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You're playing VR and go to start flying in game and end up jumping out the window


My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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You won't. Make of that what you will


My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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Very wholesome ❤️

Burned alive. To death.


My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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Guillotine


My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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Drowning


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I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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Deciding to travel to Italy tomorrow, you have a great vacation seeing all the landmarks while people are locked down. You even meet some friendly Italians who show you around and offer you some amazing food. Travelling back home you have a window seat on the plane and due to some weird turbulence a goose gets blown through the window, hitting you and killing you.

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You also decide to travel to Italy tomorrow. Sadly, you bring with you the first case of CORVID-19 to Italy, and the moment the border patrol person sees you're sick, they shoot you


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I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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While attempting to create a cure for COVID-19 you accidentally post too much info on the forum. Some alphabet agency sees this info and accidently kills you while raiding your lab thinking you created the virus to begin with

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You eat some thumbtacks


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Wrapped up like a mummy by hoodlums bent on wasting TP

(Speaking of, oh god, I am almost out of TP, what if I can't buy more ;-;)


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I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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You get desperate for food, but can't find any, so you eat the cans.


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I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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You canned some food, but it goes bad and you eat it and get sick and die


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I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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Dang, what a terrible way to go.

Auto-erotic asphyxiation


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I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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Larry King hunts you for sport


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I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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