Tesset Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 most "christian" groups don't exactly believe the same thing anyways. It would be amusing to lock a Catholic, Baptist, Mormon, Jehovas Witness and someone from the church of god in the same room to discuss theology. Don't forget an atheist.Atheists aren't christians. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
das1330 Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 This smells like an advertising thread. Nevertheless, the view outside my window lacks fire and brimstone so I'm skeptical of this prophecy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
das Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 most "christian" groups don't exactly believe the same thing anyways. It would be amusing to lock a Catholic, Baptist, Mormon, Jehovas Witness and someone from the church of god in the same room to discuss theology. Don't forget an atheist.Would be a diaster then - the others wouldn't focus on theology, but conversion. "Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up, and shake off the existing government, and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable - a most sacred right - a right, which we hope and believe, is to liberate the world."Abraham Lincoln Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 I once met a man named Jesus at a Home Depot. Is this the Messiah returned at last? SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomrombom Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 I once met a man named Jesus at a Home Depot. Is this the Messiah returned at last? DID YOU GET HIS AUTOGRAPH PM me for fitocracy invite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dheginsea Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 I once met a man named Jesus at a Home Depot. Is this the Messiah returned at last? And i once beat someone named Jesus in a chess game. Does that mean I'm smarter than the messiah? I once met a man named Jesus at a Home Depot. Is this the Messiah returned at last? And i once beat someone named Jesus in a chess game. Does that mean I'm smarter than the messiah?BOW TO THE NEW MESSIAH Maybe a president who didn't believe our soldiers were going to heaven, might be a little less willing to get them killed. ~ Bill MaherBarrows drops: 2 Karil's Coifs (on double drop day) 92,150th person to 99 defense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomrombom Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 I once met a man named Jesus at a Home Depot. Is this the Messiah returned at last? And i once beat someone named Jesus in a chess game. Does that mean I'm smarter than the messiah? BOW TO THE NEW MESSIAH PM me for fitocracy invite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dheginsea Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 I once met a man named Jesus at a Home Depot. Is this the Messiah returned at last? And i once beat someone named Jesus in a chess game. Does that mean I'm smarter than the messiah? BOW TO THE NEW MESSIAH YES! Now all shall bask in my eternal glory! I once met a man named Jesus at a Home Depot. Is this the Messiah returned at last? And i once beat someone named Jesus in a chess game. Does that mean I'm smarter than the messiah?BOW TO THE NEW MESSIAH Maybe a president who didn't believe our soldiers were going to heaven, might be a little less willing to get them killed. ~ Bill MaherBarrows drops: 2 Karil's Coifs (on double drop day) 92,150th person to 99 defense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 I once met a man named Jesus at a Home Depot. Is this the Messiah returned at last? And i once beat someone named Jesus in a chess game. Does that mean I'm smarter than the messiah? BOW TO THE NEW MESSIAH YES! Now all shall bask in my eternal glory!I don't recall this. And also I'm still upstairs guys, so don't worry. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 The cardinal that chooses his pope name to be Peter is going to be one cocky [bleep]. I just can't see it happening. Last.Fm My Bloggy Proud to have served on Tip.it Crew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atom Smash40 Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 The phrase "Only in America" springs to mind.Mmmmmm ~ 3,072nd to 99 Mining on August 30th, 2009 ~~ 112,084th to 99 Magic on April 16th, 2011 ~~ 131,681st to 99 Crafting on March 29, 2019 ~~ 178,385th to 99 Prayer on April 2, 2019 ~~ 234,921st to 99 Defence on May 9, 2019 ~~ 173,480th to 99 Herblore on June 21, 2019 ~~ 155,160th to 99 Smithing on July 16, 2019 ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaida23 Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Conceding for the sake of argument that God does exist and that Jesus will one day return, what do you really think would happen? If someone all of a sudden started claiming he was the son of God come back to life, would we all bow down in worship or would we send him to counseling and probably have him committed to a mental hospital? Besides, Jesus doesn't need to come back and save us; Sam and Dean Winchester already saved us from the Apocalypse. Check out my blog to read the Adventures of a Big Damn (F2P) Hero. THE place for all free players to connect, hang out and talk about how awesome it is to be F2P. So, Kaida is the real version of every fictional science-badass? That explains a lot, actually... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Conceding for the sake of argument that God does exist and that Jesus will one day return, what do you really think would happen? If someone all of a sudden started claiming he was the son of God come back to life, would we all bow down in worship or would we send him to counseling and probably have him committed to a mental hospital? Besides, Jesus doesn't need to come back and save us; Sam and Dean Winchester already saved us from the Apocalypse.Well Zeus and Odin are supposed to come back as well. And Odin has an entire army behind him when he comes back at the end of the world, Jesus got nothin'. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andufusthebronze Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Conceding for the sake of argument that God does exist and that Jesus will one day return, what do you really think would happen? If someone all of a sudden started claiming he was the son of God come back to life, would we all bow down in worship or would we send him to counseling and probably have him committed to a mental hospital? First off, your signature has the quote "why are you so surprised I came back?" in it, and that made me laugh due to the topic. Secondly, this is actually an interesting question. The most interesting answer, I think anyway, is actually the Muslim answer: that Jesus (who is not the son of God but merely a prophet) will return to the earth upon the eruption of a war between muslims and non-muslims (which arguably, we already have - though it's hard to argue) and that Jesus will fight on behalf of the Muslims, bringing with him a terrible beast to destroy the non-believers. I think that, if Jesus were to really return to this earth without slaughtering us all, he'd have a very difficult time of convincing us it was him. There is a quote somewhere in the bible of him saying 'I am not a show magician' or something similar, so I think he'd refuse to do so and therefore be labelled a "looney". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Conceding for the sake of argument that God does exist and that Jesus will one day return, what do you really think would happen? If someone all of a sudden started claiming he was the son of God come back to life, would we all bow down in worship or would we send him to counseling and probably have him committed to a mental hospital? Besides, Jesus doesn't need to come back and save us; Sam and Dean Winchester already saved us from the Apocalypse.Well Zeus and Odin are supposed to come back as well. And Odin has an entire army behind him when he comes back at the end of the world, Jesus got nothin'.Is this before or after the eventual zombie apocalypse? If a big chunk of Earth's population gets Rapture'd away before the zombies happen, we lose quite a few otherwise capable fighters against them. All I know about the mechanics of Ragnarok comes from Age of Mythology, but if it's anything like that, we're not quite as screwed. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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