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"People say bronze armor is the worst, but if you use its right it's the best."

LOL

 

He was walking around Zanaris...

 

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What a funny guy.

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As posted in Screenies thread;

 

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I lol'd hard.. Wasn't excepting a Jmod to reply..

Haha nice :thumbup:

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This isnt exactly the most hilarious ever, but I thought it was kind of funny...

 

So im in Safe FFA wearing full Zamorak and this level 88 comes up and says:

Him: Hey Dum A** join us were makin a full zammy clan

 

[at this point a level 87 walk up and attacks him, he immediately runs into the safe boundary thing]

 

Me: 2 things man, 1, im not gonna join someone who randomly calls me a dumba**, and 2, I'm not gonna join a runner like you

 

[after running away from the same guy again]

 

Him: 2 things Dum A**, stfu, and join my clan

 

Me: ...


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in times when Danger rears its head

Against excessive joy defend,

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No Excuses (For not showering)

 

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Hehe. Don't take this too seriously, he's a pretty cool guy and I'm sure it was said as a joke.

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He was walking around Zanaris...

 

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LOL, epic fail.

Okay, tired of this.

 

He's obviously doing Lost City. He's come through the leprechaun shack, and doesn't realize that is all he needs to do, so is wandering around looking for the next step of the quest.

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He was walking around Zanaris...

 

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LOL, epic fail.

Okay, tired of this.

 

He's obviously doing Lost City. He's come through the leprechaun shack, and doesn't realize that is all he needs to do, so is wandering around looking for the next step of the quest.

 

You know where Zanaris are? :thumbsup:


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Sorry, but making fun of someone because English isn't their native language is just... I dunno, boring I suppose


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Do keep a level head my friend,

in times when Danger rears its head

Against excessive joy defend,

O, my comrade doomed to die.

 

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ἢ τὰν ἢ ἐπὶ τὰς

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Sorry, but making fun of someone because English isn't their native language is just... I dunno, boring I suppose

 

I don't recall anyone doing that.


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You know where Zanaris are? :thumbsup:

Sorry, but making fun of someone because English isn't their native language is just... I dunno, boring I suppose

I don't recall anyone doing that.

Oh really ?

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Not a noob player, technically, but in Edgeville earlier today there was a bot who was alching and spamming "32" in the chatbox non-stop for the entire time I was there.

 

We got like half the bank to report the kid, who never said anything except "32" when people were like "obvious bot is obvious" and "say 32 if you want to get reported for botting!".

 

I saw a player in Varrock doing this as well just spamming 32, we weren't sure if it was a bot though.

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Anyone noticed how you never lose connection? Nowadays you get DDOSed [/sarcasm] <_<


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Anyone noticed how you never lose connection? Nowadays you get DDOSed [/sarcasm] <_<

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Some dib**** that I went past. I didn't take a look at him but apparently he's a gangstah.

 

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Some dib**** that I went past. I didn't take a look at him but apparently he's a gangstah.

 

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I see people like this in my CC every so often. It's funny how stupid it looks typed out.


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Didnt screenie this buti know i should have *bang head off table*

 

I needed just over 1k xp for 70 ranged so I went to the Experiments in Canfis.

 

Was killing my last one to level when some person logged in

 

Him: Kamp

Him: Kampf

Me: ?

HIm: just checking you wernt botting

Me: :/

 

It seems to be now that if your over 110 combat and at Expeiments for a small bit of xp you are a bot, what the hell has happened to Runescape?


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Didnt screenie this buti know i should have *bang head off table*

 

I needed just over 1k xp for 70 ranged so I went to the Experiments in Canfis.

 

Was killing my last one to level when some person logged in

 

Him: Kamp

Him: Kampf

Me: ?

HIm: just checking you wernt botting

Me: :/

 

It seems to be now that if your over 110 combat and at Expeiments for a small bit of xp you are a bot, what the hell has happened to Runescape?

 

No its pretty much "everyones a bot"

 

That guy fishing, hes a bot, that guy at GE, hes a snipe bot, that guy killing armadyl, obviously a bot.


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Didnt screenie this buti know i should have *bang head off table*

 

I needed just over 1k xp for 70 ranged so I went to the Experiments in Canfis.

 

Was killing my last one to level when some person logged in

 

Him: Kamp

Him: Kampf

Me: ?

HIm: just checking you wernt botting

Me: :/

 

It seems to be now that if your over 110 combat and at Expeiments for a small bit of xp you are a bot, what the hell has happened to Runescape?

 

No its pretty much "everyones a bot"

 

That guy fishing, hes a bot, that guy at GE, hes a snipe bot, that guy killing armadyl, obviously a bot.

 

 

There are no players, only more bots.


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Didnt screenie this buti know i should have *bang head off table*

 

I needed just over 1k xp for 70 ranged so I went to the Experiments in Canfis.

 

Was killing my last one to level when some person logged in

 

Him: Kamp

Him: Kampf

Me: ?

HIm: just checking you wernt botting

Me: :/

 

It seems to be now that if your over 110 combat and at Expeiments for a small bit of xp you are a bot, what the hell has happened to Runescape?

 

Meh, this happened to me last night at my Slayer Task. Had like 197 Blue Dragons to kill, so I might as well go to the Taverly Dungeon. I saw a guy there but he was only killing the baby blue dragons. After a few hours later, he hopped and another came and asked me the same questions. "Neo", "Neo" "Never mind, I though you were botting"

 

People these days....morons.


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noob : gimme 50k plz im gona get them back before 1 week

 

me : ur lvl 50 go dam yourself and make it ur own

 

noob : no i cant its hard now gimme it !! i got 0 coin plz!!

 

me : why do u need 50k ??

 

noob : i will make a runescape membership!

 

me : telling my self "" huh wtf he is talking about "" then i told him : urmmmm how?

 

noob : someone told me if i get him 50k he will make me member without a password ! or credit card or anything he told me he is the game maker friend in life

 

me : do you believe him?!?!!?!

 

noob : yes he is lvl 80 do you believe that!!! he is so dammit strong

 

me : ok im lvl 114 now why im not the game maker friend?

 

noob : because you dont know how to make friends noob

 

me : you dont know how to lie people

 

noob : ok im gona tell him to tell game maker to ban you

 

me : hhhhhhhh try if you can noob even tho its 1 man who created runescape its a huge company called jagex it have a website aswell "" jagex.com

 

noob : go dam yourself im sure you made that account to trick people

 

me : ok then collect 50k then give it to him good luck losing 50k

 

noob : gtfo

 

me : "" tele"" i dont have time to lose it by talking to a noob lvl 50 who knows nothing about rs


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This happened a long time ago, but it went like this:

 

Noob: Hey, ur the person who hacked me and took all my stuff!!!

 

Me: ?

 

Noob: Dont lie to me, you know you took my stuff. Give my full rune back or ill report you!!!

 

Me: Wtf are u talking about???

 

Noob started following me, threatening to report me, until i logged and world hopped.

 

Needless to say that they went on my :angry: list


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a noob was trolling me read it in my sign

and i dont know whats the reason i just said wc lvl


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Some dib**** that I went past. I didn't take a look at him but apparently he's a gangstah.

 

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I see people like this in my CC every so often. It's funny how stupid it looks typed out.

 

don't u mean how funny it sounds to?

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