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I come in with a bronze dagger, and i wrestle the steel dragon to death! Then i take the melted cheese and make it into a clump, and when it solidifys(spelling?) again, i take it to my underwater fortress, off the coast of cuba, complete with a army of castro clones, armed with exploding cigars!

 

 

 

:evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted:

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Some people are like slinkies, normally they are dull, but they always give you a smile

when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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You're trying to kill a steel dragon with a bronze dagger? How pathetic. :roll:

 

 

 

I got a better idea. I use dark magic on the dragon, and the dragon dies. Then I throw it to the space. It's now on Mars. What vilageidiotx did never happend because it's gonna take more than a bronze dagger to kill steel dragons. I know that because I used to be a steel dragon expert.

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You're trying to kill a steel dragon with a bronze dagger? How pathetic. :roll:

 

 

 

I got a better idea. I use dark magic on the dragon, and the dragon dies. Then I throw it to the space. It's now on Mars. What vilageidiotx did never happend because it's gonna take more than a bronze dagger to kill steel dragons. I know that because I used to be a steel dragon expert.

 

 

 

But what happened if its a bronze dagger of noobsoul, because its full of the souls of thousands of noobs, and when it enters the dragons side, it fills it full of these souls, who drive it crazy with the "phr33 st00f pl0x" and "h0w 1 m1n3 4 f15h"? Then, it dies of insanity. Ir maybe im just really good, since there is no rules in this game about doing things beyond the bounds of whats possible in runescape.

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Some people are like slinkies, normally they are dull, but they always give you a smile

when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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ok, i just go machine gun POP POP POP on everyone and find the cheese.... somewhere......

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Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!

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However, i do have someone working for me who does go to yours school, and they take the cheese from you and sends it to me via Idiotmail, and i hide it in my mansion in kazahkastan, guarded by and army of the best soldier, whom all look like this :evil:

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Some people are like slinkies, normally they are dull, but they always give you a smile

when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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i play them a song :boohoo: :boohoo:

 

 

 

they clap! =D> =D> and cheer! \' :thumbsup: =D>

 

 

 

and then I steal the cheese (which looks like this :idea: )

 

 

 

and I eat it and jump off a cliff!

 

 

 

then a bear eats me and he jumps off a cliff!

 

 

 

then a balrog eats the bear and the balrog goes surfing in hawaii!!

 

 

 

then he falls and sinks to the bottom of the ocean, where he dies!!!

 

 

 

and a band of pirannas eat the balrog,... 1,000,000 pirannas!

 

 

 

the cheese has been through 1,000,003 digestive systems!!!

 

 

 

where is it now??

 

 

 

but first.....

 

how did the grilled cheese become real cheese again!?!?

 

is this like, the last piece of cheese on earth?

 

is it made out of gold?

 

why does everyone want this debris ridden, half eaten, 1,000,003 times digested piece of cheese!! dude, i sneezed on it!!!

 

 

 

the cheese carries the bubonic plague!!

 

 

 

245050 pirannas die, all over the oceadn, i dont see how you will ever get the cheese back. just say goodbye, and go in search of something actually nutritious, like the cookie jar or something!

 

 

 

lastly, yoda is a bird, I dont care what you say

 

 

 

ooh ooh!! and lastly of the lastly part of my dumb long post is that

 

THEBLAZIKENMASTER is a kitty! and cats eat mice!! and mice eat cheese!!! HE MIGHT HAVE EATEN SOME OF THE CHEESE! EAT HIM!

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destroys you with a hyper beam from my rayquaza and takes the cheese
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I shoot you for being silly and thinknig I'm a cat, I also shoot you for breaking the rules of the game and eating the cheese when you're not suppose to.

 

 

 

Since you're dead, I take the cheese and hold it and am ready to sell it for $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

 

 

 

Hah, you'll never get it for that much money. :twisted:

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However maso, unbeknown to you, amongst my many minions lies one so great, so dangerous, and so loyal, that he is considered one of my best. Who is he, do you ask? This ally is no human, no no, but it is....(you may fear to go on, so i will spare you the pain, but if you choose to go on, may you not blame me for any anguish you encounter)

 

 

 

My greatest minion is...

 

 

 

[hide]Maso's Liver! It is one of my most loyal minions, and it betrays you by giving you side pains, making you visit a hospital, where one of the doctors(also my minion) steals it from you and gives it to me! I bask in its cheesy glory, and it gives me much knowledge! Such wise cheese! I hide with it in my mansion thats floating in space, it being defended by bigfoot and his friend, somewhatovergrown foot.[/hide]

 

 

 

So now i have the cheese

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Some people are like slinkies, normally they are dull, but they always give you a smile

when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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i steal all yars of blood and put them in a truck and then go to a road restrand ( there ar to much truchs there )

 

 

 

There is a problem though. You see, you can't just take all the jars of blood with your hands. Some other jar of blood might fall on you, and faint you causing you to die. Tell me how did you steal all the jars?

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I come up and shoot the night fox, and steal the cheese. I then proceed to build a steel ball around it, and when i activate it, the slightest touch will send the person who touch it flying to their death, as well as destroy the cheese. My plan now complete, i began to conquer....

 

 

 

The World!!!!!

 

 

 

:evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted:

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Some people are like slinkies, normally they are dull, but they always give you a smile

when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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yea... WHEN you activate it. you didnt say you activated it. :twisted:

 

 

 

I get cheese outta da ball, put a note saying OWNED inside instead, and... erm... :shock: *mindblank*

 

Frig! erm..... damn SATs used up all my brain power... I RUN AWAY.

 

my mind is broke... :cry:

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Your so busy running that you drop the cheese. I pick it off the floor, take the note out of the ball, destroy the note, then put the cheese back in the ball, activate the ball, then i got to my evil planning room and cackle manicly

 

 

 

:evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil:

 

 

 

By the way, everything that powers the ball, and all the explosives that power the ball, are inside it. Also, before i activated it, i welded it shut. It is also in a glass case, so nobody can touch it without trying. Now that it is activated, a hard enough tap will blow it open, taking out all the people in the room as well as the cheese.

 

 

 

Anyway, back to my manic laugh

 

 

 

:evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted:

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Some people are like slinkies, normally they are dull, but they always give you a smile

when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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i use a nuke to blow it up ::'

 

 

 

then i throw it into the atmosphere and if anyone goes to get it, then they have to talk to Al Gore!!!!

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Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!

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