m3ta93 Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 lol rune plates r cursed . as soon as i got 1 i was instantly being told that i could get to be a mod for the low low price of my pass, recov q's, and bank pin. i passed on that great deal. (now some1 quote me and add me to ur sig) (lol) ( no seriously do it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatpie Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 ok i was i widy getting prayer up when a pker attacks me.... noob pker: hah ill own you! me:ok..... *i hit kepp hitting like 10's on him and he keeps hitting 0's* noob: hah ur str is only like 50!! noob **he stills keeps hitting 0's** noob: 99 def lol??? me: nope **noob eats food** me:im owning u! **noob runs away** (i had no food) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironori Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 Noob: Am I sexy? Other guy: No Me: A little green but yeah Noob (apparently not getting the joke): Really? Thanks Noob: Be my girlfriend? Me: No Noob: Plz Me: No Noob starts following me around and I ditch him somewhere in Fally. "People are idiots. Some just like to say they reported you to see your reaction, others are just spastic losers that believe everything is reportable, and others got banned and end up reporting everyone because they are mentally disturbed" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkdan990 Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 Noob: Gimme your armour Me: Sure...for 200 k(I had full rune) Nood: No for free my dad owns runescape Me: Im sure he does Noob: IF you don't ill make him delet you Me: Really? That would be wonderful! Noob: Prepare to be deleted Me: OK, gimme a sec Me:... Me:... Me: Bring it! I have encountered noobs before but... :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonytang123 Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 Some guy claiming to know me -.- Yes, the other conversation was private.. whats that convo abou?t besides the pretending to know you part? :lol: IM A RC PKER 4 LIFE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bballhottie1332 Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 well, i would think u could figure it out...just by the words she didnt cross out. :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hell00omagz Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 lol rune plates r cursed . as soon as i got 1 i was instantly being told that i could get to be a mod for the low low price of my pass, recov q's, and bank pin. i passed on that great deal. (now some1 quote me and add me to ur sig) lol our names r alike..and ur picks arnt showing up or u just have alot of spaces. (lol) ( no seriously do it) we have all done this beforeone time i woke up sleeping under my bed with a jello and a spoon lol :ohnoes:Barrow Items: 31Le MTA vous poss̮̬̉̉de baiseur de m̮̬̉̉re Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
state_of_mind Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 GoingUnder wrote: Some guy claiming to know me -.- Yes, the other conversation was private.. whats that convo abou?t besides the pretending to know you part? Haha, I wonder what the other convo was about.. :wink: Any hockey fans out there who wants to chat, just send me a PM!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyrant_iv Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 just a few tips 2 loose noobs folowing u-teleport, go into a high lvl guild (i use the mining guild), or run through the different rooms of wite nites or another castle or building like this- or 1 of my favourites- run into a pak of high lvl monsters so they folo u and then die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoingUnder Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 GoingUnder wrote: Some guy claiming to know me -.- Yes, the other conversation was private.. whats that convo abou?t besides the pretending to know you part? Haha, I wonder what the other convo was about.. :wink: Lmao, wouldn't you like to know ... Hehe and plus it was not "cibering" lol I don't do that junk Um I didn't edit out the whole thing because I didn't think anyone would know what was being said i am a paint noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m3ta93 Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 lol rune plates r cursed . as soon as i got 1 i was instantly being told that i could get to be a mod for the low low price of my pass, recov q's, and bank pin. i passed on that great deal. (now some1 quote me and add me to ur sig) lol our names r alike..and ur picks arnt showing up or u just have alot of spaces. i just have a lot of spacesjavascript:emoticon('//:D/')spacy spacy spaces. oh yeah just so u know u got the quoting part right but its still not in your sig mister! (lol) ( no seriously do it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoingUnder Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 Lol here is some guy wanting me to be his , yet again this is not funny again, just a noob =) i am a paint noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoingUnder Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 another one lol ... I mean I didn't even bother to see what else he was going to say :S i am a paint noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craggyp Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 heres a fun conversation, or at least, the interesting parts: this was with a man(?) who claimed to go to oxford. somehow, he didn't manage to convey the whole oxford attitude (much less the oxford intelligence...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutty Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 Story 1: Noob: SElling decrotave helm!! 500k!! ME: dude thats insamne. Noob: ButIt was hards to get. ME: just win CW 2 times Noob: No It was harder! Me: Whya re you scamming? Nob: becauser it easy to make money this way TALK ABOUT HILARIOUS!! Stpry 2 Me: SEllign Mith longsword! Noob: Ill buy ME: how much? Noob. Lets dop trade. you first Me: Just how dumb do you think I am?! Noob thinks Noob: pretty. I then walk away and he follows Noob: hi Moob: hi Noob: hi Me: SHUT UP ALREADY!!! Noob: not until you give me your longsword! Me: Not until you pay for it!! Noob: Ill give you 5 gp. At thsi point I log off for 3 days to make sure hes gone. Story 3: Im mining and then a noob comes over to me Me: hi! how are you today! Noob: You think your soo great1!!! Me: ermmm... Noob: Well Il have you know Im in the legends guild! Me: Yeah... Noob: i had to do the Heros quest to get in! Me: Yeah right Story 4: (This happened this morning!) Noob: Hey I need 600 gp noob ME: hwy sohuld I? Noob: because I ned money to replace me axe. Me: no Noob then follows me around the dwarven mines till I take him to the entrance to the mining guild. Me: A repsawn is in there Noob: how I get in? Me: Kill a king scorpion Noob barley manages this and then come to gate. Noob: IM GONNA KIL YOU IN THE WILDLY!! ILL FIND YOU!! AHAHAHAHA!!! YOULL REGRET IT.!!!!!111!! At that point I made belives foam was coming out of his mouth. <-- this one better work.... >__< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craggyp Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 while leveling in wizards tower (gotta get magic to 55): a guy walsk in and says "I need earth, fire, chaos and water runes" pushy aint he? then it gets to this. I just ignore the guy, but hes persistant: n00b:main lvls n00b:mainlvl n00b:main lvl! n00b:main lvls? n00b:main lvls!!!!!!!!!!! n00b:Cragg n00b:main lvls n00b:well n00b:well n00b:well n00b:well n00b:well n00b:well n00b:well n00b:well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! n00b:u blind or sumit n00b:yes u r n00b:main lvls n00b:ur death n00b:burt n00b:u friged ur um n00b:mum n00b:main lvl piel n00b:main lvl lvl 39 n00b:main lvl n00b:well n00b:if u read this ur ga n00b:sauckers its still going on right now, so if anything funnier comes up, I'll add it in :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjotompfta Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me! Noob2: Why? Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!! Noob2: How did you do that?!? Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp! Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!! Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K! Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K! Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!! ^this one made me laugh alot Lol omg did this actualy happen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXAbyssalXx Posted June 28, 2006 Author Share Posted June 28, 2006 At that point I made belives foam was coming out of his mouth. Funny but what do you mean by that ^ |Noobs :roll:|Ebaums steals! :evil:|Go Stephie! :mrgreen:|http:// Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wortelhaar Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 i was fooling around on my female character with some dude (you know, when you use emo's that look like you are... making babies with eachother) i envited him to my house to pleasure me on the table, and we had lots of fun (and screenies lol), and had some realy dirty conversations. then, after half an hour, we were sitting on chairs, watching the fire and chatting Me:say him:yes? me:can i tell you a secret him:yea, sure darling me:i'm a man then i expelled all guests, threw him off my friends list (as he was a complete stranger) and tele'd to lumbridge; boy i wish i could've read his toughts at that moment \ he got punk'd EDIT: he wasn't a noob, he was realy nice actually, i wish i could've kept him on my list without getting flamed fine, happy now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaaps1 Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 noob: can you trim my armor for me? *im wearing full rune (t)* noob: plz? me: you cant trim armor noob: yes you can me: wanna bet? noob: bring it on noob: hows about 1 mil? *probley not gonna give it too me but...* me: fine! noob: so how are we gonna find out? me: use the offical website noob: that site lies *LOL!!!!* me: look you can trim armor but ill tell you how to get it noob: ok shoot me: you buy it off someone noob: thats all? how much me: over 1 mil noob: lier, you just wanna make me buy ur armor me: no i dont noob: tell me the truth me: i am noob: no ur not. if you can make armor with bars, noob: you need trimmed bars to make trimmed armor me: your rite, I was lying!!!ur a genius!!!! noob: so where do I mine trimmed ore? me: oh a special place in 49 wildy in world 1, with grester demons guarding it noob: do i need my pickaxe? * :roll: * me: what do you think? noob: should I wear armor? me: if you want. noob: ty im going!!! ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spoty71 Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 This is a very weird one i only remember a part but it is way dumber. (I am walking through Lumbridge) Noob: Whoa u r so so rich!!! Me: ...I am? Noob: Duh You have a black and blue party hat Me: ???They r wizard hats Noob: Liar i report u for item scamming Me: U cant do that i didnt do anything Noob: Reported for offensive language Me: ? Noob: Why do u wear copper armor that is so weak my bronze is better Me: Its Dragon!!! Noob: U Wish, ...whats a dragon? Me: forget it Noob: Give me all your riches or i tell me brother Andrew Goward Me : Lol Noob: Thats it your gonna pay Me:? Noob: I tell him right now!!! Stay!!! And he never came back again 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mmortalone Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 Some newbie was standing at the falador furnace and was saying "Buying 4 iron bars" for 30 minutes or something. Then someone finnaly was kind enough to give them to him to shut him up I gotta try that sometime.... \ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
runepker508 Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 this one was such a pathetic attempt to hack me him: hello im a rs mod and you have illegal items on your account i will have to know your username and password so i can remove them and i will give the account back in a month me: no way hacker noob him: im reporting you because you called me a noob! me: omg him: reported again haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironori Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 noob: can you trim my armor for me? *im wearing full rune (t)* noob: plz? me: you cant trim armor noob: yes you can me: wanna bet?... ... me: if you want. noob: ty im going!!! I wonder how long this kid survived in the wild. "People are idiots. Some just like to say they reported you to see your reaction, others are just spastic losers that believe everything is reportable, and others got banned and end up reporting everyone because they are mentally disturbed" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPkillamason Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 i was in varrock cutting trees and making fires and this lvl 3 girl walks up to me and says "u have a girlfriend" i said "no" and she goes "cuz u look way hot" i said "thanks" she starts getting annoying and starts askin me out....then i go "omg go away noob".....then she goes "well at least i dont sit here and build fires all day" it wudda been funnnier if u was there to see it...and i didnt get all the conversation right... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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