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forget justin bieber now. people have someone new to hate on and her name is Rebecca black. unless you have been living under a rock for the past week, you probably have heard about her. she had around 4000 views on her first music video, it went viral monday, and now she has 17 million.

 

The singer of this internet sensation, Rebecca Black, has been trending all week on Twitter, outlasting the popularity of even the Japan disaster.

-http://www.bestweekever.tv/2011-03-18/genius-news-reporter-cyber-bullies-rebecca-black-to-her-face/

 

memes are already starting to be made out of the music video. the startling thing is people actually like her song.

 

Rebecca Black, the girl whose single 'Friday' has gone viral online has entered the US charts above some of the best known names in the industry.

-http://popdash.com/news/4304/rebecca-black-enters-itunes-chart-above-katy-perry-justin-bieber-rihanna

 

its hard to say if she will continue to be popular or just be forgotten because she only has one song.

 

the last thing music needs is another/new "teen pop sensation."

 

to view the atrocity yourself, watch this video.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0

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I haven't heard of her. Ohwait, I saw this video on Obt's blog, I thought they were posting a video called friday because someone thought it was friday.

 

At least she's better looking then Bieber in my man-eyes, that's all I can say lol. Can't be bothered to watch the video.


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I must say she is inspirational. I now live my life to the mantra she extolls: "Partying partying yeah fun fun fun fun".

 

Also, she has enlightened me as to the importance of the deep philosophical question: "Which seat do I take?".

 

Not to mention, of course, her invaluable contributions towards clearing up much of the alarming ambiguity surrounding the order of the days of the week.


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Wait, this is a serious music video? I thought it was a parody of something. :unsure:

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Looks like the Illuminati has a new pawn in their game <_<


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To be fair, people are going way over the top with it..some of the stuff they're saying is just mean. I mean, it's ridiculous and awful songwriting, but other then that it's not much different from what mainstream pop is these days.


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I've been patiently awaiting the day when some good metal like Scar Symmetry (hell, even disturbed is better than this) would make the charts, bu obviously I've been mistaken.


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To be fair, people are going way over the top with it..some of the stuff they're saying is just mean. I mean, it's ridiculous and awful songwriting, but other then that it's not much different from what mainstream pop is these days.

 

 

the thing is they are insulting her but she admitted she didn't even write the song

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To sum up my thoughts, a review from iTunes:

Rebecca Black balances a brilliant mix of ingenious songwriting and stunning vocal performance in this, her debut single. Displaying enough attitude to tackle issues such as which seat to take, and the order of the days of the week, her true brilliance and flair for metaphors shines through. Comparisons with Madonna and Christina Aquilera are inevitable, though this time, justified.

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It's not even catchy!

 

Horrible computerized voice and the lyrics... Hm, maybe i should put my 'normal' job career on hold and start pitiching "fun fun fun" lyrics for labels. Since that Beaver guy can sing "baby baby baby" 5million times, it doesn't look that difficult.

 

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This [cabbage] has been clogging up my Facebook news feed all week and today was even worse. FRIIEEEDAYYYY. I wish I could block statuses including certain phrases.


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Saw this when it was sub 2.5 million views. I'm so hip to culture :shades:

 

Terrible song, terrible record label, nice girl.

 

 

so goes life

 

[though /b/ did a hardcore in-depth analysis of the song about its symbolic roots to existentialism and what not, which if that had been the true purpose of the video, would have been a stroke of absolute genius]


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I must say she is inspirational. I now live my life to the mantra she extolls: "Partying partying yeah fun fun fun fun".

 

Also, she has enlightened me as to the importance of the deep philosophical question: "Which seat do I take?".

 

Not to mention, of course, her invaluable contributions towards clearing up much of the alarming ambiguity surrounding the order of the days of the week.

 

tbh i think it's fair to say these are important issues to a large number of teens


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My friend was telling me how annoying Friday was. I'm like what... :blink:

 

Found out several hours ago.

 

God, can't even get through half the video, that auto tune is SOOOOOOOO bad, worse than usual.

 

Also, I take the back seat, because it's safer than shotgun, but if the car only has 2 doors, I will take shotgun because I cba get the in the back. Also, none of my friends and I are rich enough to drive a convertible.

 

@Squab, I was going to tell to not to watch it, but I figured you'd have by now, so I didn't. Lol your sanity.


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i hear so much "derp I vomited when I heard this song"

 

shut the hell up, no you didn't. you sat there resting your head on your hand staring at the screen for a minute or two before you closed the tab, maybe giggle a bit or something. meanwhile the internet collectively raged hard on a 13 year old girl for making music that they didn't like.


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Was literally ALL OVER /mu/ a few days ago, it was rather funny.


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Judging by the interview video she has a good voice, but that song is just an absolute trainwreck to say the least. Apparently the song was pre-written from the record company?


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Listening to a few more of Ark's 'music' songs I'm surpised at how the parents continue to buy into this, the Ark's lyricists have no talent. Those kids could probably come up with better if they wanted to try it.

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