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I'll bet you use that trick to seduce women.

 

Personally my useless talents include:

-Whistling and humming simultaneously

-Reciting Lucky's Speech from Waiting for Godot by memory

-Cutting a deck with one hand

 

Nothing too interesting, unfortunately.


The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

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I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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I'll bet you use that trick to seduce women.

 

 

 

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-Cutting a deck with one hand

I can do that too. I thought it was cool it after I saw Data do it in an episode of Star Trek:TNG (yes, I'm that big of a nerd :P). I spent a week practicing it constantly until I had blisters on the sides of my fingers from it. But now my kids think it's the coolest thing ever when I do it, so it was all worth it. :grin:


 

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I can do this. Except I'm better at it than this guy.

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I can do the humming and whistling thing. I also talk while breathing in if I want to do a creepy deep voice, or just weird people out.

 

Oh, and I can do the Vulcan sign with both hands :lol:

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Does whistling while breathing in count?

I can:

Whistle while humming

Make my neck disappear

Bite my own toenails (I don't show this off)

Move my eyes independantly.

Make water drop noises with my mouth

Make other noises like "slapping flesh" with my mouth

Say the alphabet backwards faster than I can say it forward .

 

I have a bit too much time on my hands.


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change my voice and even accent. though the accent one takes a day to trick my mind into keep speaking it.

bend my thumb backwards

make my eyebrows do the mexican wave. (as in manipulate all 6 muscles to make a full wave). Just glad I don't have a monobrow otherwise it'd be just downright creepy.


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Hey, I can do the Vulcan sign with both hands, as well!

 

I can fit my entire fist in my mouth. This really impressed my friends in elementary school but once we hit puberty it just lead to gay jokes.

I can also make it under a limbo bar that's at knee height. I'm actually kind of proud of that one as I've beaten kids who were half my height at limbo due to it.


The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]

I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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Once I drank a pitcher of goat's blood and now I can see how people will die

 

Also I can twerk it pretty good


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Does whistling while breathing in count?

 

That's the only way I can whistle :P

 

 

I can move the tendons off my knuckles. More so on my right hand than my left.

 

I can also purr.

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Once I drank a pitcher of goat's blood and now I can see how people will die

 

Also I can twerk it pretty good

 

Crying.

 

 

I can touch my nose with my tongue..and underneath my chin.

I have a lazy eye (can look around with one of my eyes while the other is stationary).

I can do the weird/creepy breathing in voice.

I can copy dolphine and elephant noises.

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I can do that eye thing too but not with a lot of control.


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Balisong tricks/moves (most of them at least)

Zippo gas bubble trick, among others

Picking anything that's on floor with my feet, as in, throwing something on floor to my hands using my feet, usually do this with car/house keys

Can burp whenever I want and pretty much talk while burping indefinitely

Standing up without hands using my back to jump (don't even know if this has a name), altho that was granted from hapkido (among some weapon usage) so I guess it's not an actual "trick"


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I can lift heavy objects

My left thumb is double jointed

I can consume an entire large pizza in a single sitting and I'm not a big person

I'm also a lady killer


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^^^Same on the double-jointed left thumb.

 

Also, over the summer I started twirling the bat out of boredom. Over time it got easier and smoother, and now I do it all the time because the shifting weight is somehow comforting. Not much, but meh.


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^^^Same on the double-jointed left thumb.

 

Also, over the summer I started twirling the bat out of boredom. Over time it got easier and smoother, and now I do it all the time because the shifting weight is somehow comforting. Not much, but meh.

 

Please post video of it accidentally going through a window.

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^Liar.

 

I have very flexible arms/shoulders and most people have trouble have trouble making me feel pain with an arm lock (I need to be pushed a lot further than most).


The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]

I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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That's obviously CGI.

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The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]

I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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I have a hyper extension of my right arm which is pretty cool, i can make my arm floppy at will!


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I can crack my index and middle fingers over and over by pulling them into the position you would have them in when you make a fist or grab something. It's pretty nifty in itself, but by grabbing my ear and cracking my fingers in that position, it gives the illusion that I'm cracking my ear somehow. It's fun to do in quiet, public areas when someone's looking in your general direction.

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