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Please make them creative!!! All I have read so far are (sorry to say this, some of them are actually really funny, lol) not very creative. Doesn't have to be RS related, although that would be nice, especially if they're funny.

 

 

 

 

 

Hi all, I'm Issy. saw this idea on Runescape forums a while ago...meh that was like a year agoand it died.

 

 

 

So welcome to...You Swing Your axe At The Tree...Game.

 

 

 

Just continue the sentence. It can be crazy, stupid, a short story, boring, mad,...whatever but IT HAS TO BE FUNNY!!!

 

 

 

I will do a Hall of Fame for the funniest according to my sense of originality and humour.

 

 

 

 

 

Examples:

 

You swing your axe at the tree...

 

You get some logs.

 

 

 

You swing your axe at the tree...

 

The tree swings it back. Uh hu...

 

 

 

You swing your axe at the tree...

 

The tree's brother is the KBD.

 

 

 

 

 

Hall Of Fame

 

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SirDorphus

 

In America, you swing your axe at the tree

 

In Soviet Russia, The Tree swing axe at YOU!

 

 

 

Ok, so it's not side-splittingly funny, but at least it's original. Unlike all the others.

 

 

 

You swing your axe at the tree,

 

Sumone yells, 'Can I have sumthing for free?'

 

Your axe head goes flying,

 

Gettin distracted by replying,

 

Man, you just got scammed, don't you see?

 

Brilliant! =D> =D>

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You swing your axe at the tree.

 

The axe rebounds and knocks you out, you wake up and find yourself in some guy's bed.


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rofl...

 

 

 

hilarious in a dumb kinda way

 

 

 

 

 

=D>

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You swing your axe at the tree.

 

You miss horibbly, get your woodcutting up loser.


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You swing your axe at the tree...

 

Oops, the tree was a noob in brown and green.

 

You continue your malevolent hacking.

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You swing your axe at the tree...

 

The axe head flies off and spins into somone's head, goes right through and swing back and finalyl lands on your axe.

 

You continue cutting....


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you swing your axe at the tree, but you're standing on the wrong side and get the tree in your head.


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R.I.P. Shiva and Steve

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You swing your axe at the tree in world 111 on the 6th of june 2006 and durial321 comes and pks you


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You swing your axe at the tree.

 

You hit the level 126 guy in front of you, which really makes him mad. He teleports you to the wilderness and one-hit kills you. (Don't ask me how he does it, that's not the point.)


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I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but, I am not sure you realize tht what you heard is not what I meant.

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you swing ur axe at the tree a guy jumps out of the tree and pks you :shock:


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you swing your axe at a tree

 

... and a dead banker falls out :shock:

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You swing your axe at a tree...

 

A bird nest falls behind you!

 

A guy standing next to you offers to buy it.

 

You agree and sell it to him, forgetting to search the nest.

 

He searches it and finds several gems #-o

 

These gems provide him with just enough cash to finally buy a whip.

 

He goes pking in the wilderness and comes across someone with a phat, a pickaxe, and a skull. (Had he not gotten the fast money from your gems, he would have missed this person)

 

Naturally, he kills this person and grabs the phat.

 

He uses the phat to amass a huge fortune through staking and merchanting.

 

He then uses this money to buy most of the phats in runescape, with an intent to resell them for ludicrous amounts of money.

 

Jagex takes note of this and wipes out many of the phats available in runescape by banning him on a charge of "item scamming" :roll:

 

The price of rares skyrockets due to their increased rarity.

 

Owners of rares can afford to pay higher prices for raw materials, thus changing the market so that new players cannot afford many items.

 

This leads to a decline, and eventual stop to, the influx of new players.

 

With no new f2p'ers to do the less preferable jobs (such as gathering raw materials), many p2p'ers must now resort to doing these things themselves.

 

The game thus becomes less enjoyable to p2p'ers, who then quit in large amounts.

 

Jagex begins to lose large amounts of money and realizes that runescape can no longer be continued.

 

 

 

Congratulations! You killed runescape!


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You swing your axe at a tree...

 

A bird nest falls behind you!

 

A guy standing next to you offers to buy it.

 

You agree and sell it to him, forgetting to search the nest.

 

He searches it and finds several gems #-o

 

These gems provide him with just enough cash to finally buy a whip.

 

He goes pking in the wilderness and comes across someone with a phat, a pickaxe, and a skull. (Had he not gotten the fast money from your gems, he would have missed this person)

 

Naturally, he kills this person and grabs the phat.

 

He uses the phat to amass a huge fortune through staking and merchanting.

 

He then uses this money to buy most of the phats in runescape, with an intent to resell them for ludicrous amounts of money.

 

Jagex takes note of this and wipes out many of the phats available in runescape by banning him on a charge of "item scamming" :roll:

 

The price of rares skyrockets due to their increased rarity.

 

Owners of rares can afford to pay higher prices for raw materials, thus changing the market so that new players cannot afford many items.

 

This leads to a decline, and eventual stop to, the influx of new players.

 

With no new f2p'ers to do the less preferable jobs (such as gathering raw materials), many p2p'ers must now resort to doing these things themselves.

 

The game thus becomes less enjoyable to p2p'ers, who then quit in large amounts.

 

Jagex begins to lose large amounts of money and realizes that runescape can no longer be continued.

 

 

 

Congratulations! You killed runescape!

 

 

 

Reading that nearly gave me a seisure. \' :-s

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You swing your axe at the tree...

 

 

 

The tree jumps out of the way.

 

 

 

You swing your axe at the tree...

 

 

 

The tree SMACKS YOU IN THE FACE.

 

 

 

You swing your axe at the tree...

 

 

 

You end up in Lumbridge.

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lol

 

 

 

u swing ur axe at the tree...

 

which really is a tree spirit lvl 14 and u r lvl 95..

 

u get killed when u get back to the spot every1 starts laughing and teasing u they all get banned...u continue chopping


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these are all wonderful let me try

 

you swing your axe at the tree

 

some old grannies cat falls out

 

you return the cat and gain her mass fortune becasue when she signed the check the pen bled through the paper and wrote your name over her will entitling you to 20million dollars and the cat

 

 

 

you buy a mansion and cars then the cat bites your juggular vein and you die

 

the cat is your only heir and it recieives your stuff and uses it all as a litter box

 

lucky you...


runescape name is blue wolf140

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You swing your axe at the tree...

 

Hey, what happened to the tree?

 

 

 

You swing your axe at the tree...

 

All of your stats have been reseted to 1.

 

 

 

You swing your axe at the tree...

 

Uh-oh.


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you siwng your axe at the tree...

 

a noob falls out and asks for 1 mil you say no and throw him back into the tree and continue cutting


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You swing your axe at the tree.

 

Its name is Durial321.

 

It drops lots of rare items instead of logs.

 

You sell them for 80 million coins.

 

You buy full rune and every rune weapon available.

 

Repeat.


a>

 

I don't suffer from laziness, I enjoy every minute of it.

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You swing your axe at the tree.

 

but you just keep swinging and never hit the tree


Death shall not leave my side untill i have succumbed to darkness or i'm to wasted to give a damn!

 

I shall now join you at the gates of heaven.......if i'm allowed!

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you swing ur axe at the tree a pile of molten elephant dung flies out and hits ur in the face

 

congratulaions u now have 3rd degeree burns


weeeeeeeeeeeee

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You swing your axe at the tree...

 

Your axe gets stuck.


18/22 skills at or better than 60.

1300+ skill total.

Barrows:Torag's Helm x2, Guthan's Helm, Guthan's Warspear, Dharok's Greataxe, died to dharok, Guthan's Platebody, Ahrim's Hood. All in a total of 104 runs.

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