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lol rune plates r cursed . as soon as i got 1 i was instantly being told that i could get to be a mod for the low low price of my pass, recov q's, and bank pin. i passed on that great deal.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(now some1 quote me and add me to ur sig)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(lol)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

( no seriously do it)

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ok i was i widy getting prayer up when a pker attacks me....

 

 

 

noob pker: hah ill own you!

 

me:ok.....

 

*i hit kepp hitting like 10's on him and he keeps hitting 0's*

 

noob: hah ur str is only like 50!! noob

 

**he stills keeps hitting 0's**

 

noob: 99 def lol???

 

me: nope

 

**noob eats food**

 

me:im owning u!

 

**noob runs away**

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(i had no food)

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Noob: Am I sexy?

 

Other guy: No

 

Me: A little green but yeah

 

Noob (apparently not getting the joke): Really? Thanks

 

Noob: Be my girlfriend?

 

Me: No

 

Noob: Plz

 

Me: No

 

Noob starts following me around and I ditch him somewhere in Fally.

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Noob: Gimme your armour

 

Me: Sure...for 200 k(I had full rune)

 

Nood: No for free my dad owns runescape

 

Me: Im sure he does

 

Noob: IF you don't ill make him delet you

 

Me: Really? That would be wonderful!

 

Noob: Prepare to be deleted

 

Me: OK, gimme a sec

 

Me:...

 

Me:...

 

Me: Bring it!

 

 

 

I have encountered noobs before but... :roll:

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lol rune plates r cursed . as soon as i got 1 i was instantly being told that i could get to be a mod for the low low price of my pass, recov q's, and bank pin. i passed on that great deal.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(now some1 quote me and add me to ur sig)

 

 

 

lol our names r alike..and ur picks arnt showing up or u just have alot of spaces.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(lol)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

( no seriously do it)

we have all done this before

one time i woke up sleeping under my bed with a jello and a spoon lol :ohnoes:

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GoingUnder wrote:

 

Some guy claiming to know me -.-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yes, the other conversation was private..

 

 

 

 

 

whats that convo abou?t besides the pretending to know you part?

 

 

 

Haha, I wonder what the other convo was about.. :wink:

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just a few tips 2 loose noobs folowing u-teleport, go into a high lvl guild

 

(i use the mining guild), or run through the different rooms of wite nites or another castle or building like this- or 1 of my favourites- run into a pak of high lvl monsters so they folo u and then die

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GoingUnder wrote:

 

Some guy claiming to know me -.-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yes, the other conversation was private..

 

 

 

 

 

whats that convo abou?t besides the pretending to know you part?

 

 

 

Haha, I wonder what the other convo was about.. :wink:

 

 

 

Lmao, wouldn't you like to know ... Hehe and plus it was not "cibering" lol I don't do that junk

 

 

 

Um I didn't edit out the whole thing because I didn't think anyone would know what was being said

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lol rune plates r cursed . as soon as i got 1 i was instantly being told that i could get to be a mod for the low low price of my pass, recov q's, and bank pin. i passed on that great deal.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(now some1 quote me and add me to ur sig)

 

 

 

lol our names r alike..and ur picks arnt showing up or u just have alot of spaces.

 

i just have a lot of spacesjavascript:emoticon('//:D/')spacy spacy spaces.

 

 

 

oh yeah just so u know u got the quoting part right but its still not in your sig mister!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(lol)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

( no seriously do it)

\:D/\:D/

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heres a fun conversation, or at least, the interesting parts:

 

 

 

this was with a man(?) who claimed to go to oxford. somehow, he didn't manage to convey the whole oxford attitude (much less the oxford intelligence...)

 

 

 

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Story 1:

 

Noob: SElling decrotave helm!! 500k!!

 

ME: dude thats insamne.

 

Noob: ButIt was hards to get.

 

ME: just win CW 2 times

 

Noob: No It was harder!

 

Me: Whya re you scamming?

 

Nob: becauser it easy to make money this way

 

 

 

TALK ABOUT HILARIOUS!!

 

Stpry 2

 

 

 

Me: SEllign Mith longsword!

 

Noob: Ill buy

 

ME: how much?

 

Noob. Lets dop trade. you first

 

Me: Just how dumb do you think I am?!

 

Noob thinks

 

Noob: pretty.

 

I then walk away and he follows

 

Noob: hi

 

Moob: hi

 

Noob: hi

 

Me: SHUT UP ALREADY!!!

 

Noob: not until you give me your longsword!

 

Me: Not until you pay for it!!

 

Noob: Ill give you 5 gp.

 

 

 

At thsi point I log off for 3 days to make sure hes gone.

 

 

 

Story 3:

 

Im mining and then a noob comes over to me

 

 

 

Me: hi! how are you today!

 

Noob: You think your soo great1!!!

 

Me: ermmm...

 

Noob: Well Il have you know Im in the legends guild!

 

Me: Yeah...

 

Noob: i had to do the Heros quest to get in!

 

Me: Yeah right

 

 

 

Story 4: (This happened this morning!)

 

 

 

Noob: Hey I need 600 gp noob

 

ME: hwy sohuld I?

 

Noob: because I ned money to replace me axe.

 

Me: no

 

Noob then follows me around the dwarven mines till I take him to the entrance to the mining guild.

 

Me: A repsawn is in there

 

Noob: how I get in?

 

Me: Kill a king scorpion

 

Noob barley manages this and then come to gate.

 

Noob: IM GONNA KIL YOU IN THE WILDLY!! ILL FIND YOU!! AHAHAHAHA!!! YOULL REGRET IT.!!!!!111!!

 

 

 

At that point I made belives foam was coming out of his mouth.

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while leveling in wizards tower (gotta get magic to 55):

 

 

 

a guy walsk in and says "I need earth, fire, chaos and water runes"

 

 

 

pushy aint he?

 

 

 

then it gets to this. I just ignore the guy, but hes persistant:

 

 

 

n00b:main lvls

 

n00b:mainlvl

 

n00b:main lvl!

 

n00b:main lvls?

 

n00b:main lvls!!!!!!!!!!!

 

n00b:Cragg

 

n00b:main lvls

 

n00b:well

 

n00b:well

 

n00b:well

 

n00b:well

 

n00b:well

 

n00b:well

 

n00b:well

 

n00b:well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

n00b:u blind or sumit

 

n00b:yes u r

 

n00b:main lvls

 

n00b:ur death

 

n00b:burt

 

n00b:u friged ur um

 

n00b:mum

 

n00b:main lvl piel

 

n00b:main lvl lvl 39

 

n00b:main lvl

 

n00b:well

 

n00b:if u read this ur ga

 

n00b:sauckers

 

 

 

its still going on right now, so if anything funnier comes up, I'll add it in :D

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Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me!

 

Noob2: Why?

 

Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!!

 

Noob2: How did you do that?!?

 

Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp!

 

Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!!

 

Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K!

 

Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K!

 

Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!!

 

^this one made me laugh alot

 

 

Lol omg did this actualy happen?

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i was fooling around on my female character with some dude (you know, when you use emo's that look like you are... making babies with eachother) i envited him to my house to pleasure me on the table, and we had lots of fun (and screenies lol), and had some realy dirty conversations. then, after half an hour, we were sitting on chairs, watching the fire and chatting

 

 

 

Me:say

 

him:yes?

 

me:can i tell you a secret

 

him:yea, sure darling

 

me:i'm a man

 

 

 

then i expelled all guests, threw him off my friends list (as he was a complete stranger) and tele'd to lumbridge; boy i wish i could've read his toughts at that moment \' he got punk'd

 

 

 

EDIT: he wasn't a noob, he was realy nice actually, i wish i could've kept him on my list without getting flamed

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noob: can you trim my armor for me?

 

*im wearing full rune (t)*

 

noob: plz?

 

me: you cant trim armor

 

noob: yes you can

 

me: wanna bet?

 

noob: bring it on

 

noob: hows about 1 mil?

 

*probley not gonna give it too me but...*

 

me: fine!

 

noob: so how are we gonna find out?

 

me: use the offical website

 

noob: that site lies

 

*LOL!!!!*

 

me: look you can trim armor but ill tell you how to get it

 

noob: ok shoot

 

me: you buy it off someone

 

noob: thats all? how much

 

me: over 1 mil

 

noob: lier, you just wanna make me buy ur armor

 

me: no i dont

 

noob: tell me the truth

 

me: i am

 

noob: no ur not. if you can make armor with bars,

 

noob: you need trimmed bars to make trimmed armor

 

me: your rite, I was lying!!!ur a genius!!!!

 

noob: so where do I mine trimmed ore?

 

me: oh a special place in 49 wildy in world 1, with grester demons guarding it

 

noob: do i need my pickaxe?

 

* :roll: *

 

me: what do you think?

 

noob: should I wear armor?

 

me: if you want.

 

noob: ty im going!!!

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This is a very weird one i only remember a part but it is way dumber.

 

 

 

(I am walking through Lumbridge)

 

 

 

Noob: Whoa u r so so rich!!!

 

 

 

Me: ...I am?

 

 

 

Noob: Duh You have a black and blue party hat

 

 

 

Me: ???They r wizard hats

 

 

 

Noob: Liar i report u for item scamming

 

 

 

Me: U cant do that i didnt do anything

 

 

 

Noob: Reported for offensive language

 

 

 

Me: ?

 

 

 

Noob: Why do u wear copper armor that is so weak my bronze is better

 

 

 

Me: Its Dragon!!!

 

 

 

Noob: U Wish, ...whats a dragon?

 

 

 

Me: forget it

 

 

 

Noob: Give me all your riches or i tell me brother Andrew Goward

 

 

 

Me : Lol

 

 

 

Noob: Thats it your gonna pay

 

 

 

Me:?

 

 

 

Noob: I tell him right now!!! Stay!!!

 

 

 

 

 

And he never came back again 8-)

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Some newbie was standing at the falador furnace and was saying "Buying 4 iron bars" for 30 minutes or something. Then someone finnaly was kind enough to give them to him to shut him up

 

 

 

I gotta try that sometime.... \'

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this one was such a pathetic attempt to hack me

 

 

 

him: hello im a rs mod and you have illegal items on your account i will have to know your username and password so i can remove them and i will give the account back in a month

 

 

 

me: no way hacker noob

 

 

 

him: im reporting you because you called me a noob!

 

 

 

me: omg

 

 

 

him: reported again haha

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noob: can you trim my armor for me?

 

*im wearing full rune (t)*

 

noob: plz?

 

me: you cant trim armor

 

noob: yes you can

 

me: wanna bet?...

 

...

 

me: if you want.

 

noob: ty im going!!!

 

 

 

I wonder how long this kid survived in the wild.

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i was in varrock cutting trees and making fires and this lvl 3 girl walks up to me and says "u have a girlfriend" i said "no" and she goes "cuz u look way hot" i said "thanks" she starts getting annoying and starts askin me out....then i go "omg go away noob".....then she goes "well at least i dont sit here and build fires all day"

 

 

 

it wudda been funnnier if u was there to see it...and i didnt get all the conversation right...

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