Blakey89 Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 today i had someone tell me they were staff and had a report that i scammed a rune kite and rune scimy from another player. :roll: they funny thing is, is that the only kite and scimmy i bought was from a friend and that was ages ago. whats the worst scam attempt someone has tried on you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donutjunkie Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 noobzor:i can polish your items, me: really? noobzor yes, just give them to me and i will polish them with my chizel me: okay, ill be right back, wait for me here i finally quit runescape to play world of warcraft. i play on frostmourne, alliancecheck out my threadhttp://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=479665&highlight= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blakey89 Posted January 24, 2006 Author Share Posted January 24, 2006 rofl, thats worse than the 'armor trimming' scam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daruina Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 A noob came up to me while I was strolling past the Pheonix gang and said "Giv mi fre muni end i wil dubel it" So I said "Die!" and began whacking him with my rubber chicken. He actually believed that I was hurting him so he started walking away, and then after about 10 seconds he found the run button. I heard him say in the distance "Help my". This really cracked me up so I kept whacking him. Even though I was walking and he was running, he still couldn't get away from me. The whole chase lasted several minutes from Varrock to Rimmington, when he logged. I will never forget that. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarfie76 Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 I had one today offer to turn addy armour into rune armour for me. I said I didn't have any, and he told me to go buy some and bring it to him... I left and he messaged me asking if I had the addy armour yet. So I told him that yes, I did have it, and the person who sold it to me had shown me how to turn it in to rune. Whipped the rune plate out of the bank and went back to where he was waiting and showed it to him. "How'd you do that?" he asked. "I thought you said you could already do it?" I answered. "There are lots of ways, you show me how you did it." He said. "OK, you need to use Zammy wine on it." I told him. So off we went up to the monks and he goes to grab the wine... I'm holding the door shut and the inevitable happens. I grab his stuff (junk, gave it to a newbie) and pmed him with "Thankyou for being a contestant on 'Scam the Scammer'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkKid325 Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 the worst scam is... nothing lol being taken into wildy and being Pwn3d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candymann16 Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 lol heard this 'note your items for free' lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blakey89 Posted January 24, 2006 Author Share Posted January 24, 2006 this isnt a scam buts it's still funny. give me all your rune armor or ill report you. i get that at least once a day. :roll: its gives the person a free trip to my ignore list. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willyhenriksen Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 A guy said six of the rocks in mining guild was given to him by jagex and he was staff, then i said "congrats you're reported for impersonating" him: woops, forgot that rule... R.I.P. Shiva and Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unrealist Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 "Drop the item pres alt-f4 and pick it up." I pretended to fall for that once, and when i logged back in, the guy started yelling: WTF!!! You gave me a F**king TINDERBOX?!?!?!?!?!??!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos_Reborn Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 those scamming attempts aren't that stupid. You guys just haven't seen the REAL deal: http://runeholic.topcities.com/sidebars ... ammer.html :P Visit my Runescape comedy website, based on in-game screenshots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsar Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 noob: jagex blocks your password, here look ******* me: really? ok, ************* noob: f u noob logs out There are also these armor trimming scams, false dying/hacking dramas (for example: "plz i died in wild. big red demon killd me. can i hav free stuff plz plz"). And these all make up the... ...fun moments in busy Varrock streets :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razzzzzza Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 lol well i remember one guy messaged me saying Jgex Staf:" ive seen you've been woodcutting alot" Me: yup how do you know Jgex Staf:" im jagex staff" Me: why your name all weird then Jgex Staf: " someone already took Jagex Staff" Me: ok what you getting at Jgex Staf: " I would like to reward you long efforts at wood cutting" Me: woooot 81 wc (lol i got 81 wc and have a screeny of this) Jgex Staf: " ok nice, give me your pass i would like to reward you" Me: with what? Jgex Staf: "free membership and a santa hat just give me your password" Me: BLOCKED AND REPORTED lol that guy new i woodcutted cause i made the first ever pure diary on here, then it got copied then they got banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
novakk Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 My friend got a PM in game from some guy who's name almost looked like "Jagex" but it was misspelled. He said that I had won a prize for being the "one millionth account" on Runescape and that if I gave him my Password and Username he would load my account with rare items. That's what I call "insta-report!" :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBC3 Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 A noob came up to me while I was strolling past the Pheonix gang and said "Giv mi fre muni end i wil dubel it" So I said "Die!" and began whacking him with my rubber chicken. He actually believed that I was hurting him so he started walking away, and then after about 10 seconds he found the run button. I heard him say in the distance "Help my". This really cracked me up so I kept whacking him. Even though I was walking and he was running, he still couldn't get away from me. The whole chase lasted several minutes from Varrock to Rimmington, when he logged. I will never forget that. :lol: :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :shock: :lol: 4000000657th to 99 cookin555555406th to 99 flethcin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meol Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Last time I got something along the lines: "I'm Jagex staff, give me your pass because you were reported, or we'll ban you" I actually played with him, told him my password was "klapauc1us" (everyone falls for that), and then report them and add them to ignore, but without telling them I did so. Then, if they get banned, they won't drop trade any valuable item to another account, but instead they'd lose all of it. This signature is intentionally left blank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
computerwiz77 Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 ive had a guy named something like runepatrol say him:hi i need your password to c if u have the items reported stolen. me:ok lets meet up to talk him:im not in game im talking through a intercome me:on a computer? him:just tell me the pass me:report & ig nore this was the same day that when u log in it sayed p-mods will never ask u for ur password Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
me_poulin Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 noobzor:i can polish your items, me: really? noobzor yes, just give them to me and i will polish them with my chizel me: okay, ill be right back, wait for me here That made me laugh :wink: Once in a life time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KCHughes Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 I don't know how I would survive without the rubber chicken...just too dang fun! the russians are the best! Hands down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rune_Abuser Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Ages ago like 70 comb in f2p I was pmed my someone named Rs Admit(jumble of numbers) saying give me my pass because I won a contest... I knew he was lying because I never win anything :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blakey89 Posted January 25, 2006 Author Share Posted January 25, 2006 that scammer story on that site was funny. anyone else have funny times when someone tried to scam them? i love to laugh. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_Gromit Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 I had someone come up to me, and offer to give me a full free year of membership if I gave them my password. I reported them instantly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hazardmaster Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 This is one of the ost funna ones. I was selling my full zammy to this guy for 2.9m. I click accept when it is 2.9m. Then he changes it to 29k and then HE accepts. When he changed it my accept was cancelled. SO basically it was him offering me 29k for full zammy and I hadn't even accepted :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dilts36 Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 lol. its even better when people are like... can you trim my arrmor... Bwhaha, ive never scammed anyone but still thats so funny when people say that. people even say that on P2P.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daruina Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 I just remembered another time. I was mining in the mining guild and I recieved a PM from this guy with a name like E0n(lots of numbers). It read "Hello sir, I am a player moderator. Jagex has assigned me to ask you if you would like to become one too." I replied telling him no thanks, obviously knowing he was a scammer. He was probably one of those noobs that saw my red h'ween mask and wanted it. Then he begged me in PM's for ages pleading me to become a player mod which annoyed the hell out of me so I said "Ok where are you?" He told me that he was invisible because he was a player mod, but I found him hiding around those trees east of the mining guild. He tried to run away too it was so funny. When I caught up he pretended that he became visible so we could talk. So we did and he went through all the free stuff, free membership and all the 'special powers' that you get for being a player mod, such as free phats and armour delivered to your bank every month. He just needed my pass so he could register me. I told him a fake one and he logged just about as soon as I said it. When he came back he was like, tell me the real pass or i'll ban you. I noticed that he was wearing a set of rune. "Give me that rune and i'll tell you my pass for sure!" I said, he replied "Wow ok." Stupidly, he thought he wouldn't lose a thing because he was getting my pass. Wrong. After he found out that it was the wrong pass he begged and begged for my pass. He ended up giving me even more rune stuff, totaling about 400k worth altogether. This guy was so thick I felt sorry for him, but kept his stuff because he was a scamming noob. This isn't a made up story either, it's all true and very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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