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Lvl 56 comes me lvl 81

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob:noob

 

 

 

Noob:noob!!!!

 

 

 

Noob:!!!!!!!!noob!!!!!1frogber u noob

 

 

 

Noob:noob

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Keeps calling me a noob for half an hour

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For no reason

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then this girl comes out of nowere she kills him out of wildy I get

 

 

 

Scared :ohnoes: and logout sad for him :boohoo:

 

 

 

edit:ya when somone reply my thing

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Lvl 56 comes me lvl 81

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob:noob

 

 

 

Noob:noob!!!!

 

 

 

Noob:!!!!!!!!noob!!!!!1frogber u noob

 

 

 

Noob:noob

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Keeps calling me a noob for half an hour

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For no reason

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then this girl comes out of nowere she kills him out of wildy I get

 

 

 

Scared :ohnoes: and logout sad for him :boohoo:

 

 

 

edit:ya when somone reply my thing

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ooooh thats funny rofl

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:o Rude!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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My immediate reaction was yeah as you can see in the pic! Naw I'm not joking, noone else said yeah to me.

 

 

 

--different post below by same person--

 

 

 

I only would of went with him if he had a nice bed :S Not jokes :P

 

 

 

Omg... you rock... I love you... will you marry me?

 

 

 

The conversation with the non-noob person you posted on page 3, 4, or 5 was pretty good too... It stimulated my imagination...

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Some noob makes a thread about pures on Runescape Forums... :-k

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: pure r promblem y u ask coz dey cheet n hav liek 1 df n stuff whn i haveliek 80 n stuff

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Forum Mod (not noobish of course!): And, in not a particulary surprising development, you are now banned. Have fun with that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That one made me laugh! :lol:

 

 

 

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Lol, these are all pretty funny :D I remember asking my friend what happend to his armour, and he said he gave it to somebody. I asked why and he said they were trimming it. Then I said that he was never going too get it back, he didn't belive me :wall:

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For some reason I think I have noob repelent, I never actually get into a conversation with a noob that isn't my friend. Well anyways,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My cousin was playing when some guy waks up to him and asks him for his pass, and he keeps asking until my cousin is so annoyed that he tell him! My cousins account is now permentaly banned because his 'hacker' was pass scamming.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My friend met someone and wanted to join this persons clan. But, he had too pass a 'trustworthiness test' first. So my friend gave him his pass, and he lost his account for a bit.

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One time, I was crafting airs at world 16. I didn't know that it was the world that most people run airs so when I got there I was like:

 

 

 

'Why so many ppl? It's packed in here Is there a party??' and I was a lvl 50 back then :oops:

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Hahaha! This is great stuff! I just finished reading it all... (took me 3 days)I know I have some good noob conversations somewhere in my memory, but I've taken more than my fair share of head injuries recently, soooo... :( ... ah well, I can always go to an f2p server, hang around in lumbridge wearing member item.... or I could pull the old "vibrating sheep of death" trick... :lol: (if you are the first person to pm me and guess where I got that, I'll go to your world and give you a small prize of 10k! Seriously, I will. I'm nice like that. :) ) Keep posting please! :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT: pm in the game, that is.

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I have watched people be reported (by low levels) for the following things:

 

 

 

- lighting trails of fire

 

 

 

- stealing

 

 

 

- killing people in the wilderness

 

 

 

- chopping the same tree as somebody else

 

 

 

- having a combat over 120

 

 

 

- standing in the same place for a while...

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here goes one 5 min ago:

 

 

 

noob: can i have some free stuff i died and lost all good stuff

 

 

 

(god can beggars have a better story? that one is sooo old!)

 

 

 

noob: plzzzz

 

 

 

me: how about no?

 

 

 

noob: can i have the book wat kind is it? (I WAS WIELDING A MAGE'S BOOK!)

 

 

 

me: Its a mages book! are you insane or what?!?! :evil:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the noob goes away

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just remeber another one kinda like freak's story

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i was at edge when this happend

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob- can i have ur hair

 

 

 

me-[what the heck]....

 

 

 

noob-piz im bald!!

 

 

 

me- um ok..... go run to varrock and back here

 

 

 

noob-after 1 min i went there

 

 

 

me-ok now get me full rune

 

 

 

noob-ok *went to bank*

 

 

 

*trades offers up full monk*

 

 

 

me- i said rune

 

 

 

noob- yah this is rune

 

 

 

me- since when

 

 

 

noob-since i made the game

 

 

 

me- ok so whats ur name

 

 

 

noob-samantha

 

 

 

me- but u have a guy character

 

 

 

noob- so

 

 

 

me- the guy who made rs name is Andrew and your a stupid fool

 

 

 

noob-reported!!! every1 coolpokemon is a stupid ****ing *****

 

 

 

me- ok your right!!!! now if u want my hair go get my a abby whip

 

 

 

noob- [quiet you]

 

 

 

me reported and then i teled

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:-k confusing i know :shock:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

what is full monk?????

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i know its alot to read but please listen

 

 

 

this was on my lvl 23 account waiting for a combat tipeter event in varrock square "leader never showed up :cry: )

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2 ppl are dancing (u know the following thing)

 

 

 

me: *joins in the group*

 

 

 

noob(gf): please go away mister

 

 

 

noob(bf): yea go away u f***in ch00b.

 

 

 

me: :evil: :evil: i have a right to follow this is a feature jagex made.

 

 

 

noob(bf): go away u f***in ch00b .N.O.W

 

 

 

**thank you, your report has been sent**

 

 

 

me: no i have a right to follow u it isn't breaking any rules

 

 

 

noob(gf): *stops following her bf and starts doing cry emote 10 million times

 

 

 

noob(bf): **** look what u did to her u a**hole!

 

 

 

me: omg what did i do im just following \'

 

 

 

then they keep trying to run away and get me caught behind fences for a half hour unsuccesfully

 

 

 

afterwards the noob gf's "brother" shows up and starts doing the same thing the bf did

 

 

 

here is where it gets interesting, after an hour (yeah im THAT stubborn) of getting mad at me for following them, they start pming each other (trust me i knew) and then the noob gf logs off all of a sudden. also her private chat is off so i couldn't follow her to the other world. as i sit there disappointed, she logs back in to the same world (not so smart as i thought eh?) and makes a run for it, but im still following :D. i still follow and now the gf's "cousin" who is exactly the same looking starts flipping me off. all i can say is "is following that bad? then this is where it gets interesting. all of a sudden the bf "reports" me for bug abuse. now here's some more dilogue: (sp?)

 

 

 

me: dude i didn't abuse any bug let alone find one.

 

 

 

noob(bf): u were bugging my gf u are reported

 

 

 

me: than u just misused customer support**Thank you, your report has been sent**

 

 

 

me:[email protected] won't be happy to see your report

 

 

 

noob(gf): why are u doing this to me?!

 

 

 

me: it's fun

 

 

 

then i logged off so yeah, im kinda the noob in that story but i think they overreacted to me following them. After all, i just wanted to dance

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Ok, so I was in Varrock, meeting my f2p friend from school. I felt like showing off, so I was wearing my Proselyte, white beret, and white hally.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My friend wanted some arrows so I went to buy him some. When I was in the ranged shop. some noob walks up to me and asks,"Can I have some money?"

 

 

 

Me: No

 

 

 

Noob: Why not?! You have like 400k!

 

 

 

Me: What makes you say that?

 

 

 

Noob: Because your armor is like 500k!

 

 

 

Me: Actually, its just 30k. (Sorry if the price is wrong, I forgot the exact one.)

 

 

 

Noob: No, its 500k!

 

 

 

Me: Whatever.

 

 

 

Then the noob follows me all over the place, cussing at me and calling me a geek because I play too long. I just say bye to my friend, and log off.

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i know its alot to read but please listen

 

 

 

this was on my lvl 23 account waiting for a combat tipeter event in varrock square "leader never showed up :cry: )

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2 ppl are dancing (u know the following thing)

 

 

 

me: *joins in the group*

 

 

 

noob(gf): please go away mister

 

 

 

noob(bf): yea go away u f***in ch00b.

 

 

 

me: :evil: :evil: i have a right to follow this is a feature jagex made.

 

 

 

noob(bf): go away u f***in ch00b .N.O.W

 

 

 

**thank you, your report has been sent**

 

 

 

me: no i have a right to follow u it isn't breaking any rules

 

 

 

noob(gf): *stops following her bf and starts doing cry emote 10 million times

 

 

 

noob(bf): **** look what u did to her u a**hole!

 

 

 

me: omg what did i do im just following \'

 

 

 

then they keep trying to run away and get me caught behind fences for a half hour unsuccesfully

 

 

 

afterwards the noob gf's "brother" shows up and starts doing the same thing the bf did

 

 

 

here is where it gets interesting, after an hour (yeah im THAT stubborn) of getting mad at me for following them, they start pming each other (trust me i knew) and then the noob gf logs off all of a sudden. also her private chat is off so i couldn't follow her to the other world. as i sit there disappointed, she logs back in to the same world (not so smart as i thought eh?) and makes a run for it, but im still following :D. i still follow and now the gf's "cousin" who is exactly the same looking starts flipping me off. all i can say is "is following that bad? then this is where it gets interesting. all of a sudden the bf "reports" me for bug abuse. now here's some more dilogue: (sp?)

 

 

 

me: dude i didn't abuse any bug let alone find one.

 

 

 

noob(bf): u were bugging my gf u are reported

 

 

 

me: than u just misused customer support**Thank you, your report has been sent**

 

 

 

me:[email protected] won't be happy to see your report

 

 

 

noob(gf): why are u doing this to me?!

 

 

 

me: it's fun

 

 

 

then i logged off so yeah, im kinda the noob in that story but i think they overreacted to me following them. After all, i just wanted to dance

 

 

 

why would you go through all that trouble..............

 

 

 

anyways still kind of funny that they over reacted just that you were following them.

 

 

 

guy might even get madder when he finds out something happened to his account.

 

 

 

stop messing with people

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I was just in world 79 fally at the south entrance and there is a lvl 26 there

 

 

 

killing guards and the convo goes like this...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob:Ya mon! Owned mon

 

 

 

noob:Day gettin ownd mon

 

 

 

me:That is the most fake jamacan(sp?) chat speak ive ever seen

 

 

 

noob:I need free food mon

 

 

 

noob:(almost dead)Plz mon?!

 

 

 

me:Hope u get 0wn3d(wave emote)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I didn't bother to stick around to see if he died.He had didn't have anything good on him.

 

 

 

(If you say what he types out loud it sounds really phony)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For some reason noobs bother me all the time.They are attracted to me like a magnet.

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