oooh i got lots of this, but all heard from freinds
player: Poisoning daggers for free!
me: er, so I give you a dagger, you poison it, and you hand it back right?
(quick check, nope, he's not in highscores for herby)
player: yes that's right, can I have your dagger please.
me: why not just hand out free weapon poison?
player: I want xp from poisoning them
me: that sounds suspiciously like item scamming to me
player: it is.
You can guess what happened next
and this is is funny too:
Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me!
Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!!
Noob2: How did you do that?!?
Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp!
Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!!
Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K!
Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K!
^this one made me laugh alot
and i got this one too
Noob:Can I have some sausages?
Guy(weilding abby whip):huh?
Noob:Can i have some sausages
Noob:The ones you're holding
Guy:these aren't sausage links(attacks guard to prove it)
Noob:wow, you killed something with sausages!plz plz can i have some
Guy:it's an abyssal whip
Guy:they're not sausages!!
Noob:noob im reporting you
Noob: for not sharing food
Guy:THEY'RE NOT FREAKING SAUSAGES!!!
Noob:omg why didn't you say so ffs noob
^lol i always tought whips look weird
thats all i have for now