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me: Why to you need a spade ?

 

newbie: To dig places

 

newbie: Find stuff

 

me: There's nothing to dig

 

me: You cant find nothing

 

newbie: Yes there is there are

 

me: Like what ?

 

newbie: I see them every day

 

newbie: Follow

 

[walking]

 

me: I hear something like this first time

 

[stoped at farming patch]

 

newbie: Right here

 

me: This is for members farming skill

 

newbie: Sometimes i notice it move

 

me: Sorry, but nothing to dig here

 

newbie: Earlier it was here

 

 

 

PS: Before asking why did she/he need a spade he/she yelled almost half an hour "Buying spade"

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Best thing in the world here:

 

I was walking around varrock until I see this:

 

(WARNING: Don't be drinking or eating whilst reading this!)

 

Noob: Hello Romeo

 

Noob: Romeo?

 

Noob: Hello?

 

Noob: Answer me!

 

Me: What are you doing?

 

Noob: It says "Speak to romeo" but when I say hello to him, he dosen't reply

 

*At this moment, I'm in fits, I bring a mate to stand on the same spot as Romeo is*

 

Me: Hello

 

Mate: Hello Phaper Plane

 

Noob: How does he listen to you?!

 

*I walk off, he follows me*

 

Noob: Who could you speak to him?

 

Me: Cause I can.

 

It continued on like this until for a while

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lol... I got a great one. My dad got this idea to pick up a random book/mag/anything with words on it, put my finger down somewhere and type that random sentence to noobs that were bugging me.

 

 

 

Well, this guy started asking me to be his gf (I'm a guy with a girl character), so i figured this would be a great time to try out my dad's idea.

 

 

 

Here are the results:

 

 

 

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There was more, but while I was taking pics he started spamming me and I lost the last part.

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It's not the size, but what you do with it. Oh but for your southern appendage, it's size fellas! ;)

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Lol the one above me is funny :D

 

 

 

This dude admitted he was a noob (We were mining im lumbridge swamp and he was calling everyone a noob 'coz they were lower leveled, except me)

 

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Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me!

 

Noob2: Why?

 

Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!!

 

Noob2: How did you do that?!?

 

Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp!

 

Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!!

 

Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K!

 

Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K!

 

Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!!

 

^this one made me laugh alot

 

 

Lol omg did this actualy happen?

 

 

 

omg if my lil bro did that to me he woud be dead by now #-o

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on Karajma docks.

 

 

 

lv3: free the sharks!

 

me: what?

 

lv3: free the sharks!

 

 

 

he kept going for 30 min then

 

 

 

lv3: give me sharks or give me death

 

nearly everyone else on dock: fine prepare to die

 

lv3: free the sharks!

 

 

 

i turned off chat and 30 min later i turned it on again and he was still going and everyone was yelling shut up

 

 

 

best reply to him by a lv 76: fine then, get members and go fish sharks yourself.

 

lv3: make me noob. free the sharks!

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on Karajma docks.

 

 

 

lv3: free the sharks!

 

me: what?

 

lv3: free the sharks!

 

 

 

he kept going for 30 min then

 

 

 

lv3: give me sharks or give me death

 

nearly everyone else on dock: fine prepare to die

 

lv3: free the sharks!

 

 

 

i turned off chat and 30 min later i turned it on again and he was still going and everyone was yelling shut up

 

 

 

best reply to him by a lv 76: fine then, get members and go fish sharks yourself.

 

lv3: make me noob. free the sharks!

 

 

 

I see why Jagex put an age limit on the game. Nine year olds get on and start saying stupid immature stuff. :roll:

SWAG

 

Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.

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on Karajma docks.

 

 

 

lv3: free the sharks!

 

me: what?

 

lv3: free the sharks!

 

 

 

he kept going for 30 min then

 

 

 

lv3: give me sharks or give me death

 

nearly everyone else on dock: fine prepare to die

 

lv3: free the sharks!

 

 

 

i turned off chat and 30 min later i turned it on again and he was still going and everyone was yelling shut up

 

 

 

best reply to him by a lv 76: fine then, get members and go fish sharks yourself.

 

lv3: make me noob. free the sharks!

 

 

 

I see why Jagex put an age limit on the game. Nine year olds get on and start saying stupid immature stuff. :roll:

 

i thought it was 12-year-olds? or was that counter-strike?

RAVE BREAK!

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Heres mine:

 

 

 

Girl: Can i buy ur chiken?

 

Me: No, they're untradable, srry.

 

Girl: I'll give you 50k.

 

Me: They're untradable.

 

Girl: 100k?

 

Me: Untradable.

 

Girl:Lier.

 

Me: Okay, you caught me, I'll sell 100m.

 

(Girl trades a multi colored flower)

 

(decline)

 

Girl: n00b thats over 100m!!

 

Me:Lol

 

 

 

Its amazing what has happened to people's intelligent levels over the years..... :wall:

 

I wonder whats happened to Runescape sometimes... :|

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on Karajma docks.

 

 

 

lv3: free the sharks!

 

me: what?

 

lv3: free the sharks!

 

 

 

he kept going for 30 min then

 

 

 

lv3: give me sharks or give me death

 

nearly everyone else on dock: fine prepare to die

 

lv3: free the sharks!

 

 

 

i turned off chat and 30 min later i turned it on again and he was still going and everyone was yelling shut up

 

 

 

best reply to him by a lv 76: fine then, get members and go fish sharks yourself.

 

lv3: make me noob. free the sharks!

 

 

 

I see why Jagex put an age limit on the game. Nine year olds get on and start saying stupid immature stuff. :roll:

 

 

 

There's an age limit? :?: Since when? When I joined there was no age limit. What is it by the way? :D

R.I.P Shiva and The Old Nite

Visit My Huge Goals!!! <---- Click This

My Pk Gallery

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GWD: 3x Saradomin Sword, 2x Saradomin Hilt, 2X B Boots, 1x Tasset, 2X B Plate, 2X Shard, 1X D Med

TDs: 3x Solo Claws, 1x Solo Armour Piece

99 Untrimmed HP, 0% Pc'd and before Soul Wars -- Trimmed July 1, 2009

First Untrimmed HP Cape to 96 summon, top 300 to 96 summon

Proud owner of the strength, magic, range, and hitpoints capes.

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Double Poster...

 

 

 

In Fishing Guild

 

 

 

In one minute:

 

N00b: Selling Raw Lobs

 

N00b: Selling Raw Lobs

 

N00b: Selling Raw Lobs

 

N00b: Selling Raw Lobs

 

N00b: Selling Raw Lobs

 

Someone: message

 

N00b: Selling Raw Lobs

 

N00b: Selling Raw Lobs

 

N00b: Selling Raw Lobs

 

N00b: Selling Raw Lobs

 

 

 

N00b: Selling Raw Lobs

 

Someone: message

 

N00b: Selling Raw Lobs

 

N00b: Selling Raw Lobs

 

N00b: Selling Raw Lobs

 

N00b: Selling Raw Lobs

 

N00b: Selling Raw Lobs

 

N00b: Selling Raw Lobs

 

N00b: Selling Raw Lobs

 

N00b: Selling Raw Lobs

 

 

 

Continues like that for a few minutes.

 

 

 

 

 

N00b: Selling Raw Lobs

 

N00b: Selling Raw Lobs

 

N00b: Selling Raw Lobs

 

N00b: Selling Raw Lobs

 

N00b: Selling Raw Lobs

 

N00b: Selling Raw Lobs

 

Me: Shut up or I'll push you into the water and p00n you to death with meh harpoon.

 

N00b: Selling Raw Lobs

 

N00b: Selling Raw Lobs

 

N00b: Selling Raw Lobs

 

N00b: Selling Raw Lobs

 

N00b: Selling Raw Lobs

 

N00b: Selling Raw Lobs

 

 

 

*Splash*

I'm back?! No wayz!!!

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here is mine

 

 

 

Noob: I need food

 

Me: Too Bad my fish is mine

 

Noob:But i need food

 

Me: So do I. I was hacked last week

 

Some Guy: Lol

 

Noob: Lol

 

Noob: Gimme food you noob

 

Me: Eh talking bout yourself huh?

 

Noob: Wanna be hacked again

 

Me: Noob

 

Some Guy: Was that a threat!

 

 

 

Some noobs are unbeliveable one minute they want stuff the next they think they can hack your account

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heres me telling a joke to a lvl 102

 

im baller and im lvl 80

 

 

 

baller577:if your flying over the desert and u get a flat tire, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

 

lvl 102:...5...? lolz

 

baller577: nope none! you know why?

 

lvl 102:um...why

 

baller577: theres no bbq sauce on the chicken wings!!! (zombie dance)

 

lvl 102:lol noob

 

baller577: (zombie dance) yep and proud of it

 

 

 

EDIT: this would make an aweosome sig :P \' :P \'

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Newb: Does anyone know the location of Zezima?

 

Me: 300 miles below the pits of Hell.

 

Newb: Ok thanks.

 

Newb: I better get to digging.

SWAG

 

Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.

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this just happened

 

this noob pm's me

 

 

 

noob-give me 3k or 2k or 1k if you don't i will report u

 

me-report me for what?

 

noob-being mean

 

me-how was i mean to you....

 

noob-come to world 7 right know!

 

me-how was i mean to you....

 

noob-by not helping me

 

noob-know go to world 7 know!!!

 

me- first off you can't report me for not helping you

 

me-your just a noob that wants money

 

noob-shut up im gonna hack you know

 

me-you can report people for doing that, and i will

 

noob has logged out

 

 

 

i think i saw this noob about 2 months ago, he asked me if i can help him do a quest but i was busy.

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oooh i got lots of this, but all heard from freinds :D

 

Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me!

 

Noob2: Why?

 

Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!!

 

Noob2: How did you do that?!?

 

Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp!

 

Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!!

 

Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K!

 

Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K!

 

Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!!

 

^this one made me laugh alot

 

 

 

 

LOL! I bet his brother either killed him or killed himself :lol:

 

 

 

[TEST]

 

Ever had a noob say something stupid to you? Well post it here!

 

 

 

ROFLMAO!!! I laughed so friggin hard, I cried! I bet when his brother got on, the conversation went like this:

 

 

 

Noob1: Guess what!

 

Bro: Dunno...

 

Noob1: I sold your crown! I got 100k for it!

 

Bro: OMG!!! I"M GONNA MURDER YOU!!!

 

Noob1: Mom!

 

*Wrestling takes place. Brother strangles him. Funeral planned the next day...*

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Newb: Does anyone know the location of Zezima?

 

Me: 300 miles below the pits of Hell.

 

Newb: Ok thanks.

 

Newb: I better get to digging.

 

 

 

What is happening to the world? #-o

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It's not the size, but what you do with it. Oh but for your southern appendage, it's size fellas! ;)

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Now that I have the skull sceptre, everywhere I go, I get noobs following me calling it "a cow skull on a stick"

 

 

 

I remember someone here said that, and now its spread through the game.

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i once saw ruby and ash in the wildy, thought it was a santa hat.

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