trunksrs Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 you see really weak quite people fishing sharks, and having problems opening doors, so you throw soccer balls at them Look, if your mom still drops you off at school, you ain't gangsta, pull up your damn pants!3 down, 7 to go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genome Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 When you try to bake a cake in 2 seconds When you mine a rock and think it'll respawn in a minute. When you think one lump of iron ore and 2 lumps of coal ore make steel (it dosen't make any sense, coal is basically carbon, but steel is like low-carbon iron, so why would iron, smelted with carbon [how do you melt coal anyway] make a steel bar? :? ) actually to make steel in real life you use coking coal, which is a form of coal. Iron ore and limestone. then use all three in a blast furnace and out comes a steel bar 8| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangermouse Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 You know your addicted to Runescape when you start playing intravenously :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drift_In_Blood Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 when you actually call someone a noob when they can't do something right I've done it millions of times... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets_3ekout Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 lol.. guess you play to much :lol: A Draconic Guide V1.4, Fimer - Multi-Timer Farming Timer V3.Dragon Boots: 39|Abyssal Whips: 16|Dark Bows: 1| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXru1n3dXx Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 You run into a church yelling "Prayer noobs!!!" Rofl :lol: RS Stats | BF2 Stats | ARSCV | LastFM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noobremote Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 When you try to find the dwarven mine to buy a rune pickaxe. When you try to enter a building but they won't yet you in, even though you're wearing a brown apron. When you yell out "WHOOT LVL 76 I CAN FISH FOR SHARKS!" at the docks. When you bring home no firewood, you father asks you "Where's the firewood?" and you reply "An ent damaged it." When you hurl an iron throwing knife at an obese person mistaken for an ogre. When you try to grow a nightshade in your backyard. When you ask your mom for 300k so you can buy cannonballs to get lvl 99 ranged. When you try to use a safespot while you range dust devils in a smokey dungeon down in the Sahara. he said funny ones not lame ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jessy87 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 When you try to find the dwarven mine to buy a rune pickaxe. When you try to enter a building but they won't yet you in, even though you're wearing a brown apron. When you yell out "WHOOT LVL 76 I CAN FISH FOR SHARKS!" at the docks. When you bring home no firewood, you father asks you "Where's the firewood?" and you reply "An ent damaged it." When you hurl an iron throwing knife at an obese person mistaken for an ogre. When you try to grow a nightshade in your backyard. When you ask your mom for 300k so you can buy cannonballs to get lvl 99 ranged. When you try to use a safespot while you range dust devils in a smokey dungeon down in the Sahara. he said funny ones not lame ones hahahahhahahaha, those were awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
player_72985 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 when you start using icepacks to kill lizards when you start killing lots of people saying its a slayer assignment when you actually try to make fishing pots when you wonder why when you kill a bear it doesnt diappear and drop fur and bones when you start swearing and expect a filter to block it There are 10 types of people in the world:-Those who understand Binary-Those who dont Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gizmo2k3 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Tons of these have been posted..... My favorite, however, is (although not created by me, not sure who to give credit though): When you chop down a tree and get confused when it doesn't respawn in about 10 seconds. lmfao, just started reading this post and am cracking up atm over this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh_soldier Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 when you kill the queen of england and hope for a dragon chain :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sebbeberg Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 when you kill the queen of england and hope for a dragon chain :lol: yeah, she and KQ are the same, and they? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepdean Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 when you actually call someone a noob when they can't do something right yup, i do that irl. alot. did it to a teacher, then when they asked wat it meant and i tried 2 explain, go a detention :( Back by popular demand!And I guess I just wanted to tell you, as the light starts to fade, that you aree the reason, that I am not afraid, and I guess I just wanted to mention, as the heavens will fall, that we will be together soon if we will be anything at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trunksrs Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 you spend time making jokes about being addicted to runescape. Look, if your mom still drops you off at school, you ain't gangsta, pull up your damn pants!3 down, 7 to go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gizmo2k3 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 lol tough luck, bet she thoguht you meant the othe kind of noob 8) 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpvols Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 You run into a church yelling "Prayer noobs!!!" i love that :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riptide Mage Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 when you actually call someone a noob when they can't do something right yup, i do that irl. alot. did it to a teacher, then when they asked wat it meant and i tried 2 explain, go a detention :( how about when a teacher calls you a noob? -when you are arrested for trying to sell unidentified herbs on the street -when you ask why the sky isnt black all the time -when you ask for a newcomers map when you arrive in a new country -when you wonder why you cant eat a lobster in one bite, and why the shell is there -when you wonder why the guy you knocked a load of rocks on still isn't moving -when you look for a damage splash when you punch someone -when you try to buy bows and arrows at a real lowes -when you steal all the neighbors' pumpkins and try to sell them for a few million on ebay -when you are amazed by the fact that you can actually go into water You make it sound like running through a few level 87 monsters is hard which it really shouldn't be at your level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edvrmn Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 I have huge backyard. So I didnt see my son there and then he comes in behind me and i ask "where were you?" he answers " Oh, I was in the level 45 backyard" :lol: rs member Nov '02awesome siggy by Alduron aka The Pup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormveritas Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 - If you accept a picture of what you want to buy, with a little number under it for hard cash. - You see a cat in a pet store, thinking yeah, I'd kick you to the curb for 100 deaths... - Every time you see a picture of a chicken, you think about how many feathers you could get from him. - You go to Burger King, see their stack of paper hats, and assume them the richest people on earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
problmchild Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 when you pick up a leaf from outside and mix it in water with some chocloate dust and wonder why those bullys can still catch you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo_A_Cerec Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 You set a barn on fire, and then when the fire service arrive, go 'w00t 99 fm! Haha n00bs!' You try to sell a spinach roll, you scammer... You throw your 'rune-stones' at people, and expect them to turn into a wind bolt. You claim hax on anyone who scores against you in any sport. When you didn't win the 100m, you claimed you were lagging You wonder why you ended up with a lacerated throat after eating a whole swordfish. You get someone to stab you, because you've got lost and want a free trip home You call anyone a n00b, or use 1337 in real life (guilty... :roll: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsmith3 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 when u go 2 a christmas party and some1 offer u a party cracker u quickly snatch it off them and run all the way 2 ur local market and try 2 sell for $90 mill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purefighta23 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 if u cant justify rs and realife u have serious mental issues. There 2 different things and in no way alike. sharks will never heal "health" there are no strength potions. You dont respawn when u die. Every post like this pisses me off. You know u need a life when u post this. :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riptide Mage Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 I think steroids and Red Bull might qualify as strength potions, or atleast energy potions. You make it sound like running through a few level 87 monsters is hard which it really shouldn't be at your level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiePerfect Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 When you use 'range level' as an icebreaker :lol: . eddieperfect - (Unjustly) Banned 06.06eddieperfekt - Created 05.11.06 Prankster_King - "ItÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s just click after click after click." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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