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Hire a crack team of financial consultants and make them watch as I pissed it all away on useless things.

 

Also somebody who would travel the world confiscating fedoras from anyone who isn't Humphrey Bogart


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Let's see here:

 

  1. Pay off my debt for school, and the dept of my parents only.
  2. Buy a euphonium and get it personlized for me.
  3. Buy a nice car, nothing super expensive of course. Max I would spend would be like $60k.
  4. Buy a nice apartment in a city. I don;t know which city yet, but I plan on not getting married, so I don't need a house.
  5. Take a portion of the money and use it so I could go back to school if I wanted to. Maybe like $120k just in case.
  6. Donate some money to my local high school and the uni I am in now.
  7. Take the rest, put it in the bank and live the rest of my life out how I want to. A director of bands at a university.


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Invest it!

 

Too boring; I'd probably buy this car, which I read about in IEEE. It's a 458 Italia, and from what I can tell, I could snag one for 500k.

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With the rest of my money, I would buy a nice house and work on a kick-ass home theater and gaming rig. :ugeek:


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Have a trip aroound the world, with remaining money buy a villa somewhere WARM and at the SEA, spend some on all sorts of drinks \:D/ , get me a car, preferably something comfortable and LARGE, since I am large myself, and remaining spend in some stocks.


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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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Brilliant ideas here so far...

 

I'd really spend it all on food over a long period of time while backpacking around the world.

 

If it was a billion dollars... Or I had to spend the million on something ridiculous:

 

I would start off by getting a fast tye-dye car of some sort and then drive down a busy street throwing money into the air just to watch people have a go at it.

Then I would rent out all the empty space in the Sears Tower and invite a whole ton of people to play a massive game of multi-floor capture the flag (The first two not feasible for the million probably). Then I would get another car where instead of metal, all the body was made of clear fiberglass or something transparent so it would look awesome. Then I'd travel ... Plus I wouldn't really change the way I eat, I'd just eat more! Anyone else changing their diets because of their newfound riches?

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Pay off student debt, get a decent apartment, buy myself the best computer I possibly could, and put most of it in a savings account.


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Heli or cat skiing in BC!

 

(skip to 13:25)

 

Or skiing in Japan

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7Aaew1NSzc

(skip to 3:15)

(tbh, was never really interested in Japan, but this video blows my mind. It's one of the most breathtaking, beautiful videos I've ever seen, and everytime I see it I feel so dreamy and wanna go out there to ski sooooooooo badly).

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I'm honestly surprised that no one has suggested hookers and blow, even sarcastically. Does that not even register as an option?

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I'm honestly surprised that no one has suggested hookers and blow, even sarcastically. Does that not even register as an option?

There are better ways to waste a fortune, mostly the ones that don't end in diseases or jail time.

 

:twss:

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Invest it until I get out of the army, then travel with my girlfriend for as long as we liked.

 

When that becomes boring i'd set up my own private security company and invest the rest into my girlfriends craft business and work for a living like a productive member of society.

 

Until that got boring, then who knows.


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I'd buy a shrubbery.

 

and then another one, and place them slightly from each other, so that they form a nice little path......

 

To be frank, put it onn the bank, consider the intrest extra income and proceed as normal. Depending on fiscal regulations, maybe decrease the mortgage on my house, or buy a bigger one.


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It's a custom here to buy your relatives (usually close ones like your parents) a lavish meal after a windfall, so I guess I'd do that first.

After that I guess I would build a nice computer to replace the aging one I've been upgrading (which will eventually backfire). And after that? I'm not sure.

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Pay for my education

Buy a simple house

Buy a nice, simple car

Buy an extravagant audio set-up, with very fancy headphones, amplifier, speakers, turntable, etc.

Buy tons and tons of records

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