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What unrealistic things in Runescape have you found the funniest?

 

My favourite: I can't carry 29 pieces of paper (papyrus), because paper can't be stacked. Yet I can carry 10,000 cannonballs, because those stack easily. :blink: :lol:

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Please don't troll OP, guys. If you use your IIMMMAAAAGGGGIIIINNNNAAATTTIIIIOOONNN we can have a great discussion. :)

 

The most unrealistic thing in Runescape is expecting most Runescape fans on a Runescape fansite forum to create interesting and original topics.

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Being able to be survive an explosive animal being thrown at you and exploding.

 

Carrying 100's of kg in an invisible backpack.

 

Being able to reload a crossbow with one arm.

 

Skinning a kebbit when you take it out of a falcon's talons.

 

Killing 1000's of men/women without getting charged for murder etc.

 

An ex-alive chicken holding a magnet making my ammo come back to me as if I never fired it.

 

If one has summoned a prehistoric bird then one can run forever.

 

Being tackled by a gnome...lol

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I can bury bones in wood/stone/rock/ect...

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I can bury bones in wood/stone/rock/ect...

This ^

 

being in the top floor of any Stone building yet ican still bury bones ???

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When you get attacked by a sword or arrow, you don't bleed. Strange. :P

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I can bury bones in wood/stone/rock/ect...

This ^

 

being in the top floor of any Stone building yet ican still bury bones ???

Never thought of that.. :D

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"a magical force prevents you from....."

Not odd at all.

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i can set up a forcefield to protect me from attacks (protection prayers) and cary 10k ravenous animals with one hand whilst throwing them all the time

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Pulling a muscle while trying to open a barricaded door in Daemonheim can hurt as much as six lesser demons punching you in the face simultaneously.

 

 

I mean, lesser demons hit for up to 80 damage, yet pulling a muscle deals up to 500 damage? Really, Jagex? :unsure:

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Pulling a muscle while trying to open a barricaded door in Daemonheim can hurt as much as six lesser demons punching you in the face simultaneously.

 

 

I mean, lesser demons hit for up to 80 damage, yet pulling a muscle deals up to 500 damage? Really, Jagex? :unsure:

 

your spine had a critical existence failure?

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