L1ght5aber1

I do not think miniclip is to blame for everything, though I think it has changed Rs2 in a bad way. I myself found Rs (I was 10...) when my friend told me about it. He had learned about it from some older kids. Anyway, I don't blame miniclip for everything bad in Rs2 *cough* pking and staking *cough*, but I think Rs would be a much better place without it.

A gravestone limerick. L1ght5aber is dead; he lies in this grave, He always said that Star Wars was his fave But then, of all things! Switched to Lord of the Rings Then blaster bolts came out of a nearby cave.

"OMG Haxxxx!!! We can't pk in teh wildy!" "He shot his arrow into the air, it fell to earth.. it fell right here." "Note to self: feathers tickle during battle." "That WASN'T Mithril???"

"What do you mean, run? I was at 60 hp, he was at 2, and he had a huge axe!" "That was a water wave? You're sure it wasn't a baloon?" "Note to self: don't take Chuck's extra scimmy..." "I lit a fire while I was high on nitroglycerin? That happens too often..." "'How many nightshades did you eat?' he says....., dang bugger!"

Rudest: I was in the wild, then this lvl 70 comes up and starts killing me. I say stop. He says "haha n00b". I keep declining him, then hit him for a 14 (my highest at the time.) He says "blank your mum" then leaves. Crudest: I was a level.. 35 I think it was. A lvl 3 comes up to me and begs. I then call him a noob, walk off, and leave him there. I feel bad for him.. maybe he's a lvl 100 now...

Did you know... That you keep a rune kite, plate, and legs over an obby kite?

Do not go to the barbarians when that friendly level 27 gives you 1k!!!!

[x] Became a Member Quests [ ] Barrows Gloves [ ] Ancient Spells Unlocked [ ] Lunar Spells unlocked [ ] Been inside the Death Altar before [ ] 100+ Tears in Tears of Guthix [ ] All Quests Completed Champion Challenges [ ] Obtained a Champion Challenge Scroll [imp] [ ] Obtained a Champion Challenge Scroll [Goblins] [ ] Obtained a Champion Challenge Scroll [skeletons] [ ] Obtained a Champion Challenge Scroll [Zombies] [ ] Obtained a Champion Challenge Scroll [Giants] [ ] Obtained a Champion Challenge Scroll [Hobgoblins] [ ] Obtained a Champion Challenge Scroll [Ghouls] [ ] Obtained a Champion Challenge Scroll [Earth Warriors] [ ] Obtained a Champion Challenge Scroll [Jogres] [ ] Obtained a Champion Challenge Scroll [Demons] [ ] Defeated The Champion of Champions Mini-Games [ ] Pharoahs Sceptre from Pyramid Plunder [ ] Guthan Spear from Barrows Minigame [ ] Phasmatys Flag from Trouble Brewing [ ] Fight Caves Completed [ ] 4000 Chompy kills [ ] Finished the Rogues Den Maze [ ] Any Void Knight Piece of Clothing/Guthix Mace [ ] Gold Castle Wars Armor Piece [ ] Robin Hood Hat from Treasure Trails [ ] Manta Ray from Trawler [ ] Sea Turtle from Trawler [ ] Maximum Mage Training Arena Points [Orangish Hat] [x] Completed Stronghold of Security [ ] Won a game of Fight Pits with 20+ people [ ] Bones to Peaches Unlocked [ ] Completed Mage Arena with at least one god spell Guilds [ ] Mining Guild Access [ ] Legends Guild Access [ ] Fishing Guild Access [x] Champions Guild Access [x] Warriors Guild Access [x] Heroes Guild Access [x] Rangers Guild Access [ ] Magic Guild Access [x] Cooking Guild Access [x] Crafting Guild Access [x] Prayer Guild Access [ ] Rune Defender [ ] Perfect Score in Rangers Guild Minigame Monster Drops [ ] Dragon Chain from Kalphite Queen/Dust Devils [ ] D2H from Chaos Elemental [ ] Dragon Axe from Dagganoth Kings [ ] Warrior Ring from Dagganoth Rex [ ] Beserker Ring from Dagganoth Rex [ ] Mud staff from Dagganoth Prime [ ] Seers Ring from Dagganoth Prime [ ] Seercull from Dagganoth Supreme [ ] Archers Ring from Dagganoth Supreme [ ] Dragon Shield Left Half Drop [ ] Abyssal Whip Drop from Abyssal Demons [ ] Dragon Legs/Skirt from Metal Dragons Games Room [ ] 1500+ Rating in Runelink [ ] 1500+ Rating in Draughts [ ] 1500+ Rating in Runeversi [ ] 1500+ Rating in Runesquares Player-Owned Houses [ ] Sat on a demonic throne [ ] Got trapped in a Greater Magic Cage [x] Used a Scrying Pool [ ] Mounted Fish from fishing [ ] Mounted Head from any monster Moderators [ ] Seen a Jagex Mod [ ] Became A Player Moderator [ ] Been muted by a player mod Random Events [ ] Full Mime [ ] Full Camo [ ] Full Zombie [ ] Full Lederhosen [ ] Spirit Seed [x] Any Bird Egg Skill Related [ ] Top 10k in every skill [ ] 100+ Combat [ ] 126 Combat [ ] 200m xp in a skill [ ] 99 in one skill Seasonal Items, Retired or not [ ] Own/Owned a Party Hat [ ] Own a Scythe [ ] Own a Rubber Chicken [ ] Own a Yo-yo Miscellanious [x] Unlocked Dragonstone Chest in Taverly [ ] 180k Crystal Bows [ ] Burned a Fiyr Shade [ ] Obtained a Wiley/Lazy Cat [ ] Finished the Lava Maze [ ] White Knight Master [1600 kills] [ ] Obtained Skull Sceptre [ ] Own a pair of bunny ears [ ] Every Monkey Greegree [ ] 2.1B cash [ ] Own all three completed prayer books [ ] All Musics Unlocked [ ] All Emotes Unlocked

I've been playing for a year, and my best drop is... a rune med... :boohoo:

Ok, ok, I'm 11, but I try to use proper grammar all the time.

Well, the story of this account is as follows. I knew lightsaber would be taken, so I tried L1ghtsaber, no dough. Tried this, it worked. And, here's the story of my noob acc, Sirjayofbyrd. As you would guess, my name is Jay. My friends called me Jaybird (lol) and I was into knights and things, so that acc was born.

so the good stuff would be right before it is given?

Onions WDYHM Pkers or Noobs

Oh no! Hes plotting revenge! Run for your life! Lol. Ihope he isnt taking over w99.

I hope i don't get any of those... :-X