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Kingtygy

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    Videogames, being lazy, Penguins, drawing, soccer.
  1. Ah, yes, that's an interesting story.... You see, way back when, there was a music band, called The Rubber Band. You see, they needed something to use to keep their um..... awesome music together, so one of them invented... the rubber band, and named it after them. :) Yup, that's how it happened. What is the meaning of life? (Don't say Chuck Norris!)
  2. Thousands of trees would have been saved, for junk mail would not exist if there were no mail boxes, making the world a better, more ecofriendly place. :lol: (I bet you want to go destroy some mailboxes now, huh?) The smilies on Tip.it forums. :ohnoes:
  3. ...but you forgot about it's force field!
  4. I get a giant tent and put it over your fort. This makes the shiny objects undistracting. On my way into your fort, I put a drink inside your cupholder. I then destroy everything but the cupholder. I take that with me, along with some of the coins you left guarding the fort, to my new fort. My new fort is in the heart of Antarctica, and is surrounded by a giant wall of incredibly hard ice that not even global warming will melt. I have also enlisted penguins with jetpacks and machine guns to patrol the area around my fort.
  5. U.F.O. Distracts the whole F.B.I., and they investigate that instead.
  6. But eventually I make sense of this non-sensible use of the word sense, and make my way into your fort. I then procede to destry the fort with a large sledge hammer. My fort is guarded by Goggle. Ha! Now when you try to search for my fort, you'll have to search through a million other things first! (And that's why ask.com is better)
  7. A: D Jay99, How old is the Earth? Does that answer your question? ( :lol: Ah, ya gotta love the occasional Chuck Norris joke) Q: So, If a person walks up to you and says that they will shoot you if you say a true statement or stab you if you say something false and you say: "So i'm going to get stabed", what happens to you? You see, if you say that you're going to get stabbed, that would be false, but seeing as it's false, that means you will get stabbed making it true, and false, and so on, and yeah, you get the point.
  8. Seeing as it's been four days since this game has seen a new post, your guy that goes "urg" gets distracted, bored, and goes home. As for your fireworks, I make it rain using my incredibly advanced weather machine. The raindrops cause your fireworks to explode prematurely, and very close to the ground as you launch them. One explodes close enough to the ground where it starts a fire that burns all of your distractions to a pile of smoldering ash. (Trust me fireworks explode very close to the ground in the rain, happened at a 4th of July fireworks to me afew years ago, luckily, nothing got caught on fire : ). After the fire gets put out by the rain, I'm free to sneak into your fort undistracted, and plant a small explosive device that destroys the whole thing after I leave. My fort is protected by that same guy that goes "urg", except I've taught him how to use a rocket launcher, and I'm paying him more, so I doubt he'll leave. There is also an incredibly long car race going on around the perimeter of my fort.
  9. No matter! I'll go pick some more up at the supermarket!
  10. Because Jagex is actually a company of robot overlords. Bet ya didn't know that, huh? Why don't I know what Earpy is talking about?
  11. But I can cut through it with this :
  12. Because they're plotting against you, and want to starve you to death. Why is lightning so loud? (Just had a severe lightning storm here :ohnoes: )
  13. Granted, you sleep well tonight, but you don't get a good nights sleep for the rest of your life after that. I wish for an endless supply of Dr. Pepper for me to drink.
  14. Sorry I didn't post my friend code earlier, been really busy... Well, here it is: 3179-3884-4805 Not ready for battling with anyone yet, sorry... I've been trying to build a good team every now and then when I get bored of completing my Pokedex.
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