dgd1788 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 when you think that burger king hats are the shizat when you tell your mom i'll be back, she asks you where you're going you say "to the book store" she says do you need a ride, you say, no don't worry I have enough laws for both trips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgd1788 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 - Thought that you would get killed by other people for living in northern canada LOL that has got to be the funniest I have seen yet!!! I actually get the joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgd1788 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 You run into a church yelling "Prayer noobs!!!" lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingkong118 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 When you try selling a party hat for 100 million pounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12bigo12 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 when you buy a santa hat for 2 bucks and then run in the middle of new york saying selling santa hat 4 mill! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leesters Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 when you start taking cabbages from a farm, running off yelling, "Kah Bah Gee!" Okay, thats the second "Kah Bah Gee" reference for caggabe, so I'm missing something. I am disturbed that I don't know what you guys are talking about. Where does this "Kah Bah Gee" reference come from? A circus in Runescape?? Oh my. REMEMBER RUNESCAPE KARMA! Be a nice player, and nice things will come back to you.I'm back, add me if you deleted me. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socc Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 when you start taking cabbages from a farm, running off yelling, "Kah Bah Gee!" Okay, thats the second "Kah Bah Gee" reference for caggabe, so I'm missing something. I am disturbed that I don't know what you guys are talking about. Where does this "Kah Bah Gee" reference come from? ok there the Order of cabbage, its their like catch phrase kinda..... lol Socc | 99 Magic | 95/99 Range | 99 Defence | 99 Hitpoints | 96/99 Summoning |Join SODB for some monster Slayin! | Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leesters Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Okaaaaaaaay, so that explains the OoC thing, too. Order of cabbages? Lol! Thats just.... weird. You know you're addicted to rs when.... ....you worship cabbage. lol lol lol A circus in Runescape?? Oh my. REMEMBER RUNESCAPE KARMA! Be a nice player, and nice things will come back to you.I'm back, add me if you deleted me. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socc Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Okaaaaaaaay, so that explains the OoC thing, too. Order of cabbages? Lol! Thats just.... weird. You know you're addicted to rs when.... ....you worship cabbage. lol lol lol I agree lol Socc | 99 Magic | 95/99 Range | 99 Defence | 99 Hitpoints | 96/99 Summoning |Join SODB for some monster Slayin! | Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12bigo12 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 you try to light a log and hope itll burn in 1 sec. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwrm22 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 trying to store some trouts at a (real) bank... buy all santa hats at the shop when its the day befor xmas for 5$ each and try to sell for 5000000$ at xmas... put a apple tree seed in to the ground, and wonder why its not a full tree after 28 hours... try selling stuff back at the shop... wondering why you cant walk with 28 steel bodys in your back pack... "buying school tele runes" trying to eat 28 swordys without getting sick... trying to drink 50 beer without getting drunk... trying to kill a knight with bare hands... wondering why you dont respawn when you are death... wondering why you dont get a kill massage when you killed the precident... i can make thousands more, but its getting boring after 10... ^^ click my sig for my lesser ranging guide ^^jwrm22: 4816th > 99 cooking 100% f2p !1172 total! + 140mil in items.i dont play anymore... i think rs is ruined Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElPuchino Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 This is by far one of the best topics ive seen around Tip.It :) Laughed really loud irl from some of jokes :) Just sad a LOT of people kept reapting lots of times the so called "jokes" that werent even funny at first :roll: Puchino ~ 123 Combat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daver Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 when your noob account has full mime :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maveritchell Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 when you start taking cabbages from a farm, running off yelling, "Kah Bah Gee!" Okay, thats the second "Kah Bah Gee" reference for caggabe, so I'm missing something. I am disturbed that I don't know what you guys are talking about. Where does this "Kah Bah Gee" reference come from? Ca-bba-ge. Dig? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinesy77 Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 when you introduce yourself by your runescape ID - particularly bad at work :wink: ------------------------------------------------- Runescape ID: Mordendravid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwrm22 Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 when your noob account has full mime :shock: my lvl 3 (iron) and my lvl 76... ive a new 1: when you trying to get on bus... connection lost... ^^ click my sig for my lesser ranging guide ^^jwrm22: 4816th > 99 cooking 100% f2p !1172 total! + 140mil in items.i dont play anymore... i think rs is ruined Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x_bow80 Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 u run in to ur back yard a see ur some people comming u start running after them. they run away and u yell to them "telli noobs!!!!" :D 99 Pics - Range, Defence, HP, Attack, Magic, Strength, Cooking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinovUSA Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 when you keep coming back when you were supposte to quit, i finaly managed to quit :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inuyasha0770 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Not sure if anyone else posted it but... I do not take credit for these... - Your grandpa dies, and you ask your parents "What'd he drop?" - You get into a fight, and you yell out how much you hit each time you hit him. - You witnessed a murder, the police came down and asked you what happened, you say "Oh, some Pkers came down here and just totally pwnt this noob." - You pick up a penny and you wait for it to resapwn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kill_Thomas9 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 when you actually call someone a noob when they can't do something right I've done it millions of times... after school today i had to put away the dictionaries after 7th period and my friend said "hah! u nub!!" i started cracking up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coalsbud Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 when you actually call someone a noob when they can't do something right yup, i do that irl. alot. did it to a teacher, then when they asked wat it meant and i tried 2 explain, go a detention :( how about when a teacher calls you a noob? -when you are arrested for trying to sell unidentified herbs on the street -when you ask why the sky isnt black all the time -when you ask for a newcomers map when you arrive in a new country -when you wonder why you cant eat a lobster in one bite, and why the shell is there -when you wonder why the guy you knocked a load of rocks on still isn't moving -when you look for a damage splash when you punch someone -when you try to buy bows and arrows at a real lowes -when you steal all the neighbors' pumpkins and try to sell them for a few million on ebay -when you are amazed by the fact that you can actually go into water lol, unidentified herbs, drugs, lol when u read these forums wen u click on ppl to find their combat lvl when u try to make a axe with just a bar of metal and no wood wen u start drinkin beer to make u hit higher wen u take steroids thinking they r str pots wen ppl talk about pot(marajuana) and u think they r talking about potions wen u start using rs terms in real life wen u try to do the emotes(i hurt myself tryin to do joyjump) wen u get members wen u start hacking ur best friend wen u try to do agility stuff(tightrope, [bleep]es, darts) wen ur friend does something, and u say, ur lvl 1 something(he trips, lol, ur lvl 1 agility) (he throws paper at u and misses, haha, ur lvl 1 range) wen u pretend to to rs stuff in real life as entertainment(cut tree down) wen...cant think of ne more When you write like this on a school paper :roll: :lol: i have to agree its really just for nubs who don't use protectionnow thats funnyMy borrows blog!http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=603406&highlight= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hazardmaster Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 When nobody will buy items at your garage sale you attempt to High Alchemy them all. When you are caught doing drugs by the cops you say to them "I'm jsut practicing my herblore skill." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicfung3 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Or when you're getting beaten up in the locker room and protect from melee just isn't working. Maybe I need to recharge? :lol: :lol: Thats my favorite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiteboy1102 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 when ur writing a school paper and u replace the word please with plz ^^i kno its stupid but id 2 am lol saying noob and lol irl....guilty as charged :P :lol: And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets_3ekout Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 when your buying a easter egg from a child, write him a check of a few million dollars, then say "actualy, nah", then turn around lower the price on the card and say "actualy i'l buy one". when he sellls you a egg for half a million, you shout out "haha scammed, just try n report my name haha noob" then try and teleport away, realise yo cant and start shouting "buying one law 1k" in the middle of a shopping center. when you start threating people you'l report them if they dont give you their santa hats. when your watching wrestling and start screaming out "P00NED NOOB" at the wrestler that was beaten when you walk into safeway and see some beef, and start complaining there selling noob food that doesnt heal enough. when you start standing at the very shore of a beach hiting the water with a stick hopeing a huge shark will pop out. when you start trying to cook a shark in around 1.5seconds on a small ordinary stove. when you start asking a guy who sells rocks with pictures on them to "teleport" you to a place where you can mine rocks and use them on a temple to make a picture apear on them. i could go on but i dont really feel like it :| A Draconic Guide V1.4, Fimer - Multi-Timer Farming Timer V3.Dragon Boots: 39|Abyssal Whips: 16|Dark Bows: 1| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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