Noobs say the funniest things!

[Slayer_Jesse]

Got this image from the ScapeBoard years ago :P

 

Lol. Classic.

 

I'm the noob in this one, hah.

 

Some guy in new Christmas robes and d hally:

I am the grim reaper! Fear me!

 

Me: Grim was black!

Racist.

 

The guy: Oh um I am the racist grim reaper!

 

I lol'd.

[VelvetEmber]

129-130-53-59536560

havent been on tif in a while so, what do all these numbers mean, and what do i do with them? ._.

[Shovelmeface]

129-130-53-59536560

havent been on tif in a while so, what do all these numbers mean, and what do i do with them? ._.

 

Quickfind code on the RSOF (Runscape Official Forum)

[VelvetEmber]

129-130-53-59536560

havent been on tif in a while so, what do all these numbers mean, and what do i do with them? ._.

 

Quickfind code on the RSOF (Runscape Official Forum)

thank you kind sir. :)

[WoodenFruit]

So I look up at the screen and this is what I see staring right back at me.

 

 

 

 

Welcome back Snuggylove :thumbsup:

 

And oh I left Mike's cc because I had to go into Lady H's cc to tell tif'ers all about Snuggylove's return.

[TTanT]

So I look up at the screen and this is what I see staring right back at me.

 

 

 

 

Welcome back Snuggylove :thumbsup:

 

And oh I left Mike's cc because I had to go into Lady H's cc to tell tif'ers all about Snuggylove's return.

 

Then no-one is safe.

[Psycho_Robot]

So I look up at the screen and this is what I see staring right back at me.

 

 

 

 

Welcome back Snuggylove :thumbsup:

 

And oh I left Mike's cc because I had to go into Lady H's cc to tell tif'ers all about Snuggylove's return.

Except those with private chat on friends, or snuggylove on their ignore list

[Wugmasterx]

Isvpc (my pure) was just accused of being a bot. She told me that she reported me, i asked why, she said i was a bot, i said what makes you say that, and she said that i didn't give her my dragen kitesheeld (yes, she actually spelled it that way). I told her that they didn't exist, and she said they were a reward for completing "Zanrok reterns part II (she is terrible at spelling) :blink:

 

There are four main things that are wrong with that:

#1. We were on a F2P world, and we were both F2P

#2. There is no such thing as a dragon kiteshield

#3. How would that make me a bot?

#4. Zamorak Returns II isn't a quest (yet?)

[Donkeykong23]

Snuggy isn't even a good troll. <_<

[Warrior_B666]

Snuggy attacked me today and claimed that her? sister was kidnapped by some organization that I didn't even know existed and that they demanded 80000000000000 gp for her release. I simply didn't reply and then she threatened to sexually assault (to put it in nicer terms) me. <_< Couldn't screenie because I was using my friend's laptop.

[Levon_]

Isvpc (my pure) was just accused of being a bot. She told me that she reported me, i asked why, she said i was a bot, i said what makes you say that, and she said that i didn't give her my dragen kitesheeld (yes, she actually spelled it that way). I told her that they didn't exist, and she said they were a reward for completing "Zanrok reterns part II (she is terrible at spelling) :blink:

 

There are four main things that are wrong with that:

#1. We were on a F2P world, and we were both F2P

#2. There is no such thing as a dragon kiteshield

#3. How would that make me a bot?

#4. Zamorak Returns II isn't a quest (yet?)

 

It's called a troll/bored person. Also quite amusing to do similar things when your bored..

[foursideking]

lol...i go into a f2p world wearing full ghostly during that xmas event...lv90 noob comes up to me:

 

lv90: hey dood, selling ur shade robes?

me: huh?, do you mean the robes i'm wearing

lv90: yes, those are shade robes, i looked them up online, I'll give you 5k for them all

me: ???...these are ghostly robes, and they're untradable

lv90: reported for item spamming unless you give me those shade robes

me: huh?

lv90: reported for offensive language unless you give me those *swear word* robes now

me: I'm going to add you to iggy....

 

the level90 continues to swear while following me for 5mins, and got something interesting from him a few days ago

 

lv90 on a different acc: thanks nuuuuuub, you're reporting got my account banned nuuuuuuub!

[Da_Latios]

lol...i go into a f2p world wearing full ghostly during that xmas event...lv90 noob comes up to me:

 

lv90: hey dood, selling ur shade robes?

me: huh?, do you mean the robes i'm wearing

lv90: yes, those are shade robes, i looked them up online, I'll give you 5k for them all

me: ???...these are ghostly robes, and they're untradable

lv90: reported for item spamming unless you give me those shade robes

me: huh?

lv90: reported for offensive language unless you give me those *swear word* robes now

me: I'm going to add you to iggy....

 

the level90 continues to swear while following me for 5mins, and got something interesting from him a few days ago

 

lv90 on a different acc: thanks nuuuuuub, you're reporting got my account banned nuuuuuuub!

...

I'm not even going to bother saying it.

[Woofkittens]

38-39-184-60092116

AMG ITS BILLEH MAYS!!111! 7 RUN FOUR YOUR LIEFZ!

[AnthonyWL]

SONNOVAAAAAAA!

 

I got Snuggyloved the other day. I thought it was some weirdo :blink:

 

They kept saying stuff like (not accurate as i can't remember perfectly but you get the gist):

Snuggy: Wheres my money?

Me: Who are you?

Snuggy: Im your pi-mp haha!

Snuggy: I work around

Me: Oookaaay.. Well im gonna ignore you now this is getting weird. o.O

 

Some more was said but.. Eh.. I didn't remember who it was fast enough and i just ignore listed them :( D'OH! :wall:

 

Sly bastrd.. :mellow: I just kinda wish i didn't come down on them like that and remembered who it was.. :roll: Oh well

[Assume Nothing]

Hmmm, I was on irc and seen this linked alot

 

RSOF – By Monsieur Egg – Title “OMFG WTF!!!!???”

Qfc : 129-130-881-60082913

 

EDIT - Forgot last few hundred words >.<

 

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okay so i was at green dragons today and there was this noob level 138 and he put up a cannon and i'm liek wtf? he's a level 138 who comes to green dragons wtih a CANNON? what a noob unless he's really poor irl or ingame cuz why would he be at green drags? so i told him to get a life and he said smd, so i said nice life noob, no-lifing nerd and he just ignored me... he didn't care what i said, i actually think he was a bot.. so anyways i hopped world and there was this level 65 with a iron c'bow trying to kill these dragons and he was hitting 4's everytime, i think jagex should make it that you have to be 80+ to go to green dragons, after a while of green dragons i went to wc some ivy, but there was like 15 ppl there?? wtf?? most of them we're botters/afkers and it took them 1 minute to react to the ivy that's already chopped... so i got really mad and started screaming irl and my neighbor called me and said "stfu noob i'm botting on rs" so i'm like "wtff"???? I called the police and they came and i said "ban him he's botting" they left and said smd, so after that i went to hunt some red chins but of course there's level 3 noobs botting there, so i just ignored them and kept hunting, but it got so annoying they got every chin and they weren't even on they're computer! probably making out on a counter in the kitchen and saying "i love botting" so after that i went fishing and the fishing spots change so fast! it's unbelievable how they change so quickly, i think jaggyflax should fix that so we can get 99 fish easier, and after i got 3 fishing i went to fm a little at the grand exhanne and of course they'res 10 million noobs advertising for they're shty merch clans... oh yeah i hate merch clans too... so i tried to go into this merch clan and said "SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!" but i couldn't talk in the clans , i think jaagflex should make you can always talk in merch clans cuz its annoying... i hate it soooo much when they do that... so yeah i think that jaggyflax should make it that everyone can talk in merch clans cuz its always a scam and i think that people should be able to say "SMD YOU DUMB MERCH CLANS" but no... jaggyflax's great idea on making that.. gratz to you jaggyflax.. anyways i started fming and these DUMB FRICKEN NOOBS started stealing my spot and i went crazy and starting spassing out on them and they got mad and went and told their mom.. she got mad and starting telling me off... so i hopped worlds and people started calling me fat cuz i was fming.. i was like wtf.. you have a fm cape dumb noob and he just said "lol" and he walked away.. i think jaggyflax should ban those dumb noobs who say sht like that... makes no sense and it wastes people's time with their stupid dumb horrific jibber-jabber, so after fming i went to green dragons once again and these noobs had cannons, i was like "wtf noob get that cannon out of here" ofcourse they just said "no, get ur own monkeyballs" and i'm like wtf? noobs gotta stfu and l2own like me.. go to gwd or something if you wanna be a cheap [wagon], dumb noobs who are always jerking people off.. i hate them.. i just want to ban them all... so after green dragons i went to soul wars and my computer froze so bad because of the dumb autoer noobs my computer almost crashed.. i hate autoers they make your computer freeze, so after awhile i put my public chat off and i went to play, but JAGEX HAD TO MAKE THAT STUPID GOD DANG ACTIVITY it just doesn't make soul wars enjoyable as much, and i have to struggle just to get it up coz these dumb level 133's are crowding up the centre of the arena owning noobs with their ags' and bgs' and dfs and 3rd age and their "other good stuff" and i keep getting owned by these dumb barragers, they are overpowered, btw jaggflax nerf them, magic is WAY OVERPOWERED you have to nerf it so people can play fairly and not complain on what jaggyflax does.. oh yeah and they'res too many noobs who just sit there and band-aid peopleanyways i think that jaggyflax should make it that only 80+ can go into soul wars cuz its just not as fair when 1 team is stacked with 130+ and 1 with 10-, amirite? so after i went soul wars i went to stealing creation, and these noobs starting barraging me and hitting constant 26's on me, and i got REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY mad and then this noob with a DAGGER started to own me and i got really mad again, so i went and got a dagger and wanted to crush his pixel bones but of course he runs into the fog bank, it gets me so mad when ppl chicken out like that, dumb noobs who can't handle danger, it sickens me, so after i did about 3-4 games i got an sc hatchet and started to cut ivy, LIKE OM**BBQSAUCE I GET FRICKEN 662 XP PER IVY! good lord thats alot, i think jaggyflax should nerf sc hatchets or ivy.. they are wayyyyyyyyyyy too powerful, like i could get 99 wc in a day if i had permanent sc hatchets, its unacceptable jaagyflax, i don't think you should have added ivy, its just another easy nerfed skill that everyone has a 99 in, even though i'm going for 99 wc, but who cares what i'm doing atm, i'm ranting about this and it gets me mad when i see level 3's walking around with 99 wc, they either bots or no-lifers, amirite? anyways after that i went to mine and these DUMB FRIGGEN NOOBS STARTED TAKING MY ORE and i got mad, so i said "gtfo plz" and they laughed and said "no" and they purposely started taking my ore! like just cuz i have crappy mining and they have like 98 doesn't mean they can be a ch00b and be a bch at the same time, i think jaggyflax should ban those ppl that feast on peoples discomfert, it sickens me tbh, like when level 138 no-lifers take your green dragons, but i'm talking about mining, and he wouldn't leave me alone, but i finally hopped worlds and it was all good for me, until this level 99 miner purposely started to annoy me by taking all my ores, i'm like "wtf noob gtfo u already have 99 mine, go away" and he didn't do anything.. OMFGso after when i finally left from that noob 99 miner, i decided to go to to lumbridge on world 1, and of course they're we're internet ******* trying to get a gf and bf, but we all know that those girls are guys irl trying to get PHREE STOOF PLOX from they're bfs. so i was just minding my own business and this noob level 12 comes up to me and says "Hiya there babe, wanna go upstairs" and i'm like wtf? get these piece of trash off of me, and i'm like "guy irl" and s/he's like no.. lets go upstairs sugarmuffin, so i ignored it and it finally went away, and along came this "GUY" and he said "hey man, lets be 'gay" so i screamed irl and my neighbors called me again and said "stfu nub, i'm trying to get a gf on rs" so i went over to his house and broke in while he was on the bathroom and he was still logged in so i checked his account and these noobs we're messaging him saying "hey baby, where's our date" so i immediatly left and he caught me and he barraged me with his zezima acc, and i left and went back home, so i logged on and the same guy came up to me and asked me to be 'gay. so i hopped to world 3 and not awhole lot of people we're dating, but still a few, and this level 26 with steel asked me to be her bf, and i logged and flew to jaggyflax hq out in europe and complained that these noobs we're trying to have cyber-***** with me, and i told them the name of my account, time that it happened and world and after a few minutes MMG said "GOT'CHA NUB!" so i took a baseball bat and smashed his head... i flew back home and i was shocked to see that my neighbor had been arrested for cyber-********* noob. so i went to cook at catherby and there was like 10 people all at once getting 99 cook, i was like "wtf? is cooking that easy" so i then flew to jaggyflax's hq and complained about cooking, and they said it was VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY skill, but they didn't care, I was like "whatever, let 10m people get 99 cooking, dumb fat noobs, MAKE IT HARDER..... so after that i went to kill moss giants and i nearly died because of the stupid lag but no jagex won't update anything anymore because yeah i almost died but after awhile i did die with my mithril dagger steel kiteshield dragon med helm granite platebody and granite legs i was soo mad, so when i went to lumbridge i started to walk around and i found this "manhole" i was LOL'ING SO HARD, Manhole, i thought it was girlhole :LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, so i met this guy in lumbridge swamp and he said "hey bud, come ovah here and i'll give ya the best crack we got" so i ran but he kept on follwing me and i got really scared and i found tehnobshow shooting a video and zezima was there and i sht my pants(btw thanks zezima, these we're my good rs jeans) so i found out that i was on video and i panicked and said "ZEZIMA WAS CONSTIPATED ON THE TOILET AND SAID LAGG" so he started to chase me with his partyhats and all that good stuff and i was scared again so i went to lumbridge basement and i found this knife, i kept thinking to myself "should i?" so i said yes and i went out to zezima and said "c'mon noob" and i cut him up :s, gertjaars then came and said "noooooooo" so i left and felt realllyyyyyyyyyyyyy bad that i just owned zezima, but on the good side it was all on tape and tehnoobshow is going to be putting it on youtube very shortly, after that i went to the cowfield(i heard that cowhides are raising in prices) and i started to kill cows, but along comes this vegetarian and says "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T KILL THE COWS!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE A SLAUGHTERER!!!!!! I HATE YOU!@@@ KILL SOMETHING ELSE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!" so i felt kinda bad and i think that jaggyflax should remove the slaughter of cows because not everyone is a meatitarian like the noobs at Wendy's, so yeah jaggyflax should definately remove the slaughter of cows and put in pigs or something... nobody likes pigs because of TEH SWINE FLU, dumb pigs, ROAR!!!!!!!! as i was saying cows should not be in rs, anyways after that i went to wc some more with my sc hatchets and this noob had a slayer cape... i was like uhhh... how'd you get that? you a no-lifer like that zezima dood? he simply ignored me and i'm like "oh god not another bot..." so he must of been a bot, i mean 99 slayer and he doesn't talk? wow, pretty sad, so along comes this noob with 99 farming and i said "hi there" and he said "gtfo noob or i'm reporting you for harrassement, go be michael jackson kid and start you know.. doing them..." so i crapped my pants really quick and i BLAME IT ON JAGGYFLAX for letting these dumb 9 year olds into the game, and because of them i crapped 2 of my best pairs of jeans today..**** to all of you noobs, i hate you, but anyways, 2 million experience later i went runecraft, because mine kinda sucks, i wanted to make some air runes, so i teleported to falador and when i got to the old temple i tried to enter and i COULDN'T??????? WTH??? so i asked some noob and he said "idk" of course... the population of runescape has let me down again... so i asked gertjaars as he was walking by, and i asked him but he responded "stfu noob you killed zezima" so i asked tehnoobshow, and he said "well, jaggyflax moved it to varrock, and once again i crapped my pants(gf jaggyflax)so i walked to varrock and i was like "WTF, WHY THE HELL DID JAGGYFLAX MOVE IT WITHOUT TELLING ANYONE???" O M G, jaggyflax never does anything right, so once again i flew to europe and i complained to MMG(with his broken face) and said "why didn't you tell anyone about this update?" he responded "noob****, hahahahahahhahaahhaha" so i then broke his leg, his other leg and one arm, i flew back home and was so mad that i threw my computer out the window, i JUST SIMPLY LOST IT, so i went to futureshop and bought a new computer, hooked it up and logged on and started runecrafting, until i got to 20 runecrafting, then i ran out of rune essence and i went to buy more from the ge... but of course i couldn't without being harrasssed by some low-level noob begging for money and he was like "give me stuf nub" and i said stfu so he just kept following me and it got all weird because people were talknig about me and thought i was 'gay and it hurt my feelings, i seriously think jagex should take out the "FOLLOW" like wtf DO THEY SUPPORT STALKING? damnit, anyways after the noob left me alone i finally bought like 5k of rune essence and when i went to rc them another noob starts following me like wtf? dumb noobs can't apprecitiate higher levels with big shiny things and gorgeous clothes like omg, okay so after THAT NOOB left me alone i went to the altar and crafted like 28 at a time, and i have to say its SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORRRIINNNGGGGGGG like wtf? i would rather spin flax or cook shrimps dangit, okay so after i runecrafted 5k rune essence i started to mine my own PURE essence(HARHAR YOU SEE WHAT I DID THAR)so i could make a profit and increase my mining and runecrafting, so after i mined about 2k pure essence i tried to sell it on the street, but of course noobs we're like "OMFG THATS WORTH ALOT OF MONEY, GIMME GIMME" so i said stfu and they got mad and told MMG and he came and stole my pure essence... i was very mad and smashed my computer ONCE AGAIN, so i had to go to future shop and buy ANOTHER ONE but this time when i logged back on i found out that MMG had stolen my 586 uncut rubies... i was FURIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so after i made that back in about 30 minutes i was back to normal, mining my pure essence and along comes this noob who keeps flooding my chat with "@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@"'s and i said stfu so he gets mad, right? he comes into my clan chat and starts doing it, and then when i kicked him, he adds me and starts flamming me and i couldn't get him away!! he had numerous accounts just for this low-life noobish idiotic stuff... i couldn't get rid of him, no matter where he or i went... what a noob, amirite? anyways................... so after that idiotic monkey sht left me alone i could finally just mine my pure essence in peace, once i got about 4k pure essence i again went to the grand exchange but this time there was no MMG *YAY* so after i sold them i decided i would go do the christmas event that was released today(Dec.21) and i got there and there was like 1000000 people there all complaining about it being SOOO HARDD well noobs who we're saying that, i got one thing to say to you "HAVE A NICE CUP OF STFU" k? noobs should fricken happy that they got a god damn event in the first place, not some lame one like thanksgiving and the reward, but this christmas one was pretty fun and a decent award some noob decided to come up to me and say "need help, giving 200k" like wtf? is he stoopid or something? what a nerd, can't even figure out where scrouge is, i havepity on them stoopid noobs, amirite? so after i helped him and he gave me 200k i decided to head on over too rants only too see 4000000000 people ranting about the christmas event! wtf??!! it made no sense, it was fun, suspicious and AWESOME, so noobs out there STFU ABOUT THE CHRISTMAS EVENT, when i logged back on there we're these noobs in the new ghost costume and the candy cane telling christmas stories to level 42's in MITHRIL ARMOR! wtf? are they that bored? jeez get a life you fat ugly nerds, damnit, (THIS WAS IN F2P) after i told them to get a life they all started complimenting me and acting like OPRAH WINFREY so i decided to throw my COMPUTER OUT OF THE WINDOW ONCE AGAIN and it hit this old lady out on the street, so she decided to break into my house and STEAL MY RUNESCAPE HOODIE! wtf? i paid like 20 dollars for that thing and this old lady decides to come in and steal it? so after i went and bought a new computer, i went to the jagex store to try and buy a new hoodie, but IT CHANGED? wtf it was soooo much better before, more stuff, BETTER LOOKING STUFF and now they took it all out... curses to you jagex, thanks, thanks alot... yeah so after i was really disapointed with the new jagex store i decided to go train my magic while alching, amirite? so i bought a whole bunch of nature runes and I FOUND OUT THAT THERE WAS NO ALCH "X" OPSHUN! wth? curses jagex, you have to make the game harder don't you? anyways after i decided to alch i then went to go evil tree hunting, but of course there was 7 evil tree clans there, and i got like nothing from it, jaggyflax should remove evil tree clans, i don't like them ROAR, so after the evil tree was gone i decided to go to clan chat "world60pengs" and do some penguin hunting, and some of their members we're giving FALSE INFORMATION oh noez! jaggyflax, fix those mentally-ill noobs who are giving out false information! its not in the spirit of god, amirite? so after i got all 10 penguins i decided to go to varrock fountain on world 1, and as soon as i logged on about 5 noobs ran up to me and said "OMFG WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE RED SPIKY BOOTS FROM?!?!" like srsly noobs... get ur mommy to give ya 6$ and GET MEMBERS! i think jaggyflax should ban all of those 6 year old noobs who are wondering what items i have, or if they can have them PHOR PHREE, amirite? yeah so i ignored them for awhile and hopped to world 2 and along comes this level 124 with a prayer cape, ags and dragon boots and he comes up and says to me "wow... you have a whip... nice life nerd, next time try not to play 24/7" so i said "hey bch, you have the pray cape and ags, and i could kick your [wagon] anyday" so he challenged me to a staked duel in the duel arena and i said "BRING IT TARDSAUCE" and he said "Stake 600k or i'm leaving" so i accepted and we went to the duel arena and tried staking 600k BUT WE COULDN'T????? WTF?? so i tried staking 6k and it worked... but WHO CARES ABOUT 6K? jaggyflax should bring back staked dueling because it has no effect on RWTING damnit! oh and btw i got my [wagon] whooped by his AGS, constant 40's, and then he just wiped me out.. so JAGGYFLAX BRING BACK STAKING, ROAR.. [/hide]

[Saru Inc]

Llllllllll

[Saunamajuri]

Hmmm, I was on irc and seen this linked alot

 

RSOF By Monsieur Egg Title OMFG WTF!!!!???

Qfc : 129-130-881-60082913

 

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okay so i was at green dragons today and there was this noob level 138 and he put up a cannon and i'm liek wtf? he's a level 138 who comes to green dragons wtih a CANNON? what a noob unless he's really poor irl or ingame cuz why would he be at green drags? so i told him to get a life and he said smd, so i said nice life noob, no-lifing nerd and he just ignored me... he didn't care what i said, i actually think he was a bot.. so anyways i hopped world and there was this level 65 with a iron c'bow trying to kill these dragons and he was hitting 4's everytime, i think jagex should make it that you have to be 80+ to go to green dragons, after a while of green dragons i went to wc some ivy, but there was like 15 ppl there?? wtf?? most of them we're botters/afkers and it took them 1 minute to react to the ivy that's already chopped... so i got really mad and started screaming irl and my neighbor called me and said "stfu noob i'm botting on rs" so i'm like "wtff"???? I called the police and they came and i said "ban him he's botting" they left and said smd, so after that i went to hunt some red chins but of course there's level 3 noobs botting there, so i just ignored them and kept hunting, but it got so annoying they got every chin and they weren't even on they're computer! probably making out on a counter in the kitchen and saying "i love botting" so after that i went fishing and the fishing spots change so fast! it's unbelievable how they change so quickly, i think jaggyflax should fix that so we can get 99 fish easier, and after i got 3 fishing i went to fm a little at the grand exhanne and of course they'res 10 million noobs advertising for they're shty merch clans... oh yeah i hate merch clans too... so i tried to go into this merch clan and said "SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!" but i couldn't talk in the clans , i think jaagflex should make you can always talk in merch clans cuz its annoying... i hate it soooo much when they do that... so yeah i think that jaggyflax should make it that everyone can talk in merch clans cuz its always a scam and i think that people should be able to say "SMD YOU DUMB MERCH CLANS" but no... jaggyflax's great idea on making that.. gratz to you jaggyflax.. anyways i started fming and these DUMB FRICKEN NOOBS started stealing my spot and i went crazy and starting spassing out on them and they got mad and went and told their mom.. she got mad and starting telling me off... so i hopped worlds and people started calling me fat cuz i was fming.. i was like wtf.. you have a fm cape dumb noob and he just said "lol" and he walked away.. i think jaggyflax should ban those dumb noobs who say sht like that... makes no sense and it wastes people's time with their stupid dumb horrific jibber-jabber, so after fming i went to green dragons once again and these noobs had cannons, i was like "wtf noob get that cannon out of here" ofcourse they just said "no, get ur own monkeyballs" and i'm like wtf? noobs gotta stfu and l2own like me.. go to gwd or something if you wanna be a cheap [wagon], dumb noobs who are always jerking people off.. i hate them.. i just want to ban them all... so after green dragons i went to soul wars and my computer froze so bad because of the dumb autoer noobs my computer almost crashed.. i hate autoers they make your computer freeze, so after awhile i put my public chat off and i went to play, but JAGEX HAD TO MAKE THAT STUPID GOD DANG ACTIVITY it just doesn't make soul wars enjoyable as much, and i have to struggle just to get it up coz these dumb level 133's are crowding up the centre of the arena owning noobs with their ags' and bgs' and dfs and 3rd age and their "other good stuff" and i keep getting owned by these dumb barragers, they are overpowered, btw jaggflax nerf them, magic is WAY OVERPOWERED you have to nerf it so people can play fairly and not complain on what jaggyflax does.. oh yeah and they'res too many noobs who just sit there and band-aid peopleanyways i think that jaggyflax should make it that only 80+ can go into soul wars cuz its just not as fair when 1 team is stacked with 130+ and 1 with 10-, amirite? so after i went soul wars i went to stealing creation, and these noobs starting barraging me and hitting constant 26's on me, and i got REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY mad and then this noob with a DAGGER started to own me and i got really mad again, so i went and got a dagger and wanted to crush his pixel bones but of course he runs into the fog bank, it gets me so mad when ppl chicken out like that, dumb noobs who can't handle danger, it sickens me, so after i did about 3-4 games i got an sc hatchet and started to cut ivy, LIKE OM**BBQSAUCE I GET FRICKEN 662 XP PER IVY! good lord thats alot, i think jaggyflax should nerf sc hatchets or ivy.. they are wayyyyyyyyyyy too powerful, like i could get 99 wc in a day if i had permanent sc hatchets, its unacceptable jaagyflax, i don't think you should have added ivy, its just another easy nerfed skill that everyone has a 99 in, even though i'm going for 99 wc, but who cares what i'm doing atm, i'm ranting about this and it gets me mad when i see level 3's walking around with 99 wc, they either bots or no-lifers, amirite? anyways after that i went to mine and these DUMB FRIGGEN NOOBS STARTED TAKING MY ORE and i got mad, so i said "gtfo plz" and they laughed and said "no" and they purposely started taking my ore! like just cuz i have crappy mining and they have like 98 doesn't mean they can be a ch00b and be a bch at the same time, i think jaggyflax should ban those ppl that feast on peoples discomfert, it sickens me tbh, like when level 138 no-lifers take your green dragons, but i'm talking about mining, and he wouldn't leave me alone, but i finally hopped worlds and it was all good for me, until this level 99 miner purposely started to annoy me by taking all my ores, i'm like "wtf noob gtfo u already have 99 mine, go away" and he didn't do anything.. OMFGso after when i finally left from that noob 99 miner, i decided to go to to lumbridge on world 1, and of course they're we're internet ******* trying to get a gf and bf, but we all know that those girls are guys irl trying to get PHREE STOOF PLOX from they're bfs. so i was just minding my own business and this noob level 12 comes up to me and says "Hiya there babe, wanna go upstairs" and i'm like wtf? get these piece of trash off of me, and i'm like "guy irl" and s/he's like no.. lets go upstairs sugarmuffin, so i ignored it and it finally went away, and along came this "GUY" and he said "hey man, lets be 'gay" so i screamed irl and my neighbors called me again and said "stfu nub, i'm trying to get a gf on rs" so i went over to his house and broke in while he was on the bathroom and he was still logged in so i checked his account and these noobs we're messaging him saying "hey baby, where's our date" so i immediatly left and he caught me and he barraged me with his zezima acc, and i left and went back home, so i logged on and the same guy came up to me and asked me to be 'gay. so i hopped to world 3 and not awhole lot of people we're dating, but still a few, and this level 26 with steel asked me to be her bf, and i logged and flew to jaggyflax hq out in europe and complained that these noobs we're trying to have cyber-***** with me, and i told them the name of my account, time that it happened and world and after a few minutes MMG said "GOT'CHA NUB!" so i took a baseball bat and smashed his head... i flew back home and i was shocked to see that my neighbor had been arrested for cyber-********* noob. so i went to cook at catherby and there was like 10 people all at once getting 99 cook, i was like "wtf? is cooking that easy" so i then flew to jaggyflax's hq and complained about cooking, and they said it was VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY skill, but they didn't care, I was like "whatever, let 10m people get 99 cooking, dumb fat noobs, MAKE IT HARDER..... so after that i went to kill moss giants and i nearly died because of the stupid lag but no jagex won't update anything anymore because yeah i almost died but after awhile i did die with my mithril dagger steel kiteshield dragon med helm granite platebody and granite legs i was soo mad, so when i went to lumbridge i started to walk around and i found this "manhole" i was LOL'ING SO HARD, Manhole, i thought it was girlhole :LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, so i met this guy in lumbridge swamp and he said "hey bud, come ovah here and i'll give ya the best crack we got" so i ran but he kept on follwing me and i got really scared and i found tehnobshow shooting a video and zezima was there and i sht my pants(btw thanks zezima, these we're my good rs jeans) so i found out that i was on video and i panicked and said "ZEZIMA WAS CONSTIPATED ON THE TOILET AND SAID LAGG" so he started to chase me with his partyhats and all that good stuff and i was scared again so i went to lumbridge basement and i found this knife, i kept thinking to myself "should i?" so i said yes and i went out to zezima and said "c'mon noob" and i cut him up :s, gertjaars then came and said "noooooooo" so i left and felt realllyyyyyyyyyyyyy bad that i just owned zezima, but on the good side it was all on tape and tehnoobshow is going to be putting it on youtube very shortly, after that i went to the cowfield(i heard that cowhides are raising in prices) and i started to kill cows, but along comes this vegetarian and says "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T KILL THE COWS!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE A SLAUGHTERER!!!!!! I HATE YOU!@@@ KILL SOMETHING ELSE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!" so i felt kinda bad and i think that jaggyflax should remove the slaughter of cows because not everyone is a meatitarian like the noobs at Wendy's, so yeah jaggyflax should definately remove the slaughter of cows and put in pigs or something... nobody likes pigs because of TEH SWINE FLU, dumb pigs, ROAR!!!!!!!! as i was saying cows should not be in rs, anyways after that i went to wc some more with my sc hatchets and this noob had a slayer cape... i was like uhhh... how'd you get that? you a no-lifer like that zezima dood? he simply ignored me and i'm like "oh god not another bot..." so he must of been a bot, i mean 99 slayer and he doesn't talk? wow, pretty sad, so along comes this noob with 99 farming and i said "hi there" and he said "gtfo noob or i'm reporting you for harrassement, go be michael jackson kid and start you know.. doing them..." so i crapped my pants really quick and i BLAME IT ON JAGGYFLAX for letting these dumb 9 year olds into the game, and because of them i crapped 2 of my best pairs of jeans today..**** to all of you noobs, i hate you, but anyways, 2 million experience later i went runecraft, because mine kinda sucks, i wanted to make some air runes, so i teleported to falador and when i got to the old temple i tried to enter and i COULDN'T??????? WTH??? so i asked some noob and he said "idk" of course... the population of runescape has let me down again... so i asked gertjaars as he was walking by, and i asked him but he responded "stfu noob you killed zezima" so i asked tehnoobshow, and he said "well, jaggyflax moved it to varrock, and once again i crapped my pants(gf jaggyflax)so i walked to varrock and i was like "WTF, WHY THE HELL DID JAGGYFLAX MOVE IT WITHOUT TELLING ANYONE???" O M G, jaggyflax never does anything right, so once again i flew to europe and i complained to MMG(with his broken face) and said "why didn't you tell anyone about this update?" he responded "noob****, hahahahahahhahaahhaha" so i then broke his leg, his other leg and one arm, i flew back home and was so mad that i threw my computer out the window, i JUST SIMPLY LOST IT, so i went to futureshop and bought a new computer, hooked it up and logged on and started runecrafting, until i got to 20 runecrafting, then i ran out of rune essence and i went to buy more from the ge... but of course i couldn't without being harrasssed by some low-level noob begging for money and he was like "give me stuf nub" and i said stfu so he just kept following me and it got all weird because people were talknig about me and thought i was 'gay and it hurt my feelings, i seriously think jagex should take out the "FOLLOW" like wtf DO THEY SUPPORT STALKING? damnit, anyways after the noob left me alone i finally bought like 5k of rune essence and when i went to rc them another noob starts following me like wtf? dumb noobs can't apprecitiate higher levels with big shiny things and gorgeous clothes like omg, okay so after THAT NOOB left me alone i went to the altar and crafted like 28 at a time, and i have to say its SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORRRIINNNGGGGGGG like wtf? i would rather spin flax or cook shrimps dangit, okay so after i runecrafted 5k rune essence i started to mine my own PURE essence(HARHAR YOU SEE WHAT I DID THAR)so i could make a profit and increase my mining and runecrafting, so after i mined about 2k pure essence i tried to sell it on the street, but of course noobs we're like "OMFG THATS WORTH ALOT OF MONEY, GIMME GIMME" so i said stfu and they got mad and told MMG and he came and stole my pure essence... i was very mad and smashed my computer ONCE AGAIN, so i had to go to future shop and buy ANOTHER ONE but this time when i logged back on i found out that MMG had stolen my 586 uncut rubies... i was FURIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so after i made that back in about 30 minutes i was back to normal, mining my pure essence and along comes this noob who keeps flooding my chat with "@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@"'s and i said stfu so he gets mad, right? he comes into my clan chat and starts doing it, and then when i kicked him, he adds me and starts flamming me and i couldn't get him away!! he had numerous accounts just for this low-life noobish idiotic stuff... i couldn't get rid of him, no matter where he or i went... what a noob, amirite? anyways................... so after that idiotic monkey sht left me alone i could finally just mine my pure essence in peace, once i got about 4k pure essence i again went to the grand exchange but this time there was no MMG *YAY* so after i sold them i decided i would go do the christmas event that was released today(Dec.21) and i got there and there was like 1000000 people there all complaining about it being SOOO HARDD well noobs who we're saying that, i got one thing to say to you "HAVE A NICE CUP OF STFU" k? noobs should fricken happy that they got a god damn event in the first place, not some lame one like thanksgiving and the reward, but this christmas one was pretty fun and a decent award some noob decided to come up to me and say "need help, giving 200k" like wtf? is he stoopid or something? what a nerd, can't even figure out where scrouge is, i havepity on them stoopid noobs, amirite? so after i helped him and he gave me 200k i decided to head on over too rants only too see 4000000000 people ranting about the christmas event! wtf??!! it made no sense, it was fun, suspicious and AWESOME, so noobs out there STFU ABOUT THE CHRISTMAS EVENT, when i logged back on there we're these noobs in the new ghost costume and the candy cane telling christmas stories to level 42's in MITHRIL ARMOR! wtf? are they that bored? jeez get a life you fat ugly nerds, damnit, (THIS WAS IN F2P) after i told them to get a life they all started complimenting me and acting like OPRAH WINFREY so i decided to throw my COMPUTER OUT OF THE WINDOW ONCE AGAIN and it hit this old lady out on the street, so she decided to break into my house and STEAL MY RUNESCAPE HOODIE! wtf? i paid like 20 dollars for that thing and this old lady decides to come in and steal it? so after i went and bought a new computer, i went to the jagex store to try and buy a new hoodie, but IT CHANGED? wtf it was soooo much better before, more stuff, BETTER LOOKING STUFF and now they took it all out... curses to you jagex, thanks, thanks alot... so after that idiotic monkey sht left me alone i could finally just mine my pure essence in peace, once i got about 4k pure essence i again went to the grand exchange but this time there was no MMG *YAY* so after i sold them i decided i would go do the christmas event that was released today(Dec.21) and i got there and there was like 1000000 people there all complaining about it being SOOO HARDD well noobs who we're saying that, i got one thing to say to you "HAVE A NICE CUP OF STFU" k? noobs should fricken happy that they got a god damn event in the first place, not some lame one like thanksgiving and the reward, but this christmas one was pretty fun and a decent award some noob decided to come up to me and say "need help, giving 200k" like wtf? is he stoopid or something? what a nerd, can't even figure out where scrouge is, i havepity on them stoopid noobs, amirite? so after i helped him and he gave me 200k i decided to head on over too rants only too see 4000000000 people ranting about the christmas event! wtf??!! it made no sense, it was fun, suspicious and AWESOME, so noobs out there STFU ABOUT THE CHRISTMAS EVENT, when i logged back on there we're these noobs in the new ghost costume and the candy cane telling christmas stories to level 42's in MITHRIL ARMOR! wtf? are they that bored? jeez get a life you fat ugly nerds, damnit, (THIS WAS IN F2P) after i told them to get a life they all started complimenting me and acting like OPRAH WINFREY so i decided to throw my COMPUTER OUT OF THE WINDOW ONCE AGAIN and it hit this old lady out on the street, so she decided to break into my house and STEAL MY RUNESCAPE HOODIE! wtf? i paid like 20 dollars for that thing and this old lady decides to come in and steal it? so after i went and bought a new computer, i went to the jagex store to try and buy a new hoodie, but IT CHANGED? wtf it was soooo much better before, more stuff, BETTER LOOKING STUFF and now they took it all out... curses to you jagex, thanks, thanks alot... 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I almost went blind. :blink:

[ghost4sale1]

I'm standing around playing with the candy cane glitch

 

Noob: wtf r u haxx0rin!?!

 

Me: No, just playing the holiday item

 

Noob: O.M.G reported for haxin

 

Me: ok, whatever

 

Noob: btw, merry christmas you ******* christian

 

wtf...?

[K4ylan]

The funniest/drunkest noob ever

 

Noob: Can you show me where Lumbridge is?

Me: You're in Lumbridge....

Noob: Thanx, but can you show me where it is please?

 

 

 

...At least he was polite

[Shovelmeface]

Hmmm, I was on irc and seen this linked alot

 

RSOF By Monsieur Egg Title OMFG WTF!!!!???

Qfc : 129-130-881-60082913

 

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okay so i was at green dragons today and there was this noob level 138 and he put up a cannon and i'm liek wtf? he's a level 138 who comes to green dragons wtih a CANNON? what a noob unless he's really poor irl or ingame cuz why would he be at green drags? so i told him to get a life and he said smd, so i said nice life noob, no-lifing nerd and he just ignored me... he didn't care what i said, i actually think he was a bot.. so anyways i hopped world and there was this level 65 with a iron c'bow trying to kill these dragons and he was hitting 4's everytime, i think jagex should make it that you have to be 80+ to go to green dragons, after a while of green dragons i went to wc some ivy, but there was like 15 ppl there?? wtf?? most of them we're botters/afkers and it took them 1 minute to react to the ivy that's already chopped... so i got really mad and started screaming irl and my neighbor called me and said "stfu noob i'm botting on rs" so i'm like "wtff"???? I called the police and they came and i said "ban him he's botting" they left and said smd, so after that i went to hunt some red chins but of course there's level 3 noobs botting there, so i just ignored them and kept hunting, but it got so annoying they got every chin and they weren't even on they're computer! probably making out on a counter in the kitchen and saying "i love botting" so after that i went fishing and the fishing spots change so fast! it's unbelievable how they change so quickly, i think jaggyflax should fix that so we can get 99 fish easier, and after i got 3 fishing i went to fm a little at the grand exhanne and of course they'res 10 million noobs advertising for they're shty merch clans... oh yeah i hate merch clans too... so i tried to go into this merch clan and said "SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!" but i couldn't talk in the clans , i think jaagflex should make you can always talk in merch clans cuz its annoying... i hate it soooo much when they do that... so yeah i think that jaggyflax should make it that everyone can talk in merch clans cuz its always a scam and i think that people should be able to say "SMD YOU DUMB MERCH CLANS" but no... jaggyflax's great idea on making that.. gratz to you jaggyflax.. anyways i started fming and these DUMB FRICKEN NOOBS started stealing my spot and i went crazy and starting spassing out on them and they got mad and went and told their mom.. she got mad and starting telling me off... so i hopped worlds and people started calling me fat cuz i was fming.. i was like wtf.. you have a fm cape dumb noob and he just said "lol" and he walked away.. i think jaggyflax should ban those dumb noobs who say sht like that... makes no sense and it wastes people's time with their stupid dumb horrific jibber-jabber, so after fming i went to green dragons once again and these noobs had cannons, i was like "wtf noob get that cannon out of here" ofcourse they just said "no, get ur own monkeyballs" and i'm like wtf? noobs gotta stfu and l2own like me.. go to gwd or something if you wanna be a cheap [wagon], dumb noobs who are always jerking people off.. i hate them.. i just want to ban them all... so after green dragons i went to soul wars and my computer froze so bad because of the dumb autoer noobs my computer almost crashed.. i hate autoers they make your computer freeze, so after awhile i put my public chat off and i went to play, but JAGEX HAD TO MAKE THAT STUPID GOD DANG ACTIVITY it just doesn't make soul wars enjoyable as much, and i have to struggle just to get it up coz these dumb level 133's are crowding up the centre of the arena owning noobs with their ags' and bgs' and dfs and 3rd age and their "other good stuff" and i keep getting owned by these dumb barragers, they are overpowered, btw jaggflax nerf them, magic is WAY OVERPOWERED you have to nerf it so people can play fairly and not complain on what jaggyflax does.. oh yeah and they'res too many noobs who just sit there and band-aid peopleanyways i think that jaggyflax should make it that only 80+ can go into soul wars cuz its just not as fair when 1 team is stacked with 130+ and 1 with 10-, amirite? so after i went soul wars i went to stealing creation, and these noobs starting barraging me and hitting constant 26's on me, and i got REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY mad and then this noob with a DAGGER started to own me and i got really mad again, so i went and got a dagger and wanted to crush his pixel bones but of course he runs into the fog bank, it gets me so mad when ppl chicken out like that, dumb noobs who can't handle danger, it sickens me, so after i did about 3-4 games i got an sc hatchet and started to cut ivy, LIKE OM**BBQSAUCE I GET FRICKEN 662 XP PER IVY! good lord thats alot, i think jaggyflax should nerf sc hatchets or ivy.. they are wayyyyyyyyyyy too powerful, like i could get 99 wc in a day if i had permanent sc hatchets, its unacceptable jaagyflax, i don't think you should have added ivy, its just another easy nerfed skill that everyone has a 99 in, even though i'm going for 99 wc, but who cares what i'm doing atm, i'm ranting about this and it gets me mad when i see level 3's walking around with 99 wc, they either bots or no-lifers, amirite? anyways after that i went to mine and these DUMB FRIGGEN NOOBS STARTED TAKING MY ORE and i got mad, so i said "gtfo plz" and they laughed and said "no" and they purposely started taking my ore! like just cuz i have crappy mining and they have like 98 doesn't mean they can be a ch00b and be a bch at the same time, i think jaggyflax should ban those ppl that feast on peoples discomfert, it sickens me tbh, like when level 138 no-lifers take your green dragons, but i'm talking about mining, and he wouldn't leave me alone, but i finally hopped worlds and it was all good for me, until this level 99 miner purposely started to annoy me by taking all my ores, i'm like "wtf noob gtfo u already have 99 mine, go away" and he didn't do anything.. OMFGso after when i finally left from that noob 99 miner, i decided to go to to lumbridge on world 1, and of course they're we're internet ******* trying to get a gf and bf, but we all know that those girls are guys irl trying to get PHREE STOOF PLOX from they're bfs. so i was just minding my own business and this noob level 12 comes up to me and says "Hiya there babe, wanna go upstairs" and i'm like wtf? get these piece of trash off of me, and i'm like "guy irl" and s/he's like no.. lets go upstairs sugarmuffin, so i ignored it and it finally went away, and along came this "GUY" and he said "hey man, lets be 'gay" so i screamed irl and my neighbors called me again and said "stfu nub, i'm trying to get a gf on rs" so i went over to his house and broke in while he was on the bathroom and he was still logged in so i checked his account and these noobs we're messaging him saying "hey baby, where's our date" so i immediatly left and he caught me and he barraged me with his zezima acc, and i left and went back home, so i logged on and the same guy came up to me and asked me to be 'gay. so i hopped to world 3 and not awhole lot of people we're dating, but still a few, and this level 26 with steel asked me to be her bf, and i logged and flew to jaggyflax hq out in europe and complained that these noobs we're trying to have cyber-***** with me, and i told them the name of my account, time that it happened and world and after a few minutes MMG said "GOT'CHA NUB!" so i took a baseball bat and smashed his head... i flew back home and i was shocked to see that my neighbor had been arrested for cyber-********* noob. so i went to cook at catherby and there was like 10 people all at once getting 99 cook, i was like "wtf? is cooking that easy" so i then flew to jaggyflax's hq and complained about cooking, and they said it was VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY skill, but they didn't care, I was like "whatever, let 10m people get 99 cooking, dumb fat noobs, MAKE IT HARDER..... so after that i went to kill moss giants and i nearly died because of the stupid lag but no jagex won't update anything anymore because yeah i almost died but after awhile i did die with my mithril dagger steel kiteshield dragon med helm granite platebody and granite legs i was soo mad, so when i went to lumbridge i started to walk around and i found this "manhole" i was LOL'ING SO HARD, Manhole, i thought it was girlhole :LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, so i met this guy in lumbridge swamp and he said "hey bud, come ovah here and i'll give ya the best crack we got" so i ran but he kept on follwing me and i got really scared and i found tehnobshow shooting a video and zezima was there and i sht my pants(btw thanks zezima, these we're my good rs jeans) so i found out that i was on video and i panicked and said "ZEZIMA WAS CONSTIPATED ON THE TOILET AND SAID LAGG" so he started to chase me with his partyhats and all that good stuff and i was scared again so i went to lumbridge basement and i found this knife, i kept thinking to myself "should i?" so i said yes and i went out to zezima and said "c'mon noob" and i cut him up :s, gertjaars then came and said "noooooooo" so i left and felt realllyyyyyyyyyyyyy bad that i just owned zezima, but on the good side it was all on tape and tehnoobshow is going to be putting it on youtube very shortly, after that i went to the cowfield(i heard that cowhides are raising in prices) and i started to kill cows, but along comes this vegetarian and says "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T KILL THE COWS!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE A SLAUGHTERER!!!!!! I HATE YOU!@@@ KILL SOMETHING ELSE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!" so i felt kinda bad and i think that jaggyflax should remove the slaughter of cows because not everyone is a meatitarian like the noobs at Wendy's, so yeah jaggyflax should definately remove the slaughter of cows and put in pigs or something... nobody likes pigs because of TEH SWINE FLU, dumb pigs, ROAR!!!!!!!! as i was saying cows should not be in rs, anyways after that i went to wc some more with my sc hatchets and this noob had a slayer cape... i was like uhhh... how'd you get that? you a no-lifer like that zezima dood? he simply ignored me and i'm like "oh god not another bot..." so he must of been a bot, i mean 99 slayer and he doesn't talk? wow, pretty sad, so along comes this noob with 99 farming and i said "hi there" and he said "gtfo noob or i'm reporting you for harrassement, go be michael jackson kid and start you know.. doing them..." so i crapped my pants really quick and i BLAME IT ON JAGGYFLAX for letting these dumb 9 year olds into the game, and because of them i crapped 2 of my best pairs of jeans today..**** to all of you noobs, i hate you, but anyways, 2 million experience later i went runecraft, because mine kinda sucks, i wanted to make some air runes, so i teleported to falador and when i got to the old temple i tried to enter and i COULDN'T??????? WTH??? so i asked some noob and he said "idk" of course... the population of runescape has let me down again... so i asked gertjaars as he was walking by, and i asked him but he responded "stfu noob you killed zezima" so i asked tehnoobshow, and he said "well, jaggyflax moved it to varrock, and once again i crapped my pants(gf jaggyflax)so i walked to varrock and i was like "WTF, WHY THE HELL DID JAGGYFLAX MOVE IT WITHOUT TELLING ANYONE???" O M G, jaggyflax never does anything right, so once again i flew to europe and i complained to MMG(with his broken face) and said "why didn't you tell anyone about this update?" he responded "noob****, hahahahahahhahaahhaha" so i then broke his leg, his other leg and one arm, i flew back home and was so mad that i threw my computer out the window, i JUST SIMPLY LOST IT, so i went to futureshop and bought a new computer, hooked it up and logged on and started runecrafting, until i got to 20 runecrafting, then i ran out of rune essence and i went to buy more from the ge... but of course i couldn't without being harrasssed by some low-level noob begging for money and he was like "give me stuf nub" and i said stfu so he just kept following me and it got all weird because people were talknig about me and thought i was 'gay and it hurt my feelings, i seriously think jagex should take out the "FOLLOW" like wtf DO THEY SUPPORT STALKING? damnit, anyways after the noob left me alone i finally bought like 5k of rune essence and when i went to rc them another noob starts following me like wtf? dumb noobs can't apprecitiate higher levels with big shiny things and gorgeous clothes like omg, okay so after THAT NOOB left me alone i went to the altar and crafted like 28 at a time, and i have to say its SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORRRIINNNGGGGGGG like wtf? i would rather spin flax or cook shrimps dangit, okay so after i runecrafted 5k rune essence i started to mine my own PURE essence(HARHAR YOU SEE WHAT I DID THAR)so i could make a profit and increase my mining and runecrafting, so after i mined about 2k pure essence i tried to sell it on the street, but of course noobs we're like "OMFG THATS WORTH ALOT OF MONEY, GIMME GIMME" so i said stfu and they got mad and told MMG and he came and stole my pure essence... i was very mad and smashed my computer ONCE AGAIN, so i had to go to future shop and buy ANOTHER ONE but this time when i logged back on i found out that MMG had stolen my 586 uncut rubies... i was FURIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so after i made that back in about 30 minutes i was back to normal, mining my pure essence and along comes this noob who keeps flooding my chat with "@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@"'s and i said stfu so he gets mad, right? he comes into my clan chat and starts doing it, and then when i kicked him, he adds me and starts flamming me and i couldn't get him away!! he had numerous accounts just for this low-life noobish idiotic stuff... i couldn't get rid of him, no matter where he or i went... what a noob, amirite? anyways................... so after that idiotic monkey sht left me alone i could finally just mine my pure essence in peace, once i got about 4k pure essence i again went to the grand exchange but this time there was no MMG *YAY* so after i sold them i decided i would go do the christmas event that was released today(Dec.21) and i got there and there was like 1000000 people there all complaining about it being SOOO HARDD well noobs who we're saying that, i got one thing to say to you "HAVE A NICE CUP OF STFU" k? noobs should fricken happy that they got a god damn event in the first place, not some lame one like thanksgiving and the reward, but this christmas one was pretty fun and a decent award some noob decided to come up to me and say "need help, giving 200k" like wtf? is he stoopid or something? what a nerd, can't even figure out where scrouge is, i havepity on them stoopid noobs, amirite? so after i helped him and he gave me 200k i decided to head on over too rants only too see 4000000000 people ranting about the christmas event! wtf??!! it made no sense, it was fun, suspicious and AWESOME, so noobs out there STFU ABOUT THE CHRISTMAS EVENT, when i logged back on there we're these noobs in the new ghost costume and the candy cane telling christmas stories to level 42's in MITHRIL ARMOR! wtf? are they that bored? jeez get a life you fat ugly nerds, damnit, (THIS WAS IN F2P) after i told them to get a life they all started complimenting me and acting like OPRAH WINFREY so i decided to throw my COMPUTER OUT OF THE WINDOW ONCE AGAIN and it hit this old lady out on the street, so she decided to break into my house and STEAL MY RUNESCAPE HOODIE! wtf? i paid like 20 dollars for that thing and this old lady decides to come in and steal it? so after i went and bought a new computer, i went to the jagex store to try and buy a new hoodie, but IT CHANGED? wtf it was soooo much better before, more stuff, BETTER LOOKING STUFF and now they took it all out... curses to you jagex, thanks, thanks alot... so after that idiotic monkey sht left me alone i could finally just mine my pure essence in peace, once i got about 4k pure essence i again went to the grand exchange but this time there was no MMG *YAY* so after i sold them i decided i would go do the christmas event that was released today(Dec.21) and i got there and there was like 1000000 people there all complaining about it being SOOO HARDD well noobs who we're saying that, i got one thing to say to you "HAVE A NICE CUP OF STFU" k? noobs should fricken happy that they got a god damn event in the first place, not some lame one like thanksgiving and the reward, but this christmas one was pretty fun and a decent award some noob decided to come up to me and say "need help, giving 200k" like wtf? is he stoopid or something? what a nerd, can't even figure out where scrouge is, i havepity on them stoopid noobs, amirite? so after i helped him and he gave me 200k i decided to head on over too rants only too see 4000000000 people ranting about the christmas event! wtf??!! it made no sense, it was fun, suspicious and AWESOME, so noobs out there STFU ABOUT THE CHRISTMAS EVENT, when i logged back on there we're these noobs in the new ghost costume and the candy cane telling christmas stories to level 42's in MITHRIL ARMOR! wtf? are they that bored? jeez get a life you fat ugly nerds, damnit, (THIS WAS IN F2P) after i told them to get a life they all started complimenting me and acting like OPRAH WINFREY so i decided to throw my COMPUTER OUT OF THE WINDOW ONCE AGAIN and it hit this old lady out on the street, so she decided to break into my house and STEAL MY RUNESCAPE HOODIE! wtf? i paid like 20 dollars for that thing and this old lady decides to come in and steal it? so after i went and bought a new computer, i went to the jagex store to try and buy a new hoodie, but IT CHANGED? wtf it was soooo much better before, more stuff, BETTER LOOKING STUFF and now they took it all out... curses to you jagex, thanks, thanks alot... 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[Jehosaphat]

Hmmm, I was on irc and seen this linked alot

 

RSOF By Monsieur Egg Title OMFG WTF!!!!???

Qfc : 129-130-881-60082913

 

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okay so i was at green dragons today and there was this noob level 138 and he put up a cannon and i'm liek wtf? he's a level 138 who comes to green dragons wtih a CANNON? what a noob unless he's really poor irl or ingame cuz why would he be at green drags? so i told him to get a life and he said smd, so i said nice life noob, no-lifing nerd and he just ignored me... he didn't care what i said, i actually think he was a bot.. so anyways i hopped world and there was this level 65 with a iron c'bow trying to kill these dragons and he was hitting 4's everytime, i think jagex should make it that you have to be 80+ to go to green dragons, after a while of green dragons i went to wc some ivy, but there was like 15 ppl there?? wtf?? most of them we're botters/afkers and it took them 1 minute to react to the ivy that's already chopped... so i got really mad and started screaming irl and my neighbor called me and said "stfu noob i'm botting on rs" so i'm like "wtff"???? I called the police and they came and i said "ban him he's botting" they left and said smd, so after that i went to hunt some red chins but of course there's level 3 noobs botting there, so i just ignored them and kept hunting, but it got so annoying they got every chin and they weren't even on they're computer! probably making out on a counter in the kitchen and saying "i love botting" so after that i went fishing and the fishing spots change so fast! it's unbelievable how they change so quickly, i think jaggyflax should fix that so we can get 99 fish easier, and after i got 3 fishing i went to fm a little at the grand exhanne and of course they'res 10 million noobs advertising for they're shty merch clans... oh yeah i hate merch clans too... so i tried to go into this merch clan and said "SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!" but i couldn't talk in the clans , i think jaagflex should make you can always talk in merch clans cuz its annoying... i hate it soooo much when they do that... so yeah i think that jaggyflax should make it that everyone can talk in merch clans cuz its always a scam and i think that people should be able to say "SMD YOU DUMB MERCH CLANS" but no... jaggyflax's great idea on making that.. gratz to you jaggyflax.. anyways i started fming and these DUMB FRICKEN NOOBS started stealing my spot and i went crazy and starting spassing out on them and they got mad and went and told their mom.. she got mad and starting telling me off... so i hopped worlds and people started calling me fat cuz i was fming.. i was like wtf.. you have a fm cape dumb noob and he just said "lol" and he walked away.. i think jaggyflax should ban those dumb noobs who say sht like that... makes no sense and it wastes people's time with their stupid dumb horrific jibber-jabber, so after fming i went to green dragons once again and these noobs had cannons, i was like "wtf noob get that cannon out of here" ofcourse they just said "no, get ur own monkeyballs" and i'm like wtf? noobs gotta stfu and l2own like me.. go to gwd or something if you wanna be a cheap [wagon], dumb noobs who are always jerking people off.. i hate them.. i just want to ban them all... so after green dragons i went to soul wars and my computer froze so bad because of the dumb autoer noobs my computer almost crashed.. i hate autoers they make your computer freeze, so after awhile i put my public chat off and i went to play, but JAGEX HAD TO MAKE THAT STUPID GOD DANG ACTIVITY it just doesn't make soul wars enjoyable as much, and i have to struggle just to get it up coz these dumb level 133's are crowding up the centre of the arena owning noobs with their ags' and bgs' and dfs and 3rd age and their "other good stuff" and i keep getting owned by these dumb barragers, they are overpowered, btw jaggflax nerf them, magic is WAY OVERPOWERED you have to nerf it so people can play fairly and not complain on what jaggyflax does.. oh yeah and they'res too many noobs who just sit there and band-aid peopleanyways i think that jaggyflax should make it that only 80+ can go into soul wars cuz its just not as fair when 1 team is stacked with 130+ and 1 with 10-, amirite? so after i went soul wars i went to stealing creation, and these noobs starting barraging me and hitting constant 26's on me, and i got REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY mad and then this noob with a DAGGER started to own me and i got really mad again, so i went and got a dagger and wanted to crush his pixel bones but of course he runs into the fog bank, it gets me so mad when ppl chicken out like that, dumb noobs who can't handle danger, it sickens me, so after i did about 3-4 games i got an sc hatchet and started to cut ivy, LIKE OM**BBQSAUCE I GET FRICKEN 662 XP PER IVY! good lord thats alot, i think jaggyflax should nerf sc hatchets or ivy.. they are wayyyyyyyyyyy too powerful, like i could get 99 wc in a day if i had permanent sc hatchets, its unacceptable jaagyflax, i don't think you should have added ivy, its just another easy nerfed skill that everyone has a 99 in, even though i'm going for 99 wc, but who cares what i'm doing atm, i'm ranting about this and it gets me mad when i see level 3's walking around with 99 wc, they either bots or no-lifers, amirite? anyways after that i went to mine and these DUMB FRIGGEN NOOBS STARTED TAKING MY ORE and i got mad, so i said "gtfo plz" and they laughed and said "no" and they purposely started taking my ore! like just cuz i have crappy mining and they have like 98 doesn't mean they can be a ch00b and be a bch at the same time, i think jaggyflax should ban those ppl that feast on peoples discomfert, it sickens me tbh, like when level 138 no-lifers take your green dragons, but i'm talking about mining, and he wouldn't leave me alone, but i finally hopped worlds and it was all good for me, until this level 99 miner purposely started to annoy me by taking all my ores, i'm like "wtf noob gtfo u already have 99 mine, go away" and he didn't do anything.. OMFGso after when i finally left from that noob 99 miner, i decided to go to to lumbridge on world 1, and of course they're we're internet ******* trying to get a gf and bf, but we all know that those girls are guys irl trying to get PHREE STOOF PLOX from they're bfs. so i was just minding my own business and this noob level 12 comes up to me and says "Hiya there babe, wanna go upstairs" and i'm like wtf? get these piece of trash off of me, and i'm like "guy irl" and s/he's like no.. lets go upstairs sugarmuffin, so i ignored it and it finally went away, and along came this "GUY" and he said "hey man, lets be 'gay" so i screamed irl and my neighbors called me again and said "stfu nub, i'm trying to get a gf on rs" so i went over to his house and broke in while he was on the bathroom and he was still logged in so i checked his account and these noobs we're messaging him saying "hey baby, where's our date" so i immediatly left and he caught me and he barraged me with his zezima acc, and i left and went back home, so i logged on and the same guy came up to me and asked me to be 'gay. so i hopped to world 3 and not awhole lot of people we're dating, but still a few, and this level 26 with steel asked me to be her bf, and i logged and flew to jaggyflax hq out in europe and complained that these noobs we're trying to have cyber-***** with me, and i told them the name of my account, time that it happened and world and after a few minutes MMG said "GOT'CHA NUB!" so i took a baseball bat and smashed his head... i flew back home and i was shocked to see that my neighbor had been arrested for cyber-********* noob. so i went to cook at catherby and there was like 10 people all at once getting 99 cook, i was like "wtf? is cooking that easy" so i then flew to jaggyflax's hq and complained about cooking, and they said it was VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY skill, but they didn't care, I was like "whatever, let 10m people get 99 cooking, dumb fat noobs, MAKE IT HARDER..... so after that i went to kill moss giants and i nearly died because of the stupid lag but no jagex won't update anything anymore because yeah i almost died but after awhile i did die with my mithril dagger steel kiteshield dragon med helm granite platebody and granite legs i was soo mad, so when i went to lumbridge i started to walk around and i found this "manhole" i was LOL'ING SO HARD, Manhole, i thought it was girlhole :LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, so i met this guy in lumbridge swamp and he said "hey bud, come ovah here and i'll give ya the best crack we got" so i ran but he kept on follwing me and i got really scared and i found tehnobshow shooting a video and zezima was there and i sht my pants(btw thanks zezima, these we're my good rs jeans) so i found out that i was on video and i panicked and said "ZEZIMA WAS CONSTIPATED ON THE TOILET AND SAID LAGG" so he started to chase me with his partyhats and all that good stuff and i was scared again so i went to lumbridge basement and i found this knife, i kept thinking to myself "should i?" so i said yes and i went out to zezima and said "c'mon noob" and i cut him up :s, gertjaars then came and said "noooooooo" so i left and felt realllyyyyyyyyyyyyy bad that i just owned zezima, but on the good side it was all on tape and tehnoobshow is going to be putting it on youtube very shortly, after that i went to the cowfield(i heard that cowhides are raising in prices) and i started to kill cows, but along comes this vegetarian and says "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T KILL THE COWS!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE A SLAUGHTERER!!!!!! I HATE YOU!@@@ KILL SOMETHING ELSE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!" so i felt kinda bad and i think that jaggyflax should remove the slaughter of cows because not everyone is a meatitarian like the noobs at Wendy's, so yeah jaggyflax should definately remove the slaughter of cows and put in pigs or something... nobody likes pigs because of TEH SWINE FLU, dumb pigs, ROAR!!!!!!!! as i was saying cows should not be in rs, anyways after that i went to wc some more with my sc hatchets and this noob had a slayer cape... i was like uhhh... how'd you get that? you a no-lifer like that zezima dood? he simply ignored me and i'm like "oh god not another bot..." so he must of been a bot, i mean 99 slayer and he doesn't talk? wow, pretty sad, so along comes this noob with 99 farming and i said "hi there" and he said "gtfo noob or i'm reporting you for harrassement, go be michael jackson kid and start you know.. doing them..." so i crapped my pants really quick and i BLAME IT ON JAGGYFLAX for letting these dumb 9 year olds into the game, and because of them i crapped 2 of my best pairs of jeans today..**** to all of you noobs, i hate you, but anyways, 2 million experience later i went runecraft, because mine kinda sucks, i wanted to make some air runes, so i teleported to falador and when i got to the old temple i tried to enter and i COULDN'T??????? WTH??? so i asked some noob and he said "idk" of course... the population of runescape has let me down again... so i asked gertjaars as he was walking by, and i asked him but he responded "stfu noob you killed zezima" so i asked tehnoobshow, and he said "well, jaggyflax moved it to varrock, and once again i crapped my pants(gf jaggyflax)so i walked to varrock and i was like "WTF, WHY THE HELL DID JAGGYFLAX MOVE IT WITHOUT TELLING ANYONE???" O M G, jaggyflax never does anything right, so once again i flew to europe and i complained to MMG(with his broken face) and said "why didn't you tell anyone about this update?" he responded "noob****, hahahahahahhahaahhaha" so i then broke his leg, his other leg and one arm, i flew back home and was so mad that i threw my computer out the window, i JUST SIMPLY LOST IT, so i went to futureshop and bought a new computer, hooked it up and logged on and started runecrafting, until i got to 20 runecrafting, then i ran out of rune essence and i went to buy more from the ge... but of course i couldn't without being harrasssed by some low-level noob begging for money and he was like "give me stuf nub" and i said stfu so he just kept following me and it got all weird because people were talknig about me and thought i was 'gay and it hurt my feelings, i seriously think jagex should take out the "FOLLOW" like wtf DO THEY SUPPORT STALKING? damnit, anyways after the noob left me alone i finally bought like 5k of rune essence and when i went to rc them another noob starts following me like wtf? dumb noobs can't apprecitiate higher levels with big shiny things and gorgeous clothes like omg, okay so after THAT NOOB left me alone i went to the altar and crafted like 28 at a time, and i have to say its SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORRRIINNNGGGGGGG like wtf? i would rather spin flax or cook shrimps dangit, okay so after i runecrafted 5k rune essence i started to mine my own PURE essence(HARHAR YOU SEE WHAT I DID THAR)so i could make a profit and increase my mining and runecrafting, so after i mined about 2k pure essence i tried to sell it on the street, but of course noobs we're like "OMFG THATS WORTH ALOT OF MONEY, GIMME GIMME" so i said stfu and they got mad and told MMG and he came and stole my pure essence... i was very mad and smashed my computer ONCE AGAIN, so i had to go to future shop and buy ANOTHER ONE but this time when i logged back on i found out that MMG had stolen my 586 uncut rubies... i was FURIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so after i made that back in about 30 minutes i was back to normal, mining my pure essence and along comes this noob who keeps flooding my chat with "@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@"'s and i said stfu so he gets mad, right? he comes into my clan chat and starts doing it, and then when i kicked him, he adds me and starts flamming me and i couldn't get him away!! he had numerous accounts just for this low-life noobish idiotic stuff... i couldn't get rid of him, no matter where he or i went... what a noob, amirite? anyways................... so after that idiotic monkey sht left me alone i could finally just mine my pure essence in peace, once i got about 4k pure essence i again went to the grand exchange but this time there was no MMG *YAY* so after i sold them i decided i would go do the christmas event that was released today(Dec.21) and i got there and there was like 1000000 people there all complaining about it being SOOO HARDD well noobs who we're saying that, i got one thing to say to you "HAVE A NICE CUP OF STFU" k? noobs should fricken happy that they got a god damn event in the first place, not some lame one like thanksgiving and the reward, but this christmas one was pretty fun and a decent award some noob decided to come up to me and say "need help, giving 200k" like wtf? is he stoopid or something? what a nerd, can't even figure out where scrouge is, i havepity on them stoopid noobs, amirite? so after i helped him and he gave me 200k i decided to head on over too rants only too see 4000000000 people ranting about the christmas event! wtf??!! it made no sense, it was fun, suspicious and AWESOME, so noobs out there STFU ABOUT THE CHRISTMAS EVENT, when i logged back on there we're these noobs in the new ghost costume and the candy cane telling christmas stories to level 42's in MITHRIL ARMOR! wtf? are they that bored? jeez get a life you fat ugly nerds, damnit, (THIS WAS IN F2P) after i told them to get a life they all started complimenting me and acting like OPRAH WINFREY so i decided to throw my COMPUTER OUT OF THE WINDOW ONCE AGAIN and it hit this old lady out on the street, so she decided to break into my house and STEAL MY RUNESCAPE HOODIE! wtf? i paid like 20 dollars for that thing and this old lady decides to come in and steal it? so after i went and bought a new computer, i went to the jagex store to try and buy a new hoodie, but IT CHANGED? wtf it was soooo much better before, more stuff, BETTER LOOKING STUFF and now they took it all out... curses to you jagex, thanks, thanks alot... so after that idiotic monkey sht left me alone i could finally just mine my pure essence in peace, once i got about 4k pure essence i again went to the grand exchange but this time there was no MMG *YAY* so after i sold them i decided i would go do the christmas event that was released today(Dec.21) and i got there and there was like 1000000 people there all complaining about it being SOOO HARDD well noobs who we're saying that, i got one thing to say to you "HAVE A NICE CUP OF STFU" k? noobs should fricken happy that they got a god damn event in the first place, not some lame one like thanksgiving and the reward, but this christmas one was pretty fun and a decent award some noob decided to come up to me and say "need help, giving 200k" like wtf? is he stoopid or something? what a nerd, can't even figure out where scrouge is, i havepity on them stoopid noobs, amirite? so after i helped him and he gave me 200k i decided to head on over too rants only too see 4000000000 people ranting about the christmas event! wtf??!! it made no sense, it was fun, suspicious and AWESOME, so noobs out there STFU ABOUT THE CHRISTMAS EVENT, when i logged back on there we're these noobs in the new ghost costume and the candy cane telling christmas stories to level 42's in MITHRIL ARMOR! wtf? are they that bored? jeez get a life you fat ugly nerds, damnit, (THIS WAS IN F2P) after i told them to get a life they all started complimenting me and acting like OPRAH WINFREY so i decided to throw my COMPUTER OUT OF THE WINDOW ONCE AGAIN and it hit this old lady out on the street, so she decided to break into my house and STEAL MY RUNESCAPE HOODIE! wtf? i paid like 20 dollars for that thing and this old lady decides to come in and steal it? so after i went and bought a new computer, i went to the jagex store to try and buy a new hoodie, but IT CHANGED? wtf it was soooo much better before, more stuff, BETTER LOOKING STUFF and now they took it all out... curses to you jagex, thanks, thanks alot... 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I read about half of that before collapsing into a fit of #-o

[Warrior_B666]

Hmmm, I was on irc and seen this linked alot

 

RSOF By Monsieur Egg Title OMFG WTF!!!!???

Qfc : 129-130-881-60082913

 

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okay so i was at green dragons today and there was this noob level 138 and he put up a cannon and i'm liek wtf? he's a level 138 who comes to green dragons wtih a CANNON? what a noob unless he's really poor irl or ingame cuz why would he be at green drags? so i told him to get a life and he said smd, so i said nice life noob, no-lifing nerd and he just ignored me... he didn't care what i said, i actually think he was a bot.. so anyways i hopped world and there was this level 65 with a iron c'bow trying to kill these dragons and he was hitting 4's everytime, i think jagex should make it that you have to be 80+ to go to green dragons, after a while of green dragons i went to wc some ivy, but there was like 15 ppl there?? wtf?? most of them we're botters/afkers and it took them 1 minute to react to the ivy that's already chopped... so i got really mad and started screaming irl and my neighbor called me and said "stfu noob i'm botting on rs" so i'm like "wtff"???? I called the police and they came and i said "ban him he's botting" they left and said smd, so after that i went to hunt some red chins but of course there's level 3 noobs botting there, so i just ignored them and kept hunting, but it got so annoying they got every chin and they weren't even on they're computer! probably making out on a counter in the kitchen and saying "i love botting" so after that i went fishing and the fishing spots change so fast! it's unbelievable how they change so quickly, i think jaggyflax should fix that so we can get 99 fish easier, and after i got 3 fishing i went to fm a little at the grand exhanne and of course they'res 10 million noobs advertising for they're shty merch clans... oh yeah i hate merch clans too... so i tried to go into this merch clan and said "SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!" but i couldn't talk in the clans , i think jaagflex should make you can always talk in merch clans cuz its annoying... i hate it soooo much when they do that... so yeah i think that jaggyflax should make it that everyone can talk in merch clans cuz its always a scam and i think that people should be able to say "SMD YOU DUMB MERCH CLANS" but no... jaggyflax's great idea on making that.. gratz to you jaggyflax.. anyways i started fming and these DUMB FRICKEN NOOBS started stealing my spot and i went crazy and starting spassing out on them and they got mad and went and told their mom.. she got mad and starting telling me off... so i hopped worlds and people started calling me fat cuz i was fming.. i was like wtf.. you have a fm cape dumb noob and he just said "lol" and he walked away.. i think jaggyflax should ban those dumb noobs who say sht like that... makes no sense and it wastes people's time with their stupid dumb horrific jibber-jabber, so after fming i went to green dragons once again and these noobs had cannons, i was like "wtf noob get that cannon out of here" ofcourse they just said "no, get ur own monkeyballs" and i'm like wtf? noobs gotta stfu and l2own like me.. go to gwd or something if you wanna be a cheap [wagon], dumb noobs who are always jerking people off.. i hate them.. i just want to ban them all... so after green dragons i went to soul wars and my computer froze so bad because of the dumb autoer noobs my computer almost crashed.. i hate autoers they make your computer freeze, so after awhile i put my public chat off and i went to play, but JAGEX HAD TO MAKE THAT STUPID GOD DANG ACTIVITY it just doesn't make soul wars enjoyable as much, and i have to struggle just to get it up coz these dumb level 133's are crowding up the centre of the arena owning noobs with their ags' and bgs' and dfs and 3rd age and their "other good stuff" and i keep getting owned by these dumb barragers, they are overpowered, btw jaggflax nerf them, magic is WAY OVERPOWERED you have to nerf it so people can play fairly and not complain on what jaggyflax does.. oh yeah and they'res too many noobs who just sit there and band-aid peopleanyways i think that jaggyflax should make it that only 80+ can go into soul wars cuz its just not as fair when 1 team is stacked with 130+ and 1 with 10-, amirite? so after i went soul wars i went to stealing creation, and these noobs starting barraging me and hitting constant 26's on me, and i got REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY mad and then this noob with a DAGGER started to own me and i got really mad again, so i went and got a dagger and wanted to crush his pixel bones but of course he runs into the fog bank, it gets me so mad when ppl chicken out like that, dumb noobs who can't handle danger, it sickens me, so after i did about 3-4 games i got an sc hatchet and started to cut ivy, LIKE OM**BBQSAUCE I GET FRICKEN 662 XP PER IVY! good lord thats alot, i think jaggyflax should nerf sc hatchets or ivy.. they are wayyyyyyyyyyy too powerful, like i could get 99 wc in a day if i had permanent sc hatchets, its unacceptable jaagyflax, i don't think you should have added ivy, its just another easy nerfed skill that everyone has a 99 in, even though i'm going for 99 wc, but who cares what i'm doing atm, i'm ranting about this and it gets me mad when i see level 3's walking around with 99 wc, they either bots or no-lifers, amirite? anyways after that i went to mine and these DUMB FRIGGEN NOOBS STARTED TAKING MY ORE and i got mad, so i said "gtfo plz" and they laughed and said "no" and they purposely started taking my ore! like just cuz i have crappy mining and they have like 98 doesn't mean they can be a ch00b and be a bch at the same time, i think jaggyflax should ban those ppl that feast on peoples discomfert, it sickens me tbh, like when level 138 no-lifers take your green dragons, but i'm talking about mining, and he wouldn't leave me alone, but i finally hopped worlds and it was all good for me, until this level 99 miner purposely started to annoy me by taking all my ores, i'm like "wtf noob gtfo u already have 99 mine, go away" and he didn't do anything.. OMFGso after when i finally left from that noob 99 miner, i decided to go to to lumbridge on world 1, and of course they're we're internet ******* trying to get a gf and bf, but we all know that those girls are guys irl trying to get PHREE STOOF PLOX from they're bfs. so i was just minding my own business and this noob level 12 comes up to me and says "Hiya there babe, wanna go upstairs" and i'm like wtf? get these piece of trash off of me, and i'm like "guy irl" and s/he's like no.. lets go upstairs sugarmuffin, so i ignored it and it finally went away, and along came this "GUY" and he said "hey man, lets be 'gay" so i screamed irl and my neighbors called me again and said "stfu nub, i'm trying to get a gf on rs" so i went over to his house and broke in while he was on the bathroom and he was still logged in so i checked his account and these noobs we're messaging him saying "hey baby, where's our date" so i immediatly left and he caught me and he barraged me with his zezima acc, and i left and went back home, so i logged on and the same guy came up to me and asked me to be 'gay. so i hopped to world 3 and not awhole lot of people we're dating, but still a few, and this level 26 with steel asked me to be her bf, and i logged and flew to jaggyflax hq out in europe and complained that these noobs we're trying to have cyber-***** with me, and i told them the name of my account, time that it happened and world and after a few minutes MMG said "GOT'CHA NUB!" so i took a baseball bat and smashed his head... i flew back home and i was shocked to see that my neighbor had been arrested for cyber-********* noob. so i went to cook at catherby and there was like 10 people all at once getting 99 cook, i was like "wtf? is cooking that easy" so i then flew to jaggyflax's hq and complained about cooking, and they said it was VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY skill, but they didn't care, I was like "whatever, let 10m people get 99 cooking, dumb fat noobs, MAKE IT HARDER..... so after that i went to kill moss giants and i nearly died because of the stupid lag but no jagex won't update anything anymore because yeah i almost died but after awhile i did die with my mithril dagger steel kiteshield dragon med helm granite platebody and granite legs i was soo mad, so when i went to lumbridge i started to walk around and i found this "manhole" i was LOL'ING SO HARD, Manhole, i thought it was girlhole :LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, so i met this guy in lumbridge swamp and he said "hey bud, come ovah here and i'll give ya the best crack we got" so i ran but he kept on follwing me and i got really scared and i found tehnobshow shooting a video and zezima was there and i sht my pants(btw thanks zezima, these we're my good rs jeans) so i found out that i was on video and i panicked and said "ZEZIMA WAS CONSTIPATED ON THE TOILET AND SAID LAGG" so he started to chase me with his partyhats and all that good stuff and i was scared again so i went to lumbridge basement and i found this knife, i kept thinking to myself "should i?" so i said yes and i went out to zezima and said "c'mon noob" and i cut him up :s, gertjaars then came and said "noooooooo" so i left and felt realllyyyyyyyyyyyyy bad that i just owned zezima, but on the good side it was all on tape and tehnoobshow is going to be putting it on youtube very shortly, after that i went to the cowfield(i heard that cowhides are raising in prices) and i started to kill cows, but along comes this vegetarian and says "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T KILL THE COWS!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE A SLAUGHTERER!!!!!! I HATE YOU!@@@ KILL SOMETHING ELSE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!" so i felt kinda bad and i think that jaggyflax should remove the slaughter of cows because not everyone is a meatitarian like the noobs at Wendy's, so yeah jaggyflax should definately remove the slaughter of cows and put in pigs or something... nobody likes pigs because of TEH SWINE FLU, dumb pigs, ROAR!!!!!!!! as i was saying cows should not be in rs, anyways after that i went to wc some more with my sc hatchets and this noob had a slayer cape... i was like uhhh... how'd you get that? you a no-lifer like that zezima dood? he simply ignored me and i'm like "oh god not another bot..." so he must of been a bot, i mean 99 slayer and he doesn't talk? wow, pretty sad, so along comes this noob with 99 farming and i said "hi there" and he said "gtfo noob or i'm reporting you for harrassement, go be michael jackson kid and start you know.. doing them..." so i crapped my pants really quick and i BLAME IT ON JAGGYFLAX for letting these dumb 9 year olds into the game, and because of them i crapped 2 of my best pairs of jeans today..**** to all of you noobs, i hate you, but anyways, 2 million experience later i went runecraft, because mine kinda sucks, i wanted to make some air runes, so i teleported to falador and when i got to the old temple i tried to enter and i COULDN'T??????? WTH??? so i asked some noob and he said "idk" of course... the population of runescape has let me down again... so i asked gertjaars as he was walking by, and i asked him but he responded "stfu noob you killed zezima" so i asked tehnoobshow, and he said "well, jaggyflax moved it to varrock, and once again i crapped my pants(gf jaggyflax)so i walked to varrock and i was like "WTF, WHY THE HELL DID JAGGYFLAX MOVE IT WITHOUT TELLING ANYONE???" O M G, jaggyflax never does anything right, so once again i flew to europe and i complained to MMG(with his broken face) and said "why didn't you tell anyone about this update?" he responded "noob****, hahahahahahhahaahhaha" so i then broke his leg, his other leg and one arm, i flew back home and was so mad that i threw my computer out the window, i JUST SIMPLY LOST IT, so i went to futureshop and bought a new computer, hooked it up and logged on and started runecrafting, until i got to 20 runecrafting, then i ran out of rune essence and i went to buy more from the ge... but of course i couldn't without being harrasssed by some low-level noob begging for money and he was like "give me stuf nub" and i said stfu so he just kept following me and it got all weird because people were talknig about me and thought i was 'gay and it hurt my feelings, i seriously think jagex should take out the "FOLLOW" like wtf DO THEY SUPPORT STALKING? damnit, anyways after the noob left me alone i finally bought like 5k of rune essence and when i went to rc them another noob starts following me like wtf? dumb noobs can't apprecitiate higher levels with big shiny things and gorgeous clothes like omg, okay so after THAT NOOB left me alone i went to the altar and crafted like 28 at a time, and i have to say its SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORRRIINNNGGGGGGG like wtf? i would rather spin flax or cook shrimps dangit, okay so after i runecrafted 5k rune essence i started to mine my own PURE essence(HARHAR YOU SEE WHAT I DID THAR)so i could make a profit and increase my mining and runecrafting, so after i mined about 2k pure essence i tried to sell it on the street, but of course noobs we're like "OMFG THATS WORTH ALOT OF MONEY, GIMME GIMME" so i said stfu and they got mad and told MMG and he came and stole my pure essence... i was very mad and smashed my computer ONCE AGAIN, so i had to go to future shop and buy ANOTHER ONE but this time when i logged back on i found out that MMG had stolen my 586 uncut rubies... i was FURIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so after i made that back in about 30 minutes i was back to normal, mining my pure essence and along comes this noob who keeps flooding my chat with "@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@"'s and i said stfu so he gets mad, right? he comes into my clan chat and starts doing it, and then when i kicked him, he adds me and starts flamming me and i couldn't get him away!! he had numerous accounts just for this low-life noobish idiotic stuff... i couldn't get rid of him, no matter where he or i went... what a noob, amirite? anyways................... so after that idiotic monkey sht left me alone i could finally just mine my pure essence in peace, once i got about 4k pure essence i again went to the grand exchange but this time there was no MMG *YAY* so after i sold them i decided i would go do the christmas event that was released today(Dec.21) and i got there and there was like 1000000 people there all complaining about it being SOOO HARDD well noobs who we're saying that, i got one thing to say to you "HAVE A NICE CUP OF STFU" k? noobs should fricken happy that they got a god damn event in the first place, not some lame one like thanksgiving and the reward, but this christmas one was pretty fun and a decent award some noob decided to come up to me and say "need help, giving 200k" like wtf? is he stoopid or something? what a nerd, can't even figure out where scrouge is, i havepity on them stoopid noobs, amirite? so after i helped him and he gave me 200k i decided to head on over too rants only too see 4000000000 people ranting about the christmas event! wtf??!! it made no sense, it was fun, suspicious and AWESOME, so noobs out there STFU ABOUT THE CHRISTMAS EVENT, when i logged back on there we're these noobs in the new ghost costume and the candy cane telling christmas stories to level 42's in MITHRIL ARMOR! wtf? are they that bored? jeez get a life you fat ugly nerds, damnit, (THIS WAS IN F2P) after i told them to get a life they all started complimenting me and acting like OPRAH WINFREY so i decided to throw my COMPUTER OUT OF THE WINDOW ONCE AGAIN and it hit this old lady out on the street, so she decided to break into my house and STEAL MY RUNESCAPE HOODIE! wtf? i paid like 20 dollars for that thing and this old lady decides to come in and steal it? so after i went and bought a new computer, i went to the jagex store to try and buy a new hoodie, but IT CHANGED? wtf it was soooo much better before, more stuff, BETTER LOOKING STUFF and now they took it all out... curses to you jagex, thanks, thanks alot... so after that idiotic monkey sht left me alone i could finally just mine my pure essence in peace, once i got about 4k pure essence i again went to the grand exchange but this time there was no MMG *YAY* so after i sold them i decided i would go do the christmas event that was released today(Dec.21) and i got there and there was like 1000000 people there all complaining about it being SOOO HARDD well noobs who we're saying that, i got one thing to say to you "HAVE A NICE CUP OF STFU" k? noobs should fricken happy that they got a god damn event in the first place, not some lame one like thanksgiving and the reward, but this christmas one was pretty fun and a decent award some noob decided to come up to me and say "need help, giving 200k" like wtf? is he stoopid or something? what a nerd, can't even figure out where scrouge is, i havepity on them stoopid noobs, amirite? so after i helped him and he gave me 200k i decided to head on over too rants only too see 4000000000 people ranting about the christmas event! wtf??!! it made no sense, it was fun, suspicious and AWESOME, so noobs out there STFU ABOUT THE CHRISTMAS EVENT, when i logged back on there we're these noobs in the new ghost costume and the candy cane telling christmas stories to level 42's in MITHRIL ARMOR! wtf? are they that bored? jeez get a life you fat ugly nerds, damnit, (THIS WAS IN F2P) after i told them to get a life they all started complimenting me and acting like OPRAH WINFREY so i decided to throw my COMPUTER OUT OF THE WINDOW ONCE AGAIN and it hit this old lady out on the street, so she decided to break into my house and STEAL MY RUNESCAPE HOODIE! wtf? i paid like 20 dollars for that thing and this old lady decides to come in and steal it? so after i went and bought a new computer, i went to the jagex store to try and buy a new hoodie, but IT CHANGED? wtf it was soooo much better before, more stuff, BETTER LOOKING STUFF and now they took it all out... curses to you jagex, thanks, thanks alot... 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okay so i was at green dragons today and there was this noob level 138 and he put up a cannon and i'm liek wtf? he's a level 138 who comes to green dragons wtih a CANNON? what a noob unless he's really poor irl or ingame cuz why would he be at green drags? so i told him to get a life and he said smd, so i said nice life noob, no-lifing nerd and he just ignored me... he didn't care what i said, i actually think he was a bot.. so anyways i hopped world and there was this level 65 with a iron c'bow trying to kill these dragons and he was hitting 4's everytime, i think jagex should make it that you have to be 80+ to go to green dragons, after a while of green dragons i went to wc some ivy, but there was like 15 ppl there?? wtf?? most of them we're botters/afkers and it took them 1 minute to react to the ivy that's already chopped... so i got really mad and started screaming irl and my neighbor called me and said "stfu noob i'm botting on rs" so i'm like "wtff"???? I called the police and they came and i said "ban him he's botting" they left and said smd, so after that i went to hunt some red chins but of course there's level 3 noobs botting there, so i just ignored them and kept hunting, but it got so annoying they got every chin and they weren't even on they're computer! probably making out on a counter in the kitchen and saying "i love botting" so after that i went fishing and the fishing spots change so fast! it's unbelievable how they change so quickly, i think jaggyflax should fix that so we can get 99 fish easier, and after i got 3 fishing i went to fm a little at the grand exhanne and of course they'res 10 million noobs advertising for they're shty merch clans... oh yeah i hate merch clans too... so i tried to go into this merch clan and said "SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!" but i couldn't talk in the clans , i think jaagflex should make you can always talk in merch clans cuz its annoying... i hate it soooo much when they do that... so yeah i think that jaggyflax should make it that everyone can talk in merch clans cuz its always a scam and i think that people should be able to say "SMD YOU DUMB MERCH CLANS" but no... jaggyflax's great idea on making that.. gratz to you jaggyflax.. anyways i started fming and these DUMB FRICKEN NOOBS started stealing my spot and i went crazy and starting spassing out on them and they got mad and went and told their mom.. she got mad and starting telling me off... so i hopped worlds and people started calling me fat cuz i was fming.. i was like wtf.. you have a fm cape dumb noob and he just said "lol" and he walked away.. i think jaggyflax should ban those dumb noobs who say sht like that... makes no sense and it wastes people's time with their stupid dumb horrific jibber-jabber, so after fming i went to green dragons once again and these noobs had cannons, i was like "wtf noob get that cannon out of here" ofcourse they just said "no, get ur own monkeyballs" and i'm like wtf? noobs gotta stfu and l2own like me.. go to gwd or something if you wanna be a cheap [wagon], dumb noobs who are always jerking people off.. i hate them.. i just want to ban them all... so after green dragons i went to soul wars and my computer froze so bad because of the dumb autoer noobs my computer almost crashed.. i hate autoers they make your computer freeze, so after awhile i put my public chat off and i went to play, but JAGEX HAD TO MAKE THAT STUPID GOD DANG ACTIVITY it just doesn't make soul wars enjoyable as much, and i have to struggle just to get it up coz these dumb level 133's are crowding up the centre of the arena owning noobs with their ags' and bgs' and dfs and 3rd age and their "other good stuff" and i keep getting owned by these dumb barragers, they are overpowered, btw jaggflax nerf them, magic is WAY OVERPOWERED you have to nerf it so people can play fairly and not complain on what jaggyflax does.. oh yeah and they'res too many noobs who just sit there and band-aid peopleanyways i think that jaggyflax should make it that only 80+ can go into soul wars cuz its just not as fair when 1 team is stacked with 130+ and 1 with 10-, amirite? so after i went soul wars i went to stealing creation, and these noobs starting barraging me and hitting constant 26's on me, and i got REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY mad and then this noob with a DAGGER started to own me and i got really mad again, so i went and got a dagger and wanted to crush his pixel bones but of course he runs into the fog bank, it gets me so mad when ppl chicken out like that, dumb noobs who can't handle danger, it sickens me, so after i did about 3-4 games i got an sc hatchet and started to cut ivy, LIKE OM**BBQSAUCE I GET FRICKEN 662 XP PER IVY! good lord thats alot, i think jaggyflax should nerf sc hatchets or ivy.. they are wayyyyyyyyyyy too powerful, like i could get 99 wc in a day if i had permanent sc hatchets, its unacceptable jaagyflax, i don't think you should have added ivy, its just another easy nerfed skill that everyone has a 99 in, even though i'm going for 99 wc, but who cares what i'm doing atm, i'm ranting about this and it gets me mad when i see level 3's walking around with 99 wc, they either bots or no-lifers, amirite? anyways after that i went to mine and these DUMB FRIGGEN NOOBS STARTED TAKING MY ORE and i got mad, so i said "gtfo plz" and they laughed and said "no" and they purposely started taking my ore! like just cuz i have crappy mining and they have like 98 doesn't mean they can be a ch00b and be a bch at the same time, i think jaggyflax should ban those ppl that feast on peoples discomfert, it sickens me tbh, like when level 138 no-lifers take your green dragons, but i'm talking about mining, and he wouldn't leave me alone, but i finally hopped worlds and it was all good for me, until this level 99 miner purposely started to annoy me by taking all my ores, i'm like "wtf noob gtfo u already have 99 mine, go away" and he didn't do anything.. OMFGso after when i finally left from that noob 99 miner, i decided to go to to lumbridge on world 1, and of course they're we're internet ******* trying to get a gf and bf, but we all know that those girls are guys irl trying to get PHREE STOOF PLOX from they're bfs. so i was just minding my own business and this noob level 12 comes up to me and says "Hiya there babe, wanna go upstairs" and i'm like wtf? get these piece of trash off of me, and i'm like "guy irl" and s/he's like no.. lets go upstairs sugarmuffin, so i ignored it and it finally went away, and along came this "GUY" and he said "hey man, lets be 'gay" so i screamed irl and my neighbors called me again and said "stfu nub, i'm trying to get a gf on rs" so i went over to his house and broke in while he was on the bathroom and he was still logged in so i checked his account and these noobs we're messaging him saying "hey baby, where's our date" so i immediatly left and he caught me and he barraged me with his zezima acc, and i left and went back home, so i logged on and the same guy came up to me and asked me to be 'gay. so i hopped to world 3 and not awhole lot of people we're dating, but still a few, and this level 26 with steel asked me to be her bf, and i logged and flew to jaggyflax hq out in europe and complained that these noobs we're trying to have cyber-***** with me, and i told them the name of my account, time that it happened and world and after a few minutes MMG said "GOT'CHA NUB!" so i took a baseball bat and smashed his head... i flew back home and i was shocked to see that my neighbor had been arrested for cyber-********* noob. so i went to cook at catherby and there was like 10 people all at once getting 99 cook, i was like "wtf? is cooking that easy" so i then flew to jaggyflax's hq and complained about cooking, and they said it was VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY skill, but they didn't care, I was like "whatever, let 10m people get 99 cooking, dumb fat noobs, MAKE IT HARDER..... so after that i went to kill moss giants and i nearly died because of the stupid lag but no jagex won't update anything anymore because yeah i almost died but after awhile i did die with my mithril dagger steel kiteshield dragon med helm granite platebody and granite legs i was soo mad, so when i went to lumbridge i started to walk around and i found this "manhole" i was LOL'ING SO HARD, Manhole, i thought it was girlhole :LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, so i met this guy in lumbridge swamp and he said "hey bud, come ovah here and i'll give ya the best crack we got" so i ran but he kept on follwing me and i got really scared and i found tehnobshow shooting a video and zezima was there and i sht my pants(btw thanks zezima, these we're my good rs jeans) so i found out that i was on video and i panicked and said "ZEZIMA WAS CONSTIPATED ON THE TOILET AND SAID LAGG" so he started to chase me with his partyhats and all that good stuff and i was scared again so i went to lumbridge basement and i found this knife, i kept thinking to myself "should i?" so i said yes and i went out to zezima and said "c'mon noob" and i cut him up :s, gertjaars then came and said "noooooooo" so i left and felt realllyyyyyyyyyyyyy bad that i just owned zezima, but on the good side it was all on tape and tehnoobshow is going to be putting it on youtube very shortly, after that i went to the cowfield(i heard that cowhides are raising in prices) and i started to kill cows, but along comes this vegetarian and says "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T KILL THE COWS!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE A SLAUGHTERER!!!!!! I HATE YOU!@@@ KILL SOMETHING ELSE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!" so i felt kinda bad and i think that jaggyflax should remove the slaughter of cows because not everyone is a meatitarian like the noobs at Wendy's, so yeah jaggyflax should definately remove the slaughter of cows and put in pigs or something... nobody likes pigs because of TEH SWINE FLU, dumb pigs, ROAR!!!!!!!! as i was saying cows should not be in rs, anyways after that i went to wc some more with my sc hatchets and this noob had a slayer cape... i was like uhhh... how'd you get that? you a no-lifer like that zezima dood? he simply ignored me and i'm like "oh god not another bot..." so he must of been a bot, i mean 99 slayer and he doesn't talk? wow, pretty sad, so along comes this noob with 99 farming and i said "hi there" and he said "gtfo noob or i'm reporting you for harrassement, go be michael jackson kid and start you know.. doing them..." so i crapped my pants really quick and i BLAME IT ON JAGGYFLAX for letting these dumb 9 year olds into the game, and because of them i crapped 2 of my best pairs of jeans today..**** to all of you noobs, i hate you, but anyways, 2 million experience later i went runecraft, because mine kinda sucks, i wanted to make some air runes, so i teleported to falador and when i got to the old temple i tried to enter and i COULDN'T??????? WTH??? so i asked some noob and he said "idk" of course... the population of runescape has let me down again... so i asked gertjaars as he was walking by, and i asked him but he responded "stfu noob you killed zezima" so i asked tehnoobshow, and he said "well, jaggyflax moved it to varrock, and once again i crapped my pants(gf jaggyflax)so i walked to varrock and i was like "WTF, WHY THE HELL DID JAGGYFLAX MOVE IT WITHOUT TELLING ANYONE???" O M G, jaggyflax never does anything right, so once again i flew to europe and i complained to MMG(with his broken face) and said "why didn't you tell anyone about this update?" he responded "noob****, hahahahahahhahaahhaha" so i then broke his leg, his other leg and one arm, i flew back home and was so mad that i threw my computer out the window, i JUST SIMPLY LOST IT, so i went to futureshop and bought a new computer, hooked it up and logged on and started runecrafting, until i got to 20 runecrafting, then i ran out of rune essence and i went to buy more from the ge... but of course i couldn't without being harrasssed by some low-level noob begging for money and he was like "give me stuf nub" and i said stfu so he just kept following me and it got all weird because people were talknig about me and thought i was 'gay and it hurt my feelings, i seriously think jagex should take out the "FOLLOW" like wtf DO THEY SUPPORT STALKING? damnit, anyways after the noob left me alone i finally bought like 5k of rune essence and when i went to rc them another noob starts following me like wtf? dumb noobs can't apprecitiate higher levels with big shiny things and gorgeous clothes like omg, okay so after THAT NOOB left me alone i went to the altar and crafted like 28 at a time, and i have to say its SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORRRIINNNGGGGGGG like wtf? i would rather spin flax or cook shrimps dangit, okay so after i runecrafted 5k rune essence i started to mine my own PURE essence(HARHAR YOU SEE WHAT I DID THAR)so i could make a profit and increase my mining and runecrafting, so after i mined about 2k pure essence i tried to sell it on the street, but of course noobs we're like "OMFG THATS WORTH ALOT OF MONEY, GIMME GIMME" so i said stfu and they got mad and told MMG and he came and stole my pure essence... i was very mad and smashed my computer ONCE AGAIN, so i had to go to future shop and buy ANOTHER ONE but this time when i logged back on i found out that MMG had stolen my 586 uncut rubies... i was FURIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so after i made that back in about 30 minutes i was back to normal, mining my pure essence and along comes this noob who keeps flooding my chat with "@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@"'s and i said stfu so he gets mad, right? he comes into my clan chat and starts doing it, and then when i kicked him, he adds me and starts flamming me and i couldn't get him away!! he had numerous accounts just for this low-life noobish idiotic stuff... i couldn't get rid of him, no matter where he or i went... what a noob, amirite? anyways................... so after that idiotic monkey sht left me alone i could finally just mine my pure essence in peace, once i got about 4k pure essence i again went to the grand exchange but this time there was no MMG *YAY* so after i sold them i decided i would go do the christmas event that was released today(Dec.21) and i got there and there was like 1000000 people there all complaining about it being SOOO HARDD well noobs who we're saying that, i got one thing to say to you "HAVE A NICE CUP OF STFU" k? noobs should fricken happy that they got a god damn event in the first place, not some lame one like thanksgiving and the reward, but this christmas one was pretty fun and a decent award some noob decided to come up to me and say "need help, giving 200k" like wtf? is he stoopid or something? what a nerd, can't even figure out where scrouge is, i havepity on them stoopid noobs, amirite? so after i helped him and he gave me 200k i decided to head on over too rants only too see 4000000000 people ranting about the christmas event! wtf??!! it made no sense, it was fun, suspicious and AWESOME, so noobs out there STFU ABOUT THE CHRISTMAS EVENT, when i logged back on there we're these noobs in the new ghost costume and the candy cane telling christmas stories to level 42's in MITHRIL ARMOR! wtf? are they that bored? jeez get a life you fat ugly nerds, damnit, (THIS WAS IN F2P) after i told them to get a life they all started complimenting me and acting like OPRAH WINFREY so i decided to throw my COMPUTER OUT OF THE WINDOW ONCE AGAIN and it hit this old lady out on the street, so she decided to break into my house and STEAL MY RUNESCAPE HOODIE! wtf? i paid like 20 dollars for that thing and this old lady decides to come in and steal it? so after i went and bought a new computer, i went to the jagex store to try and buy a new hoodie, but IT CHANGED? wtf it was soooo much better before, more stuff, BETTER LOOKING STUFF and now they took it all out... curses to you jagex, thanks, thanks alot... so after that idiotic monkey sht left me alone i could finally just mine my pure essence in peace, once i got about 4k pure essence i again went to the grand exchange but this time there was no MMG *YAY* so after i sold them i decided i would go do the christmas event that was released today(Dec.21) and i got there and there was like 1000000 people there all complaining about it being SOOO HARDD well noobs who we're saying that, i got one thing to say to you "HAVE A NICE CUP OF STFU" k? noobs should fricken happy that they got a god damn event in the first place, not some lame one like thanksgiving and the reward, but this christmas one was pretty fun and a decent award some noob decided to come up to me and say "need help, giving 200k" like wtf? is he stoopid or something? what a nerd, can't even figure out where scrouge is, i havepity on them stoopid noobs, amirite? so after i helped him and he gave me 200k i decided to head on over too rants only too see 4000000000 people ranting about the christmas event! wtf??!! it made no sense, it was fun, suspicious and AWESOME, so noobs out there STFU ABOUT THE CHRISTMAS EVENT, when i logged back on there we're these noobs in the new ghost costume and the candy cane telling christmas stories to level 42's in MITHRIL ARMOR! wtf? are they that bored? jeez get a life you fat ugly nerds, damnit, (THIS WAS IN F2P) after i told them to get a life they all started complimenting me and acting like OPRAH WINFREY so i decided to throw my COMPUTER OUT OF THE WINDOW ONCE AGAIN and it hit this old lady out on the street, so she decided to break into my house and STEAL MY RUNESCAPE HOODIE! wtf? i paid like 20 dollars for that thing and this old lady decides to come in and steal it? so after i went and bought a new computer, i went to the jagex store to try and buy a new hoodie, but IT CHANGED? wtf it was soooo much better before, more stuff, BETTER LOOKING STUFF and now they took it all out... curses to you jagex, thanks, thanks alot... 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LOL actually read it all. It was strangely addictive. Also the last 2 stories were written twice, and jaggyflax eventually turned into jagex. Good job. :thumbsup:

One of the best lols in the thread.period...

Best line: "ZEZIMA WAS CONSTIPATED ON THE TOILET AND SAID LAGG"

[Wingless]

Well, there was this guy - not really a 'noob' (being level 136).

I was slaying Warped Tortoises, and he starts killing mine.

I get bored and go stand in the corner, chiming the Tortoises for him so he wouldn't have to.

 

Then he sais....

 

 

Oh and before I go, I say:

 

 

Best way to deal with arrogant idiots like him:

Tell 'em you love 'em