silver_wits Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Walks along the beach, minding her own business, thinking that this business with the cheese has died down... Then suddenly I see a guy washed up on the beach like a beached whale, clutching a peiceof cheese. I take it from him, and rush him to the hospital. As payment for his life, I get to keep the cheese. I bury the cheese on the beach, under a sand dune marked "X" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxic78 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 i go and dig up the cheese then go hide under a palm tree Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezlo_Minish Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 yes.... it's me.... I'M BACK!!!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! I JUMP OUT OF THE PALM TREE AND YOU'RE LIKE "OMFG HES BACK!!!!!!!!!11!!!1!!!" AND I GRAB THE CHEESE THEN RUN WHILE EVERYONE IS PARALYSED WITH SHOCK.... my friend made http://www.freewebs.com/mouseavoider/ !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 I spawn hell on your head. Your neck breaks under the weight. I take the cheese from your motionless body, and stuff it deep inside my radioactive ear, which antiradioactive gloves won't stop. Nobody wants to take it. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 I pay someone to get the cheese for me. He brings back the cheese, wrapped in a ziplock bag. I have no idea how he got it. I don't want to know. I hide the cheese between a year old sandwich, and a moldy jar of peanut butter under my bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk8erman Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 as u put your tooth under yur pillow i dress up as a tooth fairy and steal the jar and give u a 25c. Then i tele to a random bank and put it in my bank acc (i have a pin its ****) and i lauth evily as noone can safe the moldy cheese sandwich. :twisted: wazzzz up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 Well, someone hacks the bank system and takes the cheese, and goes back to the gang. I get to that gang, to help rest of the gangsters to protect the cheese, WARNING: All kinda gangsters, they got flamethrowers, generates, RPG guns, and a lot more, so this will be impossible to get the cheese now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 The gang's leader takes me for his girlfriend. I make him propose to me. and I make him give me the cheese. He turns into a henpecked man. I dump him. Ps.. I get to keep my tooth right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 I announce you that you cannot get your tooth back. You cry and drop the cheese. I take it. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 I tell you that you have no life... you cry and drop the cheese. I take it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 while your still and tears and partially laughing at him i just..... take the cheese :| i go to a nacho chees factory and turn it into nacho cheese and put it in some random guys nachos 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 I Kick the guy, and take the nachos. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 I kick The harrinator and take the cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 I kick the moron and take the cheese. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 as you stand triumphantly holding the cheese..... I step out from behind the kicked moron, and grab the cheese. \ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentBlond Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 Kindly asks Silver_Wits for the cheese. Because I am the sexiest man she has ever seen, she kindly gives me the cheese , and promises to protect it with her life, so that nobody can take the cheese from me. =) Thanks Silver_Wits :thumbsup: JamesBlond09: banned, 7-14-07 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 i distracted her with the finest perfume in the world and took the cheese from you because you had no worries so you werent even trying i place the cheese in a never ending all out soul calibur battle field :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentBlond Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 I pimp-slap Silver for giving away the cheese. Then I simply walk into the battle field, knowing nothing about soul calibur, and leave. edit:also laughs at riku for wearing perfume. =D> JamesBlond09: banned, 7-14-07 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 I pimp-slap Silver for giving away the cheese. Then I simply walk into the battle field, knowing nothing about soul calibur, and leave. edit:also laughs at riku for wearing perfume. =D> while your laughing i punch you in the kidney for saying i wore make up because i put it on a free sample table and then punch you in the other kidney for not knowing what soul calibur is. after your dead from the battle i take it from you cold dead arms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fakeitormakeit Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 but over-rejoicing makes you no pay attention to your surronding area which I take advantage of and steal the cheese right from your hands and feed it to a magical platypus named Larry which I carry around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentBlond Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 I sick my pet Meork on Fakeitormakeit and his magical platypus. I then do a complete dissection of the platypus' corpse and retrieve the cheese, which I then stuff in a place where nobody wants to look for it... :twisted: JamesBlond09: banned, 7-14-07 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fakeitormakeit Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 sorry double post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fakeitormakeit Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 I command all the Meorks in all of the universe so i command to get me the cheese which they eventually find and I command the Meorks to guard the cheese and their forces number 10,000,000,000,000,000,000. [hide=POWER TO THE MEORKS!] [/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentBlond Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 laughs at the meorks. then takes the cheese =) JamesBlond09: banned, 7-14-07 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 while your laughing at the meroks i replace the cheese with $50,000 rims and take the cheese for myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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