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The Vending Machine Game!

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Gets a Snickers Bar, go figure.

 

 

 

*Inserts my social security number, my bank pin, my home address and telephone number*


I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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Gets me trying to get revenge on him for posting the failboat in the Image warz post even though I still dont understand how it beats the asteroid :? :lol: ;)

 

 

 

Inserts an Angry me.


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You get a failboat!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

Just kidding. you actually get all of your organs, muscle, and skin mushed up (with angry eyebrows on top!) wrapped in a bow.

 

 

 

 

 

{Inserts the RSOF}

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, and the failboat beats the asteroid because the asteroid destroyed the failboat. Also, notice how far apart the two posts were made.


I'm an INTJ.

 

 

 

Wait...Cynic...

 

Are you a girl?

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[Gets a forum where the poster's ideas actually get used to improve the game]

 

 

 

Inserts bob.

 

 

 

This is bob:

 

 

 

(\__/)

 

(='.'=)

 

(")_(")


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You get a lifetime supply of oysters.

 

 

 

*Inserts anything BUT one of the millions of internet memes that are taking over Games Forum*


I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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Sadly your order gets mistaken and you are delivered your pizza from dominos *Mhhmmm Extra boogers* \'

 

 

 

*inserts a bronze scimmy*


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A giant bronze scimitar appears above your head and falls to the earth. You jump aside, and pick up the scimitar and walk off with it. But when you use it, it breaks.

 

 

 

*inserts the pass teh cheese game*


My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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You get a novelty inflatable hammer.

 

 

 

*Inserts a rock that kind of looks like Elvis Presley if you squint your eyes*


I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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-You get Swine Flu in a Can-

 

-inserts 8 coins-


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Oh yeah, and I've thought of taking babies and throwing them. For funsies. - Lenticular J

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"Isn't it pathetic how everything in our society is built around someone screwing someone else out of their money?" - killerbeer0 on American Society

Rebdragon can't wiz a woz.

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You get 4 Craisins. They look pretty old.

 

 

 

*Inserts a human scalp*


I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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You get a novelty plastic :twss: smiley.

 

 

 

*Inserts dubloon*


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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

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Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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You get a cannonball, which unfortunately shoots out of the vending machine at 500 m/ph.

 

 

 

*Inserts a shoe lace*


I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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Nothing appears to happen. Later, when you go to run in a race, you are suddenly stopped and get in last place and are greatly humiliated.

 

 

 

*inserts a can of flammable mayonnaise*


Google is evil!

Donut!

I like pie!

That is all.

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You get a wonderfully delicious BLT, that in no way explodes or catches fire.

 

 

 

*Inserts Billy Mays's corpse*


I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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You get a lifetime supply of Kaboom!

 

 

 

*Inserts a Sham-Wow.*


Link to Forum Games signature.

[hide=TIFer Quotes]

This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

[/hide]

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you receive a prostitute with a dented in face!

 

 

 

puts in monopoly money


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You get a monocle.

 

 

 

*Inserts Colby-Jack cheese*


I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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You get 2 coins.

 

 

 

*inserts a cabbage*


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