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If you were the perfect version of yourself, what skills/talents would you possess? The perfect bodybuilder body? The ability to speak French? Perfect academics? Maximum charm for the ladies?

 

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I wish I were better at learning languages. I suck at it :( Other than that, I'm pretty happy with who I am and what skills I have.


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No laser eyes? Lame.

 

I'd just hope for motivation to get stuff done, and that I could do it well.


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I refuse the rules of the topic and say, being able to see on distance without glasses. Also to be fluent in German and compete as a strongman.


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Et comme personne ne viendra me réclamer

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I refuse the rules of the topic and say, being able to see on distance without glasses.

 

There is actually such a thing as laser surgery which you can have performed to remove the need to wear glasses, so in a way, that's possible in today's world.

 

I wouldn't procrastinate at all. I feel like it's kinda ruining my life that I keep on delaying everything to the last minute. I also would somehow enjoy studying.

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I refuse the rules of the topic and say, being able to see on distance without glasses.

 

There is actually such a thing as laser surgery which you can have performed to remove the need to wear glasses, so in a way, that's possible in today's world.

 

I wouldn't procrastinate at all. I feel like it's kinda ruining my life that I keep on delaying everything to the last minute. I also would somehow enjoy studying.

Yes yes, i know. But this was the perfect version =)


J'adore aussi le sexe et les snuff movies

Je trouve que ce sont des purs moments de vie

Je ne me reconnais plus dans les gens

Je suis juste un cas désespérant

Et comme personne ne viendra me réclamer

Je terminerai comme un objet retrouvé

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If I was perfect I would do anything. If I was perfect, describing my perfection would be like counting grains of sand on the beach.

 

I am not perfect.


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Things I could actually do with some effort: Speak fluent German, have a better grip on Calculus, more upper body strength.

Things that would require other intervention: not have to wear glasses/be horribly nearsighted, no allergies, no diabetes.

 

Yeah I'm pretty cool with me right now, it's just kind of silly stuff that I'd like to change.

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I wish I were better at learning languages. I suck at it :(

This, totally. I feel like such a dumb American for only knowing English.


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I'm content with who I am, but there's always room for fanstasy.

 

I'd be a rich superstar hockey player (Amazing athletic ability, hot body inferred)

I'd have graduated from Harvard with an engineering degree so I'd have something to fall back on after my hall of fame career (Superb academics)

I'd have the perfect charm (Impeccable communications ability)

I'd be an Asian with a black man's "third leg" (LOL.)


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10 posts in and someone makes a large penis reference. Tif, never failing to be immature since 01.

 

I'd want to improve my concentration and cut down on procrastination.


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I wish I were better at learning languages. I suck at it :(

 

This. I wish I could speak proper French, I can hold a basic conversation with a French person but I end up out of my depth very quickly because I struggled with it at school. Other than that, and having more confidence I'm pretty happy with the way I turned out so far.


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I'd wish to get over a good amount of things. As well as to not hate society as much. That's about it.


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Laser eyes.


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Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.

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I refuse the rules of the topic and say, being able to see on distance without glasses.

 

There is actually such a thing as laser surgery which you can have performed to remove the need to wear glasses, so in a way, that's possible in today's world.

 

I wouldn't procrastinate at all. I feel like it's kinda ruining my life that I keep on delaying everything to the last minute. I also would somehow enjoy studying.

 

 

The laser surgery usually forces you to use reading glasses instead.

 

 

I wouldn't be lazy. And I could keep doing one thing for a while. And moar confidence with wimminz. Scary wimminz :cry:


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Have a Russian accent and be at least a foot taller.

Hell yeah.


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I would be about the same, but I would be able to draw and sing. Those are probably the things I want to be able to do most, but can't, and can't really learn.

 

I mean, I could technically learn how to draw, but it's really frustrating. I can't stand putting hours upon hours of work into something that looks crappy compared to someone else's work that they put half the time into.


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I'd have mastered double corkscrews, box cutters, cheat 720's and hyperhooks. Frikkin stress fracture.

 

Other than that I'm perfect enough.


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Looks like this topic is about stuff you want to be able to do but

are too lazy to learn.

 

"Oh I wanna know other languages" well geez dude just go learn them "but iz so hard"

obviously it's hard English is one of the easiest you're used to be lazy.

 

"I have wanna a perfect bod" then go train and stop eating like a pig.

 

"Oh lulz I wanna have 100% in all my tests" just study.

 

You should only wish to change things that you were BORN with, such as height, eye colour, genetics, etc. Anything else is just being a lazy [wagon] that wants recognition without having to work for it.

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I guess I am too lazy to acquire a Russian accent. I'm not so sure on being a foot taller though...


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I want to be taller. I'm about 6 feet tall right now, 6"4 is my goal. I'd like to learn french better, which I'm working on. I've been in an extended french program for 5 years now, and am continuing for another 3 years. I'm also trying to learn to flat-ground front flip, and front 360 on a trampoline. Learning a third language would be cool too, if I can ever get around to it.

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Looks like this topic is about stuff you want to be able to do but are too lazy to learn.

 

"Oh I wanna know other languages" well geez dude just go learn them "but iz so hard"

obviously it's hard English is one of the easiest you're used to be lazy.

 

"I have wanna a perfect bod" then go train and stop eating like a pig.

 

"Oh lulz I wanna have 100% in all my tests" just study.

 

You should only wish to change things that you were BORN with, such as height, eye colour, genetics, etc. Anything else is just being a lazy [wagon] that wants recognition without having to work for it.

English is one of the harder languages to learn as a second language, simply because it does a nice job of not following it's own rules.

 

I wouldn't say I'm used to being lazy, especially when it comes to learning a language. I've taken three years of high school French. If you're around me too much, you'll hear me just break out into the language just to practice. I play video games in French if it's not too centered on story line. But yet, I still wish I were better at it. Mon francais est tres terrible, vraiment, et je deteste ca.

 

Believe it or not, it takes more than "go train and stop eating like a pig." to have a "'perfect bod'" It's not unreasonable to want one, or to want to have the motivation to get one. Who are you to judge?

 

Studying isn't enough for a lot of people. My best friend fails tests, whole classes even, while I pass with ease, despite the fact that I just [bleep] around 90% of the time and he studies his ass off. "Just study" isn't particularly good advice.

 

Besides, you're very much born with abilities and predispositions. I was born with an ability to do math, but no ability to draw. So, why can't I wish for that ability? Why can't I want that ability.

 

tl;dr: I fed the troll.


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Languages would be pretty awesome, some people are so damn good at picking them easily, I am not one of those people. Probably athletic ability is somewish I wish I had a bit more of, would be pretty awesome to be able to play international cricket :thumbup:


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I want to be taller. I'm about 6 feet tall right now, 6"4 is my goal. I'd like to learn french better, which I'm working on. I've been in an extended french program for 5 years now, and am continuing for another 3 years. I'm also trying to learn to flat-ground front flip, and front 360 on a trampoline. Learning a third language would be cool too, if I can ever get around to it.

 

About 30 minutes after this post, I landed a front 360 on my trampoline. :D

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