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because you used incorrect punctuation

 

 

 

Why is an apple not an orange? Please explain thoroughly using a 5-paragraph essay with a relevant thesis and 3 body paragraphs that effectively support the thesis.


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Make me......

 

 

 

If a two men walk into a bar, totally naked except for loincloths, what kind of reaction would they get?


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Make me......

 

 

 

If a two men walk into a bar, totally naked except for loincloths, what kind of reaction would they get?

 

 

 

telephone calls from the hospital.

 

 

 

why do people have hair?


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people dont have hair, everyone just wears a wig.

 

 

 

why is it not peanut butter and jelly time?

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but it is because you got stung by a bee

 

 

 

now why is it stupid to try to hit a bee with a rolled up piece of newspaper?


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because in the likely event that you miss, the bee will try to sting you

 

 

 

why did i forget what i was going to ask?


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because i like setting my cell to "goat"

 

 

 

how did you know what my ringtone was?


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because the wicked witch of the west told him

 

 

 

where is the yellow brick road?


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And I guess I just wanted to tell you, as the light starts to fade, that you aree the reason, that I am not afraid, and I guess I just wanted to mention, as the heavens will fall, that we will be together soon if we will be anything at all.

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Go forward a few steps, turn left then turn right and go back a few steps are you there!

 

 

 

How you you spell bannana?


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Bannanananaanananananananananananananananananananananaanana (ect)

 

 

 

Meow?


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purr!

 

 

 

why won't my cat talk to me irl?


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And I guess I just wanted to tell you, as the light starts to fade, that you aree the reason, that I am not afraid, and I guess I just wanted to mention, as the heavens will fall, that we will be together soon if we will be anything at all.

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Because you ugly, you, you, you ugly.

 

 

 

What happens if I fall from the top of a 52 store building?


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because evolution favors pigs that can fly

 

 

 

what is the 3246870598575674369th digit of pi?


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if Godzilla has taught us anything, its because radiation makes things big! :D

 

 

 

how does radiation make things big?


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it doesnt, it just gives you delutions of things being big.

 

 

 

What does IDKWTSSIJWTLH, stand for?


Once an opinion is formed the truth is irelivant.

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it stands for me

 

 

 

WHY? JUST WHY?!?

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Because I say so..... So does that guy in the corner (I think he's called James but I'm not sure)

 

 

 

Tu es un citron?


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Because Runescape has servers in Japan.

 

 

 

 

 

What is it?


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I don't suffer from laziness, I enjoy every minute of it.

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what is what? :P

 

 

 

 

 

How could portugal beat england to knock us out of the world cup!???


Death shall not leave my side untill i have succumbed to darkness or i'm to wasted to give a damn!

 

I shall now join you at the gates of heaven.......if i'm allowed!

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Because the Portugiese fans drugs all our player so they played crap.

 

 

 

How much Guano can you eat before being sick?


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because someone dared you to

 

 

 

why is it that this guy :^o is the only emoticon with a nose?


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