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After reading all 68 pages of this, there are still two that I find funnier than all the others:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me!

 

 

 

Noob2: Why?

 

 

 

Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!!

 

 

 

Noob2: How did you do that?!?

 

 

 

Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp!

 

 

 

Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!!

 

 

 

Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K!

 

 

 

Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K!

 

 

 

Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

^this one made me laugh alot

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm wearing Rune Axe.

 

 

 

Wearing? Did you selotape the axe on your chest? :lol:


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After reading all 68 pages of this, there are still two that I find funnier than all the others:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me!

 

 

 

Noob2: Why?

 

 

 

Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!!

 

 

 

Noob2: How did you do that?!?

 

 

 

Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp!

 

 

 

Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!!

 

 

 

Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K!

 

 

 

Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K!

 

 

 

Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

^this one made me laugh alot

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm wearing Rune Axe.

 

 

 

Wearing? Did you selotape the axe on your chest? :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AW nice, I only read a few but those are very great. Keep finding more! :D


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LOL at myself in top-2, even though I was the noob :oops:

 

 

 

The one of Eddie_682 is really the best. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here's one of Pest Control, when I attack a spinner together with someone 40ish levels lower.

 

 

 

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i read all the pages like a month ago here is the only 1 i can find

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob:you smell

 

 

 

Person:yup i smell good 8-)


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first time posting a pic not sure if its right or wrong and it aint that funny but its only one i got pic of.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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This one happened a while ago. I was around level 64 on my account before I retired it and the noob was level 3.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob- Follow to win 5 mil

 

 

 

Me and 5 other people follow- (I was following for fun. I knew it was a scam)

 

 

 

Noob leads us to Varrock castle roof

 

 

 

Noob- alright now we're going to play a game

 

 

 

Noob- You trade me items and I trade them back

 

 

 

Noob- Whoever trades the best items wins.

 

 

 

Me in PM to Noob- Why are you trying to scam them?

 

 

 

Noob in PM- It's easy money and if u don't tell I give u half.

 

 

 

Me PM- Alright I'll play along

 

 

 

*Trust game goes on for 5 minutes with me dropping very obvious hints to the others that it was a scam. And yes I had already reported him several times*

 

 

 

Noob- and the winner is...

 

 

 

Me- You cuz you're a stupid scammer.

 

 

 

Everyone else on room- OMG OMG MY ITEMS *Start reporting guy like crazy*

 

 

 

Noob in PM- thanks... you ruined it, and it was going well

 

 

 

Me- Remember kids, scamming is bad

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sad thing was one of the guys who was really playing the game was high 50s in level.

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This one happened a while ago. I was around level 64 on my account before I retired it and the noob was level 3.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob- Follow to win 5 mil

 

 

 

Me and 5 other people follow- (I was following for fun. I knew it was a scam)

 

 

 

Noob leads us to Varrock castle roof

 

 

 

Noob- alright now we're going to play a game

 

 

 

Noob- You trade me items and I trade them back

 

 

 

Noob- Whoever trades the best items wins.

 

 

 

Me in PM to Noob- Why are you trying to scam them?

 

 

 

Noob in PM- It's easy money and if u don't tell I give u half.

 

 

 

Me PM- Alright I'll play along

 

 

 

*Trust game goes on for 5 minutes with me dropping very obvious hints to the others that it was a scam. And yes I had already reported him several times*

 

 

 

Noob- and the winner is...

 

 

 

Me- You cuz you're a stupid scammer.

 

 

 

Everyone else on room- OMG OMG MY ITEMS *Start reporting guy like crazy*

 

 

 

Noob in PM- thanks... you ruined it, and it was going well

 

 

 

Me- Remember kids, scamming is bad

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sad thing was one of the guys who was really playing the game was high 50s in level.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

one time i saw a lvl 3 with 5mil :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: he really had 5mil, he showed me :shock:


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^ im not surprised. so many woodcutting, fishing, crafting, smithing guys going around now...


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i loved this conv. between two noob, one was a boy and another was a girl.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Boy: Hi

 

 

 

Girl: HI

 

 

 

Boy: I love u <3:

 

 

 

Girl: NO u dont :roll:

 

 

 

Boy: Excuse me, how can u say I dont love u? :lol:

 

 

 

Girl: u r trying to do my insult

 

 

 

( btw they were with their school friends- I think :anxious:

 

 

 

boy: hey u decide you love me or not, but dont say I dont love u

 

 

 

Girl: (i think she is speaking the boy's real name)Nick, u r sick :-X

 

 

 

Boy: No i am serious. :ohnoes:

 

 

 

Girl: ok I am putting end to this, bye =;

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

( and she logged out)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

After she logged out, other firends were like" Crap what u doin?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And omg!! it was jokes, how that girl goes like "no, U dont love me!! :lol: "

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(btw i never said that guy's real name, I've changed it.)


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Today at the bank

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob - "Selling Adamant Javelin"

 

 

 

Noob - "100k"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me - "Idiot it's worth nothing close to that"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob - "But I bought it for 115k"

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This one happened a while ago. I was around level 64 on my account before I retired it and the noob was level 3.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob- Follow to win 5 mil

 

 

 

Me and 5 other people follow- (I was following for fun. I knew it was a scam)

 

 

 

Noob leads us to Varrock castle roof

 

 

 

Noob- alright now we're going to play a game

 

 

 

Noob- You trade me items and I trade them back

 

 

 

Noob- Whoever trades the best items wins.

 

 

 

Me in PM to Noob- Why are you trying to scam them?

 

 

 

Noob in PM- It's easy money and if u don't tell I give u half.

 

 

 

Me PM- Alright I'll play along

 

 

 

*Trust game goes on for 5 minutes with me dropping very obvious hints to the others that it was a scam. And yes I had already reported him several times*

 

 

 

Noob- and the winner is...

 

 

 

Me- You cuz you're a stupid scammer.

 

 

 

Everyone else on room- OMG OMG MY ITEMS *Start reporting guy like crazy*

 

 

 

Noob in PM- thanks... you ruined it, and it was going well

 

 

 

Me- Remember kids, scamming is bad

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sad thing was one of the guys who was really playing the game was high 50s in level.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

one time i saw a lvl 3 with 5mil :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: he really had 5mil, he showed me :shock:

 

 

 

i saw a lvl 3 with 10 mil. showing people for the trust game.

 

 

 

luckily i fell for it and lost 1gp 8-) 8-)


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last week i was in castle wars and a lvl 3 asked me if i was a member lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What a noob.....


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i saw a lvl 3 with 10 mil. showing people for the trust game.

 

 

 

luckily i fell for it and lost 1gp 8-) 8-)

 

 

 

I know what it feels like :( i've lost 1gp to those scammers too :cry:


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yea... maybey you are reading these... i didnt think anyone would waste that much time.... but hey... im a noob right? so what do i know??

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

btw this whole thread is about making fun of begginers who know nothing about the game who someday will all be lvl 126 and pwn us all so this thread is really dumb.... but successful

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

im one of each.....

 

 

 

1,2and3


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I was walking around lumby because i wanted to get my tears when this happened.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: Nice Initiate

 

 

 

Me: Actually its Proselyte

 

 

 

Noob: Hey everyone is there such thing as Proselyte?

 

 

 

Other People: No etc.

 

 

 

Me: Yes there is

 

 

 

Noob: Reported for item scamming

 

 

 

Me: Do you even know how to report people?

 

 

 

Silence for like a minute

 

 

 

Noob: No can you tell me how so I can report you?


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Heheh, I had a friend who I knew in real life and was just starting out and he asked me:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Him: "What are flies used for?"

 

 

 

Me: Wha? Theres no such item as a fly

 

 

 

Him: "But then what's fly fishing?"

 

 

 

Me: Thats a type of fishing...not fishing for flies...

 

 

 

Him: "Oh..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Heheheh, and I've been retelling that ever since :wink:


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i saw a lvl 3 with 10 mil. showing people for the trust game.

 

 

 

luckily i fell for it and lost 1gp 8-) 8-)

 

 

 

I know what it feels like :( i've lost 1gp to those scammers too :cry:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its actually funny when you lose 1gp and the guy is like "hahahahahaha im rich now"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Just cause I have full rune and I'm level 56, people ask for "Phr33 st00f pl0z 0r I will h4xz0r u 2 bits!!!!!!11111" :notalk:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I had full Rune at lvl 42 (maged Elvarg) and went to C Wars, had 14 people following me calling me a hacker! :shock:

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This one happened a while ago. I was around level 64 on my account before I retired it and the noob was level 3.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob- Follow to win 5 mil

 

 

 

Me and 5 other people follow- (I was following for fun. I knew it was a scam)

 

 

 

Noob leads us to Varrock castle roof

 

 

 

Noob- alright now we're going to play a game

 

 

 

Noob- You trade me items and I trade them back

 

 

 

Noob- Whoever trades the best items wins.

 

 

 

Me in PM to Noob- Why are you trying to scam them?

 

 

 

Noob in PM- It's easy money and if u don't tell I give u half.

 

 

 

Me PM- Alright I'll play along

 

 

 

*Trust game goes on for 5 minutes with me dropping very obvious hints to the others that it was a scam. And yes I had already reported him several times*

 

 

 

Noob- and the winner is...

 

 

 

Me- You cuz you're a stupid scammer.

 

 

 

Everyone else on room- OMG OMG MY ITEMS *Start reporting guy like crazy*

 

 

 

Noob in PM- thanks... you ruined it, and it was going well

 

 

 

Me- Remember kids, scamming is bad

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sad thing was one of the guys who was really playing the game was high 50s in level.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

one time i saw a lvl 3 with 5mil :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: he really had 5mil, he showed me :shock:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Two ways... either

 

 

 

a) he's a pure who has good skills and merchants a lot or

 

 

 

B) he has a main account and drop traded it over *against the rules*


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This happened to me yesterday while standing at the fountain in Varrock helping a friend with a quest. I was wearing full rune.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: Hey dbhibs!

 

 

 

Me : Yes?

 

 

 

Noob: How much for head?

 

 

 

Me: Pardon?????

 

 

 

Noob: Head

 

 

 

Me: Eh????

 

 

 

Noob : For your rune head

 

 

 

Me: Ah I see now!!

 

 

 

Me : You mean a rune helmet!

 

 

 

Noob: Yeah

 

 

 

Me : Not for sale

 

 

 

Noob: Noob!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don't think the noob realised that what he was asking could be interpreted in different ways! :-w


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Heheh, I had a friend who I knew in real life and was just starting out and he asked me:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Him: "What are flies used for?"

 

 

 

Me: Wha? Theres no such item as a fly

 

 

 

Him: "But then what's fly fishing?"

 

 

 

Me: Thats a type of fishing...not fishing for flies...

 

 

 

Him: "Oh..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Heheheh, and I've been retelling that ever since :wink:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I can understand the noob being confused over that one, but some of them are stupidly funny :XD:


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I don't think the noob realised that what he was asking could be interpreted in different ways! :-w

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yes, he might have asked for a brain!


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lol rune plates r cursed . as soon as i got 1 i was instantly being told that i could get to be a mod for the low low price of my pass, recov q's, and bank pin. i passed on that great deal.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

on my old account that happen to!!!!!!!!!!!


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I was up training late one night at bandit's and I asked a guy in a defence cape whether he was training attack or defence w/ his whip.


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