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Not so much nooby as it is funny.

 

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This guy fails. Big time.

 

EDIT: Sorry, bad cropping.


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Not so much nooby as it is funny.

 

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lmfao. rusttoid is a tifer too.


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This guy fails. Big time.

 

EDIT: Sorry, bad cropping.

 

This guy: Man I want 99 fm but its too boring

 

Friend: That's ok, I know a bot that gets 99 fm and its undetectable!

 

This guy: Wow, really? Sounds great!

 

Friend: Yea its really cool! Just install it on your computer and go to bed.

 

This guy: Ok! *does as told*

 

*after a few hours of normal training, after the guy is asleep, the bot starts spamming*

 

Just my guess at how this went down

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Noob: Dir!

 

Me: ?

 

The noobs run away for a second

 

Noob: I'm going to report you for not saying much!

 

Me: Alrighty then...

 

The noob runs away


You just lost the game.

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I saw this on world 1 the other day when I was walking around,

 

138 with blue partyhat walks past level 3.

 

Level 3 follows 138

 

Level 3: Ooh I heard that that hat was rare and valuable, I'll give you 1k for it or is that too much.

 

138: Are you serious?!

 

Level 3: Yeah if that's too much I can give you 500 gp instead.

 

Me and 138 at the same time: *Facepalm*


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I saw this on world 1 the other day when I was walking around,

 

138 with blue partyhat walks past level 3.

 

Level 3 follows 138

 

Level 3: Ooh I heard that that hat was rare and valuable, I'll give you 1k for it or is that too much.

 

138: Are you serious?!

 

Level 3: Yeah if that's too much I can give you 500 gp instead.

 

Me and 138 at the same time: *Facepalm*

I'd say that in world 1 no one is lvl 138.


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I saw this on world 1 the other day when I was walking around,

 

138 with blue partyhat walks past level 3.

 

Level 3 follows 138

 

Level 3: Ooh I heard that that hat was rare and valuable, I'll give you 1k for it or is that too much.

 

138: Are you serious?!

 

Level 3: Yeah if that's too much I can give you 500 gp instead.

 

Me and 138 at the same time: *Facepalm*

I'd say that in world 1 no one is lvl 138.

And I assume your're paraphrasing because nobody would say something as... literate as that imo. Also it's highly unlikely a level 3 would know of Party Hats, unless they'd heard much of their actual cost... I doubt it happened really. :mellow:


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I saw this on world 1 the other day when I was walking around,

 

138 with blue partyhat walks past level 3.

 

Level 3 follows 138

 

Level 3: Ooh I heard that that hat was rare and valuable, I'll give you 1k for it or is that too much.

 

138: Are you serious?!

 

Level 3: Yeah if that's too much I can give you 500 gp instead.

 

Me and 138 at the same time: *Facepalm*

I'd say that in world 1 no one is lvl 138.

Fishy story is fishy

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Some noob PMd me pretending to be a Jagex Mod. I can't rememeber what was the convo exactly, but apparntly half the Jagex Mods were pissed off at me for some reason or other, and shes trying to help me out of it. But first I had to give her my Pin backwards. She didn't even have a crown. Because apparntly crowns don't show if you're talking to a person from a private Runescape server?

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Even tho i dont have a party hat, it is widely known that any jelous type of d bag will say "Nice party hat, to bad it's not yours"

 

And i think anyone who has ever had a discounted item have heard this.

 

Not the funniest of things, but good god is it noob.

 

No screenies needed, just put on your discounted item (excluding the non-tradables ofc) and go to any place full of free2players and you will hear all kinds of things that they feel about you and your discounted item! That is if you need proof of it.

Now go ahead and have a nice conversation with these primates and i am positively sure you will see something that will both amuse and amaze the people of the world!

 

Huzzah!


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This guy fails. Big time.

 

EDIT: Sorry, bad cropping.

 

Unfortunately, it could be the case where a totally legit player got hacked. Out of spite or profit, once the hacker was done with the account, they let the bot run to ensure the account got banned.

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Minding my own business when some guy starts talking to me and several others:

 

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I found it funny


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RIght after RSC opened back up I signed in to try and make money. As I'm walking to the Hero's Guild this guy starts following me from Falador. He follows me all the way to the guild without saying anything. I decide he had to want something so I say:

 

Me: Yes?

 

Him: I buy your water armor and fire axe? I give all my money.

 

 

I figured he had to be screwing with me so I just went into the guild without saying anything.


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Some noob PMd me pretending to be a Jagex Mod. I can't rememeber what was the convo exactly, but apparntly half the Jagex Mods were pissed off at me for some reason or other, and shes trying to help me out of it. But first I had to give her my Pin backwards. She didn't even have a crown. Because apparntly crowns don't show if you're talking to a person from a private Runescape server?

That is wrong on so many fronts --- this person wasn't a noob, they were a scammer. Staff impersonation and asking for login details are BAD, BAD, BAD. :angry:

 

To those of you who read this post: report these people *please please*. Even if you are a whole-hearted anarchist, I hope :pray: that you can see that people who behave like this are *terrible* for the R S community. :cry:


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Some noob PMd me pretending to be a Jagex Mod. I can't rememeber what was the convo exactly, but apparntly half the Jagex Mods were pissed off at me for some reason or other, and shes trying to help me out of it. But first I had to give her my Pin backwards. She didn't even have a crown. Because apparntly crowns don't show if you're talking to a person from a private Runescape server?

That is wrong on so many fronts --- this person wasn't a noob, they were a scammer. Staff impersonation and asking for login details are BAD, BAD, BAD. :angry:

 

To those of you who read this post: report these people *please please*. Even if you are a whole-hearted anarchist, I hope :pray: that you can see that people who behave like this are *terrible* for the R S community. :cry:

^ This. This is what we need more of, not wbms but people who dont wanna see others get scammed/hacked. Thank you guy. Thank you. :thumbsup:


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:lol:

 

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I winz?


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:lol:

 

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I winz?

 

 

K! To Pink's one. Tbh, Jagex didn't explain the clue items properly.

 

To Atf, I was talking about the 'Life' series narrated by David Attenborough. So.


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Got this image from the ScapeBoard years ago :P

 

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Not so much nooby as it is funny.

 

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lmfao. rusttoid is a tifer too.

 

ohi. I wouldn't have done it if i knew you were a tifer, but its fun to annoy people sometimes :)

 

EDIT: I'm still wondering how that because i don't have 85 slayer, means i can't kill the jad...


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It's great you know what you're talking about rustiod. Everything you've said is 100% accurate a true.

 

That being said...your a [bleep]ing [bleep] douchebag, and none of your advice will ever (or should ever) be taken seriously because of it.

disregard good advice because the giver is a douche

 

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Minding my own business when some guy starts talking to me and several others:

 

 

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I found it funny

 

Lol, what were all the Ty's for?

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This one was probably a typo but it still made me laugh.

 

Some guy: Buying Verac's fail!


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