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I don’t know if you guys are familiar with St Malachy’s Prophecy. It is a 900 year old prophecy. God gave a vision to a man 900 years ago which listed the names of what would be the next 112 popes until return of Jesus. Pope Benedict is listed as the 111th name on the list. The next name after Pope Benedict is Peter. This prophecy has run with 100% accuracy. Every single name that was listed on the prophecy has come to pass exactly as the prophecy foretold. The first man who was Pope was named Peter, and there has never been one named Peter since. Now the last name on the list is Peter as well. In the Book of Revelation it states that Jesus is the beginning and the end, the first and the last. Jesus was responsible for Peter being the first, and now this prophecy has another Peter listed as the last name. To me that sounds like “the first and the last…the beginning and the end”

Here is a link to Wikipedia which describes the prophecy in case you are unfamiliar with the prophecy:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prophecy_of_the_Popes

I was searching through Youtube to see if there was information on this prophecy, and I came across a video which claims that a man by the name of Peter has been identified on May 8th 2011, who is the final name on the list. If you watch the following video it will tell you about the prophecy:

Maybe that Harold Camping guy who said Judgement Day was going to be on May 21, 2011 was onto something.

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It's not going to happen.

By the way: Matthew 24:36.

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Either Camping was wrong about the 21st or no one got into heaven.

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:wall:

 

Also, I wouldn't be surprised if this is some kind of advertising scheme. I mean, look at the guy's name. stmalachy. :V

 

All this malarkey (no pun intended) just for a few coincedences in a book?

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"But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father."

Mark 13:32

"Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up, and shake off the existing government, and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable - a most sacred right - a right, which we hope and believe, is to liberate the world."

Abraham Lincoln

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Is this a cleverly constructed spambot with a terribly selected target audience? Or a troll? Or a newb with a rather odd choice of a first post?

 

Once we know the answer to this I think Jesus will come.

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^^^^ This

 

Also, isn't there a bible verse warning against, you know, all these fake Jesus people? Also, how the eff do you say Jesus as like a plural word...

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^^^^ This

 

Also, isn't there a bible verse warning against, you know, all these fake Jesus people? Also, how the eff do you say Jesus as like a plural word...

False messiahs?

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i always use the word false prophets

"Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up, and shake off the existing government, and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable - a most sacred right - a right, which we hope and believe, is to liberate the world."

Abraham Lincoln

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That pope name thing is such fail anyway.

It's quiote obviously the Vatican wants to promote thier faith as being correct and subsequently pick popes that match the list to force it to fulfil. If you go back and check many Popes out their "pope name" isn't their birth name.

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That pope name thing is such fail anyway.

It's quiote obviously the Vatican wants to promote thier faith as being correct and subsequently pick popes that match the list to force it to fulfil. If you go back and check many Popes out their "pope name" isn't their birth name.

 

While I'm not trying to defend this guy, the prophecies were mottos that were being connected to popes, the ones that came after the time it was written are sometimes a bit of a stretch, but close enough to be called correct by anyone who would believe in that sort of thing in the first place.

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most "christian" groups don't exactly believe the same thing anyways.

 

 

It would be amusing to lock a Catholic, Baptist, Mormon, Jehovas Witness and someone from the church of god in the same room to discuss theology.

"Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up, and shake off the existing government, and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable - a most sacred right - a right, which we hope and believe, is to liberate the world."

Abraham Lincoln

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I can't believe the number of non-believers on TIF. We'll see who goes to hell very shortly.

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Also, no Jesus didn't come back, because dead people don't come back.

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most "christian" groups don't exactly believe the same thing anyways.

 

 

It would be amusing to lock a Catholic, Baptist, Mormon, Jehovas Witness and someone from the church of god in the same room to discuss theology.

I've seen the like attempted before. The Catholic is the first to give up, while the Protestants tell each other that they're wrong by mostly quoting.

 

These prophecies are so entertaining by the way. If there is a hell, these "prophets" will surely be the ones roasting for exploiting the idiocy of the ignorant.

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most "christian" groups don't exactly believe the same thing anyways.

 

 

It would be amusing to lock a Catholic, Baptist, Mormon, Jehovas Witness and someone from the church of god in the same room to discuss theology.

 

Don't forget an atheist.

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Wow, that's a very interesting prophecy o_O Astoundingly accurate.

 

Authenticity and skepticism

 

Spanish writer father Benito Jerónimo Feijóo wrote in his Teatro Crítico Universal (1724–1739), in an entry called Purported prophecies, that the ones by Saint Malachy's were a shameful forgery, claiming that they were created ad hoc during the 16th century. As a proof, he offers an accurate fact: that the first time the prophecy is mentioned is on a handwritten account by patriarch Alfonso Chacón (a.k.a Alphonsus Ciacconus, 1540–1599) in 1590 (this account would be later published, in 1595, by the abovementioned historian Arnold de Wyon); in this account, Chacón only comments the prophecies until the papacy of Urban VII (whose papacy only lasted September 1590, and was the current pope at the time Chacón wrote the comment). According to Feijóo, Chacón, who held a great intellectual prestige at the time, was lured to comment the prophecies by someone who wanted to help cardinal Girolamo Simoncelli (1522–1605) reach the papacy. By showing them to be accurate till Urban VII, it was expected people to believe the next ones; that way, Girolamo Simoncelli could be easily elected pope, since the prophecy after Urban VII's one tells about a pope Ex antiquitate urbis (from the antiquity of the city), a fact that seems to fit him, who was cardinal of Orvieto (literally "old city", urbs vetus), or at least better than Gregory XIV, who was elected pope after Urban VII. Thus, the forgery would have been useless, since Simoncelli was not elected pope. Jesuit father Claude-François Menestrier also claimed that the prophecies were forged in order to help the papal candidacy of Girolamo Simoncelli, offering similar reasons to those of Feijóo. Spanish historian José Luis Calvo points out that the prophecies seem to be very accurate till Urban VII, fitting perfectly even the antipopes, but that afterwards great efforts have to be made in order to make the prophecies fit their pope. Feijóo's explanation is usually regarded as being the most probable proof of the forgery.

 

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