increase4 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 example: when your mom is cooking shrimp and you call her a noob. try to make it funny. another example is when you go to laser tag and say should i go to the zamorak or guthix portal. have fun! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kwimbob Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Tons of these have been posted..... My favorite, however, is (although not created by me, not sure who to give credit though): When you chop down a tree and get confused when it doesn't respawn in about 10 seconds. Combat 116+; Total 1900+; All Hard Tasks; (Nearly) All quest points; (Nearly) All skills 60+; An aquatic moose ninja.Currently: Using 63 hunter to get some of those "Chins", then I'm going to range stuff down. Interruptions of agility when I feel like it, as well.And lucky enough to get 4 Dragon and 6 Barrow Drops.[hide]Kwimbob now looks exactly like me in real life except for hair color. Yes, this means I look exactly like the protagonist of that certain anime that my second character, Faye_V is also named after. Yes, I bought a jacket that also looks like his. No in real life I don't have a slain bear to sling over my shoulders. Yes, I'm that skinny even if I no-life it for years in basements. No, I can't shoot a gun. Yes, I can win any other strategic video game you have never played - because I probably have, ahahaha. And yes, I also have brown eyes, yet one of my eyes looks different from the other. And yes, I'm completely oblivious to the [real] world around me as I constantly engineer new solutions to daily problems in my head. When I get hungry, all that isn't food can wait. When I'm sleepy - nothing is of any priority in front of sleep. But at any other time, I never slow down. Never give up. Never Surrender. Makes for a good life.[hide]YOU'RE GONNA CARRY THAT WEIGHT.- See You, Space Cowboy.[/hide][/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_one27 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 ok i think i have a good one. you pickpocket a gaurd and when he tries to arrest you you tell him he is just supposed to stun you for 3 seconds Click here for my PK training blogClick here for a FREE registry cleaner, it did me a world of good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brjo555 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 when someone comes at you with a steel dagger and you say " hah you cant even equip that yet" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicolae2099 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 When you get angry at the bank tellers for not letting you withdraw food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_one27 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 you kill someone and you say "ok now respawn so you will be at full health" Click here for my PK training blogClick here for a FREE registry cleaner, it did me a world of good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freshwacka Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 When you stab someone with a bronze longsword and say that should've barely hurt. 99 Crafting Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myweponsg00d Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 When you dream about Runescape. Need assistance in any of these skills? PM me in game, my private chat is always ON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peronix Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 When you dream about Runescape. All it takes is one long day of playtime for that to happen, my friend :wink: Ok, I think I have one: You go to some kid's birthday party and you steal all of the party hats and wonder why nobody will buy them for millions of dollars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chessmastuh Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 When you hand the teller a "Bank note", and get mad because he won't accept it. Or when you're getting beaten up in the locker room and protect from melee just isn't working. Maybe I need to recharge? Stunning signature created by the one and only My Boggy. Just like Columbus he gets murderous on purpose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cocacolabottle Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 ROFL THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO DAMN HARD :lol: :lol: 99 Slayer since August 2007. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicolae2099 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 About a year ago, I collected some small stones and drew on them with a marker. I'm a runecrafter IRL...HAH! I'm just afraid to use them cause it took me a while to draw out the fire just right. Also, I'm currently trying to figure out the combination of runes with laws so I can tele to Disneyland. Once I've figured it out I'll let you guys know k? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanford Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 You run into a church yelling "Prayer noobs!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peronix Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 You run into a church yelling "Prayer noobs!!!" I wish I had thought of that one... it was really, really funny :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWIKK89 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 when you actually call someone a noob when they can't do something right Sorry for the off-topicness, but is that the god for Pastafarians? I've heard so much about these cultists/teenagers/people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indizle Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 You kill someone in the woods. When the police arrive you respond "you noobs he was in wildy". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knight4 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Me and my friends made up a bunch a these(I forgot alot of them though): When you try to eat a shark in one bite When you think burying bones takes 3 seconds. When you go killing stuff for runes. When you think you can cast spells with stones that have pictures on them Visit ODC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hazardmaster Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 When you try to find the dwarven mine to buy a rune pickaxe. When you try to enter a building but they won't yet you in, even though you're wearing a brown apron. When you yell out "WHOOT LVL 76 I CAN FISH FOR SHARKS!" at the docks. When you bring home no firewood, you father asks you "Where's the firewood?" and you reply "An ent damaged it." When you hurl an iron throwing knife at an obese person mistaken for an ogre. When you try to grow a nightshade in your backyard. When you ask your mom for 300k so you can buy cannonballs to get lvl 99 ranged. When you try to use a safespot while you range dust devils in a smokey dungeon down in the Sahara. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smavey Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 When you dream about Runescape. All it takes is one long day of playtime for that to happen, my friend :wink: Ok, I think I have one: You go to some kid's birthday party and you steal all of the party hats and wonder why nobody will buy them for millions of dollars. Neggative :P I usually only play 1 hour a day and there was a time i had like an rs dream a night :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: (I thought about it in my spare time wayyyy too much :oops: :oops: :oops: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knight4 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 When you try to bake a cake in 2 seconds When you mine a rock and think it'll respawn in a minute. When you think one lump of iron ore and 2 lumps of coal ore make steel (it dosen't make any sense, coal is basically carbon, but steel is like low-carbon iron, so why would iron, smelted with carbon [how do you melt coal anyway] make a steel bar? :? ) Visit ODC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsmith3 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 when you start looking for a leprechaun in yor vegetable garden when you wonder why your fish and chips dont cook in a second when you wonder why you dont get any money when u pickpocet random people down the street. when you some shark but it dosnt heal your brocken leg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saberlion Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 When you think one lump of iron ore and 2 lumps of coal ore make steel (it dosen't make any sense, coal is basically carbon, but steel is like low-carbon iron, so why would iron, smelted with carbon [how do you melt coal anyway] make a steel bar? :? ) Dont want to be a buzz kill, but the coal is to "heat up the rock" to make it purer Anyway Youve been playing runescape too long when you try to fit 28 plate armors into your backpack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssenmodnar Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 you try to goad your cat into fighting rats you try toe spear a shark with your hands you cook rat meat thinking its just as good as any other kind you jump into a volcano looking for a lava cape you start imitating mimes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets_3ekout Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 when you wonder how people got sucha high strengh level to knock you out in one shot with there fists, and wonder why they didn't say p00ned u n33b. A Draconic Guide V1.4, Fimer - Multi-Timer Farming Timer V3.Dragon Boots: 39|Abyssal Whips: 16|Dark Bows: 1| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jessy87 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 You run into a church yelling "Prayer noobs!!!" that made my eyes water lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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