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both a) and B)

 

 

 

after making 1k coal and deciding to sell it, you withdraw the coal along with full rune. when the chicken kills you, you lose the 1k coal

 

it then hits you that u are traped on an elavtor, which makes things worse

 

 

 

you:

 

a) scream because there is no hope

 

B) push the button that says above it, "Press in case of emergency"


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Neither. As you go to push the button the evil chicken appears and kills you. You teleport to

 

 

 

 

 

A) To an elevator in Lumbridge

 

 

 

B)To an elevator in an elevator


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[a] an elevator in lumbridge

 

 

 

you then hear the voice of the very familiar hans and you either

 

 

 

 

 

[a] tel him to get bob at the axe store a chop the door off

 

tell him youve come to kill very one in the castle


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B) you just hang around and listen as noob crowd around the elevator asking questions

 

 

 

 

 

you either

 

 

 

a)attempt to explain

 

B) curse them all


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i created a p2p account and raised it to lvl 70 att with no def or str and bought a whip.... what an acheivment in 3 hours!!!!!!! you then log out for the night and when you wake up and try to get online you have been hacked!!!

 

 

 

what do you do

 

 

 

[a] order pizza with that phone on the wall, cause your really hungry

 

message jagex that you have been hacked


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[a]

 

 

 

you order the pizza and beat the pizza guy so you dont have to pay

 

 

 

you

 

 

 

a) take a dump on the pizza and say i didnt order sausage

 

 

 

B) calmly pay the man and asks if he will forgive your rudeness


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a) you take a dump on the pizza and say you didnt order sausage

 

 

 

he punches you in the face but he gets pushed in the elevator with you

 

 

 

do you

 

 

 

a) eat him and become a canable

 

b)work together

 

or c) fight to the death


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A

 

 

 

A few hours after eating the Pizza guy you realise he was out-of-date... you vioently spew on the pizza (still in its box)

 

 

 

You:

 

A) Eat the remainder on he pizza guy

 

B) Call the pizza place and say you didn't order a chunky meat supreme (sp?)


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B) after calling the pizza place they sent a pizza guy to give you cheese pizza

 

 

 

he opens the elevator door to see a half eatin pizza guy laying on the floor while a you are hovering over the body.

 

 

 

he runs in fright dropping the pizza

 

 

 

do you

 

a) continue eating the body

 

B) grab the pizza

 

or c) go to sleep and wait for it to all blow over


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a) and B) you suff the pizza inside the body and eat both at the same time

 

 

 

now what

 

 

 

a)make cranks calls

 

 

 

b)make a call to help get you out


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you make the classic refrigerator prank call

 

the police blow up the elevator and kills you

 

 

 

your soul floats up into the land of broken elavators

 

do u

 

a) return to normal

 

B) stay broken elevator land


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B)

 

 

 

As you go through the broken elevators, you manage to get enough pieces to fix an elevator

 

 

 

Do you:

 

 

 

A) decide to fix it

 

B) not fix it

 

c)build the elevator but send it up without you in it


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I build the elevator and send it up without me because there might be impatient buisness CEOs that need to get home to their wives. Now do you

 

a) climb up the elevator chute

 

B) climb down the elevator chute

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B)

 

You try to climb down the elevator chute but as you do you see an oversized bug the size of a pie dish trying to bite your legs off.

 

You:

 

a) scream for mommy and go back

 

B) decide you didn't need legs much anyway

 

 

 

 

 

(OT: Sorry for being ignorant, but what is the refrigerator prank call?)


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(OT: Sorry for being ignorant, but what is the refrigerator prank call?)

 

 

 

 

 

the refridgerator prank is you call them and you say

 

 

 

you:Hello, is your refridgerator running

 

person:yes

 

you:Well you'd better go catch it! *hang up phone*


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Thanks, riku3220. Hahaha, that's pretty funny actually >__<

 

 

 

a) You decide to go to the local butcher and get a cow leg instead of your real one which got eaten by the bug.

 

But in the mean time you're gonna pay back the nasty bug. So you will:

 

a) Eat it alive

 

B) Sing to it


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a

 

he accepts the challenge, but he ends up rappin to runescape music(which has no beat to it) especcially silent(the one at varrock west bank post 888 if u heard it)

 

 

 

what happens then?

 

 

 

[a] he gets his @$$ kicked to elevator heaven and ends up in 1

 

he wraps a half nelson around the bug's neck and does a body slam on him, then beats the living hell out of him(wwe!!!)


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d) all of the above.

 

 

 

The bug turns out to be crunchy and squishy at the same time. The control panel, on the other hand, turns out to be really really metallic and really really hard. So hard that it breaks all of your teeth. You remember that you're supposed to fall asleep, but all that eating makes you more awake than ever. You...

 

 

 

a) Fall alseep anyway

 

B) Spaz out


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you spaz out due the fact your allergic to bugs and you end up ringing area 51 on the 'strange that wasn't there before' emergency phone

 

 

 

you either:

 

 

 

a)tell them where you are so they can experiment on you

 

b)do the refrigerator prank


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