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Same guy as my first post, different conversation.

 

Noob: Whats your con lv?

 

Me: 66

 

Noob: Darn, I need an alter so I can get extra prayer xp.

 

Me: Sounds like a good idea, but gilded alter is 75 con right?

 

Noob: Yeah, but with ice drag bones I can get 10k xp per bone

 

Me: Frost drags you mean? Yeah those bones are like 14k each and you said 99k was a lot of money earlier

 

Noob: Well its worth it

 

Me: Even if you were lv 50, you would need 2 something mil to get to 60

 

Noob: Well I'm 65

 

Me: 65 prayer?

 

Noob: Ohhh, no 65 combat 32 prayer

 

Me: Right so like 1.8 mil to get from 32 to 50

 

Noob: Yeah, thats a lot of money, guess I'll go mine some more granite it gets me the big $$$$$ you know?

 

Me: Right....

 

 

Not as funny as the first conversation, but still pretty amusing.

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^Reminds me of when I mined coal in barbarian village for money. :D On a good day I could make up to 50K lol


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Easy, this is from ages and ages ago but:

 

Noob: Selling rare black lobbies 50k each!!

 

Me: (playing along with him) I'll buy them let me get my money

 

Noob: Ok just do it quick cuz I don't wanna get reported for scamming

 

 

Just wow...

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Here we go, here we go same guy as the two previous posts

 

Noob: Hey can you get barrows armor from barrows brothers?

 

Me: As the name implies, yes.

 

Noob: Cool, I'm gonna go kill them and sell the armor for 1 mil

 

Me: The lowest barrow brother is lv 98 and you are lv 65....

 

Noob: I'll be fine I have full rune and I'll bring sharks

 

Me: :blink: Hey theres this cool site called Tip.it go check it out, has a barrows guide

 

Noob: I use RuneWiki

 

Me: Woah, bad boy, Tip.it rulz

 

Noob: I don't want any viruses on my computer

 

Me: Tip.it is virus free dude

 

Me: If you want less viruses, stopping looking at inappropriate pics online (joking here)

 

Noob: Okay, I'll try

 

Me: :blink:

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Lmao. We are virus.


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This str pure came up to me when I was in the wilderness agility course and he starts killing me, I only had cakes on me then so I die. I'm annoyed because he killed me then...

Noob:Your reported for hacking!!!

Me:Why?

Noob:You only dropped cakes when I killed you!!!

Me: Thats all I had on me

Noob: lool you idiot why you only bring cakes into the wildy

Me:I was training agility

Noob:lool no you weren't you were at the obstacle course

Me:It's an agility course

Noob: lool no its not, thats the obby course lying haxer Im going to report you!!!!!

Me:I thought you already did?

Noob:nothing for like 2 minutes, then calls me an idiot and logs out.

 

Really sad, but it was pretty funny. :roll:


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After all these years this thread is still going, fair play!


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^Yup. I've posted some stupid stuff on this thread lol.

 

I had some guy like that on the agility course too TheGuthixSword :\

 

He came up to me asking for help with a map cluescroll. I agree knowing it's a trap (Wizardry gear, helllooo) so I bring food. As soon as we hit the wildy via teleport from Ardougne, he starts attacking me with spells that would make Voldemort jealous. I manage to slash the web with a knife and get all the way to the agility course where I train for a while. I get some xp until a short while later he appears and tries to kill me. I get more xp until I'm out of food and very nearly out of health.

 

I cuss him out and it's funny how people keep you alive just to get the last word in. So I get more xp and he finally kills me.

 

He did that for a small amount of xp and hurt pride.


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Just explained to this guy that NPC's in skilling areas are not players but programs. He was like "woah these guys play 24/7!" and he thought that they were hacked accounts by Jagex now forced to play all the time. :wall:

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Just explained to this guy that NPC's in skilling areas are not players but programs. He was like "woah these guys play 24/7!" and he thought that they were hacked accounts by Jagex now forced to play all the time. :wall:

Lol. Maybe he's hit on a brand new way to punish botters. :lol:


 

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I sure hope so lol.

 

Talking to same guy and he's like "ever killed a hex? there like lv 5000!!!!"

I'm like NEX, DUDE, NEX.

 

ROFL

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Time to raise this thread from its grave.

 

 

So I was just checking upon Runescape this one day with mah usual casual equipments on (members objects). A level 3 comes to me.

 

LVL3: What armour is that.

 

Me: *tell what each piece of equipment is*

 

LVL3: Where you get it.

 

Me: From members server.

 

*Before I can get to details, he gets excited.*

 

LVL3: Omg hacker you cant take member stuff to free world.

Give me money or i report you.

 

Me: I'll give you stuff if you can catch me. *Tele*

 

 

If I hadn't been in a hurry, I would had probably played along for a while.


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Lmao that's awesome. Threatening with reporting is so sad. It's like threatening with nothing lol.


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I saw this at fally bank

 

Pure: Well I'm off to go get a fire cape.

Girl in ele: Oh nice Fire level?

Pure: I got 11 firemaking

Girl in ele: oh wow 11-99 fm will take a while.

Pure: Teleports away


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Eh

 

everytime i see that I laugh hard and I dont know why

 

 

Also is my siggy grounds to be worthy in this thread? :P


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i love it when noobs say "umadbro" they just sound like complete idiots saying they'll beat u up irl.

 

LOL :thumbsup:

 

i like how noobs have such bad attitudes towards high levels just because they're jelious

 

Theres gunna be so many more noobs with people making accounts thru refer a friend....

 

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Eh... Perhaps I should pretend to be male.

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Eh... Perhaps I should pretend to be male.

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I've had that problem before.

 

Not that I pretend to be a girl in the ga...

 

...Shut up...


"An Amateur practices until he can get it right. A Professional practices until he can't get it wrong."

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Eh... Perhaps I should pretend to be male.

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Just do what I do, sell them nudes for 20m a pop.

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I have to say that is the one good thing about the plethora of bots in F2P - they don't tell me my RS character is hawt and ask to be my bf. :lol:


 

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Good way to deal with them :thumbup:.


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Eh... Perhaps I should pretend to be male.

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Just do what I do, sell them nudes for 20m a pop.

Good way to deal with them :thumbup:.

Enaid encouraging prostitution?

its what $0.40 a mill now? 20m is pretty cheap imo.


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CR vs. CLS threads always turn into discussions about penis size.
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Eh... Perhaps I should pretend to be male.

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Oh my, are you beaver lady? I'll laugh if you remember that.


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Eh... Perhaps I should pretend to be male.

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Oh my, are you beaver lady? I'll laugh if you remember that.

 

Beaver lady?? :blink:


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