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How will zee person above you die?

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Bonez899 fell from a high place trying to escape Tesset


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You realize you've wasted your life doing nothing of consequence, and can't stand to go on.


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Sorry. That was a bit too far. I didn't mean anything personal towards you, just coming up with a death, but yeah, I crossed a line there.

You poop so much you die of no water XD XD XD DX XD :D:D:D:D


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You buy a cannon, and it explodes after 1000 hours of use


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80 years? P good

 

You travel a bit too far north and freeze


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Bit too middle and you're crushed by pressure


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Fall into the sun, which is honestly pretty impressive, that's hard to do


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The most dangerous game


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Butterfly migration


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You get into one of those fights in martial arts movies where you're both standing on top of a series of thin poles and punching at each other while precariously balancing over a pit of spikes, but you mess up and fall in the pit.


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Playing minecraft earth. You fill in the gaps


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Putting your elbows on the table at a dinner with an authoritarian president.


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You die on the front lines of the revolution. It's okay, we go on to end capitalism, and the world is better for it.


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