You know, the first time I ran into a witch I was thinking "Hmm, I wonder how scary they are? Everyone seems to think theyre pretty awful." so I be clever and (bearing in mind im playing single player so I dont wind anyone else up) I decide to shoot the crying mess on the floor.
Holy jesus. [bleep] damn [cabbage] [bleep]s.
Why did I do that? Not only did a small house appear under my seat after I had pulled the trigger, she'd also managed to rape my whole team into submission. Seriously.
So I learn. I keep thinking that if I see a witch again, ill just leave her alone. Walk around the side, just so long as I dont startle her. And then;
Very funny, Valve. Veeeery funny.
So, I took the smart option: lobbed a malotov at her and legged it like the limey coward I am.
It didnt work (I hadnt expected it to), but it was great to see my whole team be terrorised by a flaming, screaming banshee.