Sir_Squab Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 It has come to my attention that there is a serious problem on this forum. This problem pertains to a member known only as "Kimberly" and more specifically her associate "Mr. Kitterson" who has, up until this point, has been seen but not named. [spoiler=A picture of Mr. Kitterson] This "Mr. Kitterson" has been seen over a variety of places in the forum, giving the indication of being a baker by wearing a bakers hat and kneading dough. I have come to tell you that this is a lie. It has come to my attention that, despite posing as one of tipits best bakers, he was unwilling to bake the Cake of Jas. While this alone is not a crime, upon further interrogation it was revealed that Mr. Kitterson has never proceeded past the kneading dough stage of baking! I imagine you must feel the same horror as I upon finding out that, despite posing as a cute kitten-chef, he is actually a fraud. Although I do not hold power over the law of tipit, I cannot stand silent in this matter. I feel it is my duty that we, as tipit, either make sure Mr. Kitterson learns how to bake or... I do not want to think these dark thoughts, but nor can we leave this crime unpunished. I suggest we give Mr. Kitterson and his associate Kimberly an ultimatum; either Mr. Kitterson learns how to bake or they shall feast upon our wrath. Thank you. That is all. 2 Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them meBuying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupineThe only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it. Poignant Purple to Lokie's Ravishing Red and Alg's Brilliant Blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obfuscator Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Oh my, this is a revelation isn't it. :o "It's not a rest for me, it's a rest for the weights." - Dom Mazzetti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K4ylan Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 It has come to my attention that Squab does not think as well as I thought he did. ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lose No Hope Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 I agree completely with OP. [hide]unbinding green's kidneys for ltk's heartdo you farm guam like me sir ltk[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vezon Dash Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 Maybe the Cake of Jas needs to have its dough kneaded for years before it can properly be baked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 Your interpretation is all wrong, for you see, Mr.Kitterson is not a baker but an artist. The perpetual kneading of the dough isn't due to inability, but it is instead representative of the constant toil of the lower class that is required to sustain America and can even be extrapolated to represent the world on a whole. The fact that Mr.Kitterson never actually bakes anything is because the lower class aren't the ones who get to benefit from the fruits of their labor, no, they will never get to enjoy the delicious baked goods that are made. They simply knead. Nothing more, nothing less. [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sees_all1 Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 What is this, I don't even 99 dungeoneering achieved, thanks to everyone that celebrated with me! ♪♪ Don't interrupt me as I struggle to complete this thoughtHave some respect for someone more forgetful than yourself ♪♪♪♪ And I'm not doneAnd I won't be till my head falls off ♪♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaaps1 Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 We demand you instruct your kitten further in the culinary arts ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrGreens Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 I thought kimberley would have taught kitterson better fyi, ladies dig the talonsHot man of the Trickster Pirates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obfuscator Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 Your interpretation is all wrong, for you see, Mr.Kitterson is not a baker but an artist. The perpetual kneading of the dough isn't due to inability, but it is instead representative of the constant toil of the lower class that is required to sustain America and can even be extrapolated to represent the world on a whole. The fact that Mr.Kitterson never actually bakes anything is because the lower class aren't the ones who get to benefit from the fruits of their labor, no, they will never get to enjoy the delicious baked goods that are made. They simply knead. Nothing more, nothing less.An excellent and accurate view of the situation. "It's not a rest for me, it's a rest for the weights." - Dom Mazzetti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vezon Dash Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 Your interpretation is all wrong, for you see, Mr.Kitterson is not a baker but an artist. The perpetual kneading of the dough isn't due to inability, but it is instead representative of the constant toil of the lower class that is required to sustain America and can even be extrapolated to represent the world on a whole. The fact that Mr.Kitterson never actually bakes anything is because the lower class aren't the ones who get to benefit from the fruits of their labor, no, they will never get to enjoy the delicious baked goods that are made. They simply knead. Nothing more, nothing less. My mind is blown. It all makes sense though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy_jim Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 okay, thanks RIP Michaelangelopolousu can control my tip it account, but youll never control how fine i am!This is by FAR my favorite song: I love N_odie and would never edit his posts! I love Rainy_Day too <3 And also Cowman_133. <33 Oh, and Laikrob is a going to hunt me down and kill me like a pest kangaroo if I reveal how awesome she is. I owe tripsis skittles. DarkDude feels like he's missing out. This is my siggy! - n_odie Rainy_Day MINE! - n_odie Rainy_Day And meol shouldn't feel left out. Oh, and Y_Guy is a noob awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaaps1 Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 Ahem. We of the International Harpie Court of Law will hereby be pressing charges against the defendant, "Mr. Kitterson". We charge the defendant with First-Degree Murder, Arson, Felony Murder, Negligent Homicide, Assault and Battery, Identity Theft, Grand Larceny, and Vandalism. The following is an explanation of the charges we believe the defendant is guilty of. The defendant was witnessed and has confessed to the bodily harm of a select few members of the Tip.It Forums Community. The following is an account of the actions. Upon repeated requests to create a pastry known as the "Cake of Jas", Mr Kitterson was found to not possess the skills to perform said requests. In his disappointment and fury, Mr Kitterson vowed to not only acquire said skills, but to seek revenge on his innocent "tormentors". Thus, Mr Kitterson imposed his presence on a high-ranking official in the Tip.It Forums Community, a certain Ms. Kimberly. After assuming, or rather, controlling, the identity of the victim, the defendant sought out the previous artisans who have created the Cake of Jas. It is known that upon finding said creator, Mr Kitterson was placed in an apprenticeship program so he may learn the fine culinary arts. Under this program, Mr Kitterson was placed in charge of one oven and two assistants. Mr Kitterson, however, had more vile plots than education. He instructed one of his assistants to take a can of "cleaning oil", or rather, a fabricated Molotov Cocktail, and use it to clean his oven. This created an explosion in which the oven and the assistant were destroyed. The explosion was also large enough to distract the Creator, giving the defendant his window of opportunity. Mr Kitterson proceeded to burn the Creator's bakery to the ground, but not before stealing the Creator's personal Cake of Jas. In the fire, the Creator and remaining assistant were killed. The defendant proceeded to return to his own domicile and examine the stolen Cake of Jas. After touching it, Mr Kitterson felt a surge of reckless power and culinary genius. He sneaked into the property of Sir Squab, Knight of the Harpie Republic and reknowned for this intellect and Thinking Abilities. Clearly, Mr Kitterson believed Squab to be the source of all his troubles. While Squab was sleeping, Mr Kitterson attacked Squab with his powers from the Cake of Jas, and using his newly learned cooking abilities (level 120), gruesomely baked Squab into the Cake of Jas. The following is the defendant's confession to the above accusations. Read it carefully. Many bothans died to bring us this information. Thereby, we, the prosecution, charge the defendant of all the above charges, restated below. First-Degree Murder, Arson, Felony Murder, Negligent Homicide, Assault and Battery, Identity Theft, Grand Larceny, Vandalism This is a heartfelt appeal from those who knew and loved Squab, the Creator, Kimberly, and all those affected by the defendant's treachery. We hope the Court will carry out justice in this case. You, members of the Tip.It Forums Community, are all cordially invited to show your support in this trial. Simply visit my blog, linked below in my signature, and post, voicing your concerns over this renegade of the law who is still permitted to assume the identity of poor Ms. Kimberly, may she rest in peace. ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 Well, he just has to knead that dough for a long time. After all, he's making one tough cookie. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrGreens Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 how does the jury find the defendant? fyi, ladies dig the talonsHot man of the Trickster Pirates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lose No Hope Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 Please support an end to this madness:http://forum.tip.it/topic/298366-its-super-effective/page__st__3360 [hide]unbinding green's kidneys for ltk's heartdo you farm guam like me sir ltk[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squire_of_Squab Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 I am here to avenge my master's death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaaps1 Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 pass ur Judgment [pun] New evidence: said evidence was derived from the defense attorney's profile page ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiny Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 don't even care, bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squire_of_Squab Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 I demand that the Cake of Jas be handed to me, so that I may eat it and my master may be re-born. I demand that the great powers of tipit rollback Mr. Kitterson's 120 cooking. I demand that Mr. Kitterson either enroll in a cooking class or have some sort of notice so that Mr. Kitterson does not appear as a fraudulent baker. That is my judgment. Failure to comply with this will result in me unleashing my powers on tipit; an demonstration of these powers is found in my signature. Good day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Gabe Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 General discussion just invaded OT, and the answer is questionable. Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpgGamer Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 I...am bewildered. Certainly i've missed something Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squire_of_Squab Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 I...am bewildered. Certainly i've missed something This is relevant: http://forum.tip.it/topic/302504-citadel-tree-stone-of-jas/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lose No Hope Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 General discussion just invaded OT, and the answer is questionable.It's actually blogscape and rs media. [hide]unbinding green's kidneys for ltk's heartdo you farm guam like me sir ltk[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 What's that? Something about cats? Alrighty then. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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