Sweeney Todd RP, but it suffices quite nicely, considering that I'm obsessed with Sweeney Todd.

 

Also, From Hell is one of my favorite movies. Johnny Depp was amazing as Abberline.

 

I saw The Rum Diary yesterday. It was a fairly...really good movie.

 

Yeah, so...that's some information on me! c: